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[–]RavensBaroudii 600 ポイント601 ポイント  (21子コメント)

And Quoth the Raven, "We're fucked".

[–]PackersArTiyme 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, that should have been our slogan for the day.

[–]RavensScrubsisalright 341 ポイント342 ポイント  (47子コメント)

This is going to be the most lopsided vote by far.

Unless, somehow on another day, there is a dumber idea than intentionally splitting the vote of the group that is already smaller than ELOE

[–]PatriotsBigbohn 183 ポイント184 ポイント  (42子コメント)

Supposedly this is a test to see how organized your side is, which judging by the votes so far you're failing the test.

[–]GiantspWheff 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (32子コメント)

This has to be demoralizing for both the CAE and the Pats fans who were hoping to someway weasel their way to an actual victory (instead of a podium finish).

A significant portion of voters are clearly ignoring everything and voting Pats every time.

[–]Patriotssports_sports_sports 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think many Pats fans ever bought into the "Pats will win by spite-vote!" narrative. That was just CAE propaganda to try to split up the ELoE.

[–]PatriotsBigbohn 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think it's still to early to make predictions for how it will shake out once the league has to inevitably turn upon each other, but we'll find out.

[–]DolphinsKiaAngel 315 ポイント316 ポイント  (38子コメント)

Are we even sure the Coalition isn't just a bunch of undercover EloE members? Where is the focus on eliminating the patriots? There should be one target and one target only, and now they say vote for the Giants?

Explain it how you want, but I don't trust the Coalition

[–]Texansrab7 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Apparently the idea is to focus on the Giants to gain Patriots and Cowboy support. As of right now, it's not working.

[–]GiantsSoulCrusher69 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (18子コメント)

What an awful idea, no matter what there will be a dozen people voting against the Pats no matter what. Their best bet is to vote Pats every day

[–]Cowboysaceofspadez138 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Not just that, but they underestimate the dedication of the Patriots and Cowboys to the ELoE. Yeah, we hate the Giants, but our first priority is to protect the interests of the ELoE.

[–]Patriotsfourpuns 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (5子コメント)

A large portion of /r/patriots vote for the patriots because the patriots. So I would say the best bet is for the good guys to keep voting for us.

Eventually we will get ourselves out due to our love for voting for the patriots without thinking/reading/comprehending why.

[–]apple_turnovers 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

As a Giants fan, I agree. ELOE first, we can all duke it out later like the contenders we are. But until then, we'll put our disdain to the side and eliminate good.

[–]DolphinsKiaAngel 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the actual fuck.

[–]Jaguarsflounder19 445 ポイント446 ポイント  (52子コメント)

Stat time:

  • rasherdk has provided updated flair stats for 2017
  • The 3rd, 5th, 10th, 14th, & 21st biggest fanbases have been eliminated.
  • Eliminated team represent 20.0% of the r/nfl fanbase.
  • Evil League of Evil broken down by percentage of /r/nfl fanbase: Patriots (9.7%), Packers (6.8%), Cowboys (5.0%), 49ers (4.7%), Bears (4.2%), Giants (4.1%), Steelers, (3.5%). Total support represents 38.0% of /r/nfl fandom.
  • The Broncos (3.9%) are the only remaining team with more fans that at least one ELoE team (Steelers).
  • Non-eliminated teams outside the ELoE represent 40.2% of r/nfl fandom.
  • Today is a tipping point of sorts. If the Ravens are eliminated, then the 19 Non-ELoE teams that are still in contention will only make up 37.5% of the sub’s userbase, less than the ELoE. The point is mostly symbolic since eliminated fans can still vote but elimination does seem to lower voter participation rates.
  • There are 588k r/nfl subscribers and only 276k user flairs. How many of those unflaired users are still active and voting on this poll is still unknown.

[–]Broncosawersyo 99 ポイント100 ポイント  (32子コメント)

Seems like we're next now unless there's another bird remaining somewhere.

[–]PackersArTiyme 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You're just the sweetest thing. Thank you for all your work.

[–]Broncosi_enjoy_lemonade 593 ポイント594 ポイント  (78子コメント)

So you've got a bunch of goons from Coalition Against Evil trying to vote out the Giants today, and the rest of the uninformed who will continue to vote out the Pats.

This can only go well.

