@pattonoswalt "Huckabee sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me."
Holy shit. This is the theme song for every alt-right failcomic. They're all the Bruno Kirby character in GOOD MORNING VIETNAM.https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/844002960153690113 …
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@pattonoswalt another guy who looks like he just walked in on himself masturbating. -
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@pattonoswalt Remind him that his son killed a dog. He hates that. -
@theversusverses@pattonoswalt the dogs name was Goruch sausage -
@brouchomops@pattonoswalt He blocked someone for mentioning it, now I'm tryna get blocked too. -
@theversusverses@pattonoswalt I've hit him on it two or three times. Nothing. I feel so unimportant now. The "Bruno Kirby" spot on!!! -
@brouchomops@pattonoswalt "God, Guns, Grits and Gravy" = four things no one needs (unless you believe in God in which case I apologize and don't mean to offend you) -
@theversusverses@brouchomops@pattonoswalt Umm, this is blasphemy. Gravy is fucking delicious! -
@InPoorTastePod@brouchomops@pattonoswalt I fully support you enjoying gravy. Just not Mike. -
@theversusverses@brouchomops@pattonoswalt He doesn't deserve gravy.
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@pattonoswalt Deep inside, he KNOWS he's funny… -
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@pattonoswalt Huck's tweets are just so next-level that nobody is equipped to find them funny. Advanced humans will study them one day. -
@joecarryon@pattonoswalt it'll be part of the Harvard "Memes 402" course in 2035.
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@pattonoswalt Hey@GovMikeHuckabee it's not over our heads....it's below our standards! -
@pattonoswalt I'd tell@GovMikeHuckabee not to quit his day job, but frankly I think our lives would all be better if he did -
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@KassSmiley@pattonoswalt "why did I hear you laughing when you were typing it?" "I was thinking about something else, sir"
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@pattonoswalt His humor is over our head? Doesn't he brag about being an uneducated good ol' boy? Hee Haw, for PHDs only. -
@pattonoswalt I hope someone gives him a crappy puppet and he can do a ventriloquist act like Gob on Arrested Development.
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