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I was wondering what wonderful stories people had to share about those awkward times spent with a girlfriends/boyfriends parents. I have a couple of awkward times myself. When I was still in high school I started to see this girl that I had known for a couple years. Her parents didn't know that we where dating which was cool seeing how they didn't question us spending time together in her room seeing how we where old friends. One day while I was over at her place we decided to mess around in her room while her parents where watching a movie. Anyway I go down on her for a while then she pulls me up and wraps her legs around my waist. I hadn't removed my pants at that time and she had gotten pretty wet by that point. Needless to say the pants come off and we go at it. Afterwards we watch the TV in her room and relax a bit so when we go back out of her room it doesn't look like we just had sex. After a while we decide to get dressed and go get something to eat what I didn't realize is there was a big white stain on the front of my slacks. As I was leaving I noticed her parents giving me a strange look but thought nothing of it and proceeded to walk over to the Taco Bell to get some food. It wasn't till I got near my place that I realized that I had the stain on my pants. Two days later her parents told her she shouldn't see me anymore because they didn’t' feel she was ready for a sexual relationship and she took a knife and tried to stab her mom with it. She ended up spending the better part of a year in a Mormon mental hospital for that one. The only other really odd time I have had with a girl’s parent was at E3. I had dated one of the guys step daughters from Sierra Online. The guy was like Vice President in charge of Production. I decided that seeing how I never met her step father I thought I would mention that I dated his daughter a few years back. He was a pretty nice guy but acted kind of odd when he found out I was her prom date. From talking with the girl since then I found out that she told her mom that she lost her virginity prom night. Clearly that information must have been told to her step dad and that is why he acted odd. Only other awkward story I have is having to explain why part of my girlfriends hearse was stuck to my rear end. What happend is we where having sex in the back and the rear view mirror fell off. It was attached by having a sticky glue on the back of it and I sat on it while I was getting dressed. Being tired by that point in time I went home and as I was getting ready to take a shower before bed I noticed it. I debated if I should or shouldn't tell her I found it. Also stories of parents acting odd about piercing are also good. I know that parents tend to think that if a kid has nipples or genitals pierced they must be a whore. Quizal fucked around with this message at Jun 26, 2004 around 21:43 |
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My parents have walked in on me.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:20 |
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quote:Quizal came out of the closet to say: I would like to know how you got a car stuck to your rear end. And why your girlfriend drove a hearse.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:23 |
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I really have to say... looking at the tag and the title I totally expected this to be something completely different. I have a horrible mind :(
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:23 |
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quote:lat came out of the closet to say: "As far as writers go I consider myself to be hands on, the kind of guy who would beat off just to get into the proper mood for an emotionless post-coitus scene."
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:24 |
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Bwuahahaha. The cum-stain made me laugh. I have no anecdote that could compare to that hilarity.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:24 |
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For some reason my girlfriend (wife now) thought it was a good idea to give me a hand job while watching a movie at home with her parents. We were under a blanket of course. It was a tough decision to make.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:25 |
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quote:Redmonkey came out of the closet to say: Yeah having a cum stain on your pants for almost two hours without noticing is kind of sad. I walked all over town with it on my pants.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:29 |
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Your thread tag is such a cock tease.
GIP MESS SERGEANT
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:30 |
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Just earlier today my brother discovered a wonderful site (gush busters if you're really curious) that showcased female orgasms of the squirting variety. He told my mother who was in disbelief that a female could in fact ejaculate. So we all went into his room as a family and watched a preview video to prove to my mother that it wasn't imaginary. That was quite the akward situation.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:31 |
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I once walked in on my stepdad giving my mom oral..That was pretty awkward
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:33 |
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quote:niec came out of the closet to say: So what happened after that?
