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OK, maybe not a room at the State Department...
Oh yeah, and there’s also that thing about how he’s Putin’s buddy.

The State Department would just like everyone to know that Rex Tillerson still loves NATO like anything, and he doesn’t mean any insult by skipping out on a meeting of NATO member countries’ foreign ministers early next month. It was just one of those scheduling glitches that happen when you’re a busy secretary of State with a hollowed-out department, OK? And it would definitely be wrong to read anything into the tiny detail that, a few weeks after he blows off the NATO meeting, he’s headed off to Moscow. If it helps any, the White House announced Tuesday night that President Trump will attend another NATO meeting in May, so everybody just stop it with the talk about the Trump administration preferring Russia over our European allies. Who are big deadbeats that owe bigly for their own defense, by the way.

Tillerson can’t go to the April 5-6 NATO meeting in Brussels, you see, because he wants to be in Florida for Trump’s visit with Chinese President Xi Jinping set for April 6-7 at Mar-a-Lago, where there will be important golf diplomacy to do. And then sometime later in April, there’s the Russia trip, and Tillerson wouldn’t want to insult our good friends the Russians by hanging out with our allies in Europe, now would he?

Besides, it’s no big, since Tillerson will see a lot of the same foreign ministers this week in Washington for a series of meetings about fighting ISIS, which is almost as good, isn’t it? Except for the part where it won’t actually be a NATO meeting. But we’re still really good friends, and Tillerson has promised to sign Germany and France’s yearbooks, even. That meeting in Washington isn’t especially reassuring to people who follow NATO closely, though:

“Meeting with [foreign ministers] at the Anti-ISIS coalition gathering or a G-20 does nothing for NATO, an organization that is earnestly seeking U.S. guidance on how to adjust its agenda,” a Republican foreign policy expert, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told [Foreign Policy].

Some people — haters, probably — think Tillerson’s skipping the NATO summit and then trotting off to Moscow may be sending an unfortunate message. In a written statement, Rep. Eliot Engel, the top Democrat on the House Foreign Affairs Committee, called Tillerson’s absence from the NATO meeting

a grave error that will shake the confidence of America’s most important alliance and feed the concern that this Administration is simply too cozy with Vladimir Putin […]

I cannot fathom why the Administration would pursue this course except to signal a change in American foreign policy that draws our country away from western democracy’s most important institutions and aligns the United States more closely with the autocratic regime in the Kremlin[.]

He’s probably just jealous that Rex Tillerson gets to go to Mar-a-Lago and Moscow in the same month, with some naps in between.

Reuters also got some hot gossip from a “former U.S. official” who thought the affair sends the wrong message.

“It feeds this narrative that somehow the Trump administration is playing footsie with Russia,” said the former U.S. official on condition of anonymity.

“You don’t want to do your early business with the world’s great autocrats. You want to start with the great democracies, and NATO is the security instrument of the transatlantic group of great democracies,” he added.

We bet it’s John Kerry. Or maybe Colin Powell. Or Bill Clinton. Or some other former U.S. official. They’re all out to get Trump, you know. And sure, maybe blowing off NATO might look bad, especially after all the times Donald Trump slagged the alliance during the campaign and said we might not defend NATO members who Trump thought hadn’t paid enough dues (which isn’t even how NATO works, but whatever). Then there’s the still-unverified “Steele Dossier,” which claimed that, as part of its collusion with the Russian cyber-attack on the 2016 election, the Trump campaign agreed to complain a lot about our NATO partners instead of Russia’s annexation of Crimea. But that last one is still not verified, so we shouldn’t mention it, no no no.

Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, who had the great timing to be testifying before the House Armed Services Committee on “America’s role in the world” Tuesday, said Tillerson’s absence from the NATO meetup sends “a most unfortunate signal,” but added that it was probably more of a SNAFU than a snub:

I would blame it on schedulers. I do think that is part of the problem. He will have met with a lot of ministers in other venues, but given the discussion that’s going on about NATO, I think it’s an unfortunate scheduling problem.

