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Asians And The Anus

March 29, 2017 by CH
This is a grosspost. If you don’t want to read it, feel free to sashay over to gay bodybuilding forum MPC, where they’re just as gross but pretend to be offended by it.
Every Asian girl with whom I’ve lain (small sample set, tbh) has stuck a finger up my ass during a blowjob, or tried to. Talk about HELLO KITTY. One waifu rooted around down there like a tunnel rat in the ‘Nam jungle.
Wassupwitdat? Anyone else notice that Asian girls have an odd fascination with the male anus (manus) as a portal to mutual pleasure? Or so they envision it. Personally, I was not a fan. One Chinese-American girl looked genuinely crestfallen (as best one can discern emotion on an Asian’s face) when I recoiled and retracted from her probings with Kegelian thrusters set to escape velocity.
I wonder too if this is a fetish peculiar to Asian chicks as an group…or only to Asian chicks making sweet rove to the White Man. What’s the Asian equivalent of a mudshark? Chaddragon? Paleface pirate? Crackerjacker? Ivory poacher? Milk mugger? Frosted Flip? Bang wan wang? Bleached Lee? Fat Man and Little Koi? Ghost in the vajeen? Occiwench? Wog-eater? Epicanthicc? Ah, I see that the slang for it is Potato Queen. Meh.
Anyhow, maybe Asian girls always feel like they’re batting out of their league with White men, and presumably are compelled by the perceived SMV imbalance to extracarnally impress White men with that attention to physiologic detail only an Asian can grind out when the hind’s out.
Or Asian girls are magnetically drawn in by the anus region with a force matched only by gay homosexuals. Any Asians out there in the CH reading audience, man or woman, who can add their nuance to this…fissuring topic?

108 Responses

  1. I’m tired of hearing about this supposed fetish Asian girls have for white guys. It happens, but only the ‘degerenate’ Asian girls take part. Similar to white girls and black guys.
    [CH: that has not been my experience nor observation. but if you’re azn man i totally grok your distaste for it.]

    • It is obvious that they will flock to better stock. It is the brutal truth of the uncontrolled SMP.

    • Stats say asian women race mix even more than white women, and do that mostly with white men.

    • It depends on the nationality. A lot of Asian women don’t all that much — if I had to guess, Mainland Chinese are least likely to. Possibly because their English is cruddy. It’s not a function of their being Chinese, either, since Chinese from Southeast Asia (Singapore, Malaysia) appear to be all about white guys if they’re in the USA. Possible snobbery or practicality factor involved, since they often speak English as their first language, and many of the younger ones have never even bothered to learn Chinese.
      Americanized Asian and half-Asian girls do it all the time, of course. They also seem to mudshark more often than white girls.

      • My 2 cents..Language does not matter. I had 4 hour date and then bang with nice Latina whose English vocabulary was limited to perhaps 5-6 incomplete sentences.

      • on March 29, 2017 at 6:03 pm Johnny Redux
        Mario, how do you know what they are saying anyhow with their mouth full, anyhow? It all sounds Greek at that point.

      • If 2 people are into each other, there are no language barriers.
        As for (East) Asian girls, most of them are mega-ultra-traditional (in Asia) and also very well ‘protected’.
        In the US, most of them are still very traditional, sometimes I see obvious gold diggers with some middle-aged, potbellied, Hawaiian-shirted White losah, sometimes tragically hip blond&pink-haired, multiply pierced Asian girls who are trying so hard to be ghetto they scare even the Black girls.

      • Yeah, upon further reflection, it’s most likely not the language.
        It’s style.
        Mainland Chinese women are unappealing for the same reason hippie/leftoid girls are: their overall sense of style sucks. Clothing sucks, they don’t have much of a sense of femininity, and they’re just dumpy. Also, Mainland Chinese tend to not bother about crucial little things like bad breath.

    • In half Chinese (mother) and half white.
      It is true they flock to whites.
      The proof is in how angry Asian guys get. They spend around 10% of their total lives fretting or pissed off about it.
      What did you think, that your parents could come to another man’s country and you somehow be king?
      Asians need to know that they are not entitled to be the top dawgs here.
      Same with the “Whites Wont cast Asian males in films” foolishness. You want Asian males in the lead go to Asia. Secondly, it isn’t whites casting Asian men so rarely, it’s (((whites))).
      Forgive me but I just get so damn tired of the whining. Be happy you’re in a western country.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 3:04 pm | Reply Holden Caulfield
      I’m fairly certain there is solid data from the POF data set showing that asian women respond quite favorably to messages from white men. If all the fine Scotch I’ve been consuming hasn’t ruined my memory, there may even be a CH archive post covering that topic.
      [CH: there is, and yes asian women were the only female group to respond more favorably to other-race men than to their own.]

