This is the no bullshit guide to hookers. What you want to know, tips and what to avoid.

Firstly I advocate the hooker experience even if you don't get too caught up in it. It can be a massive boost to your confidence and you will see another side to life.

Not all hookers are created equally. There are various sectors in this trade and every hooker has her own personality. The very basics of the scene at the heart is a business deal. You're parting with money, and what you're looking for is quality and attention to detail on her part.

Brothels: Let's start here because brothels are really accessible. A brothel is basically a whore house, a place where at anytime there will be a few girls working who you can pick from. Brothels aren't the cheapest but they're really easy to get to and the availability of girls make it a viable option. Some brothels are truly shit, while others are really upmarket and you'll find rooms kitted out with private swimming pools.

So to get started a lot of taxi services will rip the shit out of you to get to a brothel. Many drivers have special relationships with brothels and get paid commision for dropping you off. But if you have enough money, one thing you can be sure of is the taxi driver will wait for you, and you should be safe the whole time. In addition you are then free to drink alcohol if that is your thing but I highly recommend you avoid this.

Let's assume you don't use the taxi. The first thing you'll do is ring the front door bell and walk in. The front lady might be a hooker might not be, maybe she just works there. Be polite and find a table to sit down at. If it's not your scene if it's full of guys or if you're just uncomfortable. Ask when it will be quieter and come back on that day - For example during the week - Well if you want. My point is stay in control. If you're not happy with anything just leave. It's easier said than done when your dick is calling but you might regret it later.

Now let's say the place isn't too bad, and you sit down and you see 6-10 girls who you can pick from. The game has begun. What most guys do is want to fuck and get out of there as soon as possible. WRONG.

Remember you want to be made to feel special, you maybe want to have a chat before fucking that girl and get to know her a bit. Or maybe you're really in a rush, and just want robotic quick sex, that's fine too. What I'm teaching you is how to maximize your time. See from the establishments point of view they want you to fuck and pay and move on. But they also know that if you aren't volunteering out your cash and desire immediately that you're looking around, possibly waiting to get comfortable, and they don't want you to leave. Many of these girls get paid depending on how many fucks they have in a night, but at some point these girls will start approaching you.

Now don't be a shy little white boy. If the girl who approaches you is a dog, and you see a hot one you're interested in DO NOT WORRY about hurting her feelings. Tell the dog immediately to call over the other girl. Ask the other girl to sit next to you, and while you're at it ask for any other hot girls you see to come over. Remember they're working and this is your time. You haven't paid for anything yet but you want to inspect the goods.

Now any drinks that you order are going to be HELLISH EXPENSIVE. But any drinks you order for the women are going to be fucking ridiculously expensive. Before you order anything - ensure you know what it will cost. DO NOT RUN A TAB. Because they can scam you for this later. If you want a beer or a coke, then order just 1 pay upfront during this phase. DO NOT ORDER LADIES DRINKS. They'll try their best to make you feel bad about yourself for not buying them drinks. Tell them straight. Look I would buy you a drink but I'm not paying that price - Look a bit angry like "only a fool would be suckered in to paying that". Don't worry nothing has changed. Remember they're not nice to you because you're a nice guy or because they actually like you. They're nice to you because there's a chance you'll take one or two upstairs and fuck them FOR CASH.

Now this is where sometimes I like to draw things out. The reason is once you hand over money, it's anyone's game. Sometimes you get a really good shag, other times a total lemon. But one thing is forsure. The negotiation you're having with her is at least real. You might be negotiating over money, but it's real and she does have to really impress you to get you to take her upstairs.

DO NOT just pick the hottest chick in the place and that's it. In my experience usually the hottest chicks are the ones who are really shit once you get to the fucking. This and they haven't had to work for your business.

So you keep an eye on that hot one, maybe even talk to her. But you also want to consider the 2nd or 3rd hottest girl in that room. In general too I've found that the young and skinny ones without breasts are the worst. They're awkward in bed and have shit attitudes like they're too good for you. Something slightly older works out well. In her late 20's is about the best age. As I said if there's not at least a semi decent selection, then just walk out - go somewhere else or jerk yourself off.

In these brothel scenarios I tend to level with the girl. Remember there's loud music playing, it's darker, and that conversation is private. I tell her straight. Look I really want to have mind blowing sex, not just boring, normal sex. I want you to really cum too. Do you think it's possible. Do you even want to fuck me? Then I watch her eyes and body language for clues.

Now there's a good reason for this. At the very least you're eliminating the total fucking lemons - The ones who won't allow you to even touch their boobs. Yes I shit you not, this happens! Instead what you're now doing is drawing up some conditions. Those who aren't interested - fine fuck off. I can tell you from experience that there usually will be one who is completely game for this. Especially since most of us here aren't totally fucking terrible looking ourselves.

I also want to say that during this phase you may very well be propositioned for a 3 some. This means that 2 girls will sit on either side of you trying to convince you to take them both upstairs. And if this happens they'll be rubbing you, playing with your hair, maybe even kiss you. Etc. It's all part of their selling tactic, and it's fucking great. Remember you still haven't paid any money yet!

Also remember this is the one time in your life that you have power over women. Actual power to accept and reject as you see fit. It's not typical reality, so don't bring cucked blue pill mentality to the table. Draw it out as long as possible. Right now, you're the man.

So once you've found a girl who you think is your one for the night. Go ahead and do your thing. If you followed the advice well you should not end up with a lemon.

Hygiene. One big problem is you've basically established free GFE. So if she's really into it, she won't mind you fingering her, going down on her etc. DO NOT go down on a hooker, no matter how good you might be feeling. Make sure you have no cuts and shit on your fingers either. Goes without saying don't even attempt to kiss her on the mouth. I mean she won't like it, but you want to walk out of there STI free. So you want to minimize these risks. If you have any offer to get a blow job without a condom or whatever - don't do it.

Maximize your pleasure. Remember you're in control. I hate it when they start off by telling me to lie face down so they can massage my back. I can tell you if this happens the whole experience will be scripted, it feels like you're moving from chapter to chapter. Nothing flows. So don't get caught playing it passively. Instead tell her to sit down next to you. Or whatever. And you start being in control. If you don't do this, right upfront it could very well end up being a lemon of an experience.

Finally 1 hour is very vague, but pay attention to the time. That hour can go fast. If this chick is really hot and sexy and just being around her is good enough, then don't come quickly. Ask for a striptease or something. Anything it's your time. Big problem is there's a lot of gray area. 1 hour usually means 1 hour or until you cum. Sometimes though you can come twice. But it's usually a struggle with time and shit. So rather hold out until 10 minutes before your timer expires. Find creative ways to fill that time.

Now once you've cum, be calm and collect, have a shower and GTFO of there. Don't say.... Well that was nice, I think I'll try the other blond now. Because the next day you'll be wondering where all your cash went.

Another big reason why only to go to these places dead sober. Drunk people are fucking stupid and will spend their hard earned cash quickly without a second thought, and then wake up the next day and hardly remember the experience. Don't be this guy.

The end.