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[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Fucking beaut morning in Belfast today. Suns out! Taps aff!

Also, UK Folk, don't forget its Mothers Day on Sunday!

[–]Indydegrees2Pogba 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still cold outside but I'd say it'll be a good day later!

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I looked out this morning, car frozen. Right fs big coat today. Walking to work fucking sweltered! And them overtime in work tomorrow so prob won't get to enjoy much of this good weekend

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeeeooo taps aff mate!

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

There will definitely be some sofas moved into "front gardens" in the Holylands today!

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Too right.

Hopefully it brings the tidies out.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There will be a few wankers walking about town with their Celtic/Rangers shirt tucked into there trackies and drinking a bottle of bucky

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's inevitable unfortunately.

[–]DJMattyMHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Taps affffff! Greetings my fellow belfastian!

[–]chembeleMartial 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (12子コメント)

New Gorillaz and Kendrick Lamar music, weekend playlist sorted! Delighted

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Kendrick, Joey Badass, Gorillaz new albums all next month. Good times

[–]YoungJumpPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Loved Joey freestylin on Power 106, really one of the best rappers around right now

[–]ChickenAllDayEvryDayBlind 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nah Joey's got nothin on UK rap right now

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's lots of great UK rap atm but the likes of Kendrick and Joey are still some of the absolute best around right now. I'm vibing to Ocean Wisdom's newest album recently, as well as Loyle Carner, Barney Artist, and all the regulars from the Grime scene (Stormzy, Wiley etc). Any recommendations?

Also saw a guy called Awate perform at some pub in Camden a couple of months ago, he has an EP out that's pretty good and will release his debut album soon.

[–]ChickenAllDayEvryDayBlind 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nine's new album is hard. If you listen to it on your own and actually listen to the word play it's fucking mad. For example:

How's he sitting on that grub with all them nitties on the road,

Fiends outside my trap look like Call of Duty Zombie mode

In case you don't know what that means he's talking about how he just got a pack of drugs in and the nitties (crackheads) are all tryna get in to get it.

Couple songs I'd recommend right now:

Skepta - No Security

Drake - Skepta Interlude

Mostack ft. Abra Cadabra, MIST & Haile - Money

MIST - Hot Property (Visuals in the video are mad)

67 - WAPS

Anything by AJ Tracey

C Biz & 6IXVI - Super

Let me know what you think.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cool, I've heard 3-4 of those already but will give the rest a look, thanks.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Joey Badass is the guy from Mr Robot right?

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I didn't know that (haven't watched Mr Robot) but googled and seems so, yeah.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well there's your weekend sorted. There's two seasons out. About 12 hours each. I highly recommend it.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha my weekend's already full at the moment but I may give it a look next week, thanks.

[–]SHOW_ME_YOUR_TIDDIES 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

joey badass is from joey badass

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've got the new Gorillaz stuff on loop - feels like somewhere between the second half of Plastic Beach, The Fall and a sensible evolution of their sound. It's a difficult first listen (as expected) but like Plastic Beach etc I'm sure after a couple of loops it'll become a favourite.

Love that Damon Albarn.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (15子コメント)

International break sucks :(

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the first time I'm glad there's an international break.

Because of our congested schedule and the obvious match fatigue, I'm glad some of them gets the chance to rest rest.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You're not being selfish enough. Why can't they just play 4 games a week for me to watch!

Edit: /s

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, but they'd all be so shite to watch because of the fatigue.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's interesting to wonder how much more competitive English teams could be if we had a winter break rather than the crazy xmas schedule we have

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Absolutely. I'm all with Mourinho in that the FA is a liability in terms of European progression.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Even things like scheduling league games around European matches doesn't always seem to be done well by the FA. Not always but sometimes they won't bother movin a fixture to an easier date.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah they're absolutely shite. Self-sabotage seems to be an inherently English thing in sports.

