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[–]MasterrawadNJ 647 ポイント648 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Sides = in the stratosphere

[–]quarterpost 197 ポイント198 ポイント  (3子コメント)

As long as they're not sides of beef, you'll be ok!

[–]otherkin4trumpRUS 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (2子コメント)

sides (of beef) = in a van

[–]MuhammadDinduNuffinRUS 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is the van barreling through Christmas shoppers or college students?

[–]elemeinCAN 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Christmas shopping college students.

[–]Top_Secret_NameTX 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thankfully that's not high enough to go over the wall! You should be able to get them back!

[–]Station_TKEK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

that's like 100s of nuclear bombs multiplied by kinetic energy...like dropping a rock from the moon!

[–]Yellow-5-SonKEK 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's like a million times the necessary force needed to capsize Guam, those sides are gone baby!

[–]croutons_r_goodTX 1041 ポイント1042 ポイント  (46子コメント)

holy shit folks, we have the best memes in the world right now.

[–]MrJanglesLovesBooty1IL 224 ポイント225 ポイント  (17子コメント)

This is the best I've ever seen on here.

[–]BasedBrexitBroker 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bro did you miss some of the ones before the election holy cow I remember one that was like Microsoft Windows that had me crying

[–]questionable_natureRUS 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't know, I mean, /u/croutons_r_good 's reply is great and all, but best I've ever seen? Hardly.

[–]croutons_r_goodTX 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoah there hot shot, are you trying to tell me my comment is deplorable??

If you look at side of beef, that logic doesn't work out so well in the long run.

[–]Your_Coke_DealerNJ 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]superpunkaliciousKEK 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, there it is.

I was about to go up in the attic, open up the meme trunk and pull this one out.

[–]GinoMarley1MO[🍰] 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Technically r/dankmemes made this, but yes, otherwise we have the best memes.

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (3子コメント)

No, I also submitted to them as well.

We made it.

[–]GinoMarley1MO[🍰] 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I stand corrected. We truly do have the best memes, folks!

[–]croutons_r_goodTX 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have you marked in RES as DANK MEME PROVIDER

[–]PedroIsWatchingMO 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

good lord that CSS is cancer

[–]Rathoff_CaenUSA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They LOVE Mike Pence over there.

LOVE

[–]SkepticalFaceless 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that's without considering the fact they are using jetpacks.

[–]ketogrammer 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Please help. I'm in Chicago. Look up John Rocamora. Look up Seneca Digones Rokaverdian. Please help, I'm trapped in a mental facility!!!

I need to meet Stefan and Aaron Clarey!

[–]jonttu125 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are the best meme in the world.

[–]bahtcheTX 407 ポイント408 ポイント  (69子コメント)

I think people have been upvoting these memes in dankmemes thinking subscribers to T_D might be offended. LOL

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 282 ポイント283 ポイント  (60子コメント)

Yeah, like the Mike Pence shock therapy ones?

I think that's hilarious too. Same thing with Alex Jones memes.

I want to get a "Obama is turning the frogs gay" t-shirt just because it's hilarious. I don't hate Alex Jones, I just think he's hilarious. So memeable.

[–]TheColossalTitanIL 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (15子コメント)

The mike pence race bannon memes are fucking hilarious, we enjoy memes at everyone's expense, even our own

[–]john_smokin 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Only if they are dank, none of this forced meme bullshit.

[–]TheColossalTitanIL 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Like Tiny Trump? Shit was stupid.

[–]john_smokin 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Exactly, or drumpf. Or tiny hands. Or Baldwin doing his "impression" of President Trump. I am all for funny people making good jokes about him.

[–]ST0NETEAR 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The fact that they can support a child abuser like Baldwin without a second thought made me realize the post-Bernie left has no soul.

[–]doubledown08PD 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's because he's a liberal Hollywood actor with status, protected in full by the same machine that defends pedophile directors and producers

[–]doubledown08PD 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drumpf was cringy as hell. Made worse it was made by a unfunny corporate shill.