[–]PatriotsXRT28 247 ポイント248 ポイント  (46子コメント)

It will be funny(and potentially extremely demoralizing for them) if the vast majority of non-ELOE people still vote Pats instead of switching their target as the CAE asked becuase it will show that CAE doesn't steer their voting block at all, pure hatred for the Pats does.

[–]Patriots84981725891758912576 257 ポイント258 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Exactly, CAE doesn't understand that every casual vote will go Pats no matter what.

The Coalition is hilariously incompetent

[–]Ravensoutphase84 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (26子コメント)

I pointed this out and was told, quote, "Other strategy isn't working so we should change it up"

k.

[–]Brownsmoodyfloyd 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (22子コメント)

I shouldn't care but I am flustered by the incompetence of the CAE

Edit: keep your political shit out of this please.

[–]Broncosnatziel 148 ポイント149 ポイント  (17子コメント)

The CAE is a group of double agents. Don't let them split the vote

[–]PackersArTiyme 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Damn, they're onto us. Code Echo! Code Echo!

[–]Bearszenblade2012 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Wait I thought that was the code for Taco Tuesdays!

[–]PackersArTiyme 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You got Echo confused with Echo?! Typical bears fan! =p

[–]Bearszenblade2012 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (6子コメント)

No you see when the Coalition was posting the codes I was off mauling vikings and then went to my cabin to pet my cat and drink a martini as I laughed maniacally at a fire place. That's where I probably messed up

[–]PatriotsJohnbrousseau 1381 ポイント1382 ポイント x2 (114子コメント)

[–]PatriotsTomBradysmom 432 ポイント433 ポイント  (18子コメント)

That Lion was stone cold man.

[–]NFLPutItInYourMouthHoe 223 ポイント224 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Did you-?"

"YEAH!!!"

[–]Vikingsinsanity-insight 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Jay was a boss. Stay tuned, because he's for sure coming back to play again within the next three years.

[–]Giantswhatev3691 277 ポイント278 ポイント  (12子コメント)

as a Survivor fan, you couldn't have chosen a better tribal for this. bravo

[–]PatriotsMoistNate 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This made me so happy. Jay is a stone cold killer.

[–]Patriotscanucks1990 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (4子コメント)

He is and this was one of my favourite tribals in a long time but Jay is nervous as fuck in that scene and I don't blame him one bit.

[–]Texanshahahaitsagiraffe 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (3子コメント)

As a huge fan of both survivor and the NFL, this might be my favorite thing I've ever seen on Reddit

[–]CowboysCrumble_Pie 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I hope there's one of these for every round

[–]PatriotsJohnbrousseau 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (8子コメント)

So far I've done one for every round except Colts, if you check my history you'll find em.

[–]PackersTubbyMcTubbins 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Come on there needs to be a Bear in there when dealing the the Vikings.

[–]BearsZ24w 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I feel like the Bears could have replaced the Steelers guy but it was funny regardless!

[–]PatriotsJohnbrousseau 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm definitely gonna include the bears if/when the lions go, if it's any consolation. I just really wanted a steeler to be the one telling the Raven they're next.

[–]BearsTormund-Giantsbane- 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I personally think this woulda been great if Michaela were the Colts and Jay were the Texans

[–]PatriotsJohnbrousseau 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it could've worked for last round as well.

[–]Patriotsreadonlypdf 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh that is amazing!

[–]Patriotscanucks1990 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These are fucking awesome.

[–]Bengalscincyfan04 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Can we just fast forward to the last seven rounds to see how r/EvilLeagueOfEvil handles the vote?

[–]49ersWigglestonTheFourth 150 ポイント151 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You don't fast forward to the end of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. Watching things build up to implode is part of the journey.

[–]BrownsIM_JUST_THE_INTERN 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I die happy knowing the Ravens went first.

[–]PackersAemenLeny 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (7子コメント)

See folks, it's all about perspective.

[–]BrownsIM_JUST_THE_INTERN 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Tomorrow we are taking ourselves out, just so the Steelers don't get the satisfaction of doing it themselves.

[–]SteelersQuexana 463 ポイント464 ポイント  (18子コメント)

March 29th, 1984 is the day that the Colts left Baltimore.

Let's celebrate that anniversary by ensuring that the Ravens leave r/NFL Survivor!

[–]Steelerstider06 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To the top with this one!

[–]PatriotsSuddenly_Suitable 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Truly evil post my brother. Have an evil upvote, and #PurgeTheBirds.

