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Paul Manafort on “Meet The Press” in April, 2016, when he was HARDLY DOING ANYTHING for the Trump campaign.

Did you, in the very early days of the Trump Russia scandal, fall under the impression that former (unpaid!) Trump campaign chair Paul Manafort was the most boring guy in the whole story? Like hey, some of us build ships in bottles, others do weird business with pro-Russia Ukrainian politicians. WHATEVER. But your impression of Manafort as “boring” was clearly ERRONEOUS FACTS, because the AP has a big scoop about how Manafort was in fact paid $10 MILLION A YEAR to work to help “influence the US” for Vladimir Putin’s Russia, because that’s a really normal thing for the campaign chair of a US American presidential candidate to do:

President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, secretly worked for a Russian billionaire to advance the interests of Russian President Vladimir Putin a decade ago and proposed an ambitious political strategy to undermine anti-Russian opposition across former Soviet republics, The Associated Press has learned. The work appears to contradict assertions by the Trump administration and Manafort himself that he never worked for Russian interests.

Here’s a time Manafort denied his ties with Russians, back in January, telling the New York Times any suggestion he had even had “interactions” with the Russian government is a “Democrat Party dirty trick completely false.” Using his verbs this time, he also stated, “I have never had any relationship with the Russian government or any Russian officials. I was never in contact with anyone, or directed anyone to be in contact with anyone.” But maybe he was just lying by omission about a country where everybody who’s anybody seems to be some kind of front for Putin’s regime. It was just this billionaire dude “Oleg,” who happens to be one of Putin’s BFFs:

Manafort pitched the plans to Russian aluminum magnate Oleg Deripaska, a close Putin ally with whom Manafort eventually signed a $10 million annual contract beginning in 2006, according to interviews with several people familiar with payments to Manafort and business records obtained by the AP. Manafort and Deripaska maintained a business relationship until at least 2009, according to one person familiar with the work.

TEN. MILLION. DOLLARS. PER. YEAR. This Russian billionaire dude paid Trump’s first campaign chair TEN. MILLION. DOLLARS. PER. YEAR. And just for hatching a plan to “influence politics, business dealings and news coverage inside the United States, Europe and the former Soviet republics to benefit the Putin government,” as the AP puts it. And in case you think the AP is over-reacting here, it prints a memo Manafort wrote in 2005, to Big Oleg, his Russian pal:

“We are now of the belief that this model can greatly benefit the Putin Government if employed at the correct levels with the appropriate commitment to success,” Manafort wrote in the 2005 memo to Deripaska. The effort, Manafort wrote, “will be offering a great service that can re-focus, both internally and externally, the policies of the Putin government.”

So who is this Oleg Deripaska guy? Oh, just a member of Putin’s very closest inner circle. The AP cites State Department cables from 2006 that called him “among the 2-3 oligarchs Putin turns to on a regular basis,” and also a dude who just travels EVERYWHERE with Putin. Now maybe traveling everywhere with Putin means nothing nefarious — like maybe Oleg The Bow Leg (we don’t know if he has a bow leg) is the only guy in all of Russia with a selfie stick, and Putin just DIES INSIDE if he doesn’t get good selfies.

But it wasn’t all fun and games for Manafort and Deripaska. According to the AP, a 2014 court case in the Cayman Islands shows that Manafort embezzled around $19 million of Deripaska’s money, that Manafort was supposed to invest for him. Grifters gonna grift, you know.

So did Manafort register as a foreign agent for all this work he did? Nah bro, eff that.

And what does the White House think about all this? Well, Mike Huckabee’s daughter and White House spokeslady Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the AP, “We do not feel it’s appropriate to comment on someone who is not an employee at the White House,” because the president never likes to talk about people who aren’t employees, certainly not on Twitter or anything like that. Her hilarious jokester daddy must be so proud of her.

Also, Press Secretary Sean Spicer didn’t want to talk about it, when confronted by NBC’s Peter Alexander on Wednesday morning:

Good messaging, guys. It’s like you’re reading from a script.

But wait! Did Spicer not yip-yap about Manafort during his Monday press briefing, the same day as the Comey hearing that confirmed that Trump ‘n’ Pals are in fact under FBI investigation for their ties to Russia, and also that Trump’s “wire tapp” lies are, in fact, bullshit? Yes, he did! He said Manafort had played a “very limited role” in the campaign — he was merely responsible for “daily operations of the campaign as well as an expanded $20 million budget, hiring decisions, advertising, and media strategy” — in the same breath as he said disgraced foreign agent/former national security adviser Michael Flynn was just a “volunteer.” It’s weird how when really damning news comes out about a Trumper’s bad connections with Russia, the regime suddenly is all, “I did not have sex with that woman.” (SIDENOTE: on Monday night, Nixon’s lawyer John Dean appeared on MSNBC’s “All In With Chris Hayes” program and said the Nixon White House did THE SAME THING TO HIM when he came forward during Watergate. He concluded the Trump White House is in “cover up mode,” and he would know!)

Also, contra Spicer’s insistence that Paul Manafort is just some silly so-and-so, the Daily Beast reported in November that Manafort was right back up in Trump Tower (WHERE HE LIVES), advising the Trump transition team. Did he ever really go anywhere? Pffffffffft.

So, this story of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort getting $10 MILLION A YEAR from a Russian billionaire closely tied to Putin, to do things that benefited Putin’s government, is pretty weird, ain’t it?  As they say on the internet, READ THE WHOLE THING.

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  • BadKitty904

    Why is this man not in prison?

    • dslindc

      I think he would look so good in an orange jumpsuit. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

      • BadKitty904

        The color would bring out his beady little eyes…

    • YoBunnyBunny

      Because we’re about to get busy lockin’ up the messicans and the loco-weed smokers. Priorities! That’s why!!!1!1!

    • Historicat

      As long as he’s not in prison he can still roll over on someone else. Come on Paul – spill the goods!

      • BadKitty904

        Squeal, ya treasonous pig, squeal!

  • dslindc
    • Groundloop

      “Was the president elected during Mr. Manafort’s tenure? NO! No he wasn’t! Therefore, limited role!! NEXT QUESTION!!”

      – Sean Spicer

  • snigsy

    I’d like a job that pays me 10 million to lie. But I wouldn’t qualify because I have a conscience. (And I sometimes humblebrag . . .)

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      I could come up with some absolute fucking whoppers for a tenth of that…

    • Rick Hill

      Idk. It doesn’t seem like the kind of gig they let you walk away from. At east I can’t fugure out why anyone making that kind of scratch put hisself in a high profile position to be put in prison

      • tomamitai

        It doesn’t seem like the kind of gig they let you walk away from.

        I’m sure they’d let you walk away if you “walked” out a window or off a bridge.

        • Oblios_Cap

          They let him walk away with $19M of their money.

          • Lizzietish81

            for now

            Better not order any Jacuzzi.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Walk away from? How do these people react to 19 million being skimmed off the top? Do they just respect him for being enterprising?

  • Zonath

    Manafort: I’m going to say this again, I did not have sexual relations with that government.

    • dslindc

      Later: “Indeed I did have a relationship with that government that was inappropriate. In fact, it was wrong. I need to go back to work for the Russian people . . . er, I mean . . . dammit I did it again!”

  • mailman27

    Righteous bucks indeed.

  • schmannity

    “Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.” 18 U.S.C. § 2381

    • tomamitai

      How does the law determine who our “enemies” are?

      • schmannity

        Start with the one that has at least 1000 nuclear warheads with our name on them.

    • BadKitty904
    • snigsy

      Pfffftt. Who in power anymore even reads such things? Besides, the quotation marks indicate it’s not to be taken seriously.

      • therblig

        “owing allegiance to the United States” – that’s their defense – “I never said that”

    • Rick Hill

      At this point, that applies to a good number of republicans holding office. The ones actively running interference.

    • therblig

      death or not less than 5 years/$10G? does the degree of treason depend on which enemy you sell out to, or what you sell?

      • Liberoid Ron

        Sell out to Daesh – death
        Sell out to North Korea – 5 years
        Sell out to Lichtenstein – $10,000
        Sell out to Russia – Cabinet post

        • Celtic_Gnome

          Sell out to Canada – A dream date with Justin Trudeau.

  • Rick Hill

    Another solid tie to Russia from the trump crowd? Throw it into the pile and move on. Nothing to see. Putin’s a great leader and humanitarian.

    (Soros doesn’t come through with the Ameros. Maybe I can get some Putin bucks instead.)

    • dslindc

      Perhaps you didn’t remember the new cover sheet on your TPS Reports when submitting your expenses to the Soros Paid Protestor Company™.

      • Rick Hill

        Damn lefties and their paperwork!!

      • tomamitai

        Do we need to turn in our RJ-17’s to the guy with the mullet?

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      The thing about this fucking shitshow of an administration is that there is so much to be outraged about it’s easy to lose track of it all. I found that I had forgotten Donnie’s “Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is. I don’t know.” comment.

      Think of that – he made a thinly veiled comment that indicated someone should assassinate his opponent – and I forgot about it! How did this monster get elected!? How the fuck is he still in office!?!??

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Don’t forget the Russian running a money laundering operation from an apartment in Trump Tower. If he’d a been a drug dealer in a two-story, eight unit building, the whole place would be boarded up the moment the judge slammed his gavel.

  • memzilla Ω
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Democrats on the House intelligence committee said the new revelations will feature in the congressional investigations. Rep. Eric Swalwell, D-Calif., said on MSNBC on Wednesday that Manafort should appear before the committee, and he raised the specter of a subpoena should Manafort not appear on his own.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4aa565e1174efc18b53d6d0731b04e44387ed0923e5bb1b073cda95f6faa516e.jpg

  • JMP

    But did he possibly maybe go against some vague minor rules in setting up his email server? That’s the only real crime! Also, there is still evidence whatsoever of any connection between the Trump campaign and Russia, and to suggest otherwise is McCarthyism, plus this is a distraction from the real issue, which is that Hillary Clinton sucked as a candidate because I hated her and I was totally not a complete dupe of Putin who fell for the misinformation designed to turn rabid Sanders supporters against her.