    • Clearly you’ve never been to Asia

  2. Does this mean Asian girls are down for anal?
    Probably not, they’re much more interested in school and pay no attention to personal hygiene. Latinas are much more likely to ablidge, and keep their asses squeaky clean for you.

  3. on March 29, 2017 at 11:38 am | Reply Jolly Jaded Jurist
    Relax, Brah. At least they didn’t use chopsticks.
    [CH: lol]

  4. During a few AMP visits, I’ve noticed that some will try to circle around that area when finishing. I would always tell them no, and even at that, some would still venture back yonder.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 12:07 pm | Reply Captain Obvious
      When I was in Grad School, I had a Chinese-American roommate – nicest guy you’ll ever meet, deeply conservative religious Roman Papist – but one time, we were all sitting around talking, and somehow the topic of ana1 worked its way into the conversation, and I remember how he got weirdly excited, and started talking about how the @nus has the second highest concentration of nerve endings in the entire body, second only to the pen!s or the c!it.
      Weird little data point. It was the only off-color remark I can ever remember him making.
      Also, within the last year or two, somebody chez Le Chateau was saying that the g00ks in China had to TEACH the boys that you’re supposed to put it in the Vag [not the @nus] if you want to have ch!ldren.
      Just two little data points.
      But the g00ks might be hiding a darker secret here.

      • on March 29, 2017 at 12:10 pm Captain Obvious
        I was going to speculate that maybe the g00ks have been using ana1 as a form of b!rth control for several millenia, and that maybe it’s start to get engrained in their DNA.
        But then I remembered an old John Cuckbyshire essay, about how every village in China would have a stone structure with a hole in it, covering a deep pit, or a well, and how you didn’t want to know what the g00ks were discarding into the hole…
        [CH: JUST LIKE YOU AND ME]

    • Even the technologically sophisticated parts of China suck ballz.
      Case in point; I have visited my mother’s family in Taiwan. Those people are cold to the point of lifelessness. Like zombies.
      I am blessed to be from Alabama, where people are generally friendly, but in Taiwan people are cold by ANY standard. I bet Russians are less cold.

      • Russians aren’t cold if you’re not a weak cuck. I’m not Russian, but I’ve always had good experiences when dealing with Russians(outside of Russia only though). It’s probably the nationality that most often invited me to their parties when I ran into them when traveling around Europe. Nice girls so I always said yes… Since they love toasts so much, you have an entry too because you can ask them to translate what they said.

      • on March 30, 2017 at 8:45 am shawn gallagher
        You have to live here for a while, learn the language, have a Chinese name, adjust to the local food, etc… Last Saturday, third date, first bang, anal with a 21 year old. I’m 59. And why did my name change from Gao Xia En to English?

      • re: Russians. Russians aren;t cold. They;’re warm, intelligent and friendly. The only difference is you can’t fuck with them through teasing, irony, humiliation, taking the piss etc etc the way you can westerners. Its not that they don’t have a sense of humor… they do. But if you think you can cut real close to the bone and make a joke at their expense… you will likely get your head kicked in. Its why they aren’t cucks… and why you have to maintain some respect… unlike the western mangina, the Russians haven’t been feminized.

      • Asians are clones, soulless clones, at least compared to the true diversity of the white race.

  5. […] Asians And The Anus […]

  6. Only been with 2 Asian girls (Japs) both in the medical professions and both has penis envy and said they peg dudes. Kinky as all hell in other things.
    Not surprised as Jap porn seems to be all S&M/torture stuff. There’s a whole mainstream fetish about groping/getting groped on trains.
    Since my red pill – it’s only attractive white ladies I bother with now.
    Japs/Germans put their sexual energies into work, discipline and order.
    Anytime they do venture into the sexual word or war, it usually comes out in extremes.
    Even cases of gay sexual cannibalism in Germany a couple of years back. Also heard about scat fetish.
    Hispanics/Catholics/mediterranean types are more warm blooded sexually open people and do not seem to have uptight fetishes or sexual hang ups.
    I admire the Japs though in a lot of other things. Jiro: Dreams Of Sushi is a good documentary on their work ethic and pursuit of perfection.