[–]Patriotsalexm42 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And then tomorrow we eliminate the Browns for the second day in a row!

[–]SeahawksKanyesRealFriend[S] 788 ポイント789 ポイント  (138子コメント)

Don't invade /r/baseball 's survivor post in the name of r/NFL. I've gotten multiple complaints from users there, and it reflects poorly on all of us playing over here. Don't harass them

[–]PatriotsLutzExpertTera[M] 216 ポイント217 ポイント  (9子コメント)

On the same token, please don't brigade other comments, organizing downvote campaigns because they're voting for a different team.

That's still vote rigging and against the TOS of reddit. Making alliances for the poll itself is all in good fun, but please keep the brigading off of reddit.

[–]Cowboysunknown_name 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (2子コメント)

ELOE has posted that none of us will be interfering from here on out.

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 390 ポイント391 ポイント  (71子コメント)

Evil: Voting for the Ravens in the NFL survivor game
Douchebag: Voting for an innocent team in the baseball survivor game

[–]Cowboyscowboysfan88 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (9子コメント)

What were they doing?

[–]Lob_Shot 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Somebody from the Vikings sub began rallying votes in the Twins sub. I dunno how many votes they actually got from this. r/Baseball is running their own thing now and the Twins were still in it. Some ELOE members voted against the Twins in retaliation. I think the dust has settled and people have chilled out. I think the main takeaway is keep it clean, within your respective sport, and on reddit.

[–]PackersTjBee 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (10子コメント)

The furries are upset too I'm sure. It's alright Vikings are out now.

[–]Packerssuperfeds 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm just unsure if the furries numbers made a dent, but their boost to morale can't be denied.

[–]CowboysFlorianopolix 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Some guy in /r/ELoE brought it up and said "Let's do it" and everyone else is letting him have it. Absolutely no reason to interfere with /r/baseball.

[–]Bearsagreenspaceman 189 ポイント190 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is Joe Flacco Elite? Who knows. He's certainly not Evil. In fact, today, he's Evil's bitch.

[–]BengalsSmokingThunder 220 ポイント221 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Alright ELOE, today and only today I will help you PurgeTheBirds. But don't get used to it.

[–]PackersZeeker12 172 ポイント173 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Your commitment to Evil, though temporary, shall be noted for the Evil Record.

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As is tradition

[–]CowboysFlorianopolix 1008 ポイント1009 ポイント  (23子コメント)

AFTER TODAY, GUESS HOW MUCH LONGER THE RAVENS WILL BE A PART OF THE 2017 SURVIVOR GAME OF /R/NFL

NEVERMORE

[–]BillsMoruitelda 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm told that the plan for today is to vote Giants.

*Votes Patriots.*

[–]Giantstwitterilluminati 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know what they say. Evil Bros before Glorified Crows.

[–]Texanskacman 343 ポイント344 ポイント  (143子コメント)

The day a team is about to get eliminated: "Fuck everyone voting against us, you're just the Patriot's bitch."

The day after: "Fuck everyone I'm voting to help the Patriots win it."

Great strategy guys.

[–]Steelerssw337 142 ポイント143 ポイント  (49子コメント)

It's kind of funny saying ELOE is the Patriots' bitch when they are getting almost all the attention and keeping us around longer than we would have been without coalitions.

[–]PatriotsMHath 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's also funny that people are saying ELOE is the Patriots' bitch, when the entire AFCE is still in this game. After today, every other ELOE team will have had a division rival eliminated.

[–]49ersDynastyFFAlt 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Yeah people who say we're the Patriots' bitch haven't seen Survivor. The power player never makes it all the way (with a few exceptions)

[–]SeahawksGalacticArachnids 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I feel like the majority here understand the Pats are a meat shield in this haha

[–]PatriotsI7EDRMZ 94 ポイント95 ポイント  (7子コメント)

The options are meat shield or go out in the first round? Meat shield 10/10

[–]Packerspackfanmoore 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Once we have eliminated the inferiors my thought was Patriots are gone... But at the same time, I kinda want the last three to be Pat's, Cowboys, and Packers just so people have to choose

[–]Ravensjusper10 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (1子コメント)

FADE ME. I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE.

[–]Packersfeynmaniac 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good good let the indifference flow through you

[–]RaidersMr_Miggie 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (20子コメント)

this is just being decided by the ELOE now, no point in voting.