[–]RussianGrootCAN 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They had 2 or 3 good ones the rest were crap

[–]croutons_r_goodTX 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We can't forget the extremely shitty Biden memes that started appearing on the front page

[–]v43_of_ii_dim 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't forget them, but I'm trying.

[–]IgnatiusCorba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We invented the race bannon memes. In fact we invented all the funny memes.

[–]brotherjustincrowe 105 ポイント106 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Mike "checking Ohms of homos" Pence

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (23子コメント)

Shock the gay away

[–]brotherjustincrowe 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Sodomy gets you lobotomy

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (18子コメント)

Touch a boy's butt, get socked in the gut

[–]PhovXTX 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Electrocute the fruit

[–]SkullSoupBowlTX 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plug me in, Uncle Mike. I'm ready.

[–]MrHorseHeadUSA 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike "Putting the Trans in transistor" Pence.

[–]chubwubbIN 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike "throwin frag grenades at fag parades" Pence

[–]ScramblesTDRUS 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've actually got an uncle Alex who is basically Alex Jones when gets he drunk.

Obviously not everything he says he means literally, and occasionally something he does mean isn't something I agree with, but the man is right when he's right and he's right pretty damn often. And funny as fuck in the process.

[–]MakeAmericaLegendaryTX 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (8子コメント)

More Pence shock therapy please.

[–]hellbreather 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mike "if men make you jerk it you complete the circuit" Pence

[–]chubwubbIN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you like the cock you get the shock.

[–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Thomas Edison (TM) Brand Medicine

[–]WanderingDoomedCT 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alex Jones himself said that he's aware of all the memes about him and his show and that he loves them and encourages people to make more.

[–]PrEPnewbMAGA 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gay and the Pence memes leave me in convulsions not unlike actual shock therapy.

[–]ebonifragariaTX 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alex Jones is truly a living meme. I almost wish h3h3 would do a video on him.

[–]lt_hinduIND 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He is one of the greatest comedians of our time.

Have you seen when he goes to talk to the Young Turks team at the RNC? Master level troll

[–]gclem16USA 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've been thinking this too. I've seen them every single day this week in dankmemes and I can't help but laugh. I just hope that's not all it becomes.

[–]bahtcheTX 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is exactly my fear. Sooooo funny right now, but very likely to turn into something stale instead of dank.

[–]Slangin_paintCA 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Adios Hadji

[–]Varrick2016 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You know Hadji can levitate himself right?

[–]Redeyeglare 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's ok, he's Indian. They're the 7/11 people, not the 9/11 people.

[–]Slangin_paintCA 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The forcefield just got 10 feet higher

[–]TonyVilla89TX 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Dank and the Spicy

2 Dank 2 Spicy

The Dank and the Spicy: American Drift

[–]Thy_Weapon_Of_WarNC 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We will not surrender this nation to the false song of globalism

[–]loleckoCA 163 ポイント164 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMFAO this is so fucking funny. Holy shit have an upvote

[–]BlinkinsunMD 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Noo, he's a Sikh! He's here legally and is a favorable member of our society!

[–]jcy 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yes Haji earned his citizenship

[–]lt_hinduIND 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhh we know Sikhs and Hindus integrate into the societies they join. This is still tooo funny

[–]sloppyB22 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol. This is the best fucking sub! MAGA

[–]RickAndMorty_foreverSC 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dragging Reddit out of the cuckshed with 375,000 strong

[–]Thetropicalpun 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lost and Found. The new TV hit on the century!

[–]cant_stump_da_trumpKEK 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking hell i can't go here at all without dying laughing.

[–]DragonOnYoFaceOH 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (10子コメント)

BEST DAMN Cartoon I have ever seen, besides for The Venture Bros.

[–]camaro_man_2015TX 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's just sooo wrong (damn near pissed myself laughing).