It's the only country where the associations and media are actively working against their own sport.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Pure wick, meaningless friendlies are pointless mid season for international teams

[–]dayumgurl1Manchester United 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's also WC qualifiers going on

[–]FeezbullGiggs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck that too! Fuck international matches outside of the summer!

[–]kiwwi191 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How is it possible to be (shit) Brazilian footballer, play in China and still be in national team? And score a hattrick!

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paulinho..?

[–]FeezbullGiggs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You can say that again. Fuck the break. No football has me just well..... Mulling over time. Mobile games. Tv shows. Maybe a movie or a few this weekend. But damn not having anything to look forward to with regards to sports.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But damn not having anything to look forward to with regards to sports.

You could always watch the 2017 Asian Junior and Cadet Fencing Championships, FIS Nordic World Ski Championships 2017 or 2017 CONCACAF Beach Soccer Championship.

[–]FeezbullGiggs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll take skiing I guess. I used to watch cycling a fair bit but haven't kept in touch with it for sometime now.

I guess I'll just see what's on and binge watch some TV show as well in the meantime while trying to find the skiing on stream.

[–]ChickenAllDayEvryDayBlind 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Going to England vs Lithuania on Sunday instead of cooking dinner for my mum. Sorry mum.

[–]AC5L4T3R 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Fucking sick of playing football on artifical grass. My legs are fucked. And to make matters worse, on Sunday my match is on CLAY pitch. Fucking Germans, man.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

CLAY

WTF

[–]AC5L4T3R 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I go past one every day on the train and think "why the fuck would anyone play football on that?".

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's mouldable could you stamp a few mounds up around the goal line to make it difficult to roll in?

[–]thehypreThe Special One 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whats wrong with artifical grass? If you have boots for artificial grass its no problem to play. I paid like 40 quids for mine, played like 4 months 2x a week and im fine.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Don't forget lads, ITS MOTHERS DAY ON SUNDAY!! don't forget to get your ma something nice!

What isit with bills always hitting you at same time. I just booked a wee holiday, then remembered its her birthday, then mothers day this weekend, then house runs out of heating oil. Thank fuck it's near pay day

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Only in some countries mind you.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aye but everyone else should panic like I do when I see the Americans warning people it's mothers day on a different weekend

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aye, bloody yanks always assuming everyone on Reddit is a yank.

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I can't be arsed to do more. Here's the rest

[–]NoFearMatthewIsHere 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Applying for internships, got invited to do an online cognitive assessment, how should I prepare for this? Any tips guys?

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be wary of time. You could get 20 minutes for 20 questions so know to allow ~1 minute for each and if you're taking to long to work one out consider moving on.

On a shadier note, if it's not going well disconnect your internet and email them saying you were disconnected and you'll most likely get a second chance.

[–]reginaldukLingard 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It might have been coincidence, but when my kid was about 6 we used to play loads of Big Brain Academy on the Wii, being the archetypal competitive dad, I practised the shit out of it and got really sharp at it. I then took a cognitive assessment for a new job and absolutely nailed it, which landed me the job. It may just have been fluke, but I could even hear the Big Brain Academy music as I was taking the test.

[–]Zombie_BoozeHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ireland wales tonight - a win for Ireland puts in a VERY good chance of qualification for the world cup, even thou its russia im still excited about going to see a few games.

[–]JusDeltaMartial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

How do I get into Formula 1?

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What aspect? A friend of mine studied engineering (specialising in aeronautical engineering) and simply applied for an internship, got it which then led to a job after he graduated. He's pretty fucking good though.

EDIT: I sort of assumed you meant working in Formula 1. If you meant 'how can I engross myself in it?' or whatever then I guess just watch it, /r/formula1 is pretty good for discussion and news. There's probably a few season previews around on Sky Sports and BBC etc.

[–]RomeroRocher 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not sure if that's what he meant, but interesting!

[–]Pjaniks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't bother, try moto gp instead as its way more exciting.