[–]Vikingsholla171 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Basically. Unless there's a power play by members of the ELOE nothing interesting will happen until there are only the ELOE left. I'm glad as Vikings fan and CAE contributor we spiced things up with the /r/baseball debacle yesterday and the Furry thing.

[–]PackersEconomy_Cactus 536 ポイント537 ポイント  (93子コメント)

Crooked coalition has been saying only way to beat ELOE is to vote pats.

Now they are voting Giants.

Don't believe their own message! Sad!

[–]Patriotsdelvis401 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (56子コメント)

lol they thought splitting the vote was a good idea? Why?

[–]Jaguarstanu24 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (6子コメント)

They're unable to realize how many casuals are playing.

[–]Cowboyscolor_thine_fate 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Their best attempts at organization have failed about 5 days in a row, now. I guess they're trying something new. They refuse to accept this inevitability.

[–]BillsMoruitelda 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because we're led by morons.

[–]Giantsmydrumluck 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The Coalition says we are ganging up on other teams to protect our own, FAKE NEWS

[–]Ravenspatchy911 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (4子コメント)

So this is how it ends, huh? Fine then... We didn't want to stay in your stupid game anyways :(

With my teams last breath, I curse the Steelers. I'm just impressed that a fanbase that can't even be unified on what their colors are has managed to get their ELOE votes right.

[–]Bengalsralry11 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow lol, I was playing Slither.Io just now and someone was named [ELOE]Vote Ravens Today. We're doomed.

[–]49ersOryxsLoveChild 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've spent so much effort on this and it means literally nothing.

It's the most fun I've ever had on Reddit.

[–]NFLPutItInYourMouthHoe 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Today we find out the coalition is a minivan full of 17 dudes

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wonder how many of the subs are ELOE members like me trying to track their activity

[–]PackersSteamy_afterbirth_ 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And now the coalition becomes divided amongst its ranks. A call to impeach their leader.

MuhahHahah

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoalitionAgainstEvil/comments/62842o/impeach_usweden13/

[–]Saintsyouyourule 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hey Ravens, remember how we tried to screw you over when we killed the lights? Well this time, we will truly purgethebirds. I stand with you ELOE, let the evil thrive!

[–]PackersBlackout28 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Today, the ELOE goes for the deliciously evil move.

33 Years ago.... March 29th, 1984: Due to a recent move by the Maryland State Senate to try and take the team from Robert Irsay through an eminent domain bill, Irsay came to an agreement with the mayor of Indianapolis to move the team there the day before. At 2 AM that morning, he moved the team to Indy.

Today, we vote off those disgusting flying rats from Baltimore.

PurgeTheBirds

[–]Giants8669974 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is for that 2000 superbowl you pieces of shit. Fuck you and fuck Trent Dilfer.

[–]Cowboyscowboysfan88 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (11子コメント)

PATS AND COWBOYS FANS

Don't vote for the Giants it's a trap by the coalition to break down the alliance. If this works it's over

[–]Cowboysahintofsarcasm 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It isn't happening lol. The ELoE bond is too stronggg

[–]Cowboyscowboysfan88 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol it looked kinda close when I first checked but we're running away with it now

[–]Bearstimebomb13 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They won't fall for that shit. Lol. The Coalition is desperate at this point

[–]PatriotsSuperSanti92 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Holy shit, was late to the party today. How in the world have the Ravens got literally more than double the amount of votes as us? ELOE been puttin' in work!

I honestly think we can put our feet up and have an evil victory cigar already!

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 253 ポイント254 ポイント  (26子コメント)

The league has spoken, vote for the Ravens and #PurgeTheBirds

[–]Patriotshotcoolbb 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (13子コメント)

The coalition has spoken, vote for the Patriots.... or the Steelers.... or the Giants?

[–]BearsZoten 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Also your divison rival, and probably the Cowboys

[–]Panthersdan_144 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah who TF is voting for the Giants today? Already 45 votes for them with only 200 on the Pats. If 25% of potential Pats votes go to the Giants I'm gonna be mad.

[–]Patriotsslim_shad3 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/CoalitionAgainstEvil had come up with the foolish brilliant idea of voting the Giants when they have less than half of the votes that were going to the Pats. #EvilShallPrevail

[–]Raidersnascentia 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I've already betrayed the so-called "Plunderhood" due to the fact that they accepted the fucking CHIEFS, a mortal enemy, into their ranks. I will appease the ELOE overlords and destroy these dirty crow knock-offs.

