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[–]TooShiftyForYou 7525 points7526 points7527 points  (1021 children)
"Tons of hot singles are ready to ignore you! Click here!"
[–]sans_ferdinand 2780 points2781 points2782 points  (970 children)
"Repeated disappointment as fast as you can swipe!"
[–]doorbellguy 4024 points4025 points4026 points  (958 children)
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[–]Pit_of_Death 851 points852 points853 points  (565 children)
Oh good, I was thinking about getting on Tinder, but Im glad I'm being snapped back to reality! I already very low self-esteem coupled with loneliness, I can't believe I almost fell for it! Stupid Tinder
Edit: incoming Eminem
[–]Ree81 504 points505 points506 points  (527 children)
Yah, basically same here. I have self-esteem though. Got 30 matches. Zero replies. Then I got discouraged and stopped.
[–]emanserua 465 points466 points467 points  (482 children)
Are you hitting them with the 'Hey'
if so, that's why
[–]MyOtherCarisaZaku 491 points492 points493 points  (371 children)
i like to come up with weird random questions to ask, like if they like burritos as much as I do. or what their favorite thai place is. or if they like ice skating. really i've tried just about anything I can think of to start a conversation. 3 girls out of like 85 have bothered talking to me. but why the fuck would you match with someone you have no interest in talking to?
[–]BucketOfTruthiness 922 points923 points924 points  (172 children)
To understand your market value.
[–]mrcrowley8 592 points593 points594 points  (83 children)
I've done this, click like as fast as I can until it runs out just to see who I'm matching with. Turns out fat chicks and old ladies are pretty into me.
[–]stopandwatch 553 points554 points555 points  (11 children)
Tinder is where you find out who will settle for you
[–]Thechanman707 93 points94 points95 points  (0 children)
Glad it's not just me.
[–]mikeraz510 29 points30 points31 points  (0 children)
Only the Spotify ad likes me :(
[–]xxKoolAid 42 points43 points44 points  (8 children)
Just "power hour" it! Swipe to the right as fast as you can and don't stop, someone is bound to like you ;] lmao
[–]fullforce098 171 points172 points173 points  (42 children)
This happens to me too and I'm never interested. I feel bad about it, I know I'm probably being shallow or whatever but...I can't help that I'm not attracted to overweight girls, I'm sorry. You're personality may be awesome but if there's no physical attraction I can't see it lasting very long. They don't have to be super models, I don't mind a little weight, but if you're like 15 pounds heavier than me (5'10, 169 lbs) then I'm just not attracted to you and it'd be unfair to both of us to pretend otherwise.
This is what I tell myself so I can swipe without feeling like a fat shaming douche.
[–]Rockstar_Reptar 182 points183 points184 points  (46 children)
Dick is abundant, and of low value.
[–]AndrewWaldron 78 points79 points80 points  (6 children)
So, too many dicks on the dance floor?
[–]emblemboy 94 points95 points96 points  (27 children)
How do we increase the value of dick
[–]GleichUmDieEcke 37 points38 points39 points  (0 children)
It's a buyer's market
[–]LoungeWasSupreme 83 points84 points85 points  (33 children)
Never has it been a better time to get a definitive idea of one's relative attractiveness 👌
[–]scroopie-noopers 157 points158 points159 points  (14 children)
Not really. Girls are brutal. Ok cupid did a test and found that 80% of men were rated as "below average" in attractiveness by women. You have to be in the top 20% to just be considered "better than average". The same test for women, showed men rated 50% of the women above average.
[–]skivian 59 points60 points61 points  (6 children)
Remember when rate my pic sites were popular? That was always fun for your ego.
[–]DONTHASSLEMEIMLOCO 75 points76 points77 points  (2 children)
Ah yes, the "judged by the baseless standards of those that mean absolutely nothing to you and you internalize it all as if it were true" value.
[–]WuSin 171 points172 points173 points  (54 children)
Like most say.. all openings don't seem to work so I tried something different, I just put in my profile "I don't message first but if I liked you, there is a reason for that, feel free to message me". I figured if a girl likes me enough to want to talk to me, she will just message me herself and I put that comment in there incase they are afraid to do, worked well.
I started getting a bunch of girls asking me why I don't message first, met 4 women from tinder because of it.
One of which is my current girlfriend :D 6months going strong :)
Extra pro dating tip: Just fucking ask her out, give her something to look forward to, take it out the realm of the internet, if you just keep chatting bullshit together online you will both die out because you are both just text on a phone and not something real.
[–]oh-thatguy 130 points131 points132 points  (3 children)
I started getting a bunch of girls asking me why I don't message first, met about 4 women from tinder because of it
Stealing this idea, not giving you credit.
[–]Jay_Louis 115 points116 points117 points  (30 children)
Times like this I'm glad I'm 43 and dated in the pre-internet real world. You kids have no idea how much better it was then and how awful all of this sounds.
[–]admuh 91 points92 points93 points  (6 children)
We know precisely how awful this all sounds, we just have no choice haha
[–]DoesMatterHadLulz 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
Oh, we know how bad it is. It's a problem with how you approach relationships in general, I think...
People on Tinder are looking for a quick and easy shortcut to have their immediate romantic needs met. In my experience, they aren't looking to cultivate a real bond or friendship; you're just rapid-fire date compared to the last shitty date they had. You either supply them with what they're seeking, and you continue dating, or you never hear from them again. It's all very selfish, honestly. Eventually I've realized that the type of woman I'm looking for-- isn't going to have a Tinder account. And if you're naively searching for something real on Tinder, you're barking up the wrong tree. The wrongest of trees, really. Haha.
[–]Grambles89 22 points23 points24 points  (0 children)
I normally hit em with the "What's your favorite drink, and when are we getting it?"
It's worked about 7/10 times I've used it.
The other 3 just never reaponded....to anything.
[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 47 points48 points49 points  (26 children)
Try "if you were a potato, what kind of potato would you be?"
[–]Brad_Clitt 119 points120 points121 points  (13 children)
You gotta hit em with the big guns, my guy. Name puns usually get a response, the cornier, the better. Her name is Maggie? Easy-hit her with the "What's your favorite food? Mine is Mag 'N Cheese."
Got a Lisa on your hands? Fire off a "I don't message a lot on here, but I'm hoping you'll give me at Lisa response"
Or, open with a really corny joke, but keep it clean. You can find them on r/dadjokes, and they're money.
Also, be really physically attractive. That helps too.
[–]DarthMarago 160 points161 points162 points  (4 children)
Rule #1: Be attractive.
Rule #2: Don't be unattractive.
[–]Zombs4Life 34 points35 points36 points  (4 children)
Also, be really physically attractive. That helps too.
You were going so great till that line.
[–]omegaskyplazaresort 25 points26 points27 points  (6 children)
Women on Tinder are judgemental as fuck. They want the best of the best profile that has matched her. It's all about gaming the picture game, and girls are good at that shit. It's really limited for what it can offer: good pictures and clever profile bio/conversations. If you are on top for both, then it should be no problem. If you don't, then you probably will do better in real life as long as you aren't handicapped by your own self-esteem.
[–]Necromancer4276 56 points57 points58 points  (8 children)
Because they're not looking for someone to talk to, they're looking for validation.
[–]badger81987 55 points56 points57 points  (43 children)
While I can definety understand that it's super boring, and if there's like 15 dudes, who all say "hey", they're in all likelyhood getting ignored; how do start a conversation with someone you don't know/know anything about? Legitimate question.
EDIT: I should specify I mean on Tinder and Tinder-like apps when you often have next to nothing but a city and a handful of emoji's or whatever. If someone actually has an accurately filled out profile it's usually not a problem, but in my experience, those are few and far between haha.
[–]saviorlito 45 points46 points47 points  (19 children)
I'm married now but I used to do online dating. I'd start with something like "I really enjoyed reading your profile and you seem like someone I'd like to get to know. Maybe we could chat here and go out to dinner or something if you feel comfortable." Got like a 60% response rate. But you find out most of the time they all have one or two word answers and don't really care to ask about you. Those are the chicks that want a free meal and/or some penis. The ones that engage with you are actually interested.
[–]Jay_Louis 31 points32 points33 points  (4 children)
I used to write "Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
[–]LibertyNeedsFighting 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
After several girlfriends I gave up on women. I like my wallet now instead. I've decided to love myself, hire a prostitute from Slovenia, get a tan, and run for office instead.
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    [–]TheJollyGreenJesus 27 points28 points29 points  (3 children)
    Ask a totally out of left field question that catches thier attention. Lots of people won't go for it, but I get way more replies with something ridiculous than with a "hey" or "how's it going?" My go to if I can't think of something based on thier profile is, "who is your favorite little rascal, Alfalfa or Spanky?" (of course this a trick question because the correct answer is Buckwheat)
    [–]Ree81 26 points27 points28 points  (17 children)
    I definitely did not. I tried all kinds of openings, including ones I've read works well. I think Swedish society (50% singles) just reflects the app. The app may be popular, but it's not really pushing people into actual dates or relationships.
    [–]redditisretardedman 43 points44 points45 points  (10 children)
    What, Sweden has 50% singles? Like, all those Swedish hotties I'm dreaming of, every 2nd of them is flying solo?
    [–]Taxonomy2016 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
    Well, not in the evening. They have Tinder, remember?
    [–]Train0Thought 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    Hey atleast you got matches!! :(
    [–]Shiftz 14 points15 points16 points  (2 children)
    Same, the disappointment wasn't from getting matches, the disappointment was like half of them never reply :(
    [–]AutumnMusick 903 points904 points905 points  (268 children)
    Am a girl on tinder. Never felt so low in my life. 🙃
    [–]potato_ships 162 points163 points164 points  (60 children)
    I tried tinder. First thing I did was accidentally super like (or whatever it's called) some girl in one of my classes at university. I had tinder for about 3 minutes and deleted it.
    [–]PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL 124 points125 points126 points  (46 children)
    lol i did that too and found out she super liked me back. not a bad ego boost but the whole "super like" thing is v. weird
    [–]potato_ships 105 points106 points107 points  (39 children)
    Oh. This chick was just creeped out at me, I'm probably not as good looking as you.
    [–]PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL 212 points213 points214 points  (16 children)
    my grandma says i'm very handsome
    [–]Tyler1492 83 points84 points85 points  (6 children)
    I once asked my grandmother if she thought I was handsome. She said I was funny. :/
    [–]ShinobiGotARawDeal 53 points54 points55 points  (4 children)
    It's probably more likely that PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL just knows how to talk to women.
    [–]Ankhmpt 262 points263 points264 points  (53 children)
    Sorry to hear that.
    [–]NoRelevancy 1061 points1062 points1063 points  (47 children)
    I was at work the other day and I saw a colleague of mine using a pen that had an eraser at the end of it that would actually perfectly erase whatever you write with the pen. I've never seen one of those before. I want one.
    [–]PlatinumStand 302 points303 points304 points  (27 children)
    I realize this is a joke comment, but my husband found one of those the other day, turns out that it can be erased by holding a flame to the paper, too! We felt like magicians...
