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[–]Jerkboy13[🍰] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As Johnny Carson used to say, married men live longer...but are more willing to die.

[–]Marque01 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sure there is! You get to move down into the basement where she sent your couch the moment she moved in :) It's your CAVE, man. You're supposed to appreciate it

[–]dirtymagnificent 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And be goddamned grateful she allows you that. Good thing is you're too stupid to realize when the baby comes this mancave nonsense will be over. Family time. Basement becomes storage zone. It's time to GROW UP and stop being a spoiled diva.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my asshole bleached.

[–]cyber_rigger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Marriage needs to be a opt-in contract.

If you don't put an agreement in, it doesn't happen. The default would be like you were not married at all.

[–]mgtowOnly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You get to lose all of your possessions and buy new ones again.

[–]azengineer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the way it is and will always be.

Learn to accept it to be a beta.

Learn to reject it to become an Alpha.