Jim Townsend, a former Pentagon official for NATO policy under Barack Obama, said the NATO screwup was probably the result of scheduling mixups in a deeply understaffed State Department (Trump has yet to appoint a deputy Secretary of State, two months after taking office), combined with the Trump administration’s lack of interest in NATO except as a foil to complain about.

But don’t worry, Europe! Now that the administration’s getting some flak over Tillerson’s blowing you off to party with China and Russia, even TrumpWorld is slowly beginning to act like they care about you and want to be in your selfies, so everyone is now busy making nice and talking about how important the alliance is — NATO and USA BFFs you bet! The State Department says it’s working really hard to find alternate dates for a NATO meeting, and President Trump is totally going to go to that meeting in May, so there’s all sorts of “strong support” for NATO, that’s for sure, no matter what Trump Tweets about NATO members needing to spend more on defense before he’ll really love them.

Everything’s fine with NATO. And when the group photo is taken, those smiles won’t look the least bit forced, not one bit. Tillerson will want to be really careful when he finally does attend a NATO summit — we bet they short-sheet his bed, then sneak into his room while he’s sleeping and dip his hand into a glass of water so he’ll pee.

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  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    This is totally fine – Europe can look forward to Russia playing chess all over the lands, while the US sits pretty waiting for their dues.

    • PubOption

      The Russians are playing chess, the Americans are playing poker, and don’t forget that Trump can lose money running a casino.

      • Jim Johnson

        How exactly does one lose money owning casinos? Boggles the mind.
        This does not sound like a “successful” businessman.

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        The Russians are playing chess, the Americans are playing poker, and the Dampnut administration is playing Candyland. We are so fucked.

        • Querolous

          The Russians are playing chess, the Americans are playing poker, and the Dampnut administration is playing mumbletypeg and the knife keeps finding Hair Twitlers foot. We are so fucked.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      More like, “Risk.”

  • dslindc
    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      Lets all remember this.

      Truly the grace of a competent administration…

    • Chadwells

      “I’m gonna hire the BEST people….”….HAHA!!!

    • Mpeg

      Shorter wifespeak:
      “*nag,nag,nag,nag,nag*YESYOUWILLTAKETHISPLUMJOBOFFER”*nag,nag, nag, nag, nag OMGWE’LLGETTOSLEEPINTHELINCOLNBEDROOMnag nag nag…

  • Chadwells

    T. Rex is tired from governmenting. Poor little sissy pants.

    • dslindc

      Very low energy. SAD!

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      Hillary Clinton would like to have a word with T.Rex

    • Jim Johnson

      Is he lacking in stamina?

  • Marion in Savannah
  • Nounverb911
  • Crystalclear12

    OK, someone needs to take the Trump administration aside and explain optics.

    Use small words and bring pictures.

    • Rick Hill

      You don’t interrupt an asshat when he’s making a mistake.

      • Crystalclear12

        So that’s why no one ever interrupts Trump.

        Gotcha!

    • PubOption

      That would be a waste of time, Trump can’t focus on anything for more than a few seconds.

  • Amelia

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/george-takei-donald-trump-fbi-russia_us_58d2516ce4b0b22b0d183d36?loifb7cf07efm9529&

    George Takei, speaking for us all. Would say OT, but Tillerson’s bullshit makes it more relevant than ever.

    • Persistent Tennessee Rain

      He is way more eloquent about expressing why Pence shouldn’t be allowed to become president than I have. The problem is that that leaves us with Paul Ryan.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Kiri the Paid Protestor

      Of course, because it looks bad for the president to be seen spending a lot of time screwing off. I don’t know why they bother trying to hide it, though.

  • Rick Hill

    Almost as though they have an adenda of their own, not that of our country. But that would be unthinkable, right?

  • persistently_resistant_gayby

    Anyone miss the “Binders full of women” reference….

    In hindsight, whoever said that needs to be awarded the Nobel Prize now..