    • Marsupial

      All patriotic ‘Murkins know that the only serious crimes are e-mail crimes.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Anybody who uses the phrase “DemocRAT party” is obviously a dyed-in-the-wool Republican shitbag, and most likely a traitor, also too.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Another member of the intelligence committee, Rep. Jackie Speier, D-Calif., said the disclosure “undermines the groundless assertions that the administration has been making that there are no ties between President Trump and Russia. This is not a drip, drip, drip” situation, she said. “This is now dam-breaking with water flushing out with all kinds of entanglements.”

    Say, you know what else was dam-breaking with water flushing out with all kinds of entanglements?

    • Pilotshark

      the Orville spillway ? :-)

    • schmannity

      Me after some bad seafood?

    • AJ Milne

      A certain infamous subgenre of hentai?

    • PubOption

      The bouncing bomb?

    • Liberoid Ron

      The Johnstown Flood?

    • calliecallie

      Pee Hookers?
      (Or was that the point? It’s not Hitler, I’m pretty sure.)

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    $10 million used to buy a better class of person than a dipwad like Manafort.

    • Mike

      Not so sure about that…they won the election…:(
      And Putin had a hand in it

    • PubOption

      Inflation. Of both money and egos.

  • Reddishrabbit
  • Mr. Blobfish

    Some guy is paying you $10M a year and you still rip him off? Bad hombre.

    • Oblios_Cap

      He was just taking a 2-year advance on his salary.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yeah, I knew those shady influence peddling deals with corrupt Russian oligarchs paid pretty well, but I didn’t know they came with a golden parachute.

    • Crystalclear12

      Hope he doesn’t fall out a window.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Hey, if he didn’t want Paul to take it, he should have nailed it down.

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    Pfft. “It would be inappropriate to comment on person who is not a White House employee.” Unless that person were Barack Obama, or Hillary Clinton, or Meryl Streep or…

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Schwarzenegger, or a random reporter, or British Intelligence, or a “so-called” Federal Judge . . .

      • SweetDeeKat

        …Snoop Dogg…

        • Rags

          Angela Merkel, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong-un, and, of course, Vladimir Fuckin Putin. Oh, wait, do they comment on White House employers? Then maybe Putin is OK.

  • Rick Hill
    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Shit.

    • Oblios_Cap

      denials in 3, 2, 1…

    • Bastards

    • HazooToo

      God fucking damn it.

    • JohnBull

      Damn Obama.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      I can’t upfist this…

    • Liberoid Ron

      Maybe there were laptops in the school that had vital information on them.

  • Marsupial

    Prepare the gallows (with votes?)!!

  • ArgieBarfie

    I’m beginning to think Trump and his goons never really wanted to make American great.

    • Reddishrabbit

      America Russia
      Tomato Tomatoe

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Or:

        Tomato Potato….

    • writersbloc

      The whole theory about “never wanting to actually get elected” seems to make more and more sense.

    • I’ve been getting that feeling as well. Maybe they’re just in it for the money?

  • writersbloc

    The beginning of the middle?

    • Marsupial

      Mid-ending of the beginning, if anything.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Those wacky Russian billionaires certainly seem to have more money than sense.

    But they are smart enough to keep dollars because the rubles and kopecks just aren’t worth much.

    • The Dark Knight

      Don’t most billionaires?

    • Historicat

      Have they been paying attention to what Donnie and the Repubs want to do? They may wish to diversify their holdings with some Euros, Yen, and Yuan.

  • Lizzietish81

    BUT HER EMAILS!!!!

    • The Dark Knight
      • MynameisBlarney

        “She should have run a better campaign!”

        • The Dark Knight

          “She should have listened to why Donald Trump’s message resonated with those in flyover states”.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Well, she maybe shoulda done that….

          • The Dark Knight

            Sure, but there’s a difference between understanding the heart of the problem and pandering to bigots.

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            okay, agreed -we just coulda used her help here in Northern MI…

      • timpundit

        And that laugh of hers!

    • schmannity

      She’s shrill!

      • therblig

        she needed to smile more.

        • Reddishrabbit

          She laughed too much.

        • schmannity

          But she had a fatal syndrome, how could she smile?

        • Marsupial

          Maybe she saw the future.

      • BadKitty904

        PANTSUITS!!1!

        • schmannity

          CANKLES!

    • Reddishrabbit

      She should have smiled more.

    • JohnBull

      And Travelgate!!!

      • The Dark Knight

        And pickelgate.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      Hot sauce!

    • Crystalclear12

      VAGINA

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      VINCE FOSTER!!1!

    • memzilla Ω

      CATTLE FUTURES!!1!!

    • YoBunnyBunny

      BILL CLINTON’S DICK!!!!1!

    • Gayer Than Thou

      She was over-prepared for the debates!!!

    • Reddishrabbit

      Her aides husbands laptop!

  • Mr. Blobfish

    What if the Secret Service runs out of money from trump’s weekend jaunts and rallies? What if da Congress goes, “Tough titty, man” and doesn’t give him any more?

    • dslindc

      There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

    • Rick Hill

      Just saw that they may not be able to work on cybercrimes

      • Mr. Blobfish

        Was reading about that. Holy fucking fuck, this guy.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Manafort’s work with Deripaska continued for years, though they had a falling out laid bare in 2014 in a Cayman Islands bankruptcy court. The billionaire gave Manafort nearly $19 million to invest in a Ukrainian TV company called Black Sea Cable, according to legal filings by Deripaska’s representatives. It said that after taking the money, Manafort and his associates stopped responding to Deripaska’s queries about how the funds had been used.

    Early in the 2016 presidential campaign, Deripaska’s representatives openly accused Manafort of fraud and pledged to recover the money from him. After Trump earned the nomination, Deripaska’s representatives said they would no longer discuss the case.

    Now we know why he was one of Donald’s enablers.

    • Lizzietish81

      “Could whoever has the pot please pass it to the front of the class mmkay?

  • Bill D. Burger

    White House gaggle: “Paul who? Manny…what? Never heard of him. PERIOD.”

  • BadKitty904

    OT: I hate when that happens.

    Pastor Claims Anointed Cake Stopped a Guy from Being Gay
    “The power of God hit him while he was eating the cake.”

    • dslindc

      Pfffft. Where is this cake? I would like to see it try!

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Cakes we do not like.

    • Rick Hill

      “eating the cake.”? I guess it doesn’t count if you don’t call it something gay.

      • eggsacklywright

        Straight guy here. I prefer pie.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          heh heh

    • snigsy

      That’s not the cake we like.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        HA!

        • snigsy

          Stop reading my mind!

    • Sardonicuss

      The power of frosting compels you!

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        Especially if it’s chocolate frosting.

        • snigsy

          With Jesus sprinkles.

      • Rick Hill

        “He so ever who does to the yeast of us, does this as if to my own creamy filled self.”

    • Mr. Blobfish
      • calliecallie

        Does that say “Happy Birthday, Saggy?” That’s not very nice.

    • borninatrailer

      What happens if I, a straight man, eat it? Do I become “super straight” or something?

      Oh Christ, do I move into mom’s basement and become Roosh??

      • Rick Hill

        You become a closeted gay christian

        • borninatrailer

          DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

          • Rick Hill

            If you can’t handle the confectionaries with the big bakers then stay on the porch

          • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

            Zappa reference?

      • eggsacklywright

        Mondo mega-boners all over the place.

      • therblig

        Layer? I hardly know her

    • Mehmeisterjr

      The Devil’s food cake made me do it!

    • timpundit

      Maybe it was just high blood sugar and not the power of God?

      • eggsacklywright

        Angel food, right?

    • wide_stance_hubby

      I’m guessing it is not a bundt cake.

      • borninatrailer

        Bundt is the drag queen of cakes.

        • elviouslyqueer

          And it follows that cream puffs are, by definition, the whiny sissy bottoms of cakes.

        • Latverian Diplomat

          There’s no straight edges on a bundt cake.

    • therblig

      Icing the body electric

    • Rick Hill

      When your gawd is so all powerful you need to rely on baked goods for affirmation….
      https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/ayDNM3V_460s.jpg

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Was it…………….pound cake?….

      • schmannity

        Definitely not red velvet–too tacky.

    • schmannity

      Devil’s food?

    • elviouslyqueer

      I’ve heard of mouthgasms before, but this, um, really takes the cake.

      HEY-YO.

    • So as this ex-Gay is an out and loud Christian why doesn’t he share his testimony. Hmmm?

      Could it be that the Pastor is lying in his teeth

    • Liberoid Ron

      Recipe
      You Will Need:
      Cake Mix
      1 1/4 Cups Holy Water
      1/3 Cup Vegetable Oil (not for THAT, you pervert)
      3 Large White Eggs

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      ANGEL FOOD CAKE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    • Latverian Diplomat

      It’s tough to be gay when you’re in a diabetic coma, maybe?

    • Undocumented Skwerl!

      The cake is a lie.

    • MynameisBlarney
    • puredog

      Though I don’t know exactly what they are, I feel certain this was not one of those cakes we like.

    • Querolous

      Saddam’s yellowcake?

      • BadKitty904

        More like SODOM’S BEEFCAKE, knowwutimean?

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Its’s like getting off of work at McDonald’s and walking across the street to your job at Burger King.

    • Creepoman

      If they both paid . . . hold on as second, divide by 2,000 . . . $5,000 per hour.

  • Hutch
  • proudgrampa

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    *catches breath, uses inhaler*
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • snigsy

      Is this the source of that embarrassing itch?

