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[–]N1185 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should spermjack him, then hire an evil doctor to implant the baby into him, seahorse style, and force him to give birth to your baby. Meanwhile you quit work to go to school, delete the gym, hit a lawyer, and facebook up.

[–]msminnamouseMy Captain says I can use Reddit. 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

D. Obviously you're supposed to be riding the CC. But hurry up because at 25, you're going to be an old crone.

[–]AuthorAnonymous95 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely not C, that's unhealthy and you want to spite men everywhere by outliving them. B is tempting, but I'll have to advise you go for A because you get to be lazy that way.

[–]khazhakwhite knight beta cuck 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you should lift, use amused mastery, and slowly work your way up to dread level 9

then take pictures of him crying and text them to his mother

[–]QuibblerCempathetic human male 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NEXT that beta cuck, ride the CC, fuck with Chad, AWALT

[–]bleheddVirtue signalling is my sexual strategy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha, a feeeeemale thinks she has free will. All your life choices have already been determined by the holy side bar! You will choose A! And if you don't choose A, then TRP isn't wrong, I just have to read the sidebar more!