  • puredog

    Geez, sheeple, it’s Obama’s fault that Tillerson is missing the meetie with NATO. When are you going to wake up?

  • Proud Liberal

    When do we get a new election? I feel like we are living in the Twilight Zone.

  • persistently_resistant_gayby
  • Chadwells

    OT: In other news….YAY!

    “Art Supply Sales Jumped in January, Thanks to Protest Signs, Report Says”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/22/business/signs-art-supplies-protests.html?partner=rss&emc=rss

    • Msgr_MΩment

      See? No need for an NEA! Invisible hand of the marketplace.

    • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

      Trump is creating jobs in the poster and marker industry!

    • The Rain in Spain’s Therapist

      At first I read that as Air Supply and thought, “Awright! A comeback!”

  • Blackest Noobs

    isn’t funny how such strong white men are afraid of dudes and dudettes who write newpaper articles….ah their achilles heel…the FREE PRESS.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Tillerson can’t go to the April 5-6 NATO meeting in Brussels,…

    Send Trump to Brussels instead. https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aW6EWE3_700b.jpg

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      What a golden moment…

      • Msgr_MΩment

        Once again, America is pissing away all its political capital.

        • persistently_resistant_gayby

          He was showered with 46% of the votes from Americans..

          • Msgr_MΩment

            How do you like those leaks now?

  • orygoon

    My father was a mild-mannered air force pilot, and not dogmatic, but I feel like I grew up pledging allegiance to NATO. I am starting to think I have lived too long, or more likely, won’t live long enough.

    • Proud Liberal

      I know I certainly won’t live through Trump’s presidency, unless he resigns or is thrown out of there. 4 years seems like an eternity to me with him as President.

      • orygoon

        IK, R? I almost won the internet record of the day yesterday for most uses of fuck* in one post, and I have severely cut back on profanity for Lent. These fucking guys!

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          You and me both. My swear jar is bigger than my savings account now.

          *a worthy record to shoot for, btw. I saw that post. I was envious and proud*

      • Pilotshark

        yep, it has not even been 100 days, feels like a live time.

      • orygoon

        Mr. Goon, my dearly beloved, is actually a generation older than I am and just “celebrated” milestone 84. He is pitifully resigned to not seeing us come out from this travesty. It’s a fucking heartbreak.

  • memzilla Ω

    Dear Mr. Tillerson:
    Here, have a snack. For energy.

    Sincerely, 63 Million Americans (at least)
    . https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06368738318baaef9dadec806ba6326211fa9fc4736e747ffc25ae77596b6f6e.jpg

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      Please give the ones that have been left out in the sun…

      • Little Lulu Ω

        With the mayonnaise-based dip.

  • MynameisBlarney

    There’s got to be a way from keeping him from going.

    • Proud Liberal

      By asking him to get a brain? I don’t think we understand just how fucked the American people are. Time is running out.

      • MynameisBlarney

        No.
        By telling him me may be arrested for treason when he gets back.

        • Proud Liberal

          The crooks are the jailers at the moment. Republicans don’t care a thing about the law unless you’re a Democrat.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Trump will probably resign before the trip anyway.
            Then who will be looking out for ol’ Rex?

          • Proud Liberal

            Pence is no better than Trump. We might as well admit these next 4 years are going to be a living hell.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I’m sure Pence will want his “own” people.

            Sure, pence is a dominionist prick.
            We know how to fight that, and win.
            Teh turmp is unstable and unpredictable. WWIII at worst, alienating our closest allies and causing a 2nd Civil War at best.

          • The Witch of Endor

            I’m not sure we’re coming back from this one. I wish I could believe that I’m just being paranoid, but it’s clear this country is damn near evenly divided between those wanting equality and fairness and those who just want theirs and anyone else’s they feel don’t meet the purity test.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I ain’t giving up yet.

          • The Witch of Endor

            And it’s Wonketteers (like you) and others that keep me from giving up completely.

