Hello. I'm a furry. I'm not very active in this community, but god damn you guys are great. Now, I have a small request.

See, as probably very few of you may know, there is a certain thing going on right now in /r/NFL and we need the furries help fighting evil.

Yes fighting Evil. Let me give some backstory for you.

In the NFL, there are 32 teams. I won't list them as this post is going to be long enough but there are 32.

These teams have been split by the fans into five groups. The Ungulate Teams: Teams with hooves on their mascots. (Also dolphins because reasons.)

The Bird Teams: The birb teams.

The Cat Teams: Stuff like Bengals, Lions, Big cats c'mon this is obvious.

The GLOG: aka the Good League of Good. These guys are uh... underdogs? No one really knows.

The ELOE: The evil league of Evil. These guys are important.

Now, the thing about the ELOE is that, everyone hates them. Everyone. They win everything and gloat about too. Their like that jock in school. Who plays football. In fact they were that jock in school now that I think about it...

So, it's the offseason for football fans, the games have stopped and everything is boring. Until one fateful day, /u/KanyesRealFriend started a poll. He made a thing like survivor, where everyday you vote for the team you want to get rid of, until three teams are left and then there would be one last poll to decide the winner.

The ELOE have taken over the poll. They used their evil manipulation and stupidly large fanbases to completely ruin everything. They have already taken out almost all of the bird teams, and are now looking to attack the Ungulates. Soon, they will turn to the GLOG and cat teams, and then Evil will have prevailed.

Many teams from the other groups have joined together to create the coalition against evil, but it hasn't been enough. These smaller teams don't have enough umf to out-vote the evil-doers.

This is where you come in, my furry friends.

Please, join the cause. Help out a furry brother in fighting evil. Please, all the Coalition needs is a little push to take out the ELOE's leader. Vote for the Patriots, vote for justice.

Let this be the day the Furries made a stand against the mean school jock who always bullied them in school. Let it be the day the Furries and the furry teams defeated evil.

Let it be the greatest joint community meme in existence.

I hope to see you all on the battlefield, fighting for good.

(Also, sorry if this post isn't okay mods. Just delete it and message me to go away if this is not allowed, and I will apologize. We're just very desperate for some help because things are looking bleak for the small guys, and I thought it would be funny and awesome if the animal teams teamed up with you all, you know?)

TL;DR, /r/NFL is locked in a grueling war and the little teams need help. Please click this link and vote for the Patriots (It's actually a vote against them.)

EDIT: Sorry, forgot the link. http://www.polltab.com/rJ3q098ng/