People always ask me that, "Do you know games"? It's crazy, you wouldn't believe how many times I get asked that. Well I gotta say, I know games. You better believe it. I'm the best at games. I've played The Witcher 3. You know who I chose? I chose Yen. Yen! It's true! I couldn't resist her. She reminds me of my daughter! I know games alright. I've got some of the best people working on this, people you've never heard of. I'll be speaking with them about games, but I'll be speaking with myself mostly, because I know more about games than anyone. It's true! I mean, look at Obama! You think that guy knows games? Nope. I don't think so. We've got some of the worst exclusivity deals right now, maybe ever. Obama gave us games like Fallout 4 and Mass Effect Andromeda. He probably loves that game! You know why? He's a weak leader. He doesn't know what an RPG is. I asked Obama if he had played The Witcher 3, and you know what he said? He said he hadn't heard of it! Can you believe it? Well, I can tell you this much, with me as president, we're not gonna have any more Fallout 4. We're gonna build a wall around Bethesda, EA, Bioware and all the losers, and you know what? They're gonna pay for it. That's right. I've talked to the people over at /r/gaming and they love me! They say, "Why isn't every game The Witcher 3?" And they're right! America is weak. That's all gonna end, you better believe it. I know games.
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