            Honestly, don’t pay too much attention to me today. I’m in one of my funks.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Anytime!
            And don’t worry, you’re not alone. I get into some deep blue funks sometimes as well.

            It’s how ya know you’re human.

          • The Witch of Endor

            <3

  • Chadwells
    • Those two were both stoned as motherfuckers while filming that scene.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Sounds like Tillerson will need many, many naps to keep up with that schedule. Remember John Kerry and Hillary constantly begging off from diplomatic obligations because they were “fatigued”? ‘Cause I don’t.

    • Proud Liberal

      They took their jobs seriously. Tillerson said he only took the job because “his wife” said it is his duty. You got to be fucking kidding me.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        “When in God’s name are you finally going to get around to cleaning out that garage, fixing the hasp on the cabinet door, and selling out America to the Russians?!”

        • mancityRed6

          Since he was gonna retire, it was probably more like, “oh hell no. no way are you gonna be lounging around here all day getting under foot!”

      • JohnBull

        His wife wanted more shopping sprees in Prague without having to pay for them.

      • Bebecca

        god told her he needed to do it.

      • Celtic_Gnome

        Ms. Tillerson’s duty is to lay back and think of England. So, why do all of us have to get fucked to fulfill his duty?

  • MynameisBlarney

    LAWL!!!

    “The emotional arc of trump supporters in one gif”

    https://twitter.com/eclecticbrotha/status/844083918060032004

    • persistently_resistant_gayby

      They’ll be left with more than just burns…

      • Blackest Noobs

        they’ll be left with less insurance than without obamacare or with it. like A LOT OF THEM.

      • YoBunnyBunny

        Hooo-booyyy!!! Will they be shocked when they learn TryanCare don’t cover that.

    • Weevie

      Look, if Madonna and Katy Perry can get it right…
      How is it that this gene pool still exists?

      • MynameisBlarney

        The documentary “Idiocracy” explains it all too well.

        • You see, I hate Idiocracy for that reason – it thinks stupidity is genetic, and you know who else thought certain people should be forcibly removed from the gene pool? Stupidity being genetic runs against every liberal ideal of democracy and equality.

          • MynameisBlarney

            I didn’t mean it like that at all.
            I was thinkin more along the lines of the stupid people reproducing like rabbits.

          • But that assumes stupid people necessarily have stupid babbies, which is eugenics. Poppy Bush had Dubya, to give one example, while I don’t hear that Einstein’s parents were theoretical physicists. You know who does reproduce like rabbits? Poor people, because contraceptive costs + low education. Which is why (although a funny movie) the backstory of Idiocracy is very close to Ayn Rand thought.

          • MynameisBlarney

            GAH!

    • Iron Monkey

      Good thing for doofus that terminal stupidity isn’t classified as a pre-existing condition.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      I laughed uncontrollably. My liberal self was disgusted with myself because this person probably suffered severe injuries, self-infllicted though they were, but I still fucking laughed. Uncontrollably.

  • Undocumented Skwerl!
  • Painter of Swedish Tragedies

    Well, with the level of competence shown in staffing and scheduling priorities, I’m beginning to understand how Trump could bankrupt a casino.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      If he can bankrupt a license to print money like a casino, the sky is the limit on his ability to fuck things up.

    • Weevie

      Their logistics policy is simple, “Do shit!”

  • Chadwells
    • Proud Liberal

      Yeah. Fuck that. He’s proven he won’t be.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Has he been watching the same guy we have? Honestly…WTF?

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    When Trump gets to NATO, they’re going to be all like, discommendation for you, asshole.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/617aa4129f6f707ee18fc62417ae3877e1827a661c8dc5a5f886e5f9822f69b3.jpg

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Can’t wait for the NATO meeting? What makes you think it’ll go any better than Merkel?

  • Scooby

    It’s not you NATO…its me.

  • MynameisBlarney
  • Oblios_Cap

    Well, Rex really gets tired at those meetings and, much like a wizard, needs to take a long nap to build his powers of diplomacy back up before going to another one.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    You know, I could probably do Tillerson’s job with much less damage to the country and the world.
    Plus, I could really use all those naps.

