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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Today in forensic psychiatry:

Judge: Doctor, why do you believe this patient is a danger to society?

Me: He was in a taxi that was driving on the freeway, and he suddenly attacked the taxi driver and almost caused a major accident.

Defendant: (interrupting) HE MISSED MY EXIT!

Spoiler: we won the case.