This bickering and pettiness has gotten way out of hand. The buttcoin community used to be so strong and now the devs have descended into name calling and tantrums. Buttcoin isn't what it used to be. Buttcoin has lost its vision. We were once pioneers on the brink of technological and economic freedom from the shackles of the jackbooted statist thugs. Our free-market magic beans were on the cusp of saving future generations from the economic slavery of the greedy banksters. What was once a glimpse of utopia on the moon has now become a bitter and divisive campaign that has created fractions in the Buttscoin world. Roger Ver and his evil minions are trying to tear us apart. I cannot stand by and watch our Butts become the laughing stock for /r/Buttcoin any longer.

Comrades and fellow butters, it is for these reasons why I have decided to sell my entire fortune in Butts for a new alternative scoincurrency: mEth. mEth is a cutting edge non-pyramid schema designed to enable these things called smart contracts. The schema should allow for a super butt computer type network. I don't personally understand it myself but the website looks good and they raised millions in the ICO to fund the development. It is being branded as Buttcoin but better than Butts. It is my firm belief that these ButtEther scoins will be worth a lot more in the future since the scoins are actually backed by a resource: computation. I know some of you will call me a weak hand for not hodling our dear Scamtoshi coinbits through the rollercoaster. To that I say: it takes one to know one.

I am now a proud owner of mEthereum from Scoinbase. I look forward to other captains of industry taking a leap into this pump and dump with me. Together we can con more neckbeards and become rich in the process - a tax on the stupid if you will. Vitalik and I can't wait to just hard fork whenever we fuck up and have the shills follow us. The irony is, this is supposed to be decentralised.