    • Lance Thrustwell

      You’ve got my vote!

    • orygoon

      Zzzzzzz, wut? Oh, right!

    • Weevie

      Ooooohhhhhmmmmm

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Russian tanks will be halfway across the Fulda Gap while Trump whinges about Poland not leaving a quarter in the kitty for a cup of coffee.

    • Pilotshark

      if not the Hof Gap, or both.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Damn European socialists and all their “gaps”.

        • Pilotshark

          I know then you go to the UK and you have to “Mind The Gap” as well. no getting away from them.

    • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

      I can think of a gap I’d like to run a russian tank all the way up.

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      I was in Fulda once, making a train connection. Before the train got to the station, I looked east. It was like looking across Nebraska. JFC, you could put a lot of tanks there.

      • alwayspunkindrublic

        Which is why it’s been the historical European invasion route since Attila. I’m sure Donnie thinks the Fulda Gap is a clothing store at a mall.

        • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

          “I just grab ’em by the Fulda”

  • Chadwells

    OT: Mesmerized by this morons hair helmet. (Related: I searched for “moron” on a gif page and found this) https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e17eadd5c2172a83455955f8ba2d0759b90bde4ce352055a3859e431433594ce.gif

  • Weevie
  • Sardonicuss

    So, being Sec. State is harder than traveling around on a corporate luxury jet, shoveling money into foreign oiligharch’s pockets?
    Also too: Of course he has to go back to visit Pootie, he is only on lesson 3 of : How to collapse and successfully loot a super power in 10 easy steps!

  • Bill D. Burger
    • snark-lurker

      that nailed if for our media

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Rex is just shy. That’s what you look for in a diplomat.

    • Bill D. Burger

      And when it’s nap time….well, fuck it all, he’s gone.

  • Bill D. Burger
  • orygoon

    I know Obama plays golf and Bill Clinton plays golf but it’s still the fucking stupidest, most overrated game on this fucking planet.

    • Bill D. Burger

      “Golf is a good walk ruined.”
      ______Mark Twain

    • snark-lurker

      i donut get it neither

      • Persistent Tennessee Rain

        Driving the cart is kinda fun. Drinking and driving the cart is even more fun. Other than that, there are a lot of assholes on the court who really don’t like wimmins playing their game.

        • snark-lurker

          They donut like wimmins?! Wimmins is the best part of life i could not live without wimmins…tho i cannot understand how they work inside.

    • Darlene Underdahl

      It’s all some of those guys know. That and having drinks, going out to lunch or dinner. Being buddies.

      • Bebecca

        I’ve always thought it was a male bonding thing, like fishing.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      I heard a story on NPR last year about how interest in golf, nationwide, is fading. I was like, really? Public fascination with rich white men in plaid polyester pants, paisley shirts, and white shoes is in decline? No shit?

    • Any game you don’t play can be judged that way. I used to do fencing (swordplay) which sounded cool but was utterly mystifying to those watching

    • fawkedifiknow

      You have either never tried it, or did. And, you’re horseshit at it, amirite?

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      The only good golf is of the miniature variety.

      • Liberoid Ron

        I love seeing the looks on people’s faces when I go to the miniature golf course with my PGA regulation bag of clubs – a variety of putters, a two-way utility iron, a 64 degree pitching wedge, maybe a pool cue and hockey stick if I’m feeling especially puckish. Mini golf is fun, too much fun to take seriously.

  • wide_stance_hubby

    Fun Fact: last night I started to google something to show hubby about the IC tweet claiming ‘He will die in jail’ and after tapping just ‘ic he’, google finished the phrase. Never thought an algorithm could bring so much joy.

    • That’s such a fun game.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Tillerson: polonium, unfortunate spill out of his penthouse onto the sidewalk below, hunting accident with Dick Cheney, votes?

    • snark-lurker

      No harm will come to any of Pootie’s BFsF

      • Liberoid Ron

        Until he’s done with them.