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:36 |
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Well, I've had embarassing moments with my girl. Parents came home twice during the act. So I've become a master at quick dressing. Nothing really other than that. Anyway, a friend of mine who has a thing for loving virgins (don't ask me why), had an embarassing incident. He was wearing a white dress shirt when he laid the pipe, and it being a virgin he was plumbing she had a red secretion. Moving along, he didn't notice a red stain on his white shirt (i dont know how) until he got home. His dad sees him with the blood stain on his shirt and just gives him a look. I don't know what the "I can see the virgin blood stain on your shirt" look is, but I'm sure it's destinct. Anywho, thats my story for you guys. btw...did the mormon girl ever shank you? ----------------
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:39 |
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My girlfriend was over the other day, we messed around in my room. When we went downstairs to eat and just chit chat with the folks, I did not notice half of her bra strap was hanging out from inside her shirt. I noticed it when I at the fridge and she was walking over the couch, where my dad already sat. He looks at he as shes coming towards him. "Uhhh I think you forgot a strap.." Smooth one dad, smooth..
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:40 |
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quote:mister_gosh came out of the closet to say: My mom still thinks they are fake and were special effects.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:41 |
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quote:lat came out of the closet to say: I did an edit to post the full story. As for why she drives a hearse it's because she likes them. She thinks that they are pretty and uniqe cars and has loved them since she was a young girl. (No she isn't goth or anything like that she just likes hearses)
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:41 |
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My Mom found condoms in my backpack during senior year of high school. My parents confronted me at dinner like any red-blooded American parents would do and talked to me about it. They were pretty cool about the whole thing, but my Mom left the table to put some laundry up. My Dad then looks at me and says, "Enjoy banging a 17 year old while you can. Good job." I will never forget.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:42 |
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quote:essaywhutman came out of the closet to say: "As far as writers go I consider myself to be hands on, the kind of guy who would beat off just to get into the proper mood for an emotionless post-coitus scene."
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:43 |
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I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. We slept in the same bed together, and while this may not be a big deal to many of you, to the parents in conservative Southeast Missouri, it's a shamefull and sinful act that will send you straight to the ninth circle of Hell to chill with Lucifer and Ghandi. Her mom walked in sometime that morning in a rage. Apparently, she was pissed that neither of us had told her I was spending the night. Not once did she seem to care about us being in the same bed half naked. It was all about us not informing her of my staying. It was then i learned that she's a pretty cool mom. Then there was her prom from this year. Note that I'm 18 and graduated this year. My girl lives an hour and a half away, so we got to enjoy two proms with each other this year. Before leaving to go to her town, my mom and dad decide to give me advice that basically amounted to "use protection." Why they waited until I was pretty much out of their care to give this advice to me was beyond my comprehension, especially considering they have never mentioned anything else remotely sex related other than "close your eyes" when boobies came on during movies. Once again, it wasn't a really big deal, but it was awkward as Hell when you've said a total of 5 sentences a day to your parents for the past three years.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:44 |
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quote:Quizal came out of the closet to say: Edit: quote:Axel Serenity came out of the closet to say: Hexaemeron fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2004 around 05:48 |
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quote:KillerBean came out of the closet to say: No she wasn't even a mormon. She was just a clingy girl who was I guess willing to kill her mother so we could be together. I don't know I just blame high school hormomes.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:46 |
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I remember this incredibly well, as it is probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I had a room in the basement throughout most of high school, and a girlfriend of mine was over, fairly late, I would say about midnight. That was commonplace, both of our parents were okay with it. Well, after we both decided that my parents were asleep, we decided to mess around a little, the walls are thick and there was no chance of anyone hearing anything upstairs. Well, things escalated and one thing led to another. About 15 minutes into it, the light comes on and my dad stands at the top of the steps. Dad: "Have you seen the kitty?" Me: "No Dad, she's not down here" I'm frozen, on top of this girl, trying to discreetly persuade my dad not to come down the steps. Dad: "Kitty?" *comes down the steps* Here, I think to myself, I'm simply hosed. So, my dad comes down the steps and sees us there, which is not the worst part. He STAYS down there for what had to have been 5 minutes looking for the drat cat, IN MY ROOM. He walks over, checks under my bed, looks under the desk, checks the closet. During this entire time, I'm still in bed, disrobed with this girl, as my father searches my room for our cat. Dad: "She's probably outside somewhere" I couldn't even reply. He never said anything to me the next day, I recieved no recourse, it was the most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me in my life. ----------------
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:53 |
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My dad is notorious for opening my mail or packages. For some reason, he insists that becuase its his house, he has to see what comes to me. So anyhow, after purchasing clothes on eBay, the package comes in the mail. I grab my package and make my way to my room, just as I see him comming down the hall to get the mail. He sees my package and asks what it is. I mumble "nothing" and run into my room and lock the door. I thought the incident was over. A few hours later, my mom confronts me and says "Did you buy a blow-up doll online?" :confused: Way to jump to conclusions!