    [–]Baelari 91 points92 points93 points  (19 children)
    Now put the paper in the freezer.
    [–]allthebestnamestaken 47 points48 points49 points  (1 child)
    It puts the paper in the freezer
    Or else it gets the hose and tweezer
    [–]potato_ships 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
    Yeah, the whole paper gets erased!
    [–]jimmydapags 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
    So burn the paper? Got it
    [–]LynchyBaby 52 points53 points54 points  (0 children)
    Username checks out
    [–]Ankhmpt 16 points17 points18 points  (2 children)
    I don't understand the reason for the response. But I will go with it. Apparently, the blue side of the eraser was never meant for pens, but most people didn't realise it so they changed marketing strategies and just went with it.
    [–]The_Grubby_One 87 points88 points89 points  (2 children)
    I'm afraid you just activated Reddit Creepy Mode.
    [–]leftwing_rightist 41 points42 points43 points  (2 children)
    Was a guy on tinder. Self-esteem and ego skyrocketed.
    But I mean, there's only one way for it to go when it's at rock bottom already.
    [–]_xidada_ 96 points97 points98 points  (7 children)
    a girl, get her!
    [–]kartman701 107 points108 points109 points  (6 children)
    Meats back on the menu, boys!
    [–]WastingTimeIGuess 26 points27 points28 points  (33 children)
    Are you trying to talk to girl-people or boy-people?
    Because if it's girl-people then our theory is intact. If it's boy-people we must question everything we know about Tinder.
    [–]Im_new_so_be_nice69 63 points64 points65 points  (31 children)
    Her okcupid profile is in her post history. Judging by that, I'd guess she's looking at guys out of her league. I guarantee she's getting swiped right, she just doesn't like the matches she gets.
    [–]PMmebassguitars 48 points49 points50 points  (6 children)
    See it all the time on the old FB feed. Girls who are bonifide 8s and 9s whining about how rejection sucks and it always happens to them. I'm thinking like who the fuck won't give you the time of day? Stop hitting on George Clooney.
    [–]AtomicSteve21 71 points72 points73 points  (6 children)
    Results dependent on attractiveness.
    Step 1: Don't be ugly.
    [–]RepsForFreedom 71 points72 points73 points  (5 children)
    That's step 2.
    Step 1: Be attractive.
    Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
    [–]Masked_Death 97 points98 points99 points  (7 children)
    Holy shit, technology does improve fast. My mom had to wait 9 months for her disappointment.
    [–]netseW 545 points546 points547 points  (33 children)
    Do you like having conversations that go nowhere? Enjoy racking your brain thinking of interesting shit to say for it to ultimately fail every time? Welcome to Tinder!
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 178 points179 points180 points  (13 children)
    Too real.
    [–]HitlerHistorian 118 points119 points120 points  (10 children)
    Too real? No, sir, 50% real, 50% girls from FWBworld, where ass eating is always on the menu.
    [–]yslk 1034 points1035 points1036 points  (101 children)
    And on the off chance you match a hotty, the optimum strategy is always to not try. That way you remain on the high of getting a match without subjecting to the risk that they'll ignore your message or they'll be an automated robot ready to send to you some dodgy link.
    EDIT: People taking this rather seriously, it was in jest folks. You can meet decent people on tinder, just optimize your photos and don't put too much thought into it. And never meet someone with only face pics.
    [–]ThenWhatDidYouExpect 605 points606 points607 points  (88 children)
    Also, I found that not trying too hard also increases success. Back in my Tinder days, it was the times I tried really hard that I failed, probably because it seemed fake. The times that I just said what was on my mind, without trying to impress, were the times I had the most success. I actually met my fiancée on Tinder, as strange as that sounds.
    I remember one girl I matched with, I was in a bad mood at the time, so I just opened up by ranting about how I thought Tinder was bullshit and vain, and was like window shopping for an SO, and she thought it was hilarious and we ranted about it back and forth to each other.
    Another girl I matched with, who was WAY better looking than I am, told me she had hundreds of matches so I better get to trying to impress her. Instead, I joked that I had a whole 10 matches, and that one other one had actually messaged me back too, for once. I was rolling in women. All two of them, I said, and that she is in fact the one auditioning for me. She thought it was funny, and gave me her number without even being asked for it.
    [–]GuyInARoom 649 points650 points651 points  (41 children)
    You did so many things right in that last scenario:
    1. Refusing to "play the game" and flipping the script made you stand out from the other guys competing for her affection.
    2. Doing so in a humorous manner probably made her smile/laugh.
    3. Doing so in a mildly self-deprecating manner made you likeable.
    4. And finally, even saying that there was one other girl who messaged you back increased your perceived value in her eyes, without coming across as bragging.
    [–]Mammal-k 331 points332 points333 points  (10 children)
    Wrong wrong wrong he's completely ruining the D.E.N.N.I.S. system!
    [–]eastwesterntribe 62 points63 points64 points  (3 children)
    No he's not! He's just demonstrating his value to her. That's the D in DENNIS.
    [–]ThenWhatDidYouExpect 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
    And it reinforces my first point, because I was just trying to have fun with it. I guarantee if I'd been obsessed with succeeding with this girl, and was trying too hard, I would've done none of those things right. It took months to realize that just relaxing, having fun, and not worrying about the outcome, actually makes me you more attractive than having anxiety about failing.
    [–]theconfuserx2 171 points172 points173 points  (16 children)
    Instead of going out to clubs to meet and have some fun with girls, NBA players are using Tinder to meet up with people and have one night stands. So basically if you want tons of Tinder success, just become an NBA player.
    [–]AnapleRed 127 points128 points129 points  (9 children)
    This is good to hear. I've been very worried with professional athletes getting any action at all.
    [–]Unknownentity7 42 points43 points44 points  (7 children)
    Road teams have actually been playing better in the last few years. There's a theory that one of the reasons for it is because Tinder made finding a hookup much faster so now players can get some action and still get a lot of sleep.
    [–]umopapsidn 22 points23 points24 points  (3 children)
    Sounds easier than developing a personality, how do I start?
    [–]Greymess 45 points46 points47 points  (5 children)
    I matched a girl, who was really attractive. She was also a good bit taller than me. I joked about how i'll give her a chance, even she though she was taller than me. She then asked multiple times, if i want to meet with her. Worked pretty good in that case.
    [–]PrancingPeach 22 points23 points24 points  (1 child)
    Another girl I matched with, who was WAY better looking than I am, told me she had hundreds of matches so I better get to trying to impress her.
    Am I the only one who's like incredibly turned off by this attitude? Like I'm not going to fucking grovel for someone's attention. I'm glad you managed to "win" her attention, but I think I probably would've unmatched her the moment she said something like that to me.
    [–]ThenWhatDidYouExpect 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
    I agree, it was an instant turn off, but at that point I just wanted to have fun with the conversation. I never ended up texting her, because I'd lost interest, but we did banter back and forth for a while, just having fun.
    [–]reddit809 19 points20 points21 points  (3 children)
    The times that I just said what was on my mind, without trying to impress, were the times I had the most success.
    This would be good advice, but it's counterintuitive. People that have little to no success with women are being themselves as it is. They are saying what's on their mind, it's just that they're thinking the wrong thing. I never tell people "just be yourself", I advise they try to be the best version of themselves possible, and to be that, they need to build confidence. Confidence is intoxicating to everyone, not just the opposite sex. If they don't know how to go about it, I tell them to fake it. That's how I did it when I was an overweight teenager that had no interest in losing weight. I faked it til I made it. I got so confident that I tilted towards arrogance at one point, and had to bring it down a notch, but I did. "Fake it til you make it. Own yourself, own the situation, treat everything like it has to impress YOU, but without being an asshole. You'll eventually learn to walk the fine line between being an asshole and being flirtatious with confidence.".
    Another girl I matched with, who was WAY better looking than I am, told me she had hundreds of matches so I better get to trying to impress her. Instead, I joked that I had a whole 10 matches, and that one other one had actually messaged me back too, for once. I was rolling in women. All two of them, I said, and that she is in fact the one auditioning for me. She thought it was funny, and gave me her number without even being asked for it.
    I hadn't even read this part, but this is it exactly. The thing is that folks do tend to treat it as if they'll never get another chance, or build a complex that they're not worth anyone else's time, but it takes putting yourself out there and trying different things. I equate it to fighting in a lot of ways. At first you might be afraid to get hurt, but eventually you know that getting punched won't kill you (most of the time, lol).
    [–]Ree81 63 points64 points65 points  (8 children)
    I actually met my fiancée on Tinder, as strange as that sounds.
    So from 9.6-10, where are you on the hotness scale? /niceguy
    [–]ThenWhatDidYouExpect 28 points29 points30 points  (7 children)
    I've actually posted on /r/RateMe on a throwaway before, to get an idea of where I am on the scale. I was given mostly 6s and 7s, but the fiancée insists that I'm a 10, so that's sweet, even though I'm not.
    [–]Sevcode 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
    Two things to note on that.
    A) Some people have a style preference that might not be popular with the average person. My wife is mousey, and I'm a lumberjack type. I just happen to have a thing for bookish brunettes, she just happens to like fuzzy guys.
    B) Histocompatability baby! Humans do have pheromones, even if it's not as obviously used as in other species. And in genetically compatible people it makes them significantly more attracted to each other. Which is nice because it doesn't go away even when you get old and wrinkly.
    Glad you two are happy together! I don't think it's weird meeting on dating sites, not these days anyway. 20 years ago it would have been odd, but it's becoming increasingly more common. Which is good, technology isolates us a lot, so it's great it can be used to bring people together as well.
    [–]techfronic 62 points63 points64 points  (0 children)
    The way to get girls is to not try at all.
    - Ridiculously handsome guy
    [–]skyfront 2300 points2301 points2302 points  (261 children)
    What were the rules again?
    • Be attractive
    • Don't be unattractive
    [–]SmokeyBare 899 points900 points901 points  (215 children)
    You can be unattractive.
    You just need wealth, humor, and a big cock
    [–]WontGrovel 924 points925 points926 points  (152 children)
    No, for Tinder especially you kinda need to be attractive first. It's difficult to express wealth, humor and big cock through a selfie. Unless you just make your pic a dick pic? Will that get you banned?
    If you want wealth to carry you, you probably need to sign up for seekingarrangement.com and just flat out pay a girl to see you. (but they're not prostitutes! They promise!)
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 586 points587 points588 points  (19 children)
    Will that get you banned?
    Yes.
    [–]doorbellguy 373 points374 points375 points  (17 children)
    Someone's speaking from experience..
    [–]theconfuserx2 105 points106 points107 points  (14 children)
    Or maybe he's the creator of Tinder
    [–]Running_Is_Life 81 points82 points83 points  (7 children)
    That would make this post the opposite of those success stories where the site creator finds their spouse on the site. Instead they just find their true friend, crippling depression
    [–]dbvbtm 171 points172 points173 points  (14 children)
    express wealth, humor and big cock through a selfie.
    Dick pic, dressed as a clown, on a pile of money
    [–]reuhop 57 points58 points59 points  (5 children)
    So get a picture in a business suit while making an employee laugh and a giant erection in tight pants.
