So you want to point out an objective fact? Like SJW's ruined Mass Effect or Witcher 3 is the best game of all time in every possibility realm of creation. This can be a overwhelming task at just the thought of projecting these ideas to someone who is such a stupid shillcuck that they haven't already realized it for themselves. Never fear! just follow this simple guideline and you will never have to worry!

The one-two punch basics

1. State the obvious objective truth

2. Tell them to do the research themselves

At this point, you have won the argument in a logically flawless manner, there is no reason to partake in the argument any further. It is the objective truth, so they just need to do the work themselves.

Sometimes however, you may want to rub it in, or call up the support team to show them how objectively right you are. This calls upon a few more steps:

3. Just keep fucking talking.

The longer you talk, the greater chance those people who game for "fun" will back down. The last man standing is the one who has truly won.

This is also a great way to draw in supporters, if anyone agrees to the vague notion of what your saying, they will hope you are correct and back you up, regardless of actually paying attention to what you have said.

At this point, you may be accused of now really having any coherent points backing up your argument. So don't worry just follow step 4.

4. Bring up as many fucking points as you possibly can.

Literally just anything, don't go for sweeping broad points. Buy the game's collectors edition and all its dlc and play it for hundred of hours so that you can bring up the most pedantic points. This forces that asshole to go through each of your points individually. Idiots will go for having a broad overall thesis or easy to digest argument that applies to everything. But in this way, no counter-argument can reach you. If they legit disprove anything you say, just repeat these words:

"Yeah but that only touches a tiny bit of what your saying"

To tie it all off:

5. Connect as many things that you have said to as many other things.

For example:

The SJW agenda is putting too much developer attention on pandering, meaning effort goes into animations, meaning you cant connect to the lore. Meaning the devs didn't care about the lore, meaning they don't care about the universe, meaning it was a cash grab, meaning there was an alterior motive to the game's development. Such as, bear with me here, the devs only worked on the game in an elaborate money laundering scheme, meaning theta money will further the gay agenda, meaning they are going to try to attack CDPR, which means that this isnt just a bad game, its a direct assault on video games.

You may know this is flawless reasoning, but it is tricky to untrained readers, meaning you have a greater upper hand. But if they have some method of disproving this point, just build another one. They will never reach the depth of your argument.

All else fails, repeat from step 2!

If your wondering what sort of points you can make here's some tips:

• Grasp at fucking straws. Like the infinite depths of the Witcher 3, you will never find the needle in the haystack if you don't glorify every strand of hay individually on your journey to the divine singularity of that needle, just like Geraldo's omnipresent hair, grey as his morality.

• Play the game you hate for hundreds of hours, you will find inspiration everywhere. I mean, not that the game is inspiring, but I mean its flawed everywhere

• Argue for grey morality. All those other games don't have grey morality, point out why whatever game they like have objective good and bad sides. Then point out why your game has a grey morality.

• Point out deep RPG mechanics. like wherever there are number checks, is a deep meaningful representation of life itself. Remind them that your game's player choices are meaningful, reaching into every facet of life itself compared to why theirs are just illusions.

• Point out that their game, isn't true to the series. Not in setting, theme, continuing story, or anything trivial like that, just that you know it in your heart, and nitpick. Would Witcher be Witcher if Geraldo couldn't get laid everywhere? I mean wouldn't you make love to Geraldo? Exactly, you just need to find the repeated mo-capped sex scene of whatever series you are talking about.

• Point out DRM free DLC everywhere! Always remind youself it isn't just a marketing scheme renaming free-updates, this is meaningful content personally gifted to you!

• Go on long sweeping personal attacks. Better yet, hunt that fucker down. Did you know that Emil's childhood home is in Fallout 4? I regularly launch mini-nukes at it on my quest to find bad quality in every square meter of the game. Sweet pain relief. I've sent Todd Howard personal letters telling with instructions on how to dispose of him. I even offered him all the tools he will need.

• Point out that bad game is wide as an ocean deep as a puddle. Sometimes simple objective facts are all you need.

• Point out that Witcher 3 is wide as an ocean and as dense as the singularity that was all that was before the big bang, when only the beings of the deep roamed creation PRAISE TO THE LORDS OF THE DEEP AND GREY! PRAISE THEM WITH BLOOD!

All else fails, try step 3 again, You have achieved true enlightenment only when you have argued so long that there is no one else willing to hear our truth. When all your friends and family have abandoned you, and you are alone, crying tears for the deep and morally grey beings of RP, long into the night, you will join us. When your eyes have been open so long your tears are blood, and all you see in your mind is Witcher 3.

When the floor around us is coated in the blood of all the SJW developers who challenge us.

We will reach the purest and truest, greatest reaches of objectivity.