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[–]Friscogonewild 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (8子コメント)

He and Charlie are the only two characters on that show who don't annoy the everliving fuck out of me.

[–]Stuff_i_care_about -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just those two in these meme are the ones that don't annoy me. The other dudes all sounds d the same and bitch at 60 mph in those shrill voices. I can't take it!

[–]VagBlaster9000 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Godamnnit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.

[–]Kanaaz 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like all their chemistries.

[–]Red_J2 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

As a vegan, this shit's hilarious.

[–]LeftHandBandito_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

After a failed sale, Frank excuses himself and attempts to hang himself in the next room. Fucking love this episode.

[–]5hauna -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm. Am vegan eating shoe for breakfast.

[–]TrustMe-ImA-Doctor 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking love it's always sunny

[–]sh33p_ -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's funny because it's shoe

[–]Made_you_read_penis 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Checked the comments to see all the vegans not understanding that jokes are jokes and that sometimes they're at your expense.

I'm a vegan. The stuff I eat is alien to a lot of people. I get how weird some of my meals look and I joke with my coworkers about it all the time. I tell them how great the swamp monster I'm eating tastes and make up stories about how I hunted the wild kale to near extinction with my trusty rifle.

Idk. I think it's funny.

[–]_BIRDLEGS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The show is funny and the joke within the context of the show is funny....OP going laughing like a Neanderthal "haha it's funny bc it's true" is annoying and ignorant

[–]davy_crockett 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, the joke is funny in the show, and it's more of a joke at the expense of Dee and Frank than of vegans. But I do think OP's title is inaccurate. It's also not a joke. The joke is the post, not the title.

[–]CharlieDeBeadle 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All the vegans not understanding jokes? I count one, am I missing something?

[–]Honjin 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (9子コメント)

You... you HEATHEN! A vegan can't take up arms! That's like, against their religion? Or lifestyle? I don't even know...

You must still be a low level 1 vegan if you can joke about holding a rifle. I've heard of high level vegans subsisting off just sunlight. I think that perk kicks on around level 30 or something.

[–]Metalbass5 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can I get to level 30 while keeping my rifle? I'm a lowly level 1 but I like my gun and that sunlight thing would make hiking and camping way fuckin' easier.

I WANT TO PLINK AND SUBSIST OFF SUNLIGHT GODDAMNIT!

[–]Made_you_read_penis 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Level 30 involves time crystals. I think they issue a ray gun? Idk. I'm only a level 5.

[–]Metalbass5 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck, this is way too complex. I haven't even done yoga yet.

[–]Simba7 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that even allowed?

[–]Made_you_read_penis 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're mistaken. I'm level 5. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[–]ButterAndEggs 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Simpsons quote for the win.

[–]ATomatoAmI 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So.... vampires then?

[–]run5k 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The stuff I eat is alien to a lot of people.

You sick fuck... Just because they don't have a green card doesn't mean they deserve to be eaten. Maybe Trump's wall will protect them against people like you.

[–]bocaj78 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly what I say! The wall is to protect Mexico.

[–]Anomalous-Entity -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What does alien taste like?

[–]gravewisdom45 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im vegetarian and its always amusing how vegans (and other vegetarians) can get so wound up. Having said that, some people can go too far and be quite agressive and hurtful. I always counter it by mocking them back. They can be even more defensive than vegans. :)

[–]DevilsAdvertiser 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Vegetables, fruits, legumes, grains and starches are alien?

Sure.

[–]KnockMellyKnock 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I mean, you're joking. But as someone who grew up in a very poor household, we lived off of mostly processed foods. Fresh food like that was harder to make, and more expensive.

It wasn't until I started losing weight myself that I even started eating that type of stuff regularly.

[–]DevilsAdvertiser -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

10 kg of broken rice costs 13€ on Amazon.

It can't be more expensive, because plants are what is used to create processed foods, and also what feeds livestock in the first place.

[–]KnockMellyKnock 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rice isn't overall that great for you, and is processed. Unless you buy brown rice, which is more expensive. Remember that Amazon didn't exist when I grew up.

But, we mostly ate old meats that were on sale. Lots of noodles, ham, cheese. Frozen peas and corn were the closest to veggies we got.

We're talking super poor where all adults are constantly working to make ends meet.

Oh and potatoes. Lots of potatoes

[–]DevilsAdvertiser -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Your arguments just make my head hurt.

Where the hell does one live to not have access to stuff animals even get to eat? You are telling me your parents couldn't have bought some dried stuff from some Asian, Middle East food shop or a local farmer or importer? Or a load of potatoes, local grains or maze? You have technology like a fridge and freezer, but you can't drive a couple Kilometers to buy food from somewhere around?

[–]KnockMellyKnock 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You realize you're criticizing my parents' choices to feed me and not mine, correct?

[–]DevilsAdvertiser 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, read again i added a lot of stuff.

[–]OhPamcakes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Point missed? Fruits and veggies are more expensive because it can't sit on your shelf forever, like processed food can.

[–]lessuh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found the vegan!!! hyehoyhehehoyhyeheheh

(....../s I'm vegan 4+ years)

[–]AtoxHurgy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That grin on her face.

[–]Elcabronazo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Vegan can eat french fries. I'm ok with that diet.

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    [–]VIIX -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    No they aren't. they're fried in peanut oil you muppet.

    [–]Arconiat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No they ain't you twat or my wife and many other people would be dead for eating a chip

    [–]dankrusz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Most major chains use soybean oil or similar. The risk is contamination by also frying meats in the oil.

    [–]archangelous 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Maybe it's a shoe" - "Funny because it's true."

    Can I join the Rhyme crew too? Sick of the Thyme crew. (The events are only seasonal.)

    what the fuck did I just write

    [–]johnnybenderTotalRando.com 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sole food.

    [–]shadownix -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol that's crack up

    [–]JoeyTwoTones 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    One of my favorite episodes.

    [–]narcalexi -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "Nice one"

    [–]i-really-like-mac 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love Dee's smirk after that joke.

    [–]CrediblyHandsome 328 ポイント329 ポイント  (17子コメント)

    As long as it's not a leather shoe...

    [–]Phoenixon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If it is, we know the ginzu knife can slice that baby up.

    [–]PainMatrix 229 ポイント230 ポイント  (15子コメント)

    And it doesn't have a sole.

    [–]Moose_Cake 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Does that mean gingers are free game?

    [–]AgathaSnarkness 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Im genuinely curious how many people would use this joke if it was about black people.

    [–]Douches_Wilder 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The fact the black people don't have souls is nothing to joke about. It's very serious, and we've devoted some of the greatest minds of our generation to solving this problem.

    [–]ArmCollector 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Vegans eat ginger all the time.

    [–]anchises868 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    You just reminded me about an old joke:

    "Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? 500 soles were lost. Some heel started it."

    [–]Cruzinspeed 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Ahh, good 'ol #1712, a classic!

    [–]daileyjd 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    im just really glad to see that in some circles we can still use the # to denote 'number'

    [–]lowertechnology 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    What's with all the 'pound' symbols?

    [–]Log_Out_Of_Life 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm not trying to play tic-tac-toe with you because it all means the same to me

    [–]a4000 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Cause then you'd have to pay the troll toll.

    [–]Edib1eBrain 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The scene immediately after this where Frank simply cannot resist attempting to hang himself is for me one of the most darkly hilarious moments in the series.

    [–]funkecho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ahhhh botched it!