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 05:59 |
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quote:So, my dad comes down the steps and sees us there, which is not the worst part. He STAYS down there for what had to have been 5 minutes looking for the drat cat, IN MY ROOM. He walks over, checks under my bed, looks under the desk, checks the closet. During this entire time, I'm still in bed, disrobed with this girl, as my father searches my room for our cat. You KNOW he was just messing with you. He was thinking, "har har, how much more awkward can I make this for my son - he won't do this again anytime soon".
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quote:Axel Serenity came out of the closet to say: I love that unintentional punchline. quote:ShogunDingo came out of the closet to say: That's messed up! What a strange thing to be accused of. ---------------- Heinekren fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2004 around 06:04 |
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This started as a double post edit, but I figure I might as well toss a story in. In grade 10 or 11, I had my girlfriend over after school. We had a ridiculously teenaged and inconsiderate routine where she would come over for a few hours so that I could bone her and then dick around with stuff until she got bored and left. Being a kid was great! Anyway, we were sitting on the couch in the basement, and I had her tank top off and was doing that newbie move where you twiddle with the nipples like you're trying to tune in Greenland on the shortwave. As I'm doing this, my little brother comes flying through the front door and down the stairs, yelling about some kind of chocolate selling bullshit his school had going. "HAY! U wanna buy some CANDY GU- oh." (I got a blowjob then played BBS door games until she went home) :v: ---------------- Heinekren fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2004 around 06:13 |
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quote:Prince of Space came out of the closet to say: hahahahahahaha I've been pretty lucky, the closest I've come was when my ex's roommate walked in on us, which was mildy embarassing. And I've messed around with girls at parties with like a million people walking in and out, but that's different.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:03 |
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Couple years ago I walked in on my dad spankin' it to Internet porn. Nasty. Last December my parents came home while I was having sex with a girl they didn't know. My mom came downstairs but we had our clothes on already. We sat there looking perfectly innocent, or guilty as hell, depending how you interpret it. Not doing anything at all.... TV not on... nothing. She might have let it drop if she hadn't seen the empty condom wrapper sitting on the end table. She stared daggers; I returned the most sheepish look of my life. Oh, and one time my dad came down to play some Halo with me, and said, "Hey: stop screwing Shauna on this couch down here, ok? It's starting to creep your mom and I out."
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:04 |
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Me and my family were vacationing out at some lake, and my father and I were showering in the public showers. I was in the stall next to his. Anyway I decided to jerk off since i had no chance to do it elsewhere. So I'm sittin there fappin away, but I can't really cum cause I couldn't keep my mind on things. My dad finishes his shower and he's sitting there waiting for me to come out, and I'm standing there waiting for my jizz to come out. I guess it was taking longer than I thought cause he said "You dead?" And I say without missing a beat "Almost." There was a breif silence, and I just gave up cause at that point I had not only killed the mood for me, I had unwittingly let my dad know I was masturbating not 3 feet away from him. The walk back to our RV was pretty awkward. applefest fucked around with this message at Jun 21, 2004 around 06:08 |
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quote:Stormtrooper came out of the closet to say: I'm not sure about that, he's not cruel or anything, just wierd and oblivious. It would be hard to be that oblivious though. Bastard. You're right. That memory haunts me to this day. ----------------
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quote:Prince of Space came out of the closet to say:
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:10 |
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back in high school... after getting caught by the cleaning lady at my girlfriend's house her dad called me up. "ford, i want to talk to you." so i drive up to her house. her dad is the coach of the high school wrestling team. he is out front shooting hoops in the driveway. he has me sit down on a short embankment wall so that he towers above me as he dribbles the basketball and tells me, "If you get my daughter pregnant, I will kill you." He said it really slowly, letting each word sink in. She WAS 15 at the time... so I can see how he felt. But still. I hate that guy.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:12 |
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quote:Prince of Space came out of the closet to say: Did he even look at you?