[–]kurt1004UT 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tag that one as spicy!

[–]AnimblenavigatorUSA 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hadji is here on a work visa, he's a legal skilled worker, he can stay.

[–]Very_FluffyEU 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then he detonated into the sun and all was good.

The end.

[–]quarterpost 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is amazing.

[–]RevJT 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy Kek!! My sides are in orbit! I always expect spicy memes from The Donald, but did not expect a sudden Johnny Quest reference!

[–]mercynurseUSA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meme magic is real!

The one you call Mike Pence is none other than "Race" Bannon.

[–]makemydarkknightrise 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Using their Allah Akbar against them

[–]WTCMolybdenum4753COAL 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quick and efficient!

[–]Trumpsyeruncle 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you, you clever motherfucker!

[–]RickAndMorty_foreverSC 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking sides have illegally immigrated to the moon

[–]ShirePonyCO 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (4子コメント)

  • That show was originally in color
  • Hadji Singh was a Sikh, those guys are awesome

[–]I-fucked-your-motherDTOM 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh lord. Thats dank

[–]elchupanibre5FL 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol omg this meme has bigly potential

[–]JG0923 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaaaaahahahha this is way too good

[–]Hey_Fiddle_DiddleCA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha, 😂 Jonny Quest and Trump Timeline, best crossover ever

[–]shamoops 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do liberals think biden memes are even comparable to this? Doesn't make sense!

[–]BlackMagzz 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This might be the hardest I've laughed on this subreddit

[–]twostarpvbDTOM 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm at work. Sitting on the shitter, catching up on T_D. Laughed so hard I sharted.

Literally, a shitpost.

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad I could help. I hope it didn't splatter too much, my friend.

May your wipes be clean.

[–]brody2daMAX 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is awesome!!!!!! MAGA

[–]Officer_ColdhonkeySC 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been saying it for a while now. Our meme brigade is WORLDS better than anything those panty waists on the left could muster.

I mean this here probably took a Pede a hot ten seconds to make whereas they're spending 9 hours making mini Trumps to spam on Tumblr and the default political echo chamber.

Remember when they were SO triggered by Pepe single handedly dismantling their girls presidential aspirations and tried to appropriate him and turn him into Hillary? Smh. Epic fail. Got no traction and I'm certain they felt really stupid.. So they made him a hate symbol.

I know the lefts meme makers lurk here, trying to pick up little tips and tricks to make their memes better.. They just don't get it. Our memes aren't necessarily funnier or more inventive (lol yes they are) but our memes are blessed by an ancient amphibious chaos God. How can you compete with that?

We have people making memes who haven't showered in two weeks due to their strenuous meme making schedule and they think they're just gonna whip something up in the coffee shop? Fuckin lol.

Mini Trump?

Small hands Trump?

Quite frankly it's a bit embarrassing and I feel bad for them.

[–]Goggins105 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahah holy shit

[–]Big_ChihuahuaUSA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the best thing I've seen all day!

[–]Ulahman 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well meme'd. This kinda shit can get you put on a list!

[–]CVIC_NightwatchNAVY 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit that's funny. 😂😂😂

[–]DawnMV223 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Gunslinger_11 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best single farther to Johnny.

[–]DragofireheartNH 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking dank as shit.

[–]SpaceshotX 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Super heroes do exist!

[–]Zedlol18 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol I thought the Pence memes were lame until these started . These are great

[–]BadAssAdultWithAGunGA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is god tier stuff right here. This kind of meme making will make America great again.

[–]itsjosh18CA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I keked so hard all the cucks in a 3 mile radius are dead. In other news theres a lot of open real estate here.

[–]VisitingYourMom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They need to stop putting back-spin on these people when they throw them out, this is why they keep coming back.

[–]Marc856 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn. What a meme

[–]JUICE_LEE 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not a fan of Trump or this sub but what do I do when it has the best memes... (pls no ban I need memes)

[–]qaaqa 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Johnny Quest.... ion your citizenship.