    [–]IceDusk 30 points31 points32 points  (3 children)
    Good idea. I'll come back to this if I have any success. Hopefully they dont just think I'm gay for my coworker.
    [–]dunnowy123 33 points34 points35 points  (15 children)
    Tinder is all about being attractive and coming off as a funny, laid back guy. If you're attractive, good, you got a head start. If you're not, let your personality come through via pictures and your bio and you should be fine.
    My buddy is dating a girl WAY out of his league (not only super hot, but a fucking MED STUDENT) who he met on Tinder. He ain't a looker either. I have hope.
    [–]WontGrovel 21 points22 points23 points  (4 children)
    bio
    haha, like anyone will even consider looking at that if you're not attractive first.
    My main problem is I'm late to the Tinder game. 42 y/o me probably isn't even in the filter of most females on Tinder.
    Let's not kid ourselves, your friend got lucky. Tinder is all about looks. If we all can just accept that, everyone can just get on with their lives.
    The only saving grace is probably that women as a whole have a wider range of what they find cute, I think. But their individual preferences are still rather narrow in that regard. They're going for a very particular look... even if that look is different between women. Your friend's girl probably thnks he's super cute even if most women don't.
    [–]abrazilianinreddit 45 points46 points47 points  (47 children)
    Or you could post a picture of you in your sport car. I'm pretty sure most girls would swipe right for a guy in a Ferrari.
    [–]__slamallama__ 125 points126 points127 points  (39 children)
    Nope. I work with very expensive cars and drive them often. I had a picture of me driving a very expensive sports car on my tinder profile. Girls thought I saw it at a car show.
    I think ideally you just have your picture be the deed to your house and the registration for a lamborghini at that address. I think that would work.
    [–]arjunt1 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
    They were kinda right
    [–]DatPhatDistribution 46 points47 points48 points  (15 children)
    So much effort.. At that point, why not just pay escorts?
    [–]TrumpsThinkTank 65 points66 points67 points  (13 children)
    It's too honest. That's why dating works​, guys want to think someone's interested in them for how awesome they are, not just their bank account. Same with girls and how awesome they are, not just their holes.
    When you play up your wealth and success while dating, or on something like Tinder, you ARE hiring an escort. Just not honestly or directly. And that's okay, everybody's kink is a little different, needs a little bit different cover story. Some guys get into feet or bondage, others get hard for that white picket fence, the mortgage and the two and a half kids. Different strokes for different folks.
    [–]wakaforprez 25 points26 points27 points  (16 children)
    Ya because someone can tell you have a giant dick by looking at your selfies
    [–]PornPartyPizzaPayday 68 points69 points70 points  (7 children)
    I just can't hide it, it looms over my entire body like the beast that it is
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 51 points52 points53 points  (29 children)
    To be serious for a second (as I do get matches), I think I'm alright looking. However, my bio and pics are probably shit.
    [–]skyfront 63 points64 points65 points  (15 children)
    On Tinder it is appearance before anything else for most people. If someone falls into the maybe category they will in most cases get an accept and then people will look closer if there is a match.
    Unattractive/ugly people will be discarded instantly by most users and as such will have very few matches.
    [–]HitlerHistorian 41 points42 points43 points  (5 children)
    Always swipe right for people you want to bang, not marry. You will never get matches if you only swipe right for the unicorns.
    [–]satireplusplus 21 points22 points23 points  (3 children)
    A friend of mine signed up on Tinder and didn't get any matches. Thought, his expectations are probably way too high. I took his phone and swiped right for every woman. He still didn't get any matches... :(
    [–]Literally_A_Shill 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
    There has to be something extremely wrong with a girl for me to swipe left.
    [–]Xamry14 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
    This happens with all dating apps because it showcases people like an online store so people treat it as such.
    [–]Chewbacker 33 points34 points35 points  (0 children)
    Your standards are probably too high, try aiming for some elderly cats or maybe even a horse.
    [–]LitterallyShakingOMG 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
    (as I do get matches)
    jp op ur cool
    [–]DeathbyHappy 752 points753 points754 points  (15 children)
    Tinder is practically porn for guys who get off on the disapproval of women.
    [–]mainfingertopwise 192 points193 points194 points  (2 children)
    Huh... when you put it THAT way... brb.
    [–]lvl10troll 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    So you're telling me I've been doing it wrong this entire time!?!
    [–]_Cyclops 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    And porn for women who get off on attention. It's like gonewild for women who don't want to post nudes
    [–]what_a_bug 19 points20 points21 points  (4 children)
    Or guys who get off on the profile pics of women.
    [–]DeathbyHappy 12 points13 points14 points  (3 children)
    You can do that on regular Facebook
    [–]CaptainSocialJustice 279 points280 points281 points  (12 children)
    they're not singles if you count the kids they already have.
    [–]smithandwesson2 120 points121 points122 points  (4 children)
    You're not supposed to fuck them too ya know?
    [–]Tauposaurus 25 points26 points27 points  (1 child)
    Instructions unclear, am now on a list.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 367 points368 points369 points  (34 children)
    There does seem to be a lot of /r/ChoosingBeggars on it.
    [–]tmart14 97 points98 points99 points  (15 children)
    I... I have never seen that sub before. It is fantastic, thank you.
    [–]tokomini 80 points81 points82 points  (13 children)
    I've scrolled through a bunch of them, but my favorite so far is still Tiffany, who likes cheese.
    [–]tmart14 12 points13 points14 points  (4 children)
    That is great. To be fair, I feel like she's probably not wrong about the "equipment" for the average man.
    [–]Jaspersong 21 points22 points23 points  (6 children)
    considering the supply/demand ratio is so low I don't think any of them is choosing beggars. At least not on tinder
    [–]Mutant_Llama1 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
    Hannah microwaves butterflies in her free time.
    [–]lootedcorpse 28 points29 points30 points  (4 children)
    meanwhile, every dude on Tinder be like this
    [–]TheOlRedditWhileIPoo 340 points341 points342 points  (6 children)
    "The odds are pretty good, but the goods are pretty odd."
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 49 points50 points51 points  (4 children)
    I'm trying to date down the normie scale, so that sounds good to me.
    [–]PunchingZoo 289 points290 points291 points  (5 children)
    As always, Cyanide & Happiness has a relevant comic: http://explosm.net/comics/3335/
    [–]antsugi 165 points166 points167 points  (15 children)
    All the girls on Tinder in my area want to be fed and love adventuring. They just want someone to buy them food and take them places.
    Which they'd have if they had a relationship with their parents
    [–]packagedfruit 38 points39 points40 points  (4 children)
    I'm glad to do that if I also get to fuck them every day.
    [–]Hurray_for_Candy 11 points12 points13 points  (1 child)
    Girls everywhere want to be fed and taken places, it's human nature, but some of us will suck your cock before we go.
    [–]ypps 109 points110 points111 points  (42 children)
    Or it's an open marriage and the dude wants to watch.
    [–]ByeChick 57 points58 points59 points  (24 children)
    Tinder actually got me in a situation like that, Writing that I'm a bi girl in my profile attracted those kind of people a lot.
    [–]enderandrew42 53 points54 points55 points  (17 children)
    The term is unicorn. I'm poly and married. Lots of married couples want to share a young, attractive, bisexual woman.
    There aren't many young, attractive bisexual women looking for couples.
    So everyone is searching for a unicorn, but they're almost impossible to find.
    [–]PeptoBismark 72 points73 points74 points  (2 children)
    By and large they're Bi, and large.
    [–]Wanderwow 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
    Dang....accurate.
    My FWB is a bi girl and two years ago she suggested I should look for a girl for us to share in a threesome, which is the dream for most guys. I installed tinder and other dating apps and after all this time, I've only found one possible lead. I never thought it'd be this hard.
    [–]_Cattack_ 10 points11 points12 points  (4 children)
    You don't know how many times I get messages from dudes saying him and his girlfriend/wife are looking for a partner to have "fun" with.
    [–]ypps 57 points58 points59 points  (2 children)
    "Where's your girlfriend?"
    "Oh, she can't make it. Well, shall we?"
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 8 points9 points10 points  (7 children)
    I didn't realize there were this many people in open relationships. However, I feel due to its nature Tinder would attract those types.
    [–]Sketchyephram 105 points106 points107 points  (12 children)
    "Hot singles in your area wanna lead you on for a day then never talk again!"
    [–]bkcitydon 63 points64 points65 points  (6 children)
    Do you have a photo of yourself hugging a tiger? Or a photo of you doing yoga in front of a sunset on a beach? NO? No wonder they aren't interested in you..
    [–]nightshade_7 33 points34 points35 points  (0 children)
    Did you forget to write "420fruendly"?
    [–]aaroncarter99 26 points27 points28 points  (3 children)
    Swipe right until you can't anymore!
    [–]slipperylips 26 points27 points28 points  (1 child)
    It reminds me of the sign that says "Make $5,000-$6,000 a month working from home" Only good looking hookers on Backpage can do that.
    [–]dunnowy123 72 points73 points74 points  (21 children)
    I frequently delete Tinder, because I never get matched with girls I'm actually attracted to (serial right-swiper, sue me). But every once in a while, I'll know of a genuine Tinder success story and it keeps that little flame of hope - just barely - alive.
    [–]shadewake 83 points84 points85 points  (1 child)
    A little tinder of hope.
    [–]Ree81 9 points10 points11 points  (6 children)
    I think my standards are low, so I swipe right a lot. I mean, at that stage you're only asking yourself "Would you have sex with her for a prolonged period of time?" (assuming you're not after one night stands). Never get replies even from the women on the lower end of the point system. :|
    [–]1DrK44np3gMKuvcGeFVv 8 points9 points10 points  (1 child)
    This is a killer. The girl is barely fuckable and you're not good enough for her.
    [–]foulfellow43 20 points21 points22 points  (1 child)
    This post has given me new perspective. Approach it as a numbers game, don't take things personally, and be patient. Yeah that's not gonna happen
    [–]Vote_Subatai 47 points48 points49 points  (27 children)
    Tinder helps you realize how shallow you are, I reckon.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 112 points113 points114 points  (22 children)
    It made me realize I had more types than I previously thought. It also made me tired of blonde girls who are foodies and travel.
    [–]Tauposaurus 27 points28 points29 points  (5 children)
    Don't forget that unlike most human beings, they also love to have a good time!
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    Damn, see, I like to hae bad times. I'm subscribed to both /r/meirl and /r/me_irl
    [–]ixlHD 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
    Man i get matched with a lot of mutes
    [–]daniel_ibb11 14 points15 points16 points  (7 children)
    I honestly am very tempted to believe all those men saying they get Tinder dates are professional bulshitters paid by Tinder to promote the service because I've never met any male first hand that has told me he had success with the app. Regardless of looks.
    [–]Apocalypse_Folk 44 points45 points46 points  (6 children)
    Don't sell yourself short. I bet there's like two singles in your area that might be interested.
    [–]MooseComedy 27 points28 points29 points  (2 children)
    Swipe 15 hot girls and accidentally a manatee.
