well i’m sitting behind my desk in washington dc

and everyone on cable news is yelling at me

cuz there’s only one place that i wanna go

that’s down underneath the florida sun in mar a lago

So call up the tower and tell my wife and son

have the taxpayers fuel of the air force one

put in place the press embargo

gotta be left alone to fun and sun in mar a lago

Ma - A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some some say they know if will some day

Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some say they know it will some day


The senators and congressmen telling me what to do

How am I supposed to know if any of its true

Sure I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd

But I'd rather be on the tee where those folks aren't allowed

Ma - A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some some say they know if will some day

Mar -A Lago I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some say they know it will some day

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Playing golf with retired baseball stars

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Everything is gold

Even the toilet bowls

Mar a lago!

And on Saturdaynight when Melanie's fast asleep

I tip toe to the only room where I really wanna be

Crawling to beautiful king size bed

and snuggle in between my loves the Vanka and Jarred

And the Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back

Home to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I'm gonna crack

But for now I guess I play my part in this puppet show

And keep my eye on the weekend where I can go to mar a lago