    • Bill D. Burger

      Favorite assassination story:
      Target: Jörg Jenatsch
      Method: Axe, wielded by a man in a bear costume

      17th century Switzerland. There, we encounter Jörg Jenatsch, a political leader and fairly unlikeable dude. Something of an assassin himself, he participated in the axe murder of a political rival in 1621. That is to say, Jörg had it coming.

      It took almost two decades for Jörg’s comeuppance, and when it came, it came in style. The year was 1639 and the season was Carnival. Everyone was in costume as something crazy, so it was easy to overlook a strike team of assassins dressed to party. Still, Jörg should have kept a better eye on the man decked out head-to-toe in a bear costume. That bear was carrying an axe, and that axe would end up buried in Jörg.]

      http://www.salon.com/2013/10/25/from_castro_to_cheney_historys_most_insane_assassination_plots_partner/

      • Liberoid Ron

        <makes notes in preparation for the day he needs to hire an assassin>

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        If I ever get assassinated, I hope it’s by an axe wielding man in a bear costume… That’s quite a tale. Thanks for sharing!

      • Liberoid Ron
      • Historicat

        I’ll just add that to my D&D idea file …

  • fawkedifiknow

    Tillerson has been tasked by Trump to go to Russia to hawk Trump Vodka, not having a clue that that’s like carrying coals to Newcastle.

    And, no, Trump would have no clue where the metaphor “carrying coals to Newcastle” comes from, the ignorant boor that he is.

  • Proud Liberal

    Okay folks: EYES WIDE OPEN.

    “An expert in European fascism, Snyder has become a critical voice and go-to scholar, and we at AlterNet have been paying attention to his work. He is worried, too. In our recent interview, he said, “We have at most a year to defend American democracy.””

    http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/editorial-how-we-can-fight-donald-trump-and-authoritarianism

    • Liberoid Ron

      Which we already know, but the more people, INFLUENTIAL people, who say it out loud the better.

    • Zyxomma

      Tim Snyder had an excellent article in NY Daily News Sunday. I found the link yesterday and posted it, but can’t find it now.

  • exinkwretch

    Really, folks, what’s more important — military alliance business or the oil bidness?

    • Isaac Heston

      Soaking the 99% bizmess.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    Fucking party before country do nothing Republican POS congressmen fiddling while Rome burns. FFS do something before this lunatic and his “cabinet” destroy us all!

    • snark-lurker

      you (our) sentiments are just pissing in the wind until the DNC grows a pair

      • Proud Liberal

        What is the DNC supposed to do? Wrestle them to the ground? Republicans need to fucking do THEIR JOBS and start putting the country before their party.

        • snark-lurker

          a unified, no-exceptions, zero-tolerance front from a left that will not yield one single inch. that is what i mean

          • Great.
            And they will still be steam rolled because majority. Would look good though?

          • snark-lurker

            What else can be done that isn’t banhammer stuff?

      • Nockular cavity

        That’s like “Why doesn’t the Rotary Club do something about those Mexican drug cartels?!?”

        • therblig

          why, do they smuggle cocaine in wankel engines?

          • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

            ha! you said “wankel”!

        • snark-lurker

          The DNC should be the tip of our spear, not a rubber shaft.

  • Sardonicuss

    “Many are unaware that the Pope is an actual Catholic and bears don’t even use toilets like other animals.
    #Failingpubliceducation. Sad.” – Trump

    • Bill D. Burger

      I love some of Turnip’s brainless twitterfarts. He reveals astounding (only to him) information as though he’s the first person to discover it. “The Statue of Liberty came from France. You need to know. Amazing.”
      Like a wholly ignorant child discovering things everyone else already knew.

      • Sardonicuss

        Apparently, what they can get him to absorb in daily briefings comes from third grade history textbooks.

        • Isaac Heston

          They should let him climb a tree.

          • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

            Let’s pick a tree next to the Niagara River…

          • NellCote71

            Or some alligator-laden swamp in his beloved Florida.