  7. Asian girls are down with anal in my experience, but I have yet to have one look at me as the catcher…

  8. ” Chaddragon? Paleface pirate? Crackerjacker? Ivory poacher? Milk mugger? Frosted Flip? Bang wan wang? Bleached Lee? Fat Man and Little Koi? Ghost in the vajeen? Occiwench? Wog-eater? Epicanthicc? ”
    Some of the funniest and the cleverest puns I’ve ever read just thrown in casually. Round-eye wrangler?
    Riddle: What do you call an oriental Lewinsky? (has to do with one of the above)

    • yeah, that was great. reminds me a sketch where a square Joe Friday type lists off all the different slangs for herion, smack, the white pony, chasing the dragon, skag, mud, snow, dope, H, tar, Chiba etc etc

    • I wouldn’t be surprised of some of these neologisms CH made up actually start getting used. They’re hilarious.

  9. And yes despite the anti-white male propaganda these days, I can confirm through personal experience that a reasonably tall, in shape, white guy with a decent job is a prize for any non-white girl.
    Our reluctance to show them interest is the main cause for them to join in the anti-white male bashing. We do reign supreme.
    ‘Are you a white supremacist?’
    ‘Of course…we do reign supreme. You need affirmative action to even try and compete with us’

    • In my experience asians feel inferior to whites. I even witnessed an asian co-worker call himself “white” in a heated argument, to try and assert dominance over another asian. (He wasn’t white — one of the brownest asians ever.)
      I don’t date asian women because I don’t understand the attraction to them. They all look like bland 5s to me. At least they’re not fat, but I can do better and never get drunk enough to settle.

      • on March 29, 2017 at 5:41 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist
        I can count on one hand how many Asian women (well, a couple were teens) I’ve found attractive. In each case, she had strongly European facial features. No, that’s not true: one was Vietnamese and looked fully g00k, but she had a shockingly curvy (yet still asian-thin) body and looked amazing in a pair of jeans. Definitely an outlier.
        I try to understand yellow fever, to put myself in other men’s shoes, but I just can’t go there.
        The best way I’ve heard the Chinese described, by a White from Vancouver, is (warning, very unflattering) “it looks like their faces have been hit with a frying pan and melted.”
        I’ve not been able to unsee it since.

  10. I have had 2 Asians.
    One Thai: No butt play…
    One Taiwanese: She went for it and did not try again once I stopped her.
    Guess that means I need to expand my statistical pool.

  11. on March 29, 2017 at 12:07 pm | Reply KermitTheeFrog777
    “Ghost in the vajeen”
    Dying.

  12. I’ve dated several Asians. A few tried this trick but really they just want commands.
    One of them told me there are 2 types of Asian girls “Ones that only date white guys, and ones that wish they could date white guys”.. I’ve made this joke to every Asian girl I know and they all laugh it off but don’t deny it.

  13. Don’t Asians wash instead of wipe?

  14. I’m pretty sure asians are a marooned alien race, and aliens are all about dat probing

  15. Come on, CH.
    Live a little.
    [CH: more like, “give” a little, ifn ya know what i mean.]

  16. on March 29, 2017 at 12:21 pm | Reply LipMyStockings
    Sample size = 3. One Jap, one Philipo, Singaporish. Fingers up the pooper = 0.

  18. This must be an Asian-American thing. Lived in Asia for 10 years, had LOTS of BJ from yellow women. This never happened.

  19. Similar experience with Asian women, plus they enjoyed stroking me. I’ve had sex with more Latinas and they like it forceful, I’ve had them put my hand around their throat.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 1:25 pm | Reply Les Saunders, Protestant
      Never had an Asian girl try any anal manoeuvres on me, that’s always been whites funny enough. Filipino girls are probably the dumbest I’ve ever encountered – any jokes you make with them have to be kindergarten level tops or they won’t get them. Latinas definitely like it rough – Brazilian girl liked being smacked hard on the face, and choked. Mexican girl (she’s going back) loved anal. Go figure.

  20. Weren’t the two-girls-one-cup orientals?
    I’m jus sayin

  21. those asian women were chinese and north korean intelligence agents, feeling around for the hidden usb thumb drive filled with american national security secrets that all cia operatives store in their anuses.
    next time don’t answer ‘i’m a spy’ when a girl asks you what you do, h3@rtsie

  22. I saw Anus and the Asians in ’99. They opened for Everclear at the Palladium.

  23. Look up “kancho” for further delights in this space.

  24. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s because a lot of Asian men have poofter tendencies just like groids and beaners.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:24 pm | Reply Johnny Redux
      Not sure if black men are gay, or just so primitive and stupid that they will literally stick their diseased meat into any hole…man, woman, animal, child. The bunghole is not a barricade to them. Just something else to be violated. That is why SOOOO many of them have absolutely no problem gang raping other men in prison (and then playing it off in their 80-IQ brains that, “Yo, buts I aints a faggot and sheet”). Then there’s all those negroes on the “down low”. What normal man in prison would to prefer to pack another dude’s fudge over just using his hand and being celibate? How sick is the idea that “any sex is better than no sex”? Of course, that is why you also see so many fucking disgusting fat women, of all races, towing around little 1/2-breed nigglets. No sane White man would send forth his wanger and his nostrils into those dark and haunting places.

