it just happens that the doctors last name is Chad... ]=)
"Doctor Chad, my man has been losing interest in me lately, I've noticed the decline of his interest in me sexually. Granted, I do nag a lot and point out things he does that don't revolve around me and me alone, don't cook for him and such... I have a strong feeling it's not me, but please, could you please check if everything is OK with me?"
"Sure, I can check. Please get completely undressed."
"I-uh,... I cannot do that."
"Oh, don't be shy, it's ok, I'm a doctor, see."
"Still... I... I'm shy."
"Oh, don't worry, no probs, I'll just turn off the lights then, will that be better?"
"OK, but don't turn the light on, promise?"
"Promise." (turns off lights, pitch black)
(undressing sounds)
"Ok, Dr. Chad, I've undressed completely, I am naked. Where do I put my clothes?"
"Here, on this chair, just put them on top of my clothes..."
ここには何もないようです