        • Historicat

          Can we recruit an elementary school teacher to serve as White House advisor?

      • Kiri the Paid Protestor

        “We put nuclear missiles in submarines, which is classified information, but I’m president so it’s okay for me to tell you that.”

      • LucindathePook

        And it is charming when it’s a little kid…

      • An Outhouse for the Resistance

        Did you know that stores have these scanner things at their check out lines?

      • chicken thief

        For lolz I follow Bible Spice’s twat feed – she is much the same with the “OMG”, “did you know…”, and “shocking!…” posts about shit that has been common knowledge since Adam was fucking his daughter to procreate the Earth.

  • boyblue122

    OT – After the AP story about Manafort being caught getting paid to advance Russian interests in US politics, its interesting to watch this old interview of Manafort lying and stumbling through a simple question about Russian ties

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/844526539962302464

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Uh…what? That’s what he said, so that’s what our position is? Right…

    • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

      JFC, man! You don’t dissemble well at all. Did you even rehearse in the limo at all?

      • JustDon’tSayMicrowave

        Two “at all” in one post is bad writing and I should feel bad. And I do.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Mrs Tillerson’s honey-do list: clean the gutters, paint the guest room, Secretary of State for awhile:
    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/tillerson-didnt-want-secretary-of-state

  • Riley Whodat Venable

    By all accounts Tillerson hates to work, hates his job, and hates the press. Maybe his wife will let him quit soon.

    • Carpe Vagenda

      Bet he loves his stock options more.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        No doubt. I bet his delayed compensation deal is better than Cheney’s was. Cheney was still on the Halliburton payroll for about 2 years as VP.

    • BreakingDeadMen
    • Bebecca

      when god tells her to tell him it’s ok.

      • Riley Whodat Venable

        Maybe we can get Judge Napoliatano to tell Trump. Trump believes everything the judge says.

    • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

      No, no, he’s exactly like Trump, that’s what they like about each other. Anyway, when he says his “wife” made him do it, he’s referring to Putin.

  • Iron Monkey

    Tillerson probably wants to fire some administrator at Exxon for overscheduling him.

  • Take this job and shove it.
    I ain’t diplomatin’ here no more.

    • Rick Hill

      In a recent interview, Tillerson remarked he didn’t expect to be offered this job and didn’t want it.

      • kittygrrl

        Then he should have declined the job offer. He’s not active military required to take a job if offered by the CIC. Kakistocracy at its worst.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          Well, perhaps he IS active military in Russia, that’s the thing. All these guys are in debt to Putin, who is terrifying them.

      • (Major_Major_Major)ly_Pissed

        Rats something something ship of state

  • BreakingDeadMen

    They are just rubbing our noses in it now.

  • Bebecca

    He knows he will be too tired to meet with NATO.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Not to belabor the obvious, but if Democrats were playing footsie with the Russians half as much as this crew, the Republicans would be screaming about treason.

    • kittygrrl

      If Chelsea Clinton were given an office in the WH and security clearance while heading a business that could profit from such insider information, the GOP would be apoplectic with rage. Hypocrites R Them.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        And if President Hillary sauntered off to the Bahamas every weekend to shop and get manicures, forcing everyone to stay at her own hotel so that millions of taxpayer dollars went into her own pocket every weekend, and took top-secret phone calls, with classified documents scattered around, at the pool, surrounded by unvetted random guests and undocumented workers all with unsecure camera phones, and if her besties posed goofily with the top-top-top secret officer holding the nuclear codes and posted their pictures on Instagram….. CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE????

  • DoILookAmused2u? Résistance☨
  • calliecallie

    “…we bet they short-sheet his bed, then sneak into his room while he’s sleeping and dip his hand into a glass of water so he’ll pee.”
    What happens at NATO stays at NATO.

  • calliecallie

    “…the NATO screwup was probably the result of scheduling mixups in a deeply understaffed State Department…”
    When the time comes, it will be not at all comforting to know that if only we’d had a few more civil servants at the state department, we could have avoided WWIII.