[–]formula92 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just watch it man. Qualifying on Saturdays and race on Sundays. From watching it you will start to like certain drivers. The sub reddit r/formula1 is by far the best outlet for F1 on the planet !! Feel free to ask me any questions here now !!

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just watch it. It can be kind of boring and to be honest the sport is at a low ebb.

However, there's new rules this year and new car designs. So everything is up in the air until the first race.

[–]Eight_Two 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Iron Fist sucks donkey balls. Netflix needs to pay me for the time I wasted watching that garbage.

[–]is-an-antHe goes by the name of 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i found the story to be quite decent actually, it's just the fight choreography that sucked major donkey balls for me. It was something out of a parody. Needless to say, i fast forwarded through every fight scene and recommended everyone else to do so too.

[–]Zombie_BoozeHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I liked it - But its not as good as the other marvel shows thats for sure

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you ever think you're stupid, just go to Britain First's facebook page after a terrorist attack where they're talking about the "muzzeys and extreameists"

pack of wankers.

Anyways, got a half day at work today, bad news is I have to drive back home to Cumbria. Ugh.

[–]arron77 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

down with moose limbs!!!1!

[–]understands_avocados 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Any OnePlus owners? Got a 3T arriving today, my first Android phone after years with Apple. What should I expect?

[–]formula92 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just pure unadulterated speed . It's fucking sex - gf owns one. Actually i bought her it. Had to live in jealously until i got an s7 but only through work. If i was buying a phone i would immediately get the one plus

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

From what I've read about it the charging capabilities are insane

[–]Mr_boo_urnsPhil Jones' Face 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have the 3t. I love it.

The charging is really good, an hour is enough to get you through a day easily. Lots of storage. No crashes so far. The only things I don't like are the calender, calculator, stopwatch and countdown timer apps. Although I could probably download replacements easily enough. Make sure you buy a cover for it, and I bought a second charger to leave at my parents house whenever I visit because I'm a jackass and I always forget to bring it.

I highly recommend it for anyone shopping for a new phone.

[–]ubergorpBlind 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ordering a case from Amazon as we speak. I like their own cases but I've read that they're a bit too hard to properly absorb impact. Also ordering two 2m USB C cables, one for work and another spare.

Is it true it can charge from empty to full in half an hour or is that a little exaggerated?

[–]Mr_boo_urnsPhil Jones' Face 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's exaggerated slightly but it's not far off. You could definitely get over 50% in a half an hour.

Yeah I bought one of their cases and its a bit meh. Maybe an Amazon one would be better.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Ordered a 35" ultrawide monitor and a 1080ti for Mass Effect Andromeda, thinking it would be worth the 5 year wait.

Turns out it wasn't.

At least I've got a beefed up rig for all the demanding games I don't play.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Play rocket league. You're welcome.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I tried it when it came out. I don't really know why I never picked it up again.

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They've released a pretty big update this week for it with a new game mode that's so addictive.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

New season just started for competitive matches so it's a good time to start again :)

[–]formula92 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey mate of mine has it and really enjoys it. I'm buying my new PC today. Sorry to hear you don't like it :(

[–]arron77 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's always good to spend unnecessary amounts on a PC, then return to the same game you played 3 years ago.

[–]CalimariaeSolskjaer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I definitely need this when all I play is dota.

[–]walterwhitec10h15n 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Saw Manchester by the sea yesterday, didn't know there was a Manchester in the US. Amazing movie with great performances by the cast.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty much every UK city/town has one named after it in the US, if not several.

[–]formula92 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

F1 starts again. Everyone thought ferrari were close to merc. Nope nearly a second down. As a Ferrari fan the next year is fucking depressing to look forward to. Sick of it.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Always sucks that first race is in Aus and at a stupid fucking time for the rest of the world.

On a slightly related note, there is a Android game called Motorsport manager, free this weekend to download and keep. You manage your own wee formula 1 team essentially. It's pretty good fun. The PC version free to play this weekend and half price as well

[–]formula92 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It does and it doesn't. Personally i love that track !! Yep thanks ! have them both !! PC version is good fun, gets a bit boring once you reach a top team but that's what mods are for i guess

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

After playing the Android I tempted to get the PC one, you recommend it then?

