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Astonishingly Excellent Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Astonishingly Excellent Donald Trump Toilet Paper

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The most luxurious toilet paper in the history of the world. With President Donald Trump's face on it.

Unlike the now discontinued Donald Trump Steaks, sold at Sharper Image,  you can get your roll of Astonishingly Excellent Donald Trump Toilet Paper right now. 

 This toilet paper is:

  • Tremendous
  • Not fake news like failing New York Times
  • Great
  • Tremendous

Order 1 roll per friend that you know that would love to honor The Donald's face in the most personal way. 

Actually regarding Trump Steaks, did you know that Trump's businesses keep going bankrupt? Like all the time. Not this TP though. It's the greatest ever. It's tremendous. 

Also. No puppet. Just Donald Trump's face on TP. 

 

* PS: The tweet is made by faketrumptweet.com and is - hopefully - covered by the constitution as freedom of speech or satire or somethig. Please don't sue us. Actually come to think of it being sued would be awesome PR. Please sue us.