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[–]f_bastiatFL 201 ポイント202 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Make sure you scream "he will not divide us!" on the way down so it really has an impact

[–]Thrillnation 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He will nut inside us?? Asking for a friend.

[–]_that_oneguy_NM 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think they'll have more of an impact on the ground lmao

[–]rDitt 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh-no, I will not fall for that...

[–]Hey_Fiddle_DiddleCA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MEME THIS INTO EXISTENCE PEDES ☝️☝☝😂

[–]getbangedchatshitIND 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I chant "He will not divide us" during heavy lifting and my muscles have seen a 50% gain. One might say that I am .... 50 points ahead.

[–]kurmitthefrug 303 ポイント304 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Holy shit haha

Mods = cruel but necessary gods

[–]ayylmaosfortrump 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (16子コメント)

lmao I'm dead. Literally

[–]DracoJetUSA 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Get this zombipede a coat!

[–]4163rtVA 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And a brick

[–]MAGABrickBotUSA 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 36655 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 7.72789139115% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 494.13003893 MILES WIDE and 306.717731814 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

[–]DracoJetUSA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Coat Bot, oh, Coat Bot, where have you gone?

[–]Parcus42AUS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think it doesn't register zombiepede. Get this man a coat!

[–]trumpcoatbotUSA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 192,324 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 72.77% of our goal to coat the 264,290 great people of Jersey City, New Jersey. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede!

This bot was created by devious1087, feedback always welcome. Meme Reference!

[–]JoRo_CAN 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It said jump for hate not undying affection for Trump

[–]crackinthedam 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So what happened to those two dudes that were going to cut off their dicks if Trump won?

[–]CKL2014USA 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugliest women you have ever seen.

[–]CKL2014USA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The difference is that the leftists might be insane enough to actually follow through.

[–]Demsatanworshiper 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Still not seeing a downside.

[–]CKL2014USA 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean... I think that would be the side that hits the pavement. But I am not seeing a negative either.

[–]tmjr01 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just think of all the busted sidewalks and pavement when Bernie's hambeests take the plunge

[–]CKL2014USA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Think of all the jobs they would create. Shit... at this point I think Bernie supporters have to do this for the common good and to help spread the wealth of liberals around.

[–]Some-Random-Chick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Natural selection at its finest.

[–]nonestumptrumpKEK 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (3子コメント)

He must have been gay in an Islamic country

[–]Histex 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nah, those get thrown off remember

[–]Peace_Be_Upon_Us 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually the tolerant ones jump off by themselves so they aren't islamophobic.

[–]Thrillnation 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good God man. Have you no chill?

[–]PedroIsWatchingMO 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I do love me a good /pol/ disruption from time to time

[–]Henry_BurrisIL 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I still can't believe Ben Shapiro basically said that tracking down Shia Lebouf was the most brilliant thing ever. He's slowly coming around

[–]XMAGA_1776XCOAL 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

He wore a MAGA hat after trump nominated Gorsuch. He can be a bit pessimistic though.

[–]NewVoatAccountNameUSA 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he'll come around once he learns about the wall already being planned in the style of Caesar's walls at Alesia and contracted out to dozens (if not hundreds) of American companies.

[–]IndypendentIn09 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nooooo, really? I missed that. I'd given up on him awhile back.

[–][deleted] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to see this. Where?!

[–]agodscommaCA 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (4子コメント)

SJW: I'm so triggered that I want to kill myself.

This meme: Dewwit.

[–]Anubis4574 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

John Oliver: DO IT, I DARE YOU

[–]Locknlawl 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wish Trump would have included him during his acceptance speech... "If it weren't from the strong support and encouragement by John Oliver, I never would have ran for president. Thanks for the kind words John!"

[–]Trumpets22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that. Trump makes people irrelevant when he gives them no attention.

[–]macjesu 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (10子コメント)

We can build a wall with their corpses.

[–]mikeroolzMO 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A free AND bio-degradable wall! Mexico paying for it and Trump is anti-environment narratives both BTFO at the same time. Winning!

[–]jiujiujiuUSMC 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We will use their bodies for mortar.

[–]GueroLoco420 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just use them as filler like China did with its wall. #GreatWallofAmerica

[–]DeusExMaximumWA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we get enough liberals to do it, we might be able to build one "greater than China."

[–]snizarsnarfsnarf 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A policy even the democratic party can support. Every dead jumper is another guaranteed vote for the dems!

[–]infinitearachnid 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. Damn, son. Does anyone here have any chill, at all?

[–]PantomchapCA 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Too dark. Maybe not? CutAgainstTrump is better.

[–]CogginsCannonshadilay. 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I prefer #PutAPlasticBagAroundYourHeadAgainstTrump

"Show that you won't breathe the same air as Mr. Trump"

[–]theoneandonlymagaman 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Murhufffnnnghhmuhh!" (I had this bag around my head for 30 minutes, match me!)

[–]brsmith77UK 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just remember: Down the road, not across the street

[–]nexico 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Across for attention, down for results.

[–]L-Hook-Larry 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a medical student this one makes me a little sad

[–]nickyp615GRC 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Joke's on you OP, they'd still vote Democrat long after they hit the ground!