[–]formula92 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah. If you like the android get the PC. It's much more immersive and pretty hard starting out.

[–]shockking108 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just finished an interview for business school in Europe. I've no idea what to expect of it, but I feel like it's up in the air. At least I thought I did well.

Hope to God I get in, would be lovely to study in Europe and watch United play regularly.

[–]thracianii 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I leave my job next Tuesday after 8+ years at the company. Happy for new challenges but sad and kinda scared about moving somewhere new! Feels weird, man!

[–]jakeharra03Jesse "The GOAT" Lingard 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting tickets to see United vs Anderlecht at home :) first time seeing United since our Europa league match against fc midtjylland where Jesus was resurrected and took the shape of a young striker from Manchester. Super excited to go back!

[–]tammodi/r/breadDevils[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anybody good with subreddit stuff?

I'm wondering how I can go about making an animated subreddit banner/header. I'm not that good with css (have only just coped so far with things like backgrounds and voting images).

[–]craptionbotMarouane "Imma fuck you up" Fellaini 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

PES 2017 werf it anyone?

It's on offer in the PS4 store. I want to play Master League online co-op but heard you can't do that. Any other 2 player co-op modes you can play online?

[–]Bladeknight 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just heard Jones would out for at least 9 matches. Thank Goodness for this help.

[–]Carson99Wee Paddy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aye out for a month. We just have a fuck ton of games in April

[–]eastxn956 foot 5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What did people make of More Life then? For me, half its meh and the other half I can't stop listening to. Much better than Views, though.

[–]Rolling_TomassiShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, I only listened to the songs that people said were good and even then I was pretty underwhelmed, and I didn't go in with much expectations. Skepta Interlude was the best part of the 'playlist' for me.

Tbh I guess I just think Drake's a bit shit - a lot of better hip-hop artists around right now.

[–]geg0714Rashford 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

God, my coworker just can't leave me alone. She keeps coming over to my desk and talks about stuff I really don't care about, while I'm trying to work. Even more annoying when I'm trying to reddit. Sometimes she shuts up for a second, I go back to doing what I'm doing, and in that exact moment, she starts talking again. Why can't I just be alone?

[–]TsjuppRobson 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You must establish dominance. Get up on your desk, drop your pants and show them all who's boss.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is she hot?

[–]geg0714Rashford 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't complain if she was hot.

[–]pharlap1Ander-Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Moving to England in 19 days. So nervous.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What part? For work?

[–]pharlap1Ander-Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm moving to Barrow-in-Furness and I'm moving there because my parents decided to move there.

[–]Mr_boo_urnsPhil Jones' Face 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The winning manager of the premier league, Championship, league One and League Two have all been sacked during this season.

Probably par for the course at this stage but it really shows the volatility of a career in management.

[–]dayumgurl1Manchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well you kinda need those tedious midseason internationals to get the summer ones

[–]Zlatanflicks 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Told this week that my organization doesn't see me in their plans for the next year. Basically, I'm fired and they're letting me stay for a month as part of my notice period. I don't have any offers in hand and i've been blamed for almost everything while my manager got away with it. I was a fresher now i got 1 year of experience. Now i need to find a job and i'm not sure what to tell my parents.

[–]krelmAndy Cole 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit always rolls down the hill. It sucks but at least you got some experience.

[–]arron77 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get their reason in writing from HR. Keep in contact with people there, if they re-hire for your exact role then go to town on them.

[–]ScotsmaniaHorny 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate having to get on that sardine can they call a train into the city, 3 times i've had to use it this year so far and 3 times i've ended up with the cold or flu.

[–]QuitePossiblyBritishHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every machine that I've needed to use to make things for my dissertation has either been broken or scheduled for maintenance. Fucking wonderful.