    Hour later, you got a match. Open to disappointment because you matched with the fucking manatee thing.
    [–]Mechawreckah4 25 points26 points27 points  (14 children)
    I tried using Tinder and everyone was so... boring. I'm a man and I don't actually expect any lady to go on a date with a guy they matched with on a free app, but I was at least hoping to have some interesting conversation out of it.
    [–]frenchpuppy2 11 points12 points13 points  (1 child)
    As a chick who avidly used the app for a few months and went on a few dates from it, I have to say I feel bad for the guys on there because when I checked out the female profiles just to see my competition, 99/100 had the most cliche, boring shit posted on their bio.
    Guys profiles are usually pretty frickin witty and hilarious though.
    [–]AnotherDrZoidberg 32 points33 points34 points  (31 children)
    Can someone explain the purpose of Tinder bots to me? What do they do? What's their goal in getting you to click some random link? Virus? Ad money?
    [–]garrettholborn 80 points81 points82 points  (6 children)
    Hi there, I'm a developer in the same field as tinder. Tinder bots are created via their API, it would actually be fairly easy to put an end to tinder bots. Tinder has no incentive to get rid of the bots, as the bots are all female and increase the number of possible female profiles to swipe on for male users. The problem with all popular dating apps is that they monetize by charging the men. With tinder you need to pay for tinder plus if you want to swipe past the swipe limit, this is where the bots become mutually beneficial. If 20% of users are bots, a male on the app is 20% less likely to match with a real human and go on a date. That 20% increases the number of males who are willing to pay as they didn't find a date within their allotted number of daily swipes. Tinder IS NOT in the business of match making, every time two of their users start dating exclusively tinder loses a potential paying user (users are valued at $27). Tinder does not want you to go on dates, they only make money when you can't find a date.
    [–]Sm3agolol 9 points10 points11 points  (4 children)
    An update must have killed a bunch of them, for me at least. A nice surprise to see 80% real people for once. Either that or the bots are perfect now.
    [–]what_a_bug 17 points18 points19 points  (2 children)
    They girl you hooked up with last weekend? Bot.
    [–]303sandwich 7 points8 points9 points  (2 children)
    Online dating : where 6s become 9s.
    [–]WontGrovel 14 points15 points16 points  (14 children)
    I was actually fairly surprised by the number of attractive women on Tinder. I'd say I swipe right 80% of the time. THough I don't get much love back. Eh, at least it's not a time sink like OKCupid for the same result. Seems like if there IS a match on Tinder I'm more likely to at least get a "Hey there" type message back. And only one bot so far. But for that one there was no doubt even before I swiped.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 10 points11 points12 points  (4 children)
    Facts, B. I didn't realize there were this many beautiful people in the world.
    [–]aventiquestion 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
    And you're one of them!
    [–]typicallatina01 5 points6 points7 points  (3 children)
    I am a girl on tinder and I would say I get matched with almost everyone I swipe right on. I usually don't respond to "hey". I will respond to small compliments like my dog is cute (I have several pictures of my dog). Makes it seem like there's more of an effort and usually the conversation is better later on.
    [–]starico 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
    "Hey, can I see your dog :) Just your dog. No nudes please"
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    There's over 2mil people in my city, truthfully it's not even that. A girl could probably find 5 matches worth pursuing, and then the line begins. I've matched with people I swiped months ago.
    [–]EmperorBulbax 24 points25 points26 points  (12 children)
    Hey, everybody is probably going to hate me for this, but I actually met my wife on Tinder. Flash forward to the present, we've been happily married for 3 years and still going strong.
    [–]Angel-OI 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
    Wow that must be have been hurt to just casualy browsing the singles in your area and all of the sudden you see the profile of your wife. And this after all these years of happy marriage..
    [–]ihaveafunnyname71 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    No hate here. Engaged to my Tinder match!!
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I didn't even know it had been aroudn that long.
    [–]EmperorBulbax 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    It's been around a couple years longer than you'd think.
    [–]meatballsnjam 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
    Assuming you're a dude, maybe you should try hooking up with dudes instead. Get on Grindr but be ready to turn off notifications because too many people are trying to hook up with you.
    [–]ThreeDGrunge 5 points6 points7 points  (3 children)
    Tinder... most of them are not single.
    [–]DieselFuel1 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    I always question why the fuck I continue to masturbate despite pornhub telling me that a milf 10 minutes away is interested in fucking me and sent me a message.
    [–]RocketPropelledHiFiv 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    Damn man... right for the jugular!
    [–]imdefinitelyanalien 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
    Don't feel too bad...the majority of those super hot girls you see are either fake profiles, never get online, or met someone within like the first 24 hours and haven't been on since and just never deleted their profile.
    [–]mrjaden 4 points5 points6 points  (2 children)
    I have a girlfriend from tinder that took nearly a year to get.
    [–]SirRosstopher 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
    Shipping times are a bitch.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Props
    [–]13579x 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
    I know a girl with a tinder who just uses it to get free dinners. She was very open about it. I felt very discouraged about online dating after.
    [–]BroDokkaebi 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
    Tinder seems to work best for the top 10% of attractive men. Anyone else, good fucking luck.
    [–]Mendokusai137 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Try Grinder. It's a totaly different ball game over there.
    [–]ispelledthiwrong [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Tons of desperate girls with just as low self esteem as you have looking for YOU!
    [–]willyouswagme 8 points9 points10 points  (4 children)
    I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the fuck outta yo kids, and give you all the motherfucking love and support. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO PILE ALL OUR BEAUTIFUL ASS CHILDREN IN AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. HOLDING EACHOTHERS HANDS SO HARD THAT WELL SHIT OURSELVES. WELL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WELL LOOK LIKE RAISINS.
    [–]sxychrs 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    I find disabling ad-block drums up some interest..
    [–]RaDraVsSopdet 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    I guess your success depends on a lot of factors, such as location, life status, and what you're looking for. I look at it as a convenient way to play the odds. If I'm just trying to find 1 person, there's a good chance that 1 in 10,000 will be a match. The trick is sifting though the bots, scammers, not being too creepy, and lowering your expectations... -_-
    Definitely works though.
    [–]NaryAFuck 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
    Get a higher paying job. That's when true love suddenly materializes.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Studying for the A+ cert. Going back to college in a couple of years. And remaining child free until I lock someone down.
    [–]CopaceticEchoes 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    First step. Be really really ridiculously good looking. A good way to find out is to see your reflection in a spoon while you're eating cereal. Secondly, you should wonder if there's ever anything more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking. Thirdly, you should mention you want to help other people rather than yourself, something like... "I want to help children who can't read good and want to learn how to do other things good too"
    [–]snipercandyman [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Once got dumped on a Tinder date, because she found a hotter single during our dinner conversation.
    [–]PompiPompi [score hidden]  (1 child)
    All of you guys need to understand that like you, women have to go over hundreds of profiles... most of them are uninteresting to them. So they need to make an initial filter in a matter of milliseconds. If your picture doesn't look top notch and interesting, they wouldn't even bother checking you out more.
    Got a selfie in your bathroom? 50 milliseconds swipe left. Got unkempt frightening beard? Swipe left. In all your pictures you have sunglasses, don't show your face clearly? Why bother checking you out when there are hundreds of other men out there? Swipe left.
    Your pictures need to be amazing from all aspects. You need to be in a good settings(not near a dumbster), it needs to be well produced(helps to use a professional photographer) and you need to look good... take your good angle/right lighting/right clothings.
    A picture where you have made an effort to look amazing could be a big difference compared to some selfie in your pijamas.
    [–]PM_ME_GIANTESSES [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Hey mate! Just wanted to say that you're a cool guy/girl and I believe in you! Whatever you do, I know you'll do it well. Keep on going and remember, this one dude on the Internet believes in you.
    [–]Azozel 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
    They just want to see how many people are interested in them.
    [–]addison92 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I'm sure some of them are interested in you.
    [–]poopellar 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Some countries Tinder is a glorified call girl service. At least there you have a higher chance of getting the girl... if you can afford their rates.
    [–]Nitsujest 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    None of them are interesting. FTFY
    [–]ShowTheWorldHowToDie 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I tried tinder for 3 days and half of the women had nsafinder watermarks on their photos. I was extra pissed since I had to go through the effort of creating a Facebook account first.
    [–]bitter_baker 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    You just have to send a picture of a turtle climbing out of a briefcase
    [–]marcosamparo 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I'm so ugly that my only matches on Tinder are adveetisements.
    [–]cantbackflip 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    They are both the same if you ask me. Just take a picture of you on a yacht or something and they will be interested.
    [–]topredditbot 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
    [–]Pikawing 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    If you want a real ego boost, go on Grindr. As long as you're fairly attractive, semi fit and youngish...you won't even believe what will happen LOL
    [–]PhusionV 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    Something that attracted girls to me on tinder was my tattoos and my car. I had like two pictures of me on there and the rest of my car and tattoos and girls were messaging me first. I'm not saying go get a nice car or tattoos, but obviously they love materials on there. I actually found one girl that I really have a connection with and enjoy talking to and being around.
    [–]Soggytoast111 2 points3 points4 points  (4 children)
    I have been on a few dates from Tinder.
    One ended with us getting drunk and sleeping together - not that I'm one of those types, but that's what she was into and things just kind of naturally went that way.
    I will say that it's mostly a waste of time and you have to be extremely lucky to have anything significant come out of it. Relationships need some kind of foundation to build off of, and I don't think Tinder can connect people in a way that allows that.
    [–]tklane 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
    The idea with Tinder isn't really to build significant relationships. That date where you got drunk and slept together is exactly how to Tinder.
    [–]TehOncomingStorm 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    The only girls I ever find on Tinder are the "my hobbies are Netflix and Taco Bell" or the "positive vibes only" girls.
    Neither of those are hot.
    [–]icecreamdude97 2 points3 points4 points  (4 children)
    "Not looking for a hookup" she is, but if she says she wants a hookup, out come the weirdos like me.
    [–]Soggytoast111 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    "Not looking for a hookup" doesn't necessarily mean that she'll turn one down. She just doesn't want guys approaching her with that preface. If that happens, then it happens.
    [–]Quiet-Tree 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Tinder is far too depressing for me..
    [–]Pork_Chop_Crusher 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    At least you have singles in your area. Outside of major metropolitan areas it is essentially all spambots or desperate single moms who drank too many glasses of Arbor Mist one evening and made an account.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    desperate single moms
    Dank.
    [–]SomethinFamous 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
    lol hello, I'm new on reddit and this was the first thing i saw lol, Im pretty someone of them has to be a match, heres a solution just change your interest a little, make it more lively, even lie a little bit lol wouldn't hurt, trust me theres someone out there for everyone, and if you have to go a little out your area well so be it lol
    [–]DeDodgingEse 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I actually gotten laid on tinder before. Also the number of matches I get makes me feel better :). I just treat it as another game app on my phone at this point tbh.
    [–]jasontdahl [score hidden]  (0 children)
    There is a reason why they are single.