[–]VivaElEmperadorDiosTX 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was gonna downvote because Hadji's a badass Sikh, but Mike Pence looks so much like Race Bannon that I had to upvote.

[–]PM_ME_NUDES_THANK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Even the_donald has /r/TinyTrumps memes

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's Barron. Not Donald.

He's still learning how to fly the jetpack.

[–]Ulahman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought Barron invented the jet pack?

[–]ToTheRescuesFL[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is good with the cyber

[–]eXtremeCookiesTN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God dammit, I just spit water all over my work keyboard.

[–]satanicpriest13AUT 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spicier than the curry I just had. Winning the second meme war for sure.

[–]sh2003KEK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DAMN that's spicy

[–]Ulahman 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congrats OP. Front page. Let the r/all down votes commence!

[–]broscientologistGA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweet gentle mother of memes

[–]sjwsrsUSA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I nearly died LOL'ing

[–]chckiFL 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too funny LMAO

[–]marnssj2MAGA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love this

[–]Jaybels14NY 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks more like a hadji to me... Possibly attempting to get in through Mexico??

[–]mopia123 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ShariaBlue has activated their bots on this thread

[–]ThePopcornTape 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good God, I just realized I'm old enough to remember when Jonny Quest was a regular staple on Cartoon Network.

The ORIGINAL Jonny Quest, as shown here. Not "The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest," which was great in its own right.

So weird how Hadji became an India tech wizard so many years before India actually became tech wizards thanks to globalist outsourcing.

[–]bitchalotCA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awww Hadji was legally adopted,"you have to go back" sounds so mean.

[–]EatSomeGlassNC 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. But for real, Haji had his papers. He wasn't some border hopping schmuck.

[–]ovoxo_tofu 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My favorite is that they say those faggot unfunny Biden memes will never be surpassed by pence memes. Hmmm which meme would I prefer to see?

Biden: Trump is... Obama: Don't ! Biden: lame. Queue picture of Obama laughing

Or see this dankness.

What am I ? Stupid?

[–]Bloodylaser 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pence really looks like race bannon lol

[–]el_dongo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God I love this meme.

[–]aj5dvMD 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG. the memes today have been out of this world. Keep them coming guys.

[–]GreatNorthWeb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would prefer to gently place them on the other side. Honestly don't want people being thrown to their death over this.

[–]Pinellaspepe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is awesome lol

[–]AutumnCrystalRUS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ahh..morning smoke and a spicy cuppa memes...

[–]whytegirlprKEK 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's f*n awesome!

[–]ApexYuriUKR 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OUT OUT OUT!

[–]BasedPatriot2016USA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL I can't stand it (I can)

[–]Joe_Sapien 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya know I was telling everyone Pence reminded me of Leslie Nelson but Race Bannon is top kek! Well done sir

Just to be clear Race Bannon Not Racist Bannon

[–]ThatDaveyGuyKEK 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is absolutely incredible.

[–]SpecOpsAlpha 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Murderers, drug dealers, rapists, violent offenders, should all be sent back in exactly this manner.

On the other side, non-violent honest people who work and have families here for years...wtf, let 'em stay. Just don't let them vote for 20 years after they came here.

[–]nerfherdingcatCA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

LMFAO WHAT I love that the thumbnail gave me no clue what this would be, then it just got better and better.

[–]PepeElJefe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Cristo, the lols

[–]ScotsGrey15CA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so goddamn funny I've tried to save it to my pictures folder three times now, just in case I didn't actually do it the prior two.

[–]RocketSprocket312 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If Barron Trump really is Jonny Quest, I think the future is in good hands.

[–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

r/Dankmemes is full of these quality Pences

[–]alien_orangeredKEK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is more efficient with a Trebuchet.

I hear they can launch a 90 kg projectile over 300 meters.

[–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would love to see the VP get a Pug named "Bandit".