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[–]maybebaked 318 ポイント319 ポイント  (81子コメント)

I like how Trump blamed Democrats for his healthcare bill failing.

[–]typicalredditor8 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (2子コメント)

What a leader!

[–][deleted] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thats grorious reader

[–]cyberst0rm 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I like how OP implies that the_donald has changed in any manner for the past year.

[–]camp-cope 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, Trump definitely was more successful before he actually became president...

[–]cyberst0rm 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

well...sure. But becoming president is about the only success he's had for probably man years

[–]ell0bo 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

are those longer or shorter than woman years?

[–]FlorencePants 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends on your definition of success, really. He overstated his wealth, understated his inheritance, and liked to ignore the fact that he's had repeated disastrously failed business ventures.

[–]jcboarder901 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

That place has obviously been delusional since the beginning but the healthcare debacle, IMO, was a new low. There are literally tweets from him supporting the bill, and they still, with a straight face, say that he didn't support it. You cannot reason with these people.

[–]cyberst0rm [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

well, i think that's near sighted. Given the long history we have of the Orange menace's own words, it's just the illusion of being center stage that makes it appear like they're in some newly evolved form.

But just like digging through the Orange menace tweets, you'll slowly realize that they've always been crazy.

[–]Shake007 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes! I got banned from T_D for pointing that out and how he said he wishes we got to phase 2&3 of that bill in a post titled "Trump didn't give us AHCA because we didn't want it #TrustTrump." For pointing out that FACT and asking why is it so hard to simply hold him accountable to his failures and give him praise for things he does well, I didn't attack him or any user but I was still banned for simply sharing FACTS. I'm not even against Trump but I was shocked that you will be banned for shedding any sort of bad light on Trump.

[–]Peculiar_One 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a HIGH ENERGY Donald Trump circle jerk. What did you expect?

[–]Shake007 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right but all those top posts they have saying how intolerant and blind the left is you'd figure they'd practice what they preach. It's one thing to ban me for blatantly bashing Trump but I was simply trying to have a discussion on how they could believe Trump wasn't for the AHCA.

[–]LurkerOrHydralisk 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, he admitted defeat? Because clearly the democrats were in favor of keeping the healthcare bill. But republicans also have control of congress, so dems shouldn't matter

[–]teeth_cheese 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like the Falcons "blaming" the Pats for their loss

[–]spotries 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (4子コメント)

They call liberals and moderates "cucks" because they're supposedly weak and submissive

Yet have no problem calling Trump "daddy" and God-emperor".

[–]dragongrl 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ugh. That daddy thing is so creepy.

[–]bluestocking_16 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calling a state leader daddy or mommy is just gross. But also, in interesting phycological snapshot of people at TD

[–]mistermatth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This right here is what bothers me the most about T_D.

[–]Sargon16 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Well I heard Donald scored 18 holes in one playing golf the other day! /s

[–]typicalredditor8 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You are going to have to be more specific about which day this was since he plays golf every day.

[–]Sargon16 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Every time he plays golf! All holes in one! Honest! /s

[–]typicalredditor8 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He has a handicap of 1, period!!!

[–]anustart2016 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Also he doesn't poop!

[–]bluestocking_16 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wrong! His poops are museum quality gold!

[–]f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, which holes.

[–]TheBadBrewer 335 ポイント336 ポイント  (54子コメント)

Honestly, this kind of biased bullshit isn't helpful.

Kim Jong Un had pretty extensive experience in government before taking office, has been effectively increasing North Korea's strategic stance in the region without obvious costs of political capital, and will likely remain in power for the foreseeable future. Trump on the other hand...

[–]brazilliandanny 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, the ol' reddit trumpidee-doo

[–]TKay421 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (9子コメント)

This isn't accurate at all. We all know Asians are not welcome at T_D

[–]fenstabeemie 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Except Sikhs. Because Sikhs are based centipedes. As long as they know their place of course.

[–]LordButtersI 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

X are welcome, as long as they know their place

That's the Republican attitude towards everyone who isn't white.

[–]IrishDon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's always the underlying feeling I get about minorities on T_D. "Sure you're welcome, just as long as you know we're allowing it".

[–]tracygav 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Recently?

[–]HoldMyWater 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Recently, but they used to, too.

[–]Vandergrif 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Recently? You mean since its inception?

[–]00raeror 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not true. Used to be a small time joke sub

[–]Krypto_spear 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump supporters are some dumb motherfuckers.

[–]MEsniff 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trump supporters really are stupid

When it comes to dopey far right populist supporters around the world our Dumpster fans are second to none.

[–]bluestocking_16 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the spirit! Go America!

[–]ZebraInHumanPrint 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (8子コメント)

That sub is the biggest circle jerk ever.