    [–]zWraith [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Of all the shit I read on this sub, finally an ACTUAL shower thought
    [–]NippleSubmissions [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Thanks for the new bio
    [–]FaZe_Voltaic [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I keep seeing ads. saying there's hot and horny singles living nearby....
    Yet all my neighbours are elderly
    [–]JackJoeH [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Swipe right for instant depression
    [–]by-jupiterscock [score hidden]  (0 children)
    i still dont understand what kind of women actually uses tinder
    and i mean really use it, not just use the profile for ego massage
    actually boning random dudes is like having a public stamp for tramp attached to your e-name
    [–]ShiftingTracks [score hidden]  (1 child)
    I find tinder to be mostly full of fake profiles with robots trying to get me to pay for some dating service or cam site
    [–]mayfairlasher [score hidden]  (3 children)
    Relationships are overrated. Just buy a robot
    [–]you_know_why_i_here [score hidden]  (0 children)
    actually I met the love of my life off Tinder.
    [–]LasHamburgesas [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Bro the best way to get hot girls interested in you is to get hot as well
    [–]The_Aesthetician [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Honestly though if you are using the app, don't give up too early. It took lots of failures, rejections, and ignores until I found someone good for me and vice versa. It isn't all bad, you just have to dig through it, sometimes for months, to find the good ones.
    [–]MichaelDokkan [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Don't worry they aren't interested in anyone. They're only on tinder for self esteem boost. Oh yea and most of them are bots anyways lol
    [–]Chaotikspraya86 15 points16 points17 points  (7 children)
    If you're hot, you're not going to be single. And if you become single, its not for long. Only time to bag a hot girl is when she is on the rebound. All other hot girls are in a relationship or on the rebound.
    So to have a hot girlfriend either means meeting her whilst you are both still young, (high school sweethearts) meeting a girl on the rebound or be the one she is cheating on her boyfriend with. There can be no other alternatives.
    Unless you are a hot girl who hates people altogether, which means you wont want a boyfriend and so you are no longer hot, but a weirdo.
    [–]ovoxo_tofu 11 points12 points13 points  (6 children)
    More like average looking girls, who have expectations that are way higher than what is actually mathematically correct. But I live on a college campus. The amount of thirsty dudes makes the average 4 out of 10, a 6 out of 10. But then 4 years of thotting, no exercising, no sleeping, and drinking puts heavy mileage on them where they are begging for attention and scream "fat shaming" when dudes don't want to touch them. Life is great. Men age like fine wine.
    [–]rg57 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
    Sorry to disappoint you, but half or more of them are fake.
    [–]StarmieUsePsychic 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Beautifully accurate :'(
    [–]ks501 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    what about decent singles
    [–]steaktime_86 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
    I tried tinder. From a new phone to new number, it will NOT send me the activation code
    [–]apprehensiveabtthis 1 point2 points3 points  (12 children)
    I went on Tinder, and sort of just talked and talked but never met any of them. I know that was wrong, but I have really bad anxiety. I didn't even use a picture of myself, so they may have found me unattractive anyway.
    [–]IntroSpeccy 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I don't think you understand what opposite means
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I'm working with the premise that porn sites actually don't know if there are hot singles in my area, and they're lying. Porn sites promises them but they're not there. Tinder they're there.
    [–]Thrannn 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    the strange thing about tinder is, that there are just german girls in my area. like wtf im living in an area with a very high foreigner rate. its impossible that none of them has tinder. thats damn fishy.. and i never got a match even if i swiped every single person to the right even if it was obviously not real and im not thaaaat ugly.
    im sorry but i think tinder is fishy. not sure how many of those perfect HD picture girls are real. but other apps atleast show me some real persons with shitty photos and foreigners from my area that i really know
    [–]chrono4111 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    What type of weird porn are you watching where there are no ugly singles in your area that are interested in you?
    [–]knight_saladin 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I hate using that thing because it's superficial and makes me feel like a shallow motherfucker just by swiping the picks.
    [–]DukeofVanholt 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Must be no one named Karen anywhere around.
    [–]prsadr3 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    You need to be good looking along with having great pictures and must importantly write things that must impress them and especially don't begin with Hi Hello and all.
    Better to spend some money in a brothel rather than waste your time on such an app which will destroy your self respect. At least girls in a brothel will find you handsome.
    [–]gingerfishes 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
    I'm marrying a guy I met on Tinder. It's not the cutest "how'd you meet?!" story, but I'm so okay with that.
    [–]IAmNotRyan 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
    I met my fiance on tinder also. My friend and I were just messing with some of the girls on there, and sending wierd messages to them just to get a laugh. Sent one girl a message that said, "#threesome?". Two hours later she replied with, "what the hell". We're engaged now. We tell people we met on facebook.
    [–]I-Like-Girls-Butts 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Using "hey" as an opener works if you're hot. If you're ugly like me you gotta start with the silly witty 1 liner intros.
    [–]oxladeout 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Made my day.
    [–]WarriorQueenofM45 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Met my now future wife and soulmate on Tinder. Was just trying to be a ho.
    [–]ThaKingLeonidas 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Come on man! There is always someone for you out there.
    [–]thetuftofJohnPrine 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Maybe if you tell them you had a top of reddit Shower Thought they will reconsider. It would probably make me pause, even if I otherwise wouldn't have.
    [–]kittenlover27 1 point2 points3 points  (5 children)
    My issue is I attract women who are obviously
    A. Too attractive for me
    B. Smarter than me
    C. Make way more money than me
    None of those are bad, they just quickly realise they have better options around date 3 or 4
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    Damn. Well, work out more. Gotta be some "body" a girl wants to go home to.
    [–]CaptainCruiser 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
    Tinder is the definitive proof that both men and women are equally shallow and are, in fact, looking for good looks first.
    [–]iswf 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Let's talk about tinder in a small town.. it's like it's just on repeat.
    [–]Brownman2752 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    This will be a great new tinder bio
    [–]SagePikachu 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    atleast there are hot singles in your area 🙂
    [–]Babygotback19 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Makes me wish I lived in an area with hot women. Tindering while in college was magical. Now stuck back in metro Detroit and all I get are fat chicks and Laquishas
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    The second girl I loved, or the closest thing I've felt to it, lives in Detroit, and she's gorgeous.
    [–]Babygotback19 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    There are hot women everywhere. We're talking on average. Two hour drive distance from MSU creates a 20lb on average difference
    [–]27andvirgin 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
    tinder is just proof that the saying about women not being as superficial as men is a complete lie
    [–]iswf 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
    There's a saying?
    [–]27andvirgin 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    yeah, i just said it
    [–]iswf 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    Well good to know you, they.. heard a lot about you
    [–]homeroqete 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Sorry bro
    [–]uberbs 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I hear all of these different stories of guys getting catfished yet i still cant find a match....
    [–]stonedasian9871 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    i rarely get a match on tinder
    [–]alittledifference 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I feel your pain
    [–]deathclown97 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    It would have been the opposite if all the pornstars were interested in you!
    [–]jashleyren2 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    That app is a loser now. So much spam bot on there now, it's very hard to decipher what's real and what isn't. It's becoming more obvious though that the fakes are more common that what is real.
    Microcosm of real life I guess.....
    [–]flippedbit0010 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    I've moved on to Bumble. Results pending.
    [–]t0rllface 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
    Is it really that horrible? I installed the OKCupid App a few weeks ago, but forgot all about it. I meant to install Tinder too, should I still do it?
    [–]OneEyedMelon 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Tinder = ¬(Porn Site Advertisements)
    [–]Slam15 1 point2 points3 points  (4 children)
    Anyone know of any sites that appeal to people that are specifically looking for kids and marriage and more long-term?
    [–]thebankdick 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    I was just wondering if I should give this a try because I heard that Tinder works better than the other sites like OKCupid.
    [–]Jwillis-8 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    I wouldn't say that it's the exact opposite then.
    The exact opposite would be "zero sexy singles in your area and all of the sexy singles 30+ miles away aren't interested in you".
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    I'm working with the premise that the ads are lying there aren't any singles nearby.
    [–]yonzzzz4 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    The hot singles on porn sites are real people, and they are interested in you.
    [–]trwwy321 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    What are you doing posting outside of r/ForeverAlone?
    [–]Astrogold 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    We have become a very superficial society and unless you look like Brad Pitt... SWIPE
    [–]leavemealoneaholes 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    tinder is bullshit, can swipe 1000 times nothing
    fuck you
    [–]amyjean2017 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I'm more nervous about putting my picture on there incase one of my work colleagues or family see me practically begging for a date.
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    The bio will provide the context if you're begging or not. And if you go to a bar and talk to strangers, you'ee still begging for a date.
    [–]MustHaveBeenTheDoses 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    I've been on Tinder for over a year. I've had like 3 matches and one of them was a girl I went to high school with.
    [–]fromtheskywefall 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Tinder is actually easy:
    If you're unfit, get fit, and flaunt yourself. Any girl that says she's not looking for a hook-up is lying. It's a test to weed out the weak.
    [–]ptisn1 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Lol that sucks because I've met a couple girls on tinder
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    Same. The ones I was super interested in ghosted me. One after she invited me over after dinner, gave me wine, lives a block away, and told me to call her when I get back from visiting family.
    [–]NinjaHDD 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I'm an outcast, nobody wants me. I feel you.
    [–]EverythingAnecdotal 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    ever switch the genders to see what you're up against? that's when i uninstalled tinder...
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I did once. That's why I'm trying to date down the normie scale.
    [–]PraetorianFury 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I kinda suspect a lot of profiles are fake or for purposes other than dating. Here's how I filter them, it cuts down on my potential matches but makes me feel less like every woman in the world is rejecting me:
    • Any profile without a description is automatic left swipe. This filters out a LOT of bots and women who aren't taking it seriously/using Tinder to judge people/etc.
    • Any profile with Instagram or Snapchat information. These are clearly for marketing purposes.
    Try that. I bet there are only a handful of women not filtered by these criteria, because there are only a handful in your area actually using it for dating.
    [–]FullOfCannabis 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Well for starters....Tinder should pay out average looking women to fuck below average men. This way everyone can pretend the app is working without having to lie about ur chances of reproduction
    [–]righteous_sword 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Tinder is a waste of time for men. What are the alternatives?
    [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Tinder Dating is a waste of time for men. What are the alternatives?
    Fixed that for you. Disregard women acquire currency /s
    [–]ThonyGreen 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Pro tip for tinder plus money wasters like me:
    In "Battery saver" mode on android you can spam that heart button like theres no tomorrow.
    [–]joshdongerson1 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    80/20 rule. 80% of women are matching with 20% of the guys.
    [–]bloodrocuted1 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Tinder girls are either 18 to 29 and only looking for "hot" guys and wonder why they all end up being cheating assholes or they are 30+ and have forgotten why they are on tinder in the first place. News flash it's because your over 30 and still single, probably time to stop being shallow and look for a guy you connect with rather than the "hot" guy you wanted in your 20s.
    [–]pugcoon 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Throw a dog in the profile pic. Great success!
    [–]Rbrdkyst4 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    So they're all hot, but here's the ugly question: how do you look?