      • Gayer Than Thou

        *I’m* certainly finding it embarrassing.

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      So it’s not ‘leaking’, it’s ‘oozing’?

  • MynameisBlarney
    • BadKitty904

      But what if an enemy state hacks into our electoral process? Oh, wait…

    • YoBunnyBunny

      “While best known for protecting the president, Secret Service agents
      also investigate cybercrimes, counterfeit-money operations and cases
      involving missing and exploited minors,” the Post notes.

      Well, Vlad & Co. will be happy to hear about this here little development.

      • MynameisBlarney

        This is very likely by design.

      • PubOption

        They have to protect the White House, Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago, and look into Pizzagate, all at the same time.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Wrong? This is great news for all those folks who send out ransomware!

    • TJ Barke

      This is fucking un-real…

    • Mr. Blobfish

      There’s always the Postal Police.

    • Querolous

      Not to worry. Vlad will loan a brigade of Spezsnaz to fix the problem for us.

  • Mike

    Am I the only one starting to think the entire Trump campaign was a Russian spy op…?
    Putin got us good….

    • Creepoman

      Man, he sure punked us good – hoo-boy, the joke’s on us. We get our democracy back now, right?

      • Mike

        Even if we impeached the entire lot of em by tomorrow afternoon I don’t think we’re ever “going back” to the way things were…Orange is the new normal…

    • Anna Rompage

      Was?

      How about is…..

      • Liberoid Ron

        Yeah, it’s not like they’ve stopped.

    • BadKitty904

      Never was a surprise attack on an enemy state so effective, at such a low cost.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      What I’m wondering is, will there be enough smoke to force him out, but never a proper fire? As in, Putin & co. were too smart to leave any smoking guns with fingerprints? If so, hello President Pence. {gack} Excuse me, sorry, barfing.

      • Mike

        Worse yet, I’m not really sure what crime was committed…getting dupes to fall in love with a Russian puppet doesn’t have a lot of case history.

        • Historicat

          Institutional features that were supposed to save us failed dramatically. Our representative democracy has been cratered by Fox News and AM hate radio. I honestly don’t know how we can recover.

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    FAKE NEWS! Russia doesn’t even exist. It is a Democrat lie to take attention from getting beat bigly in biggest LANDSLIDE in history.

    • Reddishrabbit

      Finally real news, not sad fake news! And TRUMP is super rich, like really rich and even with his massive hugh hands he has trouble holding all the money he has because he is so rich!

  • writersbloc

    Man, I was just thinking this morning how it’s been like a good 48-hours without a proper shit storm….

    • AJ Milne

      We _were_ overdue.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        I’ll take it straight in the vein, please….

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    “Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall” will be avenged
    – Vlad

  • Bill D. Burger

    Epic tweets by George Takai. Love it.

    https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/844367643595431936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fentry%2Fgeorge-takei-donald-trump-fbi-russia_us_58d2516ce4b0b22b0d183d36

    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    If an Olympian is found to have cheated, the gold medal is stripped away and given to the next contender.
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    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    If a thief is caught he must disgorge all his ill-gotten gains. He isn’t allowed to keep the spoils.
    44 replies 479 retweets 1,557 likes
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    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    The concerted actions of Russia, in collusion with Wikileaks and in all likelihood the Trump campaign, cost the Democrats bigly.
    219 replies 335 retweets 1,191 likes
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    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    Impeachment is an insufficient remedy because Pence and the GOP should not be permitted to gain office through anyone’s treason.
    149 replies 1,383 retweets 3,303 likes
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    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    The only equitable remedy is to award the other candidate the election, or to hold free and FAIR elections for President.
    161 replies 1,090 retweets 4,297 likes
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    George Takei‏Verified account @GeorgeTakei 15h15 hours ago
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    Until the investigation results in charges or exoneration, this “president” should get no appointments, no agenda, no cooperation.
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    • MynameisBlarney

      If proven that turmp and his minions worked with Roosha to “win” the election.
      Then the BS results should be declared null and void and the presidency should to the woman that actually did win the election.

      • snark-lurker

        That could only be accomplished in the Beltway and there’s more sap in a cucumber than in D.C.

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Grrrrrr…..I smell blood…..

    • snark-lurker

      oops: for a moment read “I smell blond….”

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Maybe Dear Leader can become BFFs with Kim Jong-Un as well as Vlad. I bet there would be some wild parties!

  • Nick Scroggs

    Feckin’ amateurs.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    OT Westminster attacker never got close. White House intruder spent 15 minutes inside WH grounds.

    • Anna Rompage

      If you were part of the Secret Service, would you really want to put your life on the line to protect Trump?

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        I wouldn’t necessarily do it for the Donald, but I would for the integrity and prestige of the Secret Service.

        • Anna Rompage

          I have a feeling that many people in the Nazi party/military said the same thing about protecting Hitler…

          • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

            It’s just that the next president will be a Democrat and I would want to protect the integrity of the office. Donald can go shit himself all too well by himself, he wouldn’t need me asleep at the switch.

      • Creepoman

        Man, I wouldn’t take a speeding rain drop to protect his ass.

      • snark-lurker

        Nope: potty breaks back-to-back till all clear

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg

    Do you guys have ANY idea how hard it is for an outsider in Europe to keep up with all of this? Goddam!

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Now you know what it’s like to be an American.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        I knew what is was like when at Seaworld I was asked to stand up for the US Army and sing the national anthem while we were expecting to just see a dolphin show.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Have you enjoyed xtian music in a Walmart yet? Now, that’s Americana!

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            I don’t know what xtian music is and I am afraid to find out.

          • puredog

            Be afraid. Be very afraid.

          • Reddishrabbit

            Well, not in the Wal-Mart’s in Texas were those China’s soldiers are waiting for Nobama to order them to Jade Helm Texas!

        • Lance Thrustwell

          Well, they were American dolphins, I’m sure. Or naturalized, anyway.

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            THey were from Miami OF I recall correctly.

    • Crystalclear12

      Rookie mistake trying to keep up.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      Just hit the tips of the waves…

    • Lance Thrustwell

      We’re Americans! When we do treasonous intrigue at the highest levels, we do it with gusto!

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “$10 Million? You can get a bionic super agent for just over half that!”
    — Steve Austin (not the Stone Cold one)

  • Rick Hill

    You know, Obama didn’t have to be so right on the money when he said our Republic was in jeopardy

  • chortlingdingo

    How are these greedy fuckers even real?

    • Chris Mattson

      They are real because they are REAL greedy!

  • elviouslyqueer
  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Even Manafort’s own daughters seemed to recognize that he is a complete shitbag.

    • BoziSpicer

      Guess he didn’t share the wealth.

  • george gonzalez

    You know, that’s bad, but then there’s something that’s almost 2,000 times worse, numerically: that $19 billion that is being funneled through shell companies to someone who is definitely not one of Trump’s buddies. As proven by us being shown the outside of that Trump lawyer’s passport.

    • Pierre_de_Fermat

      The matter of Russian Mob connections has been brought up off and on. The standard joke about organized crime in the old USSR was about the KGB and “who do you think organized them”. There are rumors of money laundering and the like. Nothing definite has ever shown up. But the smoke never goes away.

  • Crank Tango

    Nice work if you can get it.

  • Latverian Diplomat

    So, this was a well kept secret. Great job, American media.

  • Chadwells
    • Roman Elazar

      We’d be lucky to have someone so statesmanlike as Futurama’s Nixon Parody as president right now.

  • Crystalclear12

    10 million a year, nice to know how much America is worth.

  • Pierre_de_Fermat

    Fun stuff from Schindler:

    //twitter.com/20committee/status/844586586268454914

    When does running interference 4 the White House become involvement in a criminal conspiracy 2 mask foreign espionage?Asking for a friend.— John Schindler (@20committee) March 22, 2017

    Team Trump "just happens" to be crawling with people possessing weird, shady & possibly illegal ties to Putin's Kremlin — including POTUS.— John Schindler (@20committee) March 22, 2017

    Manafort has long looked like an RIS agent of influence. In CI terms he now looks like a straight-up Kremlin agent.https://t.co/JqQya8AxSb— John Schindler (@20committee) March 22, 2017

  • AJ Milne

    I’ve really no idea what the spin/excuse cycle is gonna contain… This… This is a bit too outside the usual madness.

    … but I’m pretty sure, sooner or later, _someone’s_ gonna say: ‘… yeah, but, see, when you adjust that for inflation…’

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Crank Tango
      • therblig

        it’s treasonous turtles all the way down

      • chortlingdingo

        Why do all Republicans seem to make that same face? Is it like an “I’m trying to show that I’m ashamed when I’m actually incapable of feeling shame at all” expression?

    • BadKitty904

      Then she calls for impeachment?

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Did you see her rant on the healthcare debacle? It’s pretty excellent. She’s fired up!
      https://www.facebook.com/ElizabethWarren/videos/vb.38471053686/10154622493583687/?type=2&theater

    • Liberoid Ron

      Not that we NEED more, but it’s good to see a pol who actually, you know, does her job.

  • tihond

    Wikileaks is combing through their archives to find something to deflect from this. Look for the “Hillary once only tipped 15%” leak from them soon.

    • BoziSpicer

      What about that time during her campaign where she ate a lunch AND SHE DID NOT PAY!!11!1

    • Blackest Noobs

      at least she does tip, Trump is the kinda person who says do me right and i’ll tip you big but then stiffs the waiter on the check because he’s Donald Trump.

      pretty much anyone who has ever worked in the restaurant biz knows this….guys like Trump NEVER tip…not 15% not 20% more like no %

      • idiotboy

        Ain’t that the truth.

      • Historicat

        More like they expect to be comped for the meal because they’ve deigned to eat your food.

  • Jennaratrix

    According to two separate people I argued with on faceplace in the last couple of days, this whole “Russia thing” is just a “distraction” from the real issue of how lucky we are that Hillary isn’t president because HER EMAILS.