[–]buttsexanonumous 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I can't even brown r/all new or r/all top now because they spam so much. They are less useless

[–]ExposingRetards 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

less *than usless, less then useless would mean that first they are less, secondly they are useless

[–]buttsexanonumous 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess I didn't think about it before I wrote it. Thanks for that.

[–]zphobic 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

When I installed Reddit Enhancement Suite, it was the first subreddit I filtered out.

[–]buttsexanonumous 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll have to do that cuz I currently only use the app since I can't remember my password.

[–]SexyMrSkeltal 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can filter subreddit's out of /r/All. I haven't seen any /r/The_Donald posts since it was added.

[–]JesseJaymz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"It'd be a shame if this comment made it to the top"

[–]flowirin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

says the man in a big circle jerk

[–]doingthisonthetoilet 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I hear that Supreme Leader Trump has no butthole.

[–]mastersmash[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He works so hard that he burns the energy from inside.

[–]statistically_viable 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it because he is the "butthole?"

[–]bluestocking_16 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard he bleached it orange, because he cares for consistency.

[–]duckandcover 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That isn't the most jawdropping part. That, I would think, is that he backed a health plan that would have fucked his supporters even more than his opposition.

Of course, if you look at the rest of his "accomplishments" they also fuck is supporters. Cutting back programs for W. Virginia. Cutting out consumer protections. Hiring Wall St. guys and turning back regs to make the next financial collapse more likely.

Normally, I would call such people suckers but in their own parlance, this makes them willing "cucks"

[–]RootersRevenge 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This photo is unsettling

[–]danthemango 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whenever you think he's losing, that's just part of his ploy! He's just playing 420th dimensional hopscotch!

[–]Boss_Monkey 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stop liking things that I don't like. rheeeeeeee

[–]notyourfajaa 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's okay little piggy you'll be alright.

[–]samsquanch321 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

very accurate.

[–]IrishDon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trump hasn't got Kim Jong Uns brains or leadership skills.

[–]CrayonOfDoom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kim Jong Don?

Kim Don Un?

[–]aggie1391 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They just had a very popular post opposing the bill that was just passed allowing ISPs to sell browsing data. Trump has promised to sign it. The cognitive dissonance there when he signs it is going to be hilarious

[–]AEsirTro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Kim Don Trump?

Donald John Ung?

[–]ALetterToSeymour -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite is when they celebrate the work Obama did for the economy. I wonder what they'll do after a budget actually gets passed and the right shits all over everything

[–]eternal_septuagint 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is in training another round of gold medals for Golf Olympics 2019

[–]NeroJoe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's with this "recently" bullshit?

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[–]Orckilla 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everything over there at this point is deflection away from their pitfalls. There is just as much talk about Hillary now as there was pre-election day.

Wouldn't a sensible person who thought trump was doing the right thing for the country start to notice that something smells fishy?

It's almost as if shit hitting the fan has made them entrench themselves deeper into their beliefs.

[–]notmyworkcomputer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm confused about TD. They spent months ragging on Hilary for Pizzagate but now affectionately refer to one another as "pedes"?

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

At his point i wouldn't be surprised if trump starts swiping kim jong il's bio and presenting it as his own:

  • The first time he picked up a golf club, trump shot a 38-under par, including 11 holes-in-one

  • trumps mood can alter the weather

  • trump was a genius as an infant,stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks

  • trump invented the hamburger

  • trump doesnt need a toilet as he does not need to urinate or defecate, explaining why hes so full of shit

[–]caesarfecit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Good thing I'm short on "Trump is Hitler" and long on "Trump is Kim Jong-Un". Thank you circlejerking lefties for being so predictable.

[–]mistatansman [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I like how Trump blamed judges for enforcing international human rights legislation.

[–]TheAngryDesigner -31 ポイント-30 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Awww, you snowflakes think you know how government works, you kids are so predictable.

[–]IrishDon 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know, it wouldn't so obvious how much anti Trump posts upset you if you didn't leave butt hurt comments like this. When you get triggered, try not to show it so much.

[–]czhunc 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Snowflake... kids... you're missing a "cuck" in there. 6/10

[–]MyXthAccountThisWeek [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I tried making a comment today in /r/the_donald and got banned. Yet here you are in this sub, NOT banned. We aren't the snowflakes, you guys are.

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    [–]HAFWAM [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's really funny how you think you are insulting people by calling them "snowflakes". This term is so overused and played out at this point, and it was never really insulting in the first place. You guys really have nothing else to put out there. For a group who are so adamant at pointing out people who are "triggered", you have surprisingly thin skin.

    [–]deep49 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    if Donald Trump asked you to suck his dick, would you do it?