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Stealing a cat (self.Shoplifting)

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Hey /r/shoplifting, a guy a couple of houses down the road has a Maine Coon, a breed of cat that can gt pretty expensive. If swim were to take him with the aim of selling him for cash, what would be the best way to do that?

Update: So i actually managed to get the cat (he's very friendly, which hopefully increases my prospects), but i noticed that he has a bit of a limp. He was apparently a street cat before his current (previous) owner rescued him. Still, i think i can get 50 bucks for him.

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[–]thatsnotmynameiswear 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

As a cat owner and cat lover myself, I would recommend against stealing someone's pet. It's just evil. Seriously, please don't steal someone's pet.

[–]RealAbd121 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

IKR, you don't wanna steal the wrong person's dog and have them go full John Wick after you!...

[–]thatsnotmynameiswear 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If someone stole one of my pets then I would hunt them down. Like seriously Hunt them down. I mean I know this is a shoplifting thread and all that but there's limits here. And what if that pet belongs to someone's kid or something.

[–]RealAbd121 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The biggest thing about shoplifting is that there's nothing personal, pet kidnapping would be the exact opposite!...

[–]thatsnotmynameiswear 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree 100%. Honestly if it is not been for my pets then I don't know how I would have made it through depression. So op please please don't steal this person's pet. Especially for cash. Pets hold more value to people than you could ever imagine

[–]Good_Guy_BadShoplifter 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (7子コメント)

you dont steal people's pets. Thats wrong.

[–]katamarydamacyShoplifter 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

taking someones pet is a different kind of evil . go fuck yourself .

[–]xaway3 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude there's a difference in stealing from Wal Mart and stealing a neighbor's pet. I hate cats but you're a dick if you steal someone's pet you faggot

[–]jehabanero 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't steal a living being wtf

[–]MhikeiMPC12Shoplifter 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't steal from other people. What if that man has depression and the only way the sleeps at night is because of his cat? You don't know why people have things and what they mean to them, so don't steal from other people.

[–]i_touch_buoysShoplifter 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have a Maine Coon. If I'm your neighbor in question, come on over.

Let me put things in your butt & you can have him

[–]Ultrashitpost[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And i'm a shop-owner, so the feeling is mutual.

[–]blackbeaer 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

why steal a cat when ur already a fucking pussy?

[–]ThisIsFrantic 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

don't steal cats you pussy. thats fucked up

[–]special_ops_unicorn 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Return the damn cat. Only MC worth anything are the ones with papers and a vetted pedigree. You can't sell one with papers, because they are easy to track and one without them isn't worth shit

[–]kimixmeow 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats would need papers to be valuable, and if its microchipped youre sol. Also im pretty sure youd have to break and enter, which is much more of a stealing subreddit kinda thing. Also that is someones pet :(

[–]MeltingJupiter 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is low.

[–]Goldenlambb 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go to r/stealing

Theres a difference between stealing and shoplifting

[–]sickasfrick346 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I hope the cat is microchipped and you get caught (and you will) That's just cruel.

[–]Ultrashitpost[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It doesn't look like he got chipped

[–]phD_in_Random 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Aww, he just looks like, "Why did you steal me?"

Not cool, OP.

[–]Ultrashitpost[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

i just took that picture from reddit. This entire thread is a lie

[–]RealAbd121 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Have a feeling you'll find better results asking r/stealing

[–]49000 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Shit dude, the peeps over there are cold but I honestly don't think most of them would be down to steal pets.

[–]RealAbd121 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Been there once, they actually are unfortunately...

[–]Ultrashitpost[S] -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

taht sub is dead

[–]MhikeiMPC12Shoplifter 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really, there are people active there.

[–]nosferatunafish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope this is a shitpost, because you deserve to die for stealing someone's beloved pet.

[–]BlackSunshine_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know how you could sleep at night knowing you're stealing someone's pet with the intention to sell it. Go fuck yourself.