    • Crank Tango

      Demoncraps lurve them conspiracy theories, meanwhile Nobama was born on the moon and Hillary has child sex email pizza parties.

    • Red Bird Ω

      Is it just me or are the kids using the word emails as a code word for vagina now?

      • Jennaratrix

        Pretty much.

    • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

      Nixons approval rating was around 23% when he resigned. That means about 1 in 4 people still supported him. In another wards, there will always be idiots and you’re wasting your time.

      • Jennaratrix

        Well. Argued might be a strong word; one was a civil discussion with people I actually respect, the other was laughing at A Idiot. Both were fun; as for wasting my time, I’m always open to hearing other points of view from respectful people, and shut it down if it becomes obvious that that’s not what is happening.

        • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

          Sorry- most of my civil discussions with conservatives seem to turn into arguments these days. I’m open to ideas, but I never seem to hear anything but well worn talking points.

    • Paul

      Head desk head desk…

  • rubikcube

    Gee maybe sometimes you CAN judge a sleazy, bloodshot, treasonous crook by its cover…

  • Reximus

    So you get Manafort’s CV on your desk…says right on line 1 “have spent the last 8 years working for pro-Putin forces in Ukraine, getting paid tons and then laundering said funds so as to pay no taxes, might have helped make a few annoying dissidents disappear too”.

    Do you burn this CV or do you hire this guy as your Campaign Chairman?

    What. Do. You. Do

    • Well, if we’re gonna play F/M/K, I’m going to need 2 other names…

    • Latverian Diplomat

      Call Ivanka, ask her what she’s wearing?

  • Lance Thrustwell

    If this is how damning the recorded communications look, How much worse were the unrecorded (by Americans) conversations?

    • AJ Milne

      … so urine trigued?

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I’m just soaking it in.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          I get the micture…

      • Doug Langley

        It would be a golden opportunity to find out.

      • Nockular cavity

        A wee bit, yes.

    • Sardonicuss

      There is a reason every congressman who talks to Comey behind closed doors comes out looking like they are going to hurl.

  • Shibusa
    • therblig

      another wedge issue?

  • Professor Fate

    In light of this I think someone needs to suggest that having Tillerson going to see Putin is a trip that needs to be postponed until things are a bit clearer visa v the whole Trump Russian connection.

    • Notreelyhelping

      And whether he might be skipping the country.

      • Liberoid Ron

        Has anyone checked to see if he bought a return ticket?

  • onedollarjuana

    “Aluminum magnate”? Unpossible. Aluminum is not magnetic.

    • Nockular cavity

      MAKE ALUMINUM GREAT AGAIN!

      • The Wanderer

        Aluminium. There. Great again.

        • Nockular cavity

          Go back to England commie!!!!!

          • Lance Thrustwell

            The Wanderer probably drives a Jag-you-are.

      • Alcoa? Is that you?

  • Nockular cavity

    Umm…is that, I don’t know, legal?

  • WiscoJoe

    Pretty much my current mood as relates to current events:

    http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/The-Shining-CIA.gif

  • OrG

    What is this? RUSSIA?-Red Neckerson

  • TundraGrifter

    “Grifters gonna grift, you know.”

    Don’t judge.

  • Blackest Noobs

    Republicans…so fucking dumb….you guys really are super dumb. You knew all this baggage beforehand and you still went all in with this jag-off.

    the Machiavelli/Tzu choice would have been to take a knee on the 2016 election and work on finding a better candidate to be President but NOOOOOOOOO you had to continue your strategy of win at any cost…..well it seems like it’s now gonna cost you tons in 2018 and 2020 and 2022 and 2024 and 2026 and 2030….well that if the dumbfuck Democrats capitalize on this…..so there’s still hope for you Republicans even though the rope you’re hanging yourself is getting all the shorter.

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Well most non American westerners thought that after the election of Bush we would never see another Republican president. Then he got re-elected. And then the biggest financial crisis happened after Obama was in office but everyone knew this was the result of Dubya being in office. Nevertheless Obama made it through and America’s economy has recovered yet here we are discussing the worst president ever coming from the GOP so don;t get your hopes up too bigly.

      • Blackest Noobs

        dude not even Republicans are super happy with dipshit….he went to Congress to get them to vote for the shitty health care law only to lose MORE Republicans votes.

        these things, as all things, tend to reach a zenith, and they slide out of existence….something as big as the Republicans doesn’t get undone by just one President ( Junior) it takes years of neglect to do so…..death throes are just around the corner.

        • Robbertjan Brandenburg

          I’m there hoping with you you are right.

  • Treg Brown

    Regarding the pending Republicare vote:

    “I’m not going anywhere. This bill isn’t going to pass.” – Joe Biden 3/22/17

    This made me well up.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Loved John Dean’s response when asked by Chris Hayes to compare the Watergate scandal with what’s going on in the Trump administration:

    Hayes: “You said Watergate was a cancer on Nixon’s presidency. You were right. How do you compare that with the various Trump scandals?”

    Dean: “Well, Watergate was a cancer on the presidency. Here, however, the entire Trump presidency is a cancer on the country.”

    ~boom goes the dynamite~

    • I am liking this version of John Dean

      • Lance Thrustwell

        He is still underestimating just how bad Nixon and his administration were, however. Suppose that’ll never change.

    • Shibusa

      No wonder GOPers want to eliminate America’s healthcare.

  • Doug Langley

    Great work if you can find it.

  • ThePuckStopsHere

    It’s okay. He didn’t accept a salary from CNN when they hired him as a political commentator after Trump fired his ass from the campaign last summer. It’s all good. (This is probably not true. He probably was paid handsomely by CNN which, other than Jake Tapper, sucks donkey balls hard.)

  • Shoto

    Manafort seems like a good candidate for federal law enforcement officials to squeeze. How about a reduced sentence in exchange for information? Sing Paulie, Sing!

  • azeyote

    what’s it gonna take these days to get tried for treason ?

    • BadKitty904

      Not being a Republican.

    • Blackest Noobs

      a Democrat controlled Congress…well…maybe…you know…cuz they’re Democrats.

    • OrG

      Being a Democrat?

      • therblig

        stop reading my mind!

    • snark-lurker

      I donut know if our Fed’s have the moral juice to do that.

    • OrG

      BJ from an intern?

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    Awww – are all the little snowflake lie-bruls crying because the big, bad GOP are working for Russia? What’s the matter snowflakes – can’t stand to see a big, strong, REAL leader like Putin make America look stupid, pathetic and weak on the world stage?

    “Waaaaa, waaaa, I want my representative democracy back. Waaaaa.”

    What a bunch of Constitution-hugging, pussy liberal crybabies.

    /s

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      You should post that over at Infowars or Dead Bortfart and see how many thumbs up you get.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        I was just thinking that. Give Poe’s Law a workout.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        1) I can get no further than Red State; my stomach can’t take the further reaches of the Reich.

        2) Fuck them all with a (metaphorical) rusty hammer and sickle.

  • Paperless Tiger

    You want $10 million for that?

    How about if I throw in complete control of the American government?

    Done!

    • Historicat

      The injury is that we were sold out; the insult is that they sold us out so cheaply.

  • fawkedifiknow

    Since Trump had no idea until yesterday that Lincoln was a Republican, I find it eminently plausible that he didn’t know Manafort was his campaign manager for 6 months.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    It’s also good to remember that the only Republican presidential campaign since Nixon that Manafort has not had a leadership role in is Mitt Romney’s. This isn’t a Trump problem, this is a Republican problem.

  • Jonny On Maui
  • Red Bird Ω

    As the resident Blackologist, I’m just going to point out that there is a very distinct odor of what I’ll call international white supremacy coming from this whole Russia thing. I would even say that it is the main reason for all of the “unique” alliances that we’re finding out about.

    • The Dark Knight

      It is weird how many alt right neo-Nazis seem to worship Russia as some final bastion of western civilization…even though the Nazis in the 40s considered “Slavic” people inferior.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        Strange how a concept that’s essentially bullshit in the first place (“race”) is hard to really pin down, ain’t it?

        • puredog

          Who knew how complicated it was?

      • Even though Russia itself does not consider itself western at all and would take offense were you to say that they were.
        No, really.

      • Red Bird Ω

        Amazing or convenient? There was a time when Russian culture was considered too Asian. But they have pale skin so???

      • TJ Barke

        Regressive fascists of a feather flock together.

  • goonemeritus

    Obama did wear “Mom jeans” that one time so neither Party is blameless here.

    • The Dark Knight

      Best comment.

    • Nockular cavity

      Never forget.

    • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

      Also, too, EMAILZZZ!!!!11!!! and BENGHAZI!!!11!!

    • Jennaratrix

      BOTH SIDES DO IT!

  • boyblue122

    Grab your ankles Flynn, you are next apparently

    https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/844594463200759815

    • snark-lurker

      Yeah yeah yeah, wake me when they do something about that treasonous fuck Flynn

  • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

    I guess I’m most disappointed not by how purchasable our elected officials and presidential advisors are, but for how *little*; $10 million a year is pocket change in a national budget, and most senators and congressmen can be bought off for way less.

  • goonemeritus

    Carl Rove doffs his cap in silent admiration.

  • Ryan Denniston

    In retrospect, we should have realized that when Trump said all 3 million illegal voters voted for Hillary, he was projecting and what he really meant was that all of his campaign staff was working for Russia. Funny though, treason applies to everyone!

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Congressman Labrador from Moscow, Idaho says leave me out of this.

    • Nockular cavity

      He can go back to Labrador, then!

  • snark-lurker

    At some point our way of government will collapse under the weight of so much Executive corruption and treason. We need a hero.

  • puredog

    Not gonna read the whole thing, too busy chanting LOCK HIM UP!

