So, evidently I'm getting too old, not just to be an ephebophile but for dating in general. Every girl I've fucked in the last year has been a womanchild, from 14 to 26. The 26 year old is a single mother with a gorgeous body, but she's obsessed with star wars and fallout. I've asked her what she does for a living (because she can afford extremely expensive nerd gear like new computers every few months, special edition star wars xboxes, etc.) but all she's told me is "I'm taking care of family and work at church." I should get a job at that church, damn.
The young girls, it's the same thing. Anime wall scrolls, tumblr accounts, fetishes for petplay and daddies.
There's a 14 year old girl with a very pretty face and an extremely tight little body who has been pleading with me for weeks to let her come live in my house and be her daddy. Her metabolism is ridiculous, all she eats is junk food. Kit kats, dr pepper, pizza. I asked her what her favorite meal was earlier and she seriously responded "chicken tenders and fries."
Now I sit in judgment from a place of utter hypocrisy, my apartment i a pig stye, I have tons of shelves of nothing but video games, a wall of action figures, a giant nude poster of Jana Defi in my bedroom (yes, I take it down when I bring girls over) but I mean, I eat healthy, I exercise regularly, I try to help out friends and family.