    Are you a chunky neck beard? Do you exercise? Do you have hobbies and interests that doesn't involve sitting in the basement or diesel trucks fully lifted?
    Do you shower regularly and take care of yourself? Can you cook more than just Mac-and-cheese? Do you live at your own place?
    Some things to think about....
    [–]thehonestyfish 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
    Threads like this make me so, so happy to already be married and out of the dating scene.
    [–]DrZed400 [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Divorce rates are extremely high. Good luck with your marriage.
    [–]Indie_uk 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    You'll still have your dick out though
    [–]Quarries 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    Keep trying. Don't give up
    [–]dmt-tripping 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    "I have really low standards when it comes to casual sex. If you breath and have a birth certificate I'm pretty much down to do whatever disgusting thing you ask from me."
    Thats my profile line and it works pretty well.
    [–]Kampizi 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
    When a girl says "I like a guy with confidence" they mean... "I like an attractive guy with confidence"
    In their mind - they're thinking of a 7 or higher - with confidence.. If you're a 10 you don't have to have confidence.
    If you're like me... and a 3 - with confidence, you gotta be funny, and have a stable income, without any baggage.
    [–]Agent1108 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Pick two from the list:
    -Be White
    -Be rich
    -Be tall
    -Be charismatic and confident
    -Be jacked/really fit
    [–]IncrediblyDrunkUpvot 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Don't get discouraged, on a long enough timeline with enough swipes tinder could get a fire hydrant some trim. Be yourself, stick to some social norms like washing and grooming, and don't get discouraged or emotional if it doesn't work out after meeting. It doesn't feel good but it passes, get some ice cream or bacon that helps speed it up. It's so much a blessing to not work out on a first date rather than after a few weeks or months 'at least i'm not alone.' dating.
    [–]Roook36 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    It used to be I had to leave the house to find women to reject me. Now I can look at them from the toilet.
    [–]Zoot_Markley 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    80/20 rule.
    Improve your appearance and lower your expectations.
    [–]Dreamsonly [score hidden]  (1 child)
    I just reinstalled tinder. Looking forward to meeting my future husband!
    [–]memmba_berries [score hidden]  (1 child)
    What is a young smart attractive.... young man such as myself doing without your phone number??? Works for me every single time but fuck tinder
    [–]LickMyBloodyScrotum [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I've gotten like 7 matches total since I first started using it. only 2 ever had responses and of those only one started a conversation. I'm still matched to her and would love to stick it in het
    [–]dus88 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Tinder is pointless unless you're a chad.
    [–]sdfgsfdgsfdg [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Realizing even the "good girls" were hooking up and fooling around like crazy was incredibly eye-opening. Tinder has really shown us a lot about sexual relations.
    No Hymen, No Diamond. You're not entitled to anything.
    [–]SardonicWhit [score hidden]  (0 children)
    I love Tinder! First date I went on with a person I met on there turned out to be a smokin' hot lawyer. Fast forward 3 years and we are married with a 3 month old baby boy! My friends all hate me lol. I will never play the lottery, figure I used up my lifetime supply of luck on that one.
    [–]el_niko23 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Who says they're single?
    [–]CannibalGuy [score hidden]  (0 children)
    You guys should give that or bumble another try, like even if your odds are 1/100 you'll eventually hit it
    [–]Spewed [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Lol Women are all super models on the internet and they like to act like it too because every man with a penis assumes that neck up angled picture is the basis for the rest of them. Most these women turning you down are probably mediocre at best if their profile picture is a 10/10. So who cares?
    [–]popa665 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Sadly, there aren't any hot singles in my area. Still no one is interested.
    [–]TrueBlooded [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Go to the naughty ones. Pay a bit of cash. They cost next to nothing. Their revenue is based on numbers. There just as beautiful. But not as frigid. You'll get layed in no time.
    [–]Geralt-of_Rivia [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Everyone just put this in their Tinder profile.
    [–]Sumadeeznuts [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Just curious, how often do you guys get ghosted after agreeing on meeting up?
    [–]rackuhdisciprine [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Tinder is a never ending job interview for men. I had mixed success. If I continue the job interview analogy, the company isn't worth working for 85% of the time.
    [–]sophosympatheia [score hidden]  (1 child)
    Whenever online dating gets you down, just remember that it is the most superficial, unnatural way to "meet" new people that humanity has thus far devised, so don't be surprised that it fosters shallow interactions that are unsatisfying and often degrading. It is literally a marketplace for human beings, and the only reason we put up with it is because it is damn hard to meet new people as an adult, both in terms of finding the right avenues for doing so and making the time to explore them. Online dating is convenient, and that is all that it has going for it. We evaluate each other in that superficial marketplace as we would evaluate what model of car we would like to purchase next. How does it look? What kind of fuel economy does it get? Is it high maintenance? Will it depreciate quickly? Will it carry all my baggage? This is not how natural, satisfying relationships get started at all. Those involve real feelings that develop organically as you become more and more familiar with someone you find physically attractive enough (key word there being enough) to consider having sex with. With time, you come to appreciate that person for who and what they are and who and what you are able to be in relation to them, and a genuine bond forms between you. We call that love, and it often surprises us. Online dating tries to take away the surprise and transforms "love" into a shopping experience. What are you willing to sell yourself for? What can you afford to buy? No wonder so many people hate it.
    I would like to see a service that attempts to bridge the convenience of online dating with the real, low-pressure kind of interaction that leads to bonds forming. For example, imagine if there was a plugin that enabled you to see who else in your area, filtered by age, sex, relationship status, etc had viewed the same reddit postings as you in the last 24 hours. Imagine if you could then start a conversation with that person based on one of those postings. Or imagine a similar service but for Netflix or Hulu or Steam that would let you start a conversation with someone who is a fan of the same movies or TV series or video games. It could be a start. Then what if that service also functioned like a meetup site where people could arrange for in-person, public events for singles, like having a barbecue in the park or meeting up for a game of volleyball or starting a singles book club? Does anyone else think that would be better than what is currently out there?
    [–]FakeTherapist [score hidden]  (0 children)
    Story of my life
    [–]TheWayItIs212 [score hidden]  (0 children)
    At least bots pretend to talk to me. Yes I am horny and looking for love.
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      [–]Fuzzy_Lumpkinite [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Sorry to hear it! I buddy of mine had a similar problem- I think he's switching to another program.
      [–]Danielzamudio [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Tinder - " We will sit here gain some ad revenue while you diddle yourself to fake accounts"
      [–]itzjustlinzee [score hidden]  (1 child)
      I read that as " there are a ton of hot shingles in my area."
      [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
      There will be in the summer
      [–]acynicalanalytical [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Wow this post exploded in the last few hours.
      [–]Nay_Fairer [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I felt the same way at first, until I kept reworking my profile. It helps to know what you want and make it clear on your profile. Use pics that are flattering and I'm sure you will gain matched and like every profile, if you match and dislike them, then just don't message. Tinder is eye candy and you have to sell your sweet parts.😁
      [–]D4Y_M4N [score hidden]  (0 children)
      I dunno I've heard success stories. Friend of mine is not very good looking and has almost no self confidence. He found some HOT girl within 10 mins and met up with her at a bar, turns out she had a room upstairs. He went up, banged her, went home. Found out he had the clap a dew days later. Its more of a TIFU and success story wrapped into one. "Wrapped"... See what I did there?
      [–]ikejrm [score hidden]  (0 children)
      How you look doesnt ever matter on tinder, because matches are still going to ignore you whatever you say
      [–]The_Meach [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Tinder, crushing the hopes and dreams of average men everywhere.
      Facilitating the transfer of STDS to everyone else.
      Way to thin the herd.
      [–]CaesarOfMex [score hidden]  (0 children)
      Tim Ferriss came up with an "exact science" to this problem. According to statistics, the top 3 things that attract women's attention on internet "hook-up" or dating websites are: 1. Shirtless picture 2. Picture with a pet. 3. Subtly looking away from the camera
      Ferriss combined all 3 in one picture and he got a massive positive response from the ladies. HOWEVER, there was another picture of him which got an even better response, and it was a picture of him at a spontaneous moment just being himself, and this picture did a little better than the one "backed up by statistics"... So I really do believe there is a big lesson to be learned from here, which is that it is ALWAYS BEST to be yourself and be in the moment than trying to find out what girls like because if there's something girls like more than a man with good attributes, is a truly independent man completely confident in what he stands for.
      [–]Spartancoolcody 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
      A humble brag if I may... One of them is interested in me, very interested ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
      I think that's just a regular brag, but good for you. Lock it down.
      [–]dmt477 3 points4 points5 points  (2 children)
      Ironically, Porn is also a habit that gets you more and more away from the chance of having actual sex.
      The reason is you get addicted to sensory pleasure, and are less and less willing to take the steps necessary to get real sex (understanding women and meeting them).
      Porn is a literal fucking disease to humanity, it feeds the fucked up part of your brain and makes you more and more weak and unattractive to women.
      [–]Adult_Reasoning 2 points3 points4 points  (7 children)
      Give it time, dude.
      Get to your 30s. The game changes in your favor.
      [–]terminalskeptik 4 points5 points6 points  (3 children)
      No, it really doesnt.
      [–]ayovita 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      It could. One would expect a 30 year old man to have his shit together. Otherwise a 20 year old woman might as well fuck a broke but hot 20 year old man
      [–]Skiiw 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
      Tons of hot singles are ready to ignore you! Click here!
      [–]slipstream808 [score hidden]  (0 children)
      HA! You can tell right away he is a guy... and that unless you are bi or a lesbian you will have no idea what he is talking about as a woman.
      OK. You'll know... you just won't know our... HIS... pain! sniff
      [–]Deboj [score hidden]  (1 child)
      ITT: A bunch of bitter dudes
      [–]squrrlgrlkittykins [score hidden]  (0 children)
      i hate that tinder for guys is depressing especially that depression is so prevalent already :(
      if it counts, there's some hope if you're willing to creatively display your sense of funnies. i met up guys who weren't that attractive but they displayed their sense of humor & independent thinking.
      example: he was an average looking white guy, his first photo was with him & friends but with kanye's face photoshopped over all of his friends faces and on his description said some kind of funny kanye reference. even though he wasn't traditionally attractive, you can't help but be attracted to how fun the guy is & it implies that he's an independent thinker (i.e. he doesn't really care how he comes off to you) & that's attractive. when i did meet with him he had like over 1k matches & you can tell he was having a ton of fun. again, not traditionally good looking.
      my current SO & i met on tinder (not the guy from above). He's the best partner i've ever had and i wanna spend the rest of my life loving him. again, what attracted me to him was how he displayed his personality by one of his photos that showed his lightheartedness & at the same time edge & nerdiness (i.e. visual display of his personality). he's not unattractive but not like model status either. to me, though, i find him the most attractive man ever. after i met him, i dropped all the other guys i was on 3+ dates with b/c he ended up being everything i wanted (& more).
      TL;DR there's hope for 'unattractive' guys by putting in a bit of effort to make your profile stand out by visually displaying your sense of humor slash personality. it goes a long way.