  • boyblue122

    Nunes probably needs a change of underwear right about now. He was on Drumpf’s transition team

    https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/844595776726683649

    • I am very curious about this. Does Canada need to donate handcuffs?

      • ariel_gee_398

        Can you just hold on to our budget, nukes, and healthcare system while we sort this out?

        • HogeyeGrex

          Don’t forget the Supreme Court.

          Hey! Maybe there can be a SCOTUS of Canada!

        • NellCote71

          I volunteer to hold onto Justin, FOREVAH!

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        Handcuffs, maybe not. Mounties, OTOH…

    • Bill D. Burger

      Nunes should not be heading up any investigation as someone who is that closely linked to TrumpCo. He needs to be replaced.

    • “collected info about Americans associated w the trump transition team”
      …as opposed to the NOT americans associated with the trump transition team, Nunes?

    • Jenny

      He claims Trump was illegally recorded and is heading to the white house to make a big distraction.

      Reality: holy shit need a distraction from Manafort and a cover story so I am not implicated in this too!!!

    • Jennifer R

      Considering how close Nunes is to poots himself he ought to be scared.

  • UPDATE:

    Trump calls story “fake news” because he was told magnates don’t stick to aluminum.

  • BMW

    No excuse for this Russia stuff passes a smell test.

  • SayItWithWookies

    You know you’re being paranoid when you’re just seeing Russian agents everywhere. Except now. Holy fuck. Could the non-pod-people in the Assmouth administration please stand up?

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Assumes facts not in evidence.

      You don’t know that there ARE any non-pod-people in this administration.

    • boyblue122

      Mattis and McMannis maybe?

      • SayItWithWookies

        You mean Mattis and McMasters, the new national security adviser? Yeah, they’ve each got a reputation for telling it like it is, so I’m betting they’ll be gone fairly soon.

    • C4TWOMAN

      For those of us who grew up in, near, soon after the Cold War, this is an eyeopener. It never looked this bad when the right was bleating about Commies under people’s beds.

  • Jenny

    Lock them all up!

  • nightmoth

    Why don’t these “America First” gigolos work with our own Italian-American Mafia instead of the Russian Mafia? Traitors!

    • Bill D. Burger

      Fuckers even shipping those jobs abroad. America First muh’ azz’!

    • The Dark Knight

      Well as an Italian American, technically the Italian American Mafia has sold out to the Russians too. You know, Rudy Giuliani, Joe Arpaio, Carl Paladino etc.

      • Sardonicuss

        Pussy, Big Pussy, Pauly, Jonny two times, Little Jonny two times, Vinny the nose, Vinny the ear…..

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty

      • nightmoth

        Good point.

  • Sardonicuss

    Doesn’t Manafart basically jump up and fly to his Dacha every time anyone so much as mentions “Russia” in his presence?
    This guy is ripe for the FBI sqeezin….

  • anwisok

    Y’know, if my parents hadn’t raised me to be honest and empathetic, I coulda maybe done big things, also too. Hell, I coulda been a Teabagging Televangelist, even!

    Instead, here I am with “self-respect.” Can’t even buy a cup of damn coffee with that shit!

  • OrG

    Um….is there enough space at Leavenworth?

    • Mr. Blobfish

      They’re adding a Trump Wing.

      • Doug Langley

        “Hey, Donnie . . . how would you like to spend the rest of your life . . . in Kansas????

    • wide_stance_hubby

      Trump Tower becomes a high-rise prison?

      • cheetojeebus

        Send Snake Pliskin in to get the kid.

      • georgiaburning

        Go medieval and do like the English. Put a fence around the Tower, with spikes to hold the severed heads of traitors.

        • wide_stance_hubby

          Classy. The most best ever.

        • Teecha

          The heads were displayed on spikes on tower bridge, rather than at the Tower of London, so that more of the populace could see the traitorous bastards.

          My second favourite medieval punishment was to be hung drawn and quartered, with the quarters sent to different gates of the city.

          • georgiaburning

            Thanks for the correction, that’s even better

    • BadKitty904

      Exile them to the gulags in Siberia.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    I am experiencing much tingling in my bathing suit area now.

    • cheetojeebus

      You want an antibiotic cream and a moisturizer and stop with the too vigorous onanism.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        “Stop doing that–you’ll go blind.”
        “It’s ok, I’ll stop once I need glasses.”

        You know what’s funny? I heard that old joke from my mother some 30 years ago!

  • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet
    • BadKitty904

      Send Paul to prison.

      • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

        Won’t happen, but I’m not opposed to sending these people to Gitmo.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Both sides do it. This is a conspiracy. Hillary did Benghazi and killed Vince Foster. Rachel Maddow can’t shut up about Russia…oh look! Squirrel!

      • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

        Sad but true. Frankly, i wish more people wouldn’t shut up about Russia. It’s been a big deal wince about this time last year because it is insanely important.

        It’s not a partisan thing to any of us. We’d all feel the same way if it was one of our own involved.

  • Jenny

    Also 10 million a fucking year?!?! And he has all sorts of property mortgaged and refinanced. So is he bad with money or was it a way to launder dirty money from the Russians??

    10 million a year for saying nice things about Putin.

    Ahem. Putin, you’re the best!!

  • Bill D. Burger

    Let Cletus interrogate Manafort. Make him squeal….

    http://memecrunch.com/meme/7TVJ1/squeal-like-a-pig/image.jpg

  • Ryan Denniston

    I suspect this will be appearing a lot over the months ahead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

  • Jenny

    Also the fuck happening at Parliament?? Terrorist attack!

    • Which Parliament?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, according the fearless cheeto in chief, there’s some “News” happening in London.

      I’m sure it’s nothing.

    • Teecha

      4 dead now. Life changing injuries for others.

      The Met police asked people not to post images of the injured on social media. Filthy right wing tabloid rag ‘the sun’ is using these sorts of images as click bait on its website. Cunts. I’m not providing a link because I never give page clicks to the sun or the daily fucking mail on principle. Not do I give them capital letters. Cunts.

  • MynameisBlarney

    While Gorsuch was testifying.
    The Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY said he was wrong.

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141735079

  • Martini Ambassador 🍸

    You can’t buy quality projection like this at any price. But we get it for free!
    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/844536984647467009

    • BadKitty904

      The Republican Party could put movie octoplexes out of business with the amount of projection they’re doing…

    • boyblue122

      Accuse the enemy that which you are guilty of

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      That is IMAX 3D quality projection.

  • Rick Hill

    Senator Warren questioning incoming Labor Sec on enforcing laws to prevent poisoning employees. Silly Billy, when companies have dead peasant life insurance policies, of course they’re going to allow poisoning your employees.
    http://www.businessinsider.com/is-there-a-dead-peasant-life-insurance-policy-out-on-you-2011-11

    • OrG

      If someone has a life insurance policy on me, I wanna fucking know about it.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Bill D. Burger

      Never thought I’d cheer so heartily for a gaggle of Tea Potty Putzes.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/199fe4c65d3cb9588df5643d58d3b63e22738827165861b72e7a2c56d8845fbe.jpg

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        They are Putzes, but they are consistent.
        Three things can happen in the House tomorrow:
        1. They can amend the bill to a point the Senate will never pass it.
        2. They can vote on the current bill (it will fail to pass).
        3. They can postpone the vote.

        All three are bad for Trump and Ryan. And good for everyone else.

    • boyblue122
      • Undocumented Skwerl!

        Wow, you mean bullying will turn people against you?

        • puredog

          When I read about the 37% Collusion puffing up his chest and trying to bully pols far more seasoned than he, I thought: This is not going to play well for him.

      • wide_stance_hubby

        Once again proving that he is Number One at being Number Two!11!!

        • Meccalopolis

          Stomp your hands and clap your feet

      • Crank Tango

        Government should be run like a business…by a guy who frequently bankrupts his businesses.

        • Proof that Trump voters are delusional morons – the guy holds some kind of record for going bankrupt or being sued by creditors! This was not a secret!

      • AJ Milne

        … not yet sick of _this_ ‘winning’, anyway.

    • ariel_gee_398

      It’s nice to be able to take a break from feeling terrified that our electoral system has been compromised by foreign influence and completely broken down and laugh about the fact that our political and legislative systems have completely broken down.

      • MynameisBlarney

        Good times….good times…

  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    These people are making Ollie North look downright saintly.

    • Rick Hill

      I’m telling you, Satan is watching trump and starting to update his resume.

  • bookish
    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      It’s good to know they know how to prioritize.

    • Riley Whodat Venable

      Kitten feed link is dead now. Trump has no shame, and very thin skin.

      • cheetojeebus

        I think it was killed by toomush traffic.

        • cmd resistor

          It was impossible to get on this morning. Someone said she should do a go fund me for more bandwidth.

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Great. How the fuck am i gonna pussy-scratch his face NOW?

          • cheetojeebus

            You didn’t say that out loud while you typed it did you?

        • Riley Whodat Venable

          Maybe. I’m thinking she may have shut it down to avoid trouble.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          I didn’t even go there – I thought it was a Rushin trap!…

    • hendenburg2

      You know it’s written by a Brit because they spell “practice” with an “s”

      • Teecha

        We only use the s for the verb form. Don’t you do that?

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          We don’t know. Americans forgot how to spell two years after the introduction of texting.

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    So when will we hear “I did not take money from that Russian”?

  • Manafort

    No girls allowed in the pillow fort. Perfectly normal.
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/d684cebf19be45eef923c79cdf0ddf4f/tumblr_mhgk2izMFC1rbgtp2o1_500.gif

  • mfp

    nice story we have here about another trump-russia connection…be a shame if something like a tairist/not-tairist attack happened somewhere in the world to bury it

  • UnsaltedSinner

    You know, it’s hard to make sense of the things we’ve learned about Manafort and the other Trumpkins’ relationship to Russia. About as hard as figuring out this:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01176f78c4ef87a0438654cf3fb3784dca3c36e3fca4959246e5fa797afcb507.jpg

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      “I’d like to buy a vowel” – Typical Trumpkin

    • capnkrunch

      NAKED DESIRE?