Feels fitting, since Baltimore is only known for crabcakes, Edgar Allen Poe, and the fact that OMAR COMIN', YO. HE COMING TO VOTE YOU OFF!

purgethebirds

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Guys the Ravens are losing their 2:1 lead over the patriots!

[–]PackersArTiyme 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's ok, I've been saving my vote until we stopped having a massive lead.

[–]PatriotsChiefEagle 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Today we take out the Baltimore Browns Ravens

[–]ColtsTheWarEagle 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Is it a coincidence that you're voting Baltimore on the anniversary of the Colts leaving them or is the ELOE really that evil?

[–]AFCGoldenMarauder 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (6子コメント)

We're also voting out Cleveland tomorrow so that the Browns get eliminated two days in a row.

We are that evil.

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was brought up as a contributing factor when we discussed it.

[–]PatriotsJBJesus 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They dont call us the Evil League for nothing

[–]PackersBuzanks 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Goodmorning Baltimore, we're here.

[–]Steelerssw337 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Today is the anniversary of the Colts leaving Baltimore, so this is fitting.

[–]RavensFaysOne 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I swear this game is our version of The Empire Strikes Back...except the ELOE are NOT my fathers

[–]SaintsBig-Zoo 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's 20 loyal falcons fans out there voting us out, bless you.

[–]PatriotsDieYuppieScum91 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The CAE knew that we were coming for the Ravens and abandoned them by voting Giants. What do you think they'll do to you when we target you? Join the ELoE and you might be spared. #BaltGhazi

[–]Brownspnr32 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Sorry non-ELOE, I voted Ravens. Eat shit dickbags

[–]Coltsfireinvestigator113 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Six days and not a single "From my point of view the Coalition is evil!" I'm ashamed of us.

[–]RavensAceTrainer_Sky 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

looks at results page

Oh no...

[–]PatriotsDieYuppieScum91 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They left you to die to play their little strategy move. Avenge yourselves. Ally yourselves with the ELoE and take down the coalition that abandoned you. #BaltGhazi

[–]Lionsjcarp136 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIP BALTIMORE RAVENS 1996-2017 ONLY 90'S KIDS REMEMBER

[–]PatriotsSaturatedPenguin 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Reading the salty comments is better than winning. You guys are hilarious.

First it was that saints fan, then the dolphins fan. Now there's a fucking Jags fan all over this thread crying.

[–]BengalsTx_agg41 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This whole thing has become like going up against a crazy good Horde premade in PvP. The rest of us are a derpy af Alliance pug and getting rekt.

[–]PatriotsJBJesus 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're up by nearly 3,000 votes. Holy shit.

[–]Packersflipperwaldt 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Highlights in the history of Baltimore:

  • October 7, 1849: Edgar Allen Poe dies after being found drunk in a gutter.

  • March 29, 1984 (33 years ago on this day): The Baltimore Colts move out overnight, without so much as a "Bye, Felicia".

  • June 2, 2002: The most important cultural contribution of the city of Baltimore since the aforementioned Poe, The Wire, premieres. The show went on to be critically acclaimed, yet snubbed at awards shows. The show was based on the drug and murder epidemic very much a part of everyday life in Bodymore, Murdaland.

  • March 29, 2017: The Ravens are laid to rest, courtesy of the ELOE.

[–]ColtsGocubbies0405 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (17子コメント)

As i've been saying, can we just skip to the final 7 to where it will be interesting again.

[–]Patriotsjtark31 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ELoE is king, and we do not miss. Raven's, you're on notice. Kill the shit birds!

https://media.giphy.com/media/vulw0QZhtGPiU/giphy.gif

Edit: I can't make gifs for shit.

[–]PatriotsHitchikersPie 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MRW the rest of the league isn't enjoying our games

[–]Patriotsmikethemillion 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I love how people are whining about a poll on the internet being unfair...

[–]Patriotssports_sports_sports 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And nobody was complaining about the format when this thing started. It's pretty transparent that people are just upset that their side is losing.

[–]kurunner 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (3子コメント)

PurgeTheBirds

Your doom awaits you.