      [–]BurritoPizzaWaffels 1 point2 points3 points  (18 children)
      I met my GF on Tinder, we're together for 1j and 3m now.
      [–]xbox_inmy_veins 18 points19 points20 points  (14 children)
      But don't you constantly wonder how many guys she banged her way through on tinder before she settled? What is the value of j?
      [–]LunixIsDangerous 21 points22 points23 points  (4 children)
      I believe OP has been in a relationship with a Toyota motor
      [–]TrizzyDizzy 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
      I get this reference.
      [–]TrizzyDizzy [score hidden]  (0 children)
      1J is the prefix to a particular performance Toyota motor. It was the predecessor to the 2J(Z) found in a lot of Toyotas in the late 90s, most famously the 2JZGTE in the Toyota Supra.
      I don't know if 3M is a motor prefix, but there's a 3S and a 5/7M.
      [–]FriendlyCows 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
      One "j" = 10th letter in the alphabet.
      I'm going to go out on a limb and say they have been together for 10 hours and 3 minutes. And she still doesn't know about it... yet.
      Lock it in!
      [–]25sittinon25cents 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
      I matched with my GF 2m ago. She just doesn't know she's my GF yet :)
      [–]commiecomrade 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      (´･ω･`)
      [–]RoyalFlash 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
      I'm guessing Jahr unit
      [–]honestlyimeanreally 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
      You know that women who aren't on tinder have likely had multiple previous sexcapades, right?
      If you're worried about that then you're simply insecure. Like why worry about what someone did sexually before they even met you...? Unless it's STDs, of course...
      [–]xbox_inmy_veins -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
      Chill your bean it was just a cheap funny shot... you don't need to over analyze it.
      [–]honestlyimeanreally 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Well sir, I only operate with weapons-grade autism and you should know better!
      [–]Zombs4Life 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      J = jiffy
      [–]Tauposaurus 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Asking the real questions.
      [–]Zombs4Life 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      So 3 minutes and 1 jiffy?
      [–]ttabernacki 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Same here man. There's always that one chance in 1000
      [–]danyaspringer 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
      You know what guys. I use to use Tinder a lot. It wasn't until last month I came across this hot single that match with me. I was checking through here picture and was pleased. Needlessly to say, I contacted her an we decided to meet at a coffee joint. Everything was going good until another hot single i previously talked to pop up while out with the other woman. She looked at me crazy. I felt so disgusted. Here I am. Finding love on tinder, and I got depressed when she left. I couldn't talk to anybody after that. Let this be a lesson that undertaker threw mankind through the tables in 1998.
      [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Thank you for this.
      [–]kittykalista 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      They're probably also unlikely to pop up again two years later.
      [–]Moboator 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      ya thats the same for me lol....
      [–]randomusern4me 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
      Can I know where you live?
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        [–]tcoop6231 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        This is hilarious.
        [–]seaguy69 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Redditors in a nutshell.
        [–]tomtomglove 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        well, the exact opposite would be a notification that there are tons of hot singes just outside of your area and none of them are interested in you.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I'm working with the premise that porn sites actually don't know if there are hot singles in my area, and they're lying. Porn sites promises them but they're not there. Tinder they're there.
        [–]radredrum 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Being gay = no hot singles in your area
        Or anywhere, really
        [–]Stonerwithagun8 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Tinder is not a dating app. It's a fucking app for people 18-30. I know this from hands on. No pun intended
        [–]PM_ME_NAKED_CAMERAS 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        90% of tinder profiles are probably bots in my area.
        [–]deafchildinarea 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        But they are similar in some ways. I'd probably get really uncomfortable if my cousin pop'd up on Tinder, or in a porno.
        [–]BlownHeadGasket 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        Dating sites suck the only way to hook up with a girls is the be out and about. You can't be afraid to to talk to people, I have always had great luck doing this 4 out of ten will push you away, but the others will chat with ya. Its a numbers game you can't be afraid of rejection. Try to pick their age in your head then talk about things that fit their age, like popular TV show in the time frame.
        [–]theeislekker 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Yeah, but where do you go? My problem is that I get stuck with a group of friends that are a dead end and I have no venues where I get to meet new girls.
        [–]Dux-El52 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Some would say... It's the reverse.
        [–]barrynice29 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        See the good personality is really doing wonders for you.
        [–]KingOfAllBlacks 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Spoiler: Most of them are bots
        [–]cautiously_stoned 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        Yes, but would you fuck a granny?
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
        I'd fuck Tilda Swinton.
        [–]isaac_demova 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        They're, not there. Lol.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Word?
        [–]kevbo81 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I never tried Tinder. Did OKC. It's not so bad if you actually have standards, the rejection doesn't hurt so much when it's mutual.
        [–]piyu935 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Damm true lol
        [–]Choco_Churro_Charlie 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        You just have to like sex more than cupcakes.
        I fucking love cupcakes man. (._.)
        [–]ectopunk 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        How often do you eat Spam?
        [–]Oddie_ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Word,bruh.
        [–]starking12 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        And all your matches are ads.
        [–]Choco316 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        This would be true if Tinder wasn't swamped with bots right now. Like hundreds of "Student New York University"
        [–]Mobely 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        There's a lot of better schemes than tinder. But Tinder isn't a start up, its a part of Match.com. So my guess is that hosting pictures is expensive :/
        [–]commschamp 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Speak for yourself loserino
        [–]DontLikeInternet 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Tinder has ton of hot single neighbors?? Let's download it fast!
        [–]thefifthestateusa 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Tinder is a cesspool
        [–]iBelphegorn 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Actually there are tons and tons of hot girls in my area and it happens exactly the same to me :c
        [–]thirdcoastmermaid 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Wow. My mind is blown.
        [–]thatguywhodabs 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I actually look so different in person than I do in my pictures that something like Tinder would never work for me.
        [–]UsernameWasTaken420 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        It's not entirely the opposite... there really ARE hot singles in your area.
        Both porn ads and Tinder are correct when they say this.
        [–]anytime_history 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Lol i tried using tinder for a month turned out all girls in my area were lonely guy
        [–]atsu007 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        イエス
        [–]shitpostlord4321 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        But tinder is a place for a quick fuck.
        [–]NattyLight_615 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        True!!!!!
        [–]ais89 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        lol these comments are depressing
        [–]GingerOnMars 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Lately, every girl above a 7 is a scammer
        [–]Hypebeastshoes 0 points1 point2 points  (4 children)
        I feel like Tinder is where all the ugly girls get laid though
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
        And they should be empowered to do so.
        [–]Hypebeastshoes 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        One mans trash is another's treasure
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        That's not very /r/wholesomememes of you.
        [–]Hypebeastshoes 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Not saying that in a mean way either lol
        [–]fcroyal 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        'Penis guaranteed to shrink! Medically proven!'
        [–]AyMoro 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I'm only commenting so I can be comment number 1000
        [–]OllieM16 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        What's porn?
        [–]MaCDragonschool 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Tinder chicks will cost you more..
        [–]MegaFriend20 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        "singles"
        [–]Kaiosama 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Straight guys have it tough.
        [–]ILikeFunnySubReddit 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Men should go on a strike and not date to teach women a lesson.
        [–]Theared 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Noice
        [–]CalvinE 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        So you've never seen the advertisement about "ugly girls also want sex"?
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Hahaha, no.
        [–]zeldaisaprude 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Seems like all the girls in my town would rather hook up with a dog than a man.
        [–]karickster -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
        Or, simply, you're just ugly. "Boom."
        Have a nice day.
        Regards,
        [–]sdforbda 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        I also watched that stand up but I can't remember the comedian. Props on stealing material though.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I don't watch comedy specials.
        [–]sativaking11 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        The only dates I ever get on tinder are catfish...
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
        But fried catfish is delicious.
        [–]WhackOnWaxOff 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        People still use Tinder?
        [–]shivm66 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Maybe u should get a life
        [–]teslaxoxo 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
        go out and meet people instead using tinder ..so superficial
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        What's the difference between talking to people at a bar trying to get their number and swiping on tinder trying to talk to people to get their number? I'm spending extra money with one of those optiosn.
        [–]teslaxoxo [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Not just bar, you can go join some non profit shit, where they hang out..run group, hiking group, whatever group... those you actually get to talk and they get to know you instead
        [–]trojan25nz 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        So, real life?
        [–]sl600rt 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Family Guy, for once, was right and funny. Peter just told Quagmire to swipe right on everyone. Cast a big net and you'll eventually get someone.
        [–]Bansheesdie 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        They're not ignoring you at all! ...wait, are you an (semi)attractive female? No, well that's your first problem.
        [–]ThatOneHistoryBuff 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Sadly i cannot use tinder, since i'm already in a long term relationship, with depression!
        [–]DonkeyPunch894 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Well this is probably getting locked. Looking at the way it's been going today.
        [–]igralec84 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        The only fun i have on Tinder is making bets with myself if the matches i contact first (99.9% of cases) won't reply or will unmatch me immediately. It seems "hi, what's up" or "hey, how are you" is more or less equal to "omg i'd t1tfook you like crazy" or "i'd to things to you, i wouldn't even do to animals" in most cases on there. And the only ones that write first are those spam bots for yuusk or whatever.
        [–]Fuckyouelmacho 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        "What's cookin, good lookin?" works every damn time
        [–]mystic_bunny 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Tried Tinder out of curiosity, not expecting anything out of it. I live in a college town. Got some great matches and a few messages but I deleted it after a few days because I felt weird about it. Also, I got really annoyed at how many guys that I knew personally were using it. Guess the people around you aren't good enough?? (aka me lol)
        [–]just4luck 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Poor Reddit, bunch of group think naive young adults :(
        [–]kevonicus 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I get matches constantly, but once I start talking to them I'm reminded of how much I can't stand texting a girl and just forget about them. The initial contact shit is what I can't stand. Let's just fucking meet in a public place right off the bat or something.
        [–]ChaoticBitcoin 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Yeah I once tried tinder and it failed miserably. I got one hit and realized they she wasn't a real person because all of her pictures were fake. Like taken directly from Google.
        [–]just4luck 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
        I get chick all the time, tinder is for shallow people. They don't want unattractive unathletic guys, not sure if you would want unattractive chubby girls who spend their free time on forums?
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
        It would be an improvement over the of the vapid people I've seen there. I'd be so down for a girl with my same amount of body fat percentage who was a musician like me and could also enjoy a tasteful shitpost.
        [–]just4luck [score hidden]  (1 child)
        Good for you, you can find someone with it without dating apps!
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        "Hey babe, thanks for coming to my show, can I talk to you about our lord and savior dat boi? Here he comes now..."
        [–]Ildigrub 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Haha lucky not so for me I live in the middle of nowhere :)
        [–]lmbro1 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Heh, these days it's more about ugly moms and grannies on porn sites.
        [–]Extaz 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Best post I've seen on reddit for a while...
        [–]Send_Nude_z 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        This is way too relateable. :(
        [–]ConcupiscibleEther 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Correction: there are a lot of robots
        [–]TelosBaculum 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
        What is the sexual market value of a penis?