  25. “Yellow cab” is the term I’ve heard, or “Yellow taxi”.

  26. Enjoying oral sex from women without butt play is pretty much textbook closet case behavior. You’re already the passive partner, so why not enjoy the full experience of that role? Asians aren’t burdened with the awkward post-Puritan mindset of the West, so they have fewer hangups about kinkiness. They also understand that bedroom behavior isn’t meant to be discussed in public…
    Ironically enough, the pleasure from receptive sex comes from being forced to learn how to relax. It’s all mental. Cultures that understand meditation just seem to “get it”. They can even get off from scalp massage. Incompatible sexuality just might by nature’s way of keeping different cultures different.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:34 pm | Reply Enfant Terrible
      You must be a Jew.
      Not everybody needs to be kinky to enjoy sexual activity, or to get their dick up. Some guys want a blowjob with no probing of their anuses cause they just find that a turn off.
      Here goyim, take some sexual advice from us, the chosen people, you will enjoy sex more if you engage in activities that involve fiddling with the hole from where the shit comes out.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 2:41 pm | Reply ayatollah1988
      Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth. I’d rather put my finger in her ass while she’s blowing me than have her finger mine.

      • on March 29, 2017 at 3:08 pm Holden Caulfield
        This.

      • “Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth.”
        correct

      • “Getting blown does not make you the passive partner. You’re still penetrating her. She is RECEIVING a dick in her mouth”
        correct

      • i haven’t yet met a girl who doesn’t like to get skull fucked. instead of her being in control, you are – grab the back of her head and fuck her face, or move her head back and forth while you stay still, like chalking up a pool cue.
        some girls like this really rough – i imagine it’s the submission and objectification that turns them on.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 8:06 pm | Reply Oleaginous Outrager
      Sure, just don’t r-e-l-a-x so much that you lose your grip on the rope and get “Carradined”.
      Also, for some one professing to understand “other cultures”, your apparent belief that there is some sort of monolithic overarching “Asian” culture is hilarious. Or do even all their societies look the same to you?
      By the way something, how does the “awkward post-Puritan mindset of the West” compare to, say, the current rabidly puritanical sexual mores of most Muslim nations (many of which are in Asia)?

  27. By “Asian” do you mean third world migrant trash living in the West? I lived in Japan for many years without a hint of such behavior.

    • The meaning of ‘Asian’:
      In the US – Japanese, Chinese, Korean
      In Britain – Pakistani, Indian, maybe Afghan
      In Germany – Anyone from east of the Straits of Marmara, south of the Caucasus and east of the Ural mountains, except maybe Israel and Turkey.

  28. >>>What’s the Asian equivalent of a mudshark?
    Every Asian chick I’ve EVER met has wanted a white guy. I’d say that “normal” is the Asian equivalent.

    • on March 29, 2017 at 6:14 pm | Reply Johnny Redux
      I have rarely met a single Indian woman who does not have that “Pour Some Curry on Me” (nod to Def Leppard) look in her eyes, when she is up close with White men. Went out with one a couple times many moons ago….a cute, petite upper-caste girl with a doctor daddy…but any physical activity (e.g., dancing) made her back extremely sweaty and gross. Plus, she was on the hairy side. Eck! No dippin’ my paddle in the Ganges in this lifetime.

      • Then you definitely wouldn’t like Arab girls.
        Weekly hair removal treatments are pretty much required.

      • on March 29, 2017 at 7:44 pm Jolly Jaded Jurist
        Not two hours ago I was stroking my Norwegian-Dutch wife’s legs and telling her how much I loved how hairless she is. She laughed and said that she was embarrassed that her legs were overdue for a shave. I looked over and saw no hairs at all, except for those that caught the sunlight and glowed a whitish-blonde color.
        I then reminded her that there are many, many women out there who shave their legs often yet cannot rid themselves of insta-5-o’clock shadow.
        Parson me, gents. My wife has just shaved and for some reason needs me in the bedroom.