[–]PepeKikkerNLD 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not saying it's /pol/

But it's /pol/

[–]Cohmervac 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Woa.

[–]gekkozorzVA 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"If you kill yourself, you win" - Leaf Prime Minister

[–]brsmith77UK 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one is too spicy for me (It's not)

[–]MightyBulgerWA 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay Milo. You can come back into the light again.

[–]nexico 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just did it! Who's going to match me?

[–]MinionCommander 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait can he still be president?

[–]a_chill_broCOAL 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That'll show us.

[–]BootyfullkdRUS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need milk for this spice

[–]headbiscuit 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let the cucks hit the floor!

[–]JGuRIL 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I jumped from 500ft, match me!

[–]PedostasREEmails 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How about "sterilize against Trump" so these morons stop reproducing cucks?

[–]TrumpiriumRUS 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That already exists, it's called a Gender Studies degree.

[–]Glory4GodOH 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They already do pretty much, by making us pay for their birth control, condoms and abortions.

[–]VortexPixel 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jump to an alternate world where Trump is not your president!

[–]sharkieBLSENG 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Once you make the jump, there's no refunds, right?

[–]DeplorableDeathStarUSA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hear that if enough libtards take on this challenge, like at least 100k, then there will be a new election.*

*(in 2020)

[–]ElvichuCondon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Allah is my parachute.

[–]TooYoungToBald 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like this because of anyone actually follows through, then they're retarded and their genes need to be naturally selected out of society anyway.

[–]CanadianPatriot418CAN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY SHIT

That's spicy.

[–]Basicevent 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that guy wearing a suit and tie?

[–]nice7777 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sean Spicer "Jim Acosta Has Zero Intelligence" https://youtu.be/FkrnsXWRabc?t=3051 #ZeroIntelligence

[–]RickAndMorty_foreverSC 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It gets dank in here folks. Come prepared with tendies!!!

[–]VanEazy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Match MEeeeeeee.....

[–]youforgotAUSA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That picture gives me anxiety.

[–]UsedAnalBead 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank god no law abiding person would ever see this, since it's not CNN approved.

[–]alloftheproblemsPA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need a self immolation against Trump meme.

[–]wooptyd00 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see no reason why it wouldn't work. They should seriously consider this.

[–]ZovableKY 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seen this a bunch, lets come up with more (suicide) "against trump" memes.

[–]obligatory_poot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aw dammit, now i gotta go find some milk.

[–]slyshot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One final step for mankind. Yeesh, this could actually be a legitimate "movement" poster put up by the libtards.

Kids, don't get hooked on faulty ideologies. It isn't glamorous, or cool, or kid's stuff. It's the most addictive kind of brainwashing and it can kill you. What's really bad is nobody knows how much it takes! So every time you believe it... You risk dying. It isn't worth it. Look, everybody wants to be cool, but being a libtard isn't just wrong... It could be dead wrong.

https://youtu.be/kHFnc_eV4Lg?t=13s

[–]Trump_The_TriumphantOR 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's funny till you realize those nut jobs would actually do this.

[–]electroze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They might be dumb enough to do it

[–]kpak76USMC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If this can only be a thing....

[–]Accusator54MO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meanwhile on /r/all.....BERNIE WINS A POLL, WE GOT EM THIS TIME

[–]MuscleMaturity 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ohhh I would love this, please jump

[–]BasedMillennialGA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would say Amy Schumer should show everyone how it's done, but then I realized we'd never find the amount of concrete we'd need to fill that kind of crater

[–]TheSaltyFlipperUSA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Help free up job openings and other resources for immigrants by killing yourself today!*

*cucks only please

[–]Throwaway_nedFL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too bad most hardcore lefties are cowards and probably won't do it. They'll just virtue signal about how their oppression is making them suicidal but somehow not really suicidal.

[–]acalltoarms1087NJ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Darwinism at its finest. Proper shitpost, you've most definitely earned this...

WEW LAD

[–]DistanceToEmptyCAN 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do a back flip!

[–]nerv01 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be so hard.

[–]LetzorDNK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone who is against Trump should just do this.. pls just fucking do it and take 3 with you

[–]Deplorable_Kim 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha I can't. I see them as lost people who need our help. I literally have an angel and devil on my shoulder. What's sad is so many are lost and can not think for themselves. They might actually do it.

[–]BrainDeadGroup 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't like this. It reflects poorly on this group more than anything else.

[–]Byzantinenova 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys come... on no suicide jokes... its really a bad line to cross....

...we have standards unlike the left...

[–]J2daEWW 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This needs to be on dankmemes

[–]CyaNoob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Has anyone actually jumped that we know about?

[–]tm1087 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

PissforEquality

[–]FudgebertUSA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A bridge too far?

[–]ItaliaFTW74 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you know how we can actually get these people to do this? Get President Trump to come out and make an appeal to these people to not do this and say that this would be a big league mistake. These lunatics would be like, "WTF? I love suicide now!" BOOM! (splat)

[–]VRIDLORUS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hooooooooooooooooooo fuck

[–]HotSauceInMyWalletMN 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

March against trump has this linked, they are supposedly going to get us shut down for this.

[–]Engin_Ears 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a hate crime. REEEEEEE

[–]VeritasPaladin -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's hilarious, but probably only for internal consumption.