        [–]Agent1108 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        A paperclip and some string pretty much
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        It hasn't recovered since the advent of the dildo.
        [–]isabaddass17 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Be jelly
        [–]Mardred [score hidden]  (0 children)
        And you should be grateful for that.
        [–]Creepin_Reaper [score hidden]  (0 children)
        When you live in a small rural area and you know everyone on your tinder, including your ex. 👌😂
        [–]CFThrowawayRedditor [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I didn't think anyone around my age lived near me. Then my sister and I went to go see Jackass 3D in the theater and everyone our age was there. All taken, but really healthy-looking and smoking hot and fit. It was like they all gathered for one special day, and we'd wondered where they'd all come from.
        [–]electricpark [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I've often said that gay men have it made with regards to hooking up...I mean it's basic human nature. If you have 2 dudes making the decision about whether or not a hookup is going to take place, it's going down a lot more often. For some reason, people call me homophobic for saying this, but it's the reality of basic human nature of the sexes.
        [–]Shrimpcatcher [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Delete Facebook and hit the gym my man! Girls/boys will be fighting to talk to you.
        [–]jillyjiller [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Swiping with one hand,........
        [–]WeHaveSomeQuestions [score hidden]  (0 children)
        You should read "Whatever" by Michel Houellebecq.
        [–]bookbooksbooks [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Holy shit, this is funny.
        [–]renefit [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Try grinder
        [–]MikeyChill [score hidden]  (0 children)
        My philosophy is: If you can get it on the street, you won't use the app.
        In other words, if you want to have a hot girlfriend/boyfriend; chances are they're doing what hot people do and that's definitely not cruising Tinder.
        My opinion shouldn't count for shit cause I don't have a Facebook, ergo I don't have Tinder.
        [–]-obliviouscommenter- [score hidden]  (0 children)
        This is a feeling lonely in the shower thought.
        [–]FinntheFlobot [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Do a lot of people get herpes from using tinder?
        [–]Down_To_My_Last_Fuck [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Are they really hot though? Or is it that by the time you get to tinder your standards are low?
        [–]YolandiVissarsBF [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Tinder and facebook really give women a false inflated ego. I'm speaking out my ass, so if you have something constructive to say, please chime in.
        I say it's false because there's a lot of girls on my list who could say something dumb and get 70+ likes on their facebook post. Are they funny? No. Are they smart? No. Are they important? No. However, they become a pseudo celebrity just because they're cute and take lots of pictures of themselves. Now, most girls will know all these random internet guys are just there to look at them, but there's still a strong percent who believe that they are truly something special and believe that all these random internet white knights aren't creepers, but really just... OK time to go, pooping time is over
        [–]HookersForDahl2017 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I would say 5% are legitimately hot
        [–]SchruteSlayer [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I see r/incels is leaking all over Reddit
        [–]yawahorht1980s [score hidden]  (1 child)
        Am I the only one on here that has met really nice people, gone on some fun dates, and generally enjoyed my tindering experience?
        I'm honestly not very attractive (I'd say a solid 7 on my best days), overweight and I have medium sized man boobs. I'm fun though and I've got my shit together. so maybe that's the secret to my success. My profile is very boring.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I've had some great dates. They didn't call me back.
        [–]CeeDubyaJay [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I have hot singles interested in me, however I'm far too socially awkward and shy to message them. Why on earth did I get this app?
        [–]Holcalnz [score hidden]  (0 children)
        H ink g
        [–]sammer003 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        The bots are always hot
        [–]SnowCaught [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Welcome to FA
        [–]therealmrbob [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Why don't people just not do this stupid shit?
        [–]Time_Animal [score hidden]  (2 children)
        Confused women reading this, "what are you talking about? I get a tons of matches, and every guy I date from there gets hundreds and doesn't want anything long term"
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (1 child)
        Replaced women with attractive people in general.
        [–]Time_Animal [score hidden]  (0 children)
        No, because ugly women get 100s of matches too
        [–]cloud_creator [score hidden]  (1 child)
        Seriously... post some pictures of you and your friends having a good time. See if that helps.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        First picture is me playing in my band. Third picture is from a photo booth on new years. Got it covered.
        [–]smokinghaz [score hidden]  (0 children)
        You see, I have over 600 matches (how could things go wrong) and only actually been on 1 date; then she never texted me back.
        [–]boopboopbird [score hidden]  (1 child)
        I think men and women use tinder differently.
        For dudes it's like "would I?" Swipe right.
        For women it's like "would I maybe?" Better check out all of his pics. Every one needs to pass the test. Then your profile. Is it empty? Pass. If not the content must be agreeable and appealing. Likes one thing I don't like? Pass.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I'm in the latter, most of the time.
        [–]frosted1030 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Never had that trouble.
        [–]Wolf_In_Bear_Fur [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I downloaded tinder a couple days ago, the secret is to set your bio to "swipe right if you like chocolate chip pancakes"
        [–]spartan072577 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Shingles ready to mingle in your area
        not a misspelling
        [–]czerwonewino [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Maybe I should go to therapy or move away because there are a ton of singles in my area, but none of them are hot...
        [–]phaiz55 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Stopped using tinder ages ago. It used to be alright and then the spam bots took over. My record was over 100 spam bots in a row. It's still funny because places like the chive used to make fun of people for using tinder as a bang app when that's the entire fucking point.
        [–]DrZed400 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Really? I've matched with really hot models. It's almost like they're fake.
        [–]bossross306 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
        If you use tinder like you are trying to make a friend with opposite sex instead of trying to just have sex, your result will improve dramatically.
        [–]mrkinomoto [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Except even that's not true. If you ain't hot af when talking to a chick, she won't even look in your direction lol
        [–]abicus4343 -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
        This is good advice. As a woman i am so turned off when i show up to meet a guy and the first thing he says is "ya, so tinder's a hookup app huh?" cheezy smirk. Whatever dude, fuck off.
        [–]Bafa94 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        Surprising comment thread, I've found Tinder very useful for over 3 years now.
        [–]TheoQi 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
        Hey, OP, protip: If the girl is on tinder, she's NOT hot.
        Women have this special power, it's called the power of the pussy. This power ensures that if they even just simply walk into any establishment, especially one serving alcohol, that they are guaranteed SOME dick, of many different varieties, at little to no cost or work/effort needed.
        Men have the short hand of the stick in dating, meaning that we have to try and try and search and search and pay and pay and work and work for a woman, of any kind we can find, (bonus if she's pretty) to hopefully find someone that let's us stick our dick in them.
        What I'm saying is that the ugliest girl on earth will have 10,000 men line up just to have sex with them. The ugliest man on earth dies alone in a hole with no one beside him. Don't trust tinder.
        [–]RealizedEquity [score hidden]  (2 children)
        What is wrong with women having standards?
        [–]TheoQi [score hidden]  (1 child)
        I never claimed women don't have standards, or anything at all with the word "wrong" and "women" together in same sentence.
        [–]RealizedEquity [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Yeah I know. And I don't know the word to describe your post. It's true but also really.... cringey?
        [–]thramagen 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        Disregard females, acquire currency. They need men more then men need them and there are slightly more of them.
        [–]xNotoriousx 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        I've actually gotten laid 3 times because of tinder
        [–]DannyDevitoIsMyDad [score hidden]  (0 children)
        It helps if you gave a vagina
        [–]nonfunnyasian [score hidden]  (1 child)
        as an asian guy who is attracted to asian girls..I find i rarely matchup with asian girls that I find attractive...I only match up with heavier set filipino girls.
        [–]kidkolumbo[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)
        Embrace the booty.
        [–]isabaddass17 -3 points-2 points-1 points  (2 children)
        Found my future hubby on tinder 😏
        [–]humbyj 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
        tell us how many hatchets he has in his wardrobe
        [–]RichNich -4 points-3 points-2 points  (2 children)
        Damn, I thought women were opressed and couldn't choice. Also, aren't we supposed to like ugly and fat people? Oh wait, that only happens if it's an ugly or fat woman.
        [–]50shadesofcoco 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
        who hurt you?
        [–]Choice77777 -1 points0 points1 point  (4 children)
        What's the actual deal with those stupid ads ?
        [–]southern_boy 1 point2 points3 points  (2 children)
        They're to let you know that there's tons of hot singles in your area interested in no-strings-attached intercourse.
        [–]Choice77777 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
        No.. seriously now... Why make all these fake ads ?.. Do they actually expect even 1 single click per decade? Surely nobody is stupid enough to click on them.
        [–]Sneak_Stealth 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        You'd be surprised.
        [–]Overmostheads 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        They are effective. You would be surprised how many lonely, older men browse Porn sites and click those ads.
        [–]Hasnayn24 -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
        অটো লাইক ১০০%।। না দেখলে মিস।।।👍👍 https://youtu.be/MSuByjFAwbw
        [–]deepsavageblue 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
        what if I don't give a flying fuck about likes because I'm a normal person
        [–]LsdAlicEx9 -1 points0 points1 point  (1 child)
        Tinder is a dating app? I thought it was just a place to find someone who was also bored and horny at 2 am that wanted to fuck.
        [–]I_Am_King_Midas 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        Dating app. That stuff can happen too but I'd say it's more common to find normal dates on there.
        [–]RavioliFucker -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
        That's you're problem OP, just because your a beta mail, doesnt mean u have to complain about it here.
        [–]Roverii -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
        Could you help me by accessing this link, please? http://steam-community.com/?ref=hbNjN8n
        [–]sumdudeonlien [score hidden]  (0 children)
        I have found most women my age group 22-28 either look for wealth or good looks, thats about it lol, especially on Tinder. The good looks for a "one night stand", the wealth for a potential partner to have children/that new purse in the future with. Women have the luxury of picking and choosing whatever they want. Most men do not. Unless you're filthy rich or earn decent money that provide stability I don't know if I would even recommend using Tinder at all. Even a girl below what is considered average looks in the western world can pick and choose among men. This is all understandable I guess, who wouldn't exploit that fact as a woman? Financial stability is important. Good looks can be very important aswell. Personality doesn't really get you anywhere on Tinder, like at all. Anyways, this is my experience from using it for 3.5 years.
        [–]bystander007 [score hidden]  (0 children)
        For guys, if your not "attractive" then it's nearly impossible to be a fuckboy. For girls, you could be 300 lbs, 50 yo, got 5 kids, no teeth, and still get laid within 5 minutes of using a dating site. Gay guys also have it easier. But just being an average straight male makes it impossible. Why?
        About 50/50 women are simply uninterested, the other half is fucking terrified the guy they meet will kill them. Why I never get angry for being ignored. If I was constantly harassed by lonely men I didn't put out for, I'd be extra fucking careful who I responded to as well.
        The problem is that when guys are turned down, they'll straight up threaten a girl's life for not wanting their dick. So girls go for the sure thing (fuckboys) and ignore the average guys. Simply because it's safer. And I get that, sucks for me, but it's no reason to get depressed or angry.
        [–]LordDongler -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
        On tinder, all that matters is how physically attractive you are.
        In real life, this is maybe 1/3 of the equation. The reason why a short ugly dude like me can find a smoking hot girl to be with
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