[–]Jaguars787bob 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I don't know why everyone is claiming that the teams of ELOE are "being the Patriots' bitches". It is a smart move to keep the Patriots around for a long time. I don't think they should keep the Patriots around when it becomes all ELOE it would be better to turn on them with maybe 10 teams left. But at the moment I think the ELOE is playing smart.

[–]GiantsOldManWiggy 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor coalition, all you're accomplishing is empowering our ELoE bond even further. We will stand united until all of you are no more.

[–]PatriotsChancelor_West 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (17子コメント)

The coalition is woefully unorganized, lmao

[–]PackersTjBee 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Giants: 3 Patriots: 13 Ravens: 33

The coalition is much smaller than we thought...

[–]Broncospeepeebumbumman69 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's only got like 1000 subs. 10,000 people voted for pats yesterday. The coalition is the minority if we break it up into the ELOE, /r/nfl, and CAE

And this point, I just want the head of the Raiders or Chargers and I'll be happy.

[–]Packersmavajo 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (9子コメント)

What people don't understand is this - EloE members don't love each other. We don't even particularly like each other.

What unites us all is the hatred from the rest of the NFL. To illustrate, excluding the hapless Ravens that are currently being plucked apart by the EloE, here are the current top vote-getters (subject to change, since it's early):

1 Patriots

2 Giants

3 Packers

4 Cowboys

5 Steelers

6 Broncos

7 Titans

8 Bears

9 Redskins

10 49ers

That's right. The top five are all EloE, and seven of the top 10 are EloE. And when you consider how our brethren in Chicago and San Francisco have suffered in futility lately, it's a testament to the evil carnage they've left in their distant wake that they still merit so much hate.

This is what unites us. This is what destroys you. Your hate feeds us. It makes us more powerful. And our power attracts others to our cause.

[–]49ersMajorGripex 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Kinda disappointed in the lack of "For the Watch" memes.

[–]Patriotsvorgain 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not so bad now, but two weeks down the line it's gonna be annoying to scroll through the list of eliminated teams AND the list of previous topics. Would it be better to link the topics in the list of teams eliminated?

[–]SeahawksKanyesRealFriend[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was considering doing that this morning, I'll probably switch to that tomorrrow

[–]BroncosNorthCW 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why are we voting Giants?

WHY ARE WE SPLITTING THE VOTE?!

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK?

[–]Brownsfear865 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (63子コメント)

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM /r/BROWNS FOR RELEASE IMMEDIATELY

If you let the ELOE vote out the Browns next round we will officially cancel Boobs 4 Browns.

Furthermore we will not have Asses 4 Assets either!

We will however continue to have Drafts for the Draft but fuck all of you cause you wont be invited due to us being eliminated.

In order for all regularly scheduled events to continue without interruption you must vote the Patriots out today or tomorrow!

Thank you for your understanding and patience.

[–]Patriotsreadonlypdf 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you let the ELOE vote out the Browns next round we will officially cancel Boobs 4 Browns.

You Monster

[–]Titansdegadale3 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (29子コメント)

I swear if the Pats keep me from seeing Reddit titties

[–]Patriotsl-----------l 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (5子コメント)

If you think about it, the salt levels are actually lower than expected considering what we are doing here.

[–]Titansbroccolibush42 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ill eat a carolina reaper if the Patriots are voted off today

[–]PackersHolajuwon34 272 ポイント273 ポイント  (78子コメント)

DON'T LET THE MINNESOTA TWINS GETTING ELIMINATED IN THE BASEBALL SURVIVOR DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT WE AT ELOE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR CAMPAIGN YET!!

PURGETHEBIRDS

VOTERAVENS

[–]49ersAuthillin 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

33 years ago today, The Baltimore Colts left for Indianapolis. Today we honor the memory of this great injustice by removing the Ravens from the NFL survivor pool. #Purgethebirds

[–]Bills___Archer___ 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (29子コメント)

LISTEN

I DON’T HAVE MUCH IN LIFE.

  • I HAVE THE THREE DAYS PER YEAR IT’S WARM IN UPSTATE NEW YORK

  • I HAVE WINGS, BEER, AND GARBAGE PLATES

  • AND I HAVE HATING THE PATRIOTS

STOP LETTING THEM WIN

I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR LEAGUES OR YOUR COALITIONS OR ANY OF THIS OTHER BULLSHIT

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE BILLS ARE VOTED OUT TOMORROW

JUST DON’T LET THE GODDAMN PATRIOTS WIN THIS THING