      • vh

        oooo. thats smrt.

        • YoBunnyBunny

          Totes obvious, amiright???

      • Sardonicuss

        Nope. Needs an E and an I.
        A Streetcar NEKID Desire.
        Famous movie. Had Marvin Brado in it…

        • Msgr_MΩment

          Exackly. It would have to be A STREETCAR NALED DESIRE. If you’d ever met Desire’, you’d understand.

    • vh

      this is hard.
      a street car naled desire? makes no sense why would a street car nale desire?

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Persistent Tennessee Rain

    Is it too much to hope that Republicans will finally start doing their jobs because they know that if they don’t, eventually they will not be able to scrub the stench of this adminstration from themselves and will never hold elected office again?

    • Marceline

      Never happen. As we speak these people are moving hell and high water to pass legislation that will kill members of their base.

    • Blackest Noobs

      well it’s already beginning to happen….after Trump tried to rally them to vote for the shitty healthcare law, it ended up with fewer supporters than before Trump got actively involved…and actively involved meaning he just said a bunch of nonsense.

      • cmd resistor

        Haha, who was that GOP guy yesterday ranting about what masterful dealmaking he was doing in that meeting?

    • snark-lurker

      arrogance blinds them

    • OrG

      Let ’em go down with the ship,says I.

    • mfp

      yes

  • Nick Scroggs

    is it open thread yet?

    • snark-lurker

      i color outside the lines…sometimes

      • Blackest Noobs

        “I’m coloring outside your guidelines
        I was passing out when you were passing out your rules”

    • ZangoCrudmonger

      Sure. Let’s toss Comey and bring in this guy for the investigations into Russian collusion: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a5cc74719594ccc236271d8c8a2a44cb1e2fc3448b4acb187f26869d0f233f30.jpg

      • My attorney is the doppelganger of Columbo. Tis a thing of beauty to witness the art of one-more-thinging it in the courtroom.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      Sure! Here’s some Happy Nice Time! Trae Crowder on the View! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN43NvEKTRI

      • wide_stance_hubby

        A treasure.

        • Persistent Tennessee Rain

          I lurves me some Trae Crowder. His take on the “bathroom bill” should be mandatory viewing because he just absolutely nails it.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        “They’re desperate for something to believe in” really does capture a big part of the Trumpanzee phenomenon.

  • Bill D. Burger

    Turnip be all: “I set the Freedom Caucus straight. They’ll do what they’re told now.”

    Tea Potty be like:

    https://media.giphy.com/media/135jxcz1f4Q7CM/giphy.gif

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Jennifer R

      Fingers are outside of the trigger guard, fake.

      • Blackest Noobs

        and it’s only one white guy (there should be two white guys). as if we give an Asian a gun.

        we got enough grief from some little Asian guy with missiles.

  • Bill D. Burger

    ot but it looks like ‘he’ just found out: “Some big news….”
    I’m sure “bad hombres” and “mean dudes” will follow.

    “Some big news having to do with London just happened,” he said in front of White House pool reporters.]

    https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/844577324339204097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ftalkingpointsmemo.com%2Flivewire%2Fdonald-trump-london-attack-some-big-news

    Hope they told him it was in England, or he will start talking about just visiting Kentucky, close to the city of London, and wishing them well.

    • BigBoppa ~ Résistent

      Assumes Trump knows the name of any city that doesn’t have a trump owned property.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Right next door to Bowling Green, where they’re still mourning that terrible massacre.

    • Rick Hill

      His concern? If he can use it to get his agenda passed

    • cmd resistor

      So far I saw a headline saying he called May but story wouldn’t load. Also, too, Tillerson sent some thoughts and prayers.

    • therblig

      this is england, i would hope he’d at least say, “dastardly chaps”

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Ivanka has been on the phone with her Canadian boyfriend to ask how we can help out the Ontarioids.”

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “Never forget to remember to forget what you remembered to…….forget in the………..I really like….this is a good one, English…………to remember”…

  • Nick Scroggs

    On another note, my cats are going to drive me to drinking. I have one paper left, and my cats keep jumping on my desk. One’s even trying to eat some paper clips and scraps , and a pen, and is in a biting mood. can hold him back for commenting, but not 5 pages.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Have you tried Benedryl?

      • Nick Scroggs

        Not that kind of holding back, I mean physically keeping his had away form my fingers.

        • weejee

          Did he get into some other meds?

    • snigsy

      Mine stretches out between me and the keyboard. Cats gotta do what cats do.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        A wrist rest is good for preventing carpal tunnel syndrome.

        • snigsy

          Yes! He’s soft and squishy. (And warm and purrs.)

    • snark-lurker

      got a tennis racket?

      • Nick Scroggs

        No.

        • weejee

          Then perhaps a sand wedge?

          • eggsacklywright

            Mashie. Niblick.

    • Shoto

      Your cats are doing important kitteh jerbs. For a better US America.

  • Nounverb911
    • weejee

      And they likely never burn their non-encrypted burner phones. Use them for years, too, also.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • ZangoCrudmonger

    Franken questioning Gorsuch (Seat Stealing Sumbitch) on arbitration clauses now.

    Go Team Al!

  • Lizzietish81
    • Sardonicuss

      Is Patton going to be a regular on this? That would be awesome.

      • Lizzietish81

        Yes.

    • Nick Scroggs

      Felicity Day’s voice just doesn’t seem right for a Forrester.

    • I never got over my Joel Hodgson crush. ♡♡

    • JohnBull

      Awesome!!!!! Packers won the Super Bowl!

    • gamera23

      What’s wrong with my mouse? I can only upvote this once!!!

  • BigBoppa ~ Résistent
  • Bill D. Burger

    Breaking: Trump pee tape:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=panWeojLJ_0

    (btw: True: There are rumors aflyin’ about that a copy of the ‘real’ thing is up for sale in Europe to highest bidder. Matthew Rosenberg of the NYT says he is, of course, skeptical and calls it probably ‘yellow noise.’ ) ~snicker~

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    State income taxes on TEN.MILLION.DOLLARS.PER.YEAR. could really add up, if you live in a state that’s not Florida. Maybe enough to motivate some states-that-are-not-Florida to investigate whether the sleazeball was living in a state-that-is-not-Florida.
    When you work to benefit a murdering tyrant, there’s really nothing awful that can happen to you that I’d regard as excessively awful.

    • snark-lurker

      Excellent idea!

  • Nick Scroggs
    • snark-lurker

      i can haz a jerb there?

    • Msgr_MΩment

      I’ll be in my bunk.
      Working on my resume.

  • Undocumented Skwerl!

    Stop the pressers! A

    http://www.kare11.com/news/local/mpls-sues-rehab-addict-star-nicole-curtis-over-blighted-property/424578083

    Mpls. sues ‘Rehab Addict’ star Nicole Curtis over blighted property

    • wtf? “He will do everything in his power to keep me from finishing this property?”

    • FlownΩver

      You mean to say reality show performers don’t meet their commitments?

      Cue Captain Renault.

  • Nick Scroggs
  • MynameisBlarney

    Maybe this is simple enough for turmp voters to understand.

    http://i.imgur.com/TYfyOka.jpg

    • snigsy

      Too many words.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Has picture of lady-person on it, can’t look

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      FAKE NEWS!!!

    • OrG

      Then again,maybe not.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Perhaps if it could be boiled down more and put on a bumper sticker?

    • TheGrandWazoo2

      Spicer deflecting Manafort’s Russian connections to Clinton campaign people at presser. Shocking!

      • Shoto

        Good luck with that, Spicey.

      • sgt. jmk of the résistance

        Could they be any more predictable?

  • Fartknocker

    If I was offered $10 million/year and all I had to do was register as a Foreign Agent for some rich Russian guy, I think I could do almost nothing for a year and then quit – and pay my taxes. The telephone calls would be fun: “Sorry Dimitri but I’m in the 4 Seasons in D.C. drinking the best Russian Vodka and watching this old, fat guy with a hair cut that looks like it was done at Super Ferret World being pissed on by some hookers. I’ll expense it and send you a report soon.”

  • Lance Thrustwell

    You know what I wonder about the whole Phone Tapp thing?

    Why did Trump say something in the first place? Even if Obama or the DOJ were somehow recording their communications, he obviously has no physical evidence of it. That means that someone whispered that in his ear.

    Whoever that was, d’you think they’re really on Team Trump? Or Team Putin, for that matter?

    There’s so much intrigue going on at the White House right now, it’s like reading a spy novel in slow motion.

    • It was Fox News. No really.
      They had a guy on there who said a thing in order to twist and deflect and Trump repeated it.
      I swear I am beginning to think Fox News is there not for the base, but for ONE audience member.

      • Lance Thrustwell

        He really is that stupid, isn’t he.

        I just can’t seem to accept it, still.

        • It’s hard to accept for the simple fact that he is the leader of the USA in the 21st century. Somehow, someway, Americans managed to let this happen.
          Was there a collective blackout?

          • Not for at least 3 million of us.

      • gamera23

        He is a very brilliant legal guy. So it’s no big whoop to repeat everything he says.

        Besides, FoxNews doesn’t have freaks and clowns on the air just to grab ratings, as if!!

        • cmd resistor

          Although didn’t he get sent on an indefinite leave?

    • Indivisible Snark Tank

      He needed something big to shift the conversation away from Jeff Sessions lying to the Senate during his confirmation hearings (and it worked). Now he needs something even bigger to shift the conversation away from what turned out to be a real shitstorm of a “distraction”.

      • pstockholm

        The deflection will get bigger and bigger, until “war”.