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quote:Burn Zone came out of the closet to say: Yes, several times. Also, note that he checked under the bed for the cat. The bed that we were on for christ's sake! ----------------
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quote:Verliox came out of the closet to say: i think you will be needing the services of a mental health professional in the future. i'm just glad i never walked in on anything like that.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:18 |
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I had an akward moment with my dad the other day. They invited my girlfriend and I on vacation with them, but only to stay a few days. So I would have to drive 9 hours straight back home. Anyways, my dad tells me we can get a hotel room if I need to rest, he then puts his hand on my shoulder and says, "I trust you two to do the right thing". I just walked away.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:22 |
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quote:The Ranger came out of the closet to say: :lol::lol::lol: Thread victory.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:22 |
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The time that my mother found a girl's panties in my college laundry was neat. So was the fact that my girlfriend was on her period at the time.
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| # ? Jun 21, 2004 06:23 |
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My current girlfriend, going on 3 years now, made her mother come into her room after we had sex and say hi to me ( after we had only known each other for a week ). I was cowering beneath the sheets making GBS threads my pants. And then i ate the poo poo. True story.
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quote:applefest came out of the closet to say: Hah, Jesus christ dude, couldn't you wait until you got home? I've got kind of a weird little story... The year was 1998, my dad had just learned how to partially use a computer and surf the web, and apparently, like any other red-blooded american male, he decided to use this newfound technology to search for as many porno websites as possible. I know this, because I found out the hard way. Daddy-o was having a problem getting a motorcycle listing website to work, so he called my (at the time) fatass up the stairs and demanded I fix the "goddamned piece of crap" for him. (turns out that all he couldn't figure out was that in order to get to the next page, he had to hit the HUGE GO button at the bottom of the page) I did it for him, and moved the mouse out of the way of his view of the site, accidentally pressing on the left mouse button and clicking on the taskbar. I had postioned the pointer directly over a bar titled, "BIG BIG BIG". The page popped up and immediatly assualted my young, virign eyes with huge images of mostly blond women, covered in oils, rubbing each other and grabbing each other's breasteses. And to top it off, the title of the page seemed to be referring to the size of their breasts. I've seen smaller bombshells in the firing bays of a submarine. These things were ungodly. First thing my dad does is wave his hands arount, as if swatting a torrent of imaginary locusts away from his bald head. Then, he shouts, "oh HOLY FUCKK!" and procedes to fall back in his chair whilest grabbing for the mouse. He hit the floor like a sack of something filled with a ton of poo poo that's really heavy, and the sound shook the house. Of course, being as the sound wasn't exactly subtle, my mother happened to hear it and pounded her way up the stairs. "WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN ON!?" she shouted as she lumbered towards the room like an elephant chasing after whatever the hell elephants eat when they're reallly hungry. I didn't know what to do, my dad was on the floor shouting obsenities, and scrabbling around, trying to get ahold of something so he could pull himself up, and my mother was approaching from the right flank, ready to give out punishment to whoever was messing up her house. I had a plan. I sasheyed over towards the monitor, and proceeded to close every single window that was open, (at least two other's were porn, also) then, I opened a new window, and set it to AOL's homepage. (Which was our provider at the time) I had finished helping my dad up just as my mother walked into the room. She asked, breathlessly, what we were doing up here, and I explained that I had been just messing around with my Dad, and accidentally knocked him over, no big deal. She said, "Whatever, just don't do it again..." and left. I looked over at my dad and said, "I don't ask you anything about that, or anything related to that, and you don't ask me anything about that, or anything related to that, okay?" He nodded and said, "So you won't tell her, will you?", and i responded, "I won't just as long as you never tell her anything about what i've been doing." We shook on it, and that was that.
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