Peggy gets a job at the town newspaper writing a household tips column, but inadvertently gives readers the recipe for mustard gas.

Complications ensue when Bill starts his own half-way house for alcoholics; and Bobby shows Peggy how to ride a bicycle.

Peggy discovers that Arlen was founded by prostitutes, causing Hank no end of embarrassment.

Hank and Peggy enroll Bobby in a clown class; and the guys decide to play dodge ball after they find a red utility ball in the alley.

Kahn embraces his Laotian heritage and trains to be a rebel fighter; and Bobby learns CPR.

Hank tries to raise money to save the middle school's softball team by pitting the zephyrs against a harlem globetrotters-like team; and complications ensue when Hank makes the mistake of trying to win the game.

Bobby participates in a "job shadow" program, where he's wowed by an entrepreneur who makes a living picking up after dogs.

Strickland partners with Kahn in a car wash business, forcing Hank to become Kahn's "work monkey."

Hank stops Strickland Propane and its competitors from driving each other out of business during a nasty price war, only to be accused of masterminding an illegal propane cartel.

After having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.

After swearing off his favorite strip club, Strickland refashions the propane business using an ice-cream parlor as his inspiration; and Peggy uses her press credentials to obtain free things.

When Hank rejects Bobby's request for expensive designer jeans, Bobby takes his dad's advice and gets himself a really "cool" job; but begging on the street isn't exactly what Hank had in mind.

When new neighbors move in, their young son starts bullying Hank, making his life miserable; and Dale talks Peggy into trying her hand at decorative taxidermy.

Lucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teaching him all the wrong answers.