  29. You guys are scaring me.

  30. on March 29, 2017 at 6:07 pm | Reply Johnny Redux
    You would think with the high proportion (overwhelming, in fact) of Asian women represented in nail salons as owners and workers, that sticking their phalanges up someone’s poop shoot would be the last thing that they would want to do.
    That said, CH, this post was hilarious. I am glad that I had no food or drink in my mouth while reading it, or else it would have made a right mess of my laptop.

    • I would subscribe that mostly to their desire to please and eventually capture
      Someone must told them or they just assume that white men like that
      Nothing but another trick in their highly developed hunting strategy

  31. About 10 years ago, I had a Public Health class. The professor said that it started in some Thai whorehouse, when the hookers tried to get the client to ejaculate more quickly, they would stick their fingers up his butt to stimulate his prostate. That way, they could get on to the next client.

  32. Asian girls will also lick your nipples while they work your shaft and play with your ass. They’re sweethearts.

  33. It’s only the Chinese. Doesn’t seem to happen among the other Asians.

  34. on March 30, 2017 at 8:24 am | Reply Anonymous White Male
    I was going to go in a pheromonal direction on this, but apparently the role of pheromones in the human realm remains controversial and incomplete. There is also no definitive data on testosterone levels in the races. I’ve looked at several different studies and none can find conclusive evidence of the race realist position that androgen levels go from high to low with black-White-Hispanic-East Asian. I found one study that showed East Asians had the highest T-Levelsin the blood!
    As far as Asian women/White men preferences: I would like to see more data. Anecdotally, there could be some truth to it, but I would like to see the numbers. I know that Asian women may have been convinced that Whites are better providers. So, it may just be a gold digger strategy rather than a desire to get White sperm. I would also like to see the numbers from Korea. Korean women seem to be the most passive/feminine in the East, but they are also extremely traditional.

    • The pheromone / T theory makes sense, and I have a hypothesis: it’s because in the same way Northern Europeans, living in a fairly protein-poor area, evolved to be able to sustain ourselves on milk products via lactase persistence, East Asians became dependent on soy to provide extra protein. And soy lowers testosterone. As they became soy-dependent, the men became more passive, conformist, and “feminine”. East Asian women likewise were selected to those most receptive to low-T men — hard selection for provider betas, IOW, as the women who just couldn’t feel it for their soy-dependent menfolk failed to pass on their genes. However, that doesn’t mean that they’re naturally attracted to men with such low T levels. Women are women, after all.
      So it appears to have been more or less an accident of history: Europeans with milk dependence, and East Asians with soy dependence. And milk doesn’t lower T, while soy does.
      The only downside with this theory is that Eastern Europeans and Central Asians, who never had a soy dependence, also appear to have lower blood T levels — Russian and other Slavic women, for example, show a similar huge imbalance vis-a-vis Western European men — perhaps something else in the steppes of Eurasia also drained T in the same way soy does. The unbelievably harsh winters, perhaps, and large distances required to hunt to obtain enough food, which again selected for provider betas over strutting alphas.
      “I would also like to see the numbers from Korea. Korean women seem to be the most passive/feminine in the East, but they are also extremely traditional.”
      Actually, I think Korean man/Japanese woman couples are more common than Korean woman/Japanese man.

    • Also, it’s the number of T receptors that is the crucial factor, not overall T levels, which appears to have little relation to masculinity.

      • on March 30, 2017 at 5:55 pm Anonymous White Male
        “Actually, I think Korean man/Japanese woman couples are more common than Korean woman/Japanese man”.
        So, you would agree that Korean women are more traditional and conform to nationalistic sentiment more so than Japanese women?

  35. on March 30, 2017 at 8:35 am | Reply gunslingergregi
    just the one in the other country told her no
    but chicks round here like licking that asshole i guess from what they say
    then the pegging i think the ex ex fucked the last boyfriend in the ass
    rofl what the fuck
    told him if he loved her he would do anything and guess he did rofl rofl

  36. OMG–Ivory Poacher. I am crying. Too funny.

  37. This is your second post on this topic. CH remains the only place I’ve heard of this phenomena.
    I think you just have bad luck.

  38. on March 30, 2017 at 11:37 am | Reply HungarianPatriot
    A lot of girls like playing with the anus if you let em. Personally I wouldn’t allow even a finger up there but as far as licking my ass goes, it’s hands down my favorite. Feels fucking better than anything no joke, better than the best blowjob. My current girl has an affinity for it so I just lie there and let her go to town licking my ass and my gooch for hours. It’s fucking heaven.

  39. on April 2, 2017 at 5:16 pm | Reply Nightowl2548
    Asian prostitutes are taught by more experienced co-workers to lick the anus as part of the experience. Don’t know how widespread this technique is amongst non pros.


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