    • capnkrunch

      Funny thing about WWIII, I don’t think we are going to be on the side of NATO/democracy. Sad thing about WWIII, I don’t think the good guys will win.

      • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

        Not necessarily. In a good twist, Germany may come and liberate us.

  • Foocatchoo

    I think they’re actually going behind the gym to smoke each other’s poles… Rex will get another “Friendship” medal…pffft!

  • Longstreet63

    I’m sure those foreign ministers are totally looking forward to talking to Trump, who won’t understand a word said instead of Tillotson, who’d just sleep through the meeting.

  • So, yet another hypocritical right wing talking point goes down in flames.
    I guess it really is not western culture they are so interested in preserving.

    • Jack of the Resistance Tenhet

      Yeah, so much for the “America First” crowd.

  • sosuume

    “I didn’t want this job. I didn’t seek this job. My wife told me I’m supposed to do this.”
    — Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, in an interview with Independent Journal Review.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Did she have any ideas about how to make it look believable while you’re at it?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    We bet it’s John Kerry. Or maybe Colin Powell. Or Bill Clinton. Or some other former U.S. official.

    Or…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9d89f5d615b06be1c07d13812536e4c19ee24508fa91a9d573bc99c3a246dfc5.jpg

  • Me not sure

    The gaelic name Donald (Domnhal) means “ruler of the world”. The Russian name Vladimir means “ruler of the universe”. Rex is Latin for king. Am I seeing a pattern here?

    • nightmoth

      If there’s a 666 involved then Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my rapture.

      • alpacapunchbowl

        Not to alarm you, but isn’t that the street address of JKush’s new building?
        Of course, maybe if the rapture does happen and we finally get rid of the dumbass grifty evangelicals we can finally start making some progress on living up to America’s potential.

        • CatCafe #ShePurrsisted

          I would pay mightily to get rid of them. Let them be “raptured” already.

          • alpacapunchbowl

            Couldn’t agree. It would be good riddance to bad rubbish. Plus, imagine how many people could live in all the Osteen/Creflo/etc megamansions and megachurches that will be left vacant.

  • Mavenmaven

    If NATO had compromising hooker videos invloving Trump and Co, they would be flying to the NATO meetings as well.

  • gamera23

    Don’t be concerned with Trump’s hiring backlog. As seen on TV, he needs to fire 11 people before hiring one.

  • Shibusa

    Maybe Rexxon Tillerson can just send his right hand man, Wayne Tracker, to NATO.

  • Professor Fate

    Cancel the trip. I can’t think of single person in this Administration that I would trust to meet with Putin about anything. Too many really dodgy links between these folks and Russian mobsters, Putin and their Intelligence service to trust any of them not no give away the store.

    • nightmoth

      It is gobsmacking how IN YOUR FACE the whole love notes to Putin affair has become. I ALMOST miss Joe McCarthy. Almost.

      • Vagenda of Rebel Scum

        He would still focus on State Department employees, the entertainment industry, and Democrats.

  • mailman27

    I was told there would be pee hookers.

  • Punkysdilemma

    The next war will be tremendous. Believe me.

  • chicken thief

    I suspect we are about one or two, tops, Russian connection revelations from NATO cancelling their invite anyway. Why have Rexxon when they can get someone direct from the Kremlin and not have to go through a middle man?

  • tegrat

    “Trump will attend another NATO meeting in May”, assuming he hasn’t been defenestrated by then…

  • whitroth

    But hey, he said he didn’t want the job, but his wife told him to take it….

  • Panika MCD

    they better make him piss the bed. you’re asking 28 other countries to reschedule so you can go make out with Putin? sure, Tsarina Tic Tacs does need supervision with President Xi Jinping or he’ll probably spit up Rolos all over the carpet and then eat the vomit. but going to Russia 5 days later? no. no. no. cancelling that would send a mighty fine message that we take those we have alliances with more seriously than we do Poots.

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