  • Carpe Vagenda
    • rofl, oooo is Nunes deserting the ship now that the Manawhatever laundry got aired?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        He seems to be halfheartedly floating that it seems like EXCESSIVE LEGAL SURVEILLANCE, but essentially he’s got nothing. He’s off to brief POTUS before he speaks to the ranking D. I guess to distract from the Gorsuch getting unanimously slapped story?

    • OrG

      Wasn’t nunes part of the transition team? Ruh Roh.

      • Carpe Vagenda

        which is interesting, since of course if he was the subject of an open investigation related to the matter his committee is investigating he has to recuse himself.

        • OrG

          You would think so.

    • Tio_Doidinho

      Can’t find the link for it, but this “nothing to see here folks” line is being aggressively pushed today by Russia Today and Sputnik News.

  • CeeQ

    Trump Twitter meltdown imminent. Threat level = whatever colour means OMFG WTF ARGH!!!!!!

    (At this point – I really expect Hillz and Donald to be on SNL this weekend announcing that we have all been punked and let this be a lesson to you! Don’t elect fascists!!! And now over to you, Madam President.)

    • The Witch of Endor

      I keep hoping this is an elaborate April Fools joke.

      • CeeQ

        Me too. It is grotesque.

      • cmd resistor

        Well, if it is, we have just a bit more than a week till it is over.

      • teele

        I keep hoping I’m in a coma after a freak accident, and that any minute someone will say “she’s coming to!” and when I clutch at the nurse and croak “who’s the President,” she will smile at me and say, “that’s right, you’ve been out for a long time — it’s Hillary Clinton, of course!”

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae688657ebfb033588755b5ab07f0146c7ffa97618c806215cb8f0d9e2c9ad19.jpg

      VET YOUR CANDIDATES!”

      -J. Walter Weatherman

  • cmd resistor

    I bet there is a secret dumbwaiter between Manafort’s apartment and Melania’s spare closet.

    • Bill D. Burger

      The strain is really showing on that poor thing. Even in her official First Lady portrait.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/55e4c87d488a57247c56be970f2be8daf966c1b9ce4f99a0f51e129b2c08a102.jpg

      • OrG

        Crazy Eyes.

        • Bill D. Burger

          “Melania,” a family source alleges in the new issue of Us Weekly, “does not keep hidden from everyone around her how miserable she is”… even on the rare occasions when they sleep in the same city. “They have separate bedrooms,” says another Trump insider. “They never spend the night together — ever”…Upset with the former reality star for trapping her in a life she despises, “Melania wants as little to do with Donald as possible,” explains the family source.

          • Wild Cat

            This is actually typical among the “upper classes.” It’s common and vulgar to share the same bed except for mating rituals to produce Lucky Sperm Club spawn. The WH has a seperate bedroom for the President and for what should be, the first First Gentleman. But a stolen election—the third since 2000, ruined that scene (and basically US democracy) forever.

          • UnsaltedSinner

            Donald must have forced her to sign one hell of a prenup.

          • Sheepshagger

            My god. I have something in common with her.

          • Bebecca

            Shocking, he seems so lovable.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            “Vladdy, I told you I’d make this happen, and I did, but now you can’t expect me to have to touch him. Seriously.”

          • Toomush_Inferesistance

            Plus, the pee tapes…

      • Wild Cat

        “The Moaning Skanka”

  • Bill D. Burger

    Spicy is on admonishing those GOP naysayers to ‘get on board’ and ‘now is the time for you to act’….PERIOD.

    Let me speculate: Tea Potty: “Fuck You!”

    • They are desperate to accomplish anything

      • Bill D. Burger

        They are pulling out all stops and promising anything. The final press is on. It will be close and interesting to see if the FC caves. Doesn’t look like it right now….but…. ‘Tomorrow is another day.’

        • Rags

          A new $54 billion in sweet, sweet defense contracts for home districts buys a lot of votes.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            Are they for coal-burning ships? Because two birds etc…

  • Nick Scroggs
  • Reximus

    The record-setting inauguration crowds would have so enjoyed this:

    “Trump’s inaugural committee asked Pentagon for military vehicles to parade around on Inauguration Day”

    The Presidential Inaugural Committee “is seriously considering adding
    military vehicles to the Inaugural Parade,” a Pentagon official wrote in
    an internal email dated Dec. 13, 2016 acquired by the Huffington Post.
    “The conversation started as ‘Can you send us some pictures of military
    vehicles we could add to the parade,’” the official wrote.

    http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/trumps-inaugural-committee-asked-pentagon-for-military-vehicles-to-parade-around-on-inauguration-day/?comments=disqus

    • snark-lurker

      i was told there would be tanks
      *pouts & stamps*

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      Well, it’s what his fans and supporters are used to:

      http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2011-05/photo_verybig_128071.jpg

      • Msgr_MΩment

        I have the strangest boner right now.

        • WotsAllThisThen

          Great. Now my underwear is irradiated and nobody will come near it for the next 10,000 years.

    • Trump……tanks….
      Has a familiar ring.

    • TJ Barke

      Because insane parallelism with past fascist dictators could have been stronger…

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “If not some pictures, please to be sending blueprints of vehicles, yes? Dasvidany..ahem. Thanks”

  • Nounverb911

    The gaggle seems to be gaggling away…
    https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/844613529835618304

    • Shoto

      Baghdad Bob ain’t got shit on Spicey.

    • OrG

      Extreme Vetting sphincter!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      Trump had the sandbox rezoned and started putting up overpriced sand-condos until the teacher told him to cut it out.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        No, no, he collected money from the other kindergarteners, then never built any condos but kept their money.

        • stubbornirishlass

          No, no, he built the sand-condos with Russian sand, then didn’t pay the contractors, then sold them to oligarchs, who never stayed in them even once, for twice their worth.

          • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

            Yes, yes, of course, I forgot, Russian sand. Did the oligarchs use U.S. taxpayer dollars?

    • Bebecca

      pretty hilarious from a group that think the two year refugee vetting process is insignificant.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      “That Kristallnacht was AGES ago–what next, a little bicycle accident from grammar school?”

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      “Why, that’s almost before the “Grab ’em by the pussy” video – how do you expect Donald to think that far back?…”

  • gamera23

    Geez, if I was paying somebody $10M/year to promote my country’s interests in another country I’d at LEAST expect him to run the campaign and advise a presidential candidate who is also invested in my country, or at least up to a time when folks got too close to the truth. Or he embezzled millions from me. Or BOTH hahaha!~!

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • Nounverb911
    • gamera23

      All of them Katie!

    • pstockholm

      “Donny, we got 653 took the envelope and another 544 who winked, and later we heard from their people. I counted twice to be sure.”

  • Msgr_MΩment

    $10 million.Yeah, but what’s that in pee hooker rubles?

    • Shoto

      And besides, Manafort needs at least $5 million / year to keep him in hair dye. Hey, he’s got expenses!

    • Lance Thrustwell

      The whore-diamond-to-hooker-ruble exchange rate is determined on the ‘orange market’.

    • Martini Ambassador 🍸
    • AJ Milne

      In related: much as I appreciate the possible significance to a centuries-old democracy and critical geopolitical player, and to its long-suffering citizenry, can I at least request that, once this is wrapped, I _never_ again hear ‘Trump’ and ‘sex tape’ in the same sentence together, ever?

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Okay, but if you hear “orange weenie”, close your ears.

        • AJ Milne

          (… I’ll also accept ‘Orange you glad we agreed to warn you.’)

          • Msgr_MΩment

            “Knock, knock.”
            “Who’s there?”
            “Orange.”
            “Stop right there!”

      • Teecha

        What if we say ‘home-porn’ instead?

        • AJ Milne

          … also iffy.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Are you saturated?…

        • AJ Milne

          … just find it a drain.

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • Chadwells
  • Hairstrike Alpha

    Oh sure, Manafort was an illegal foreign agent but did he have a private email server? Lock. Her. Up.

    • Bill D. Burger

      And did he murder Ben Gazzara?

      • gamera23

        And did he make white water?

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Did he want State Department communications to be MORE secure? SHRILL!

      • Persistent Demme

        UNLIKABLE!
        (Or, she’s a gurl!!)

    • WotsAllThisThen

      There’s no evidence of any pizza connection here.

  • Meccalopolis

    Hot stuff in the city

    • Wild Cat

      What if I prefer a Mungo Jerry song?

      • Teecha

        Argh! You’ve given me ‘in the summertime’ as an ear worm!

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      LOL! Kristol dragging Trump for a while now. Weird, but I’ll take it.

  • YourNameHere

    That AP article stopped just short of stating this dude’s proxy, Gates, is in the White House right now in all caps. I don’t get how people (not Wonkette people) missed that?

  • Nounverb911
    • Martini Ambassador 🍸

      Except I just read that Flynn didn’t fill out the ethics paperwork that the Trump team drafted. But besides that, nothing to see here, don’t worry about anything, move along…

      (Honestly, I’m not sure an ethics pledge from the Trump team carries much force. They’ve proven that ethics is the least of their concerns.)

      • cmd resistor

        We can’t talk about Flynn anymore either because he is no longer in the WHite House.

        • Martini Ambassador 🍸

          Damn, the rules, they be tricky!

        • WotsAllThisThen

          We all know Trump’s strict policy of never talking about anyone who isn’t working in the White House.

      • JParkerSD46

        First of all, Trump actually had an ethics form??? And B: my guess is that such an ethics form would simply say “Got Ethics: Yes/No”. Guess how Manifort, Flynn, Spicer, HuckaSanders, Conway, all Trump spawn, any Cabinet nonimee (shall I go on?) responded.

        • Toomush_Inferesistance

          “I’m thinking! I’m thinking!”…

    • boyblue122

      The Drumpf form specifically asks if youve ever worked for Russia. Extra points if you say yes

      • AJ Milne

        __ Are you now or have you ever worked for a criminal organization?

        __ Would you like to?

    • OrG

      Short answer : No.

    • therblig

      every American form?

    • chicken thief

      Follow question should have been: So are there multiple forms or multiple foreign lobbyists?

    • SayItWithOtters

      Obviously none of these people are filling out “forms,” because there wouldn’t be a single security clearance granted among the lot of them if they were.

  • Nounverb911
    • NastyBossetti

      Name one.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        You just beat me to the punch but narcissistic as I am: Good for you having my train of thought.

      • boyblue122

        he promised his hardcore base a deportation force…thats about it so far

        • Persistent Demme

          But he said they would be “humane.”
          Not so far…

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        How long till Spicer will say that in MAGA, Great was in brackets?

        • boyblue122

          Dont listen to his words, look inside his heart to what he really meant

          • Robbertjan Brandenburg

            I’ve searched but I could only find a pack of batteries.

          • teele

            No, that’s Big Dick Cheney, silly!

          • AJ Milne

            (Looks…)

            (Shivers…)

            (Screams…)

      • WotsAllThisThen

        He said we’d be sick of all the winning.

        • NastyBossetti

          I don’t even know what “winning” looks like anymore.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          I’m certainly sick of all his whining. Maybe that’s close enough.

      • Flashman

        He said he would date his daughter. Promises made, promises kept on that one.

      • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

        Does Rick-Rolling count, somehow?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Okay, now let’s look at Nunes….

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      Not at all a “lone wolf,” look at the color of his skin

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Trevor was. Abu not so much.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      This dillweed was born in England – I wonder if Il Douche will find that out before he Twatters about how his ban will ensure that It Can’t Happen Here.

      • Robbertjan Brandenburg

        Almost every terror attack is done by home grown radicalized peeps. One of my former professors asked me to look up every Terrorist attack in Europe because we are still in close contact for research he was doing and since I have had some time on my hands, I gladly obliged. Turns out: Almost every single terrorist attack in Europe are home grown, very limited were trained in ME.

        • Gary Charound

          Great. Now we need a wall on the border with Maine.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Travel ban on all native born citizens!

      • And throws down the gauntlet to every self respecting home grown radical.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      DAMMIT!!! I really had fingers crossed it wouldn’t be a Mooselamb :(

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    Waitaminute, waitaminute… I’m having flashbacks here… something something Paul Manafort something something Republican National Convention something something platform committee something something sanctions against Russia something something changing the party platform something something…

    Whew, that brown acid *was* bad…

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      I know! Something something Crimea… it’s all JUST FINE, they SHOULD take Crimea… it’s not at all the same as when they come to “reclaim” Alaska from THIS sovereign country…. I need to go back to bed now…

      • mardam422

        Well, it has CRIME in the name. Who wants that, anyway?

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          I swear, this is probably exactly what they thought.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

    • Robbertjan Brandenburg

      Something something, treason, com-plete.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Of course that was only a minor volunteer role. Trump never even met the guy!

      • Bongstar420

        I’m sure trumpski loves volunteers. Free labor

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Several people confirm that it was the Orange Shitgibbon himself who saw to it that the platform was changed. It was the ONLY THING he cared about enough to get involved with – and so important that he personally attended to it.
      This is the one fact that convinces me he’s guilty as fuck.

      • yyyaz

        Orange Shitgibbon is worst acid ever.

  • YourNameHere

    The important part of this is not the contract. It’s the 19 million dollars he took and didn’t deliver on that he was going to be sued over until he got on Trump’s Dick.

    • WotsAllThisThen

      Didn’t deliver? He handed Putin the White House, didn’t he?

      • YourNameHere

        The $19 million wasn’t for that. It was for investment purposes that Manafort didn’t make. In theory when he was threatened with being sued and other things, he agreed to run Trump’s candidacy the way he had for previous republican candidates. The Russians accepted this offer.

        So yes he did but that may not have been the original delivery.

    • SayItWithOtters

      That takes some serious balls, to try stealing money from one of the innermost oligarchs. He should stay away from windows and stairs.

      • YourNameHere

        He probably decided he knew enough that it was bribe money. They disagreed.

      • Bongstar420

        Why aren’t the oligarchs avoiding the windows and stairs? Does it have anything to do with their opposition to “income inequality” which is not proportionate to human aptitude given equal opportunity?

  • BreakingDeadMen

    Don’t do the Crimea if you can’t do the time

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    I can’t keep up with all this shit any more.

    https://youtu.be/0FICPDWXA0U

  • Me not sure

    Dear President Putin,

    I have influence at a certain very popular mommy blog and recipe hub here in the USA.
    I would be very happy to push any sort of bullshit agenda that you want for a mere fraction ( 1/10 ) of what you have been paying Manafort. Also too, the management here is willing to roll over and have their stomachs scratched if you are willing to blow another 10% their way. Think about the savings. I eagerly await your response. I know you’re watching.

    Your Potentially Obedient Servant,
    Me

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      Stay away from open windows.

      • Me not sure

        … and soup that glows in the dark.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          And fourth-floor hot tubs.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Man, I really don’t understand this guy’s economic anxiety. I should take a road trip through America’s Heartland[tm] and find out.

    • CanadianSCOTUSCaptainHowdy

      Please remember not to be intolerant, judgmental, or condescending. That would really bother him.

  • Duke

    What I want to know is how did Trump and Manafort come together?

    • yyyaz

      Pooty sent Donnie a glowing letter of recommendation.

    • chicken thief

      Careful timing of the release of the hooker pee?

    • SayItWithOtters

      Roy Cohn, before he got all gross and covered in AIDS and then Trump never heard of him.

    • Bongstar420

      $$$

  • Robbertjan Brandenburg
    • phoenix00

      Badass

  • mfp

    only slightly OT…but uhhhh…..if i’m not totally off base here, i think rep nunes (r, traitorville) just committed a felony on national Tv

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    So…according to the AP, Manafort has lots of experience on how to: “influence politics, business dealings and news coverage inside the United States, Europe and the former Soviet republics to benefit the Putin government’. Funny…that’s EXACTLY what happened right here in the US this year! Hmm, I wonder how that could’ve happened? Scumbags sold us out. I don’t understand why more Americans aren’t enraged over that fact.

  • teele

    Off topic, but tied in, sort of… One of the sites I visit (I think Raw Story) has been having ads for Ed Schultz showing up all the time. I wanted to listen to a podcast this morning, and having exhausted my usuals, thought, “hmm, haven’t heard old Ed Schultz in a long time (not since Air America days, truth to tell), and I should give him a listen.” After about 3 minutes, during which Ed gushed about what a nice guy Gorsuch is, and what a great deal the health care bill is, I’m all like “WHAAAAAA?” So I stopped the podcast and looked up Ed Schultz, and discovered he’s working for Putin (well, RT) these days, and I’m still all like “WHAAAAAAA?” Holy crap, look away for 10 years, and people sure can change.

    • Edith Prickly

      It’s amazing what people will do for large amounts of dirty money. “My soul?? Sure, take it! Yay, munneez!!

      • Bongstar420

        Thats where you mistep. There is no soul in the transaction.

        They are just doing what anyone does. Sure, it pays good. Why not? Its just the daily slog at the saw mill. Workin for money. It doesn’t matter if the boss is an incorrigible douche, and the owner is second to darth vader. What matters is how nice my house is and how jealous the poors are for it.

    • Mike Steele

      Ew.

  • rubikcube

    “Manafort? Was that guy a dick or what?” – Donald J. Trump, Paul Manafort’s former er um..’boss’

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Republicans are so horrible that they don’t even like each other. That’s the only thing I can think of to explain why they are so willing to sell out America.

  • Debra Dassow

    Thanks Comey, for making sure we focused on Hill’s wedding plan emails and not this totally terrifying crap. Do people not know who Putin is?

    • Bongstar420

      He is a great guy according to trumpski

      Way better than Obummer.

      • Keith Taylor

        As I recall, when Trump had it pointed out to him that Putin is a crooked thieving tyrant who has inconvenient people murdered, he answered with a light laugh, “Hey, at least he’s a leader.” And of course he likes Duterte too. He probably thinks to himself at night, “If only I could have everybody who criticises me murdered. Stupid constitution. Stupid legal system.”

    • CanadianSCOTUSCaptainHowdy

      can will

  • Traitorous sleaze

    • BadKitty904

      For starters…

  • Scooby

    So Spicer can still comment on Putin, right?

  • mardam422

    Well, he did say he didn’t work for the “government” of Russia. He didn’t. He worked for a billionaire who wanted him to help the “government” of Russia. That’s a big difference, if you’re asking me.

  • Panika MCD

    and exactly how many of Man Fort’s previous hires remained on the campaign after he left? is it possible that any of them represented Ol’ Egg calling in some favors?

    in other news, that’s not a Man Fort. this is a MAN FORT:

    http://c8.alamy.com/comp/AE92X8/15-man-pyramid-on-bikes-the-royal-artillery-flying-gunners-motorcycle-AE92X8.jpg

  • Bongstar420

    90% income taxes for multimillionaires.

    Problem solved….that is unless he was not acting for the money

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Lock, I don’t know, somebody up?

    • Zyxomma

      AOT,K.

  • Mike Steele

    So many dead/near-dead Russian whistleblowers, including one who was due to testify before the recently-deposed Preet Bharara. Jeez Louise, Cheeto, no damned wonder you brought Ivanka into the West Wing as your food taster!

  • Keith Taylor

    Holy mackerel, I said, awe-stricken and naïve. As you vile snark Wonkette people have asked before this … is there ANYBODY on the Trump team who hasn’t performed perverted illicit sex with Russian hookers or done perverted illicit things with black Russian money? The answer is looking consistently more like, No, Virginia, there is not a Santa Claus. Or if there is, his secret identity isn’t Donald trump.

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