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[–]GoodLordigans 796 ポイント797 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Angela falls for some fucking Chad, when I am always there to tell her that her blazers look great, and listen to her bitch about Greece?!

[–]HangPotato[🍰] 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (17子コメント)

and after fucking Donald refused to shake her hand I was there to comfort her!

[–]Diclicious666 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I saw a picture of them shaking hands. Was it fake?

[–]PartyOfZero 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I hate Trump, but they shook hands multiple times. I think she asked to shake his hand once though, and he missed it because he's elderly and hearing impaired.

[–]Diclicious666 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya saw the video, at this point i really dont think this is as big a deal as everyones making but whatever.

[–]Boshva 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reporters asked like 3 times and then she asked him again in english. If he really missed it unintended, then he should really visit a doctor.

[–]WillieJamesOnReddit 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But he's the healthiest person. Probably the most healthiest person. He values his health bigly and it shows. It shows because he's so healthy. I mean look at him. So you see a guy in his later days and you - I mean just look at his skin most other guys his age (who aren't the president) have skin that looks like dry and wrinkly but not him no he's super healthy healthy and fit. And he's got huge hands. Huge president hands.

[–]g1aiz 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They shook hands twice, but at the foto shoot were they both were sitting in those comfy chairs the fotografers and Merkel asked hit to do a handshake and he just did not react at all. Merkel was obviously confused and people made fun of him for it.

[–]3nterShift 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was it on Breitbart?

If not, then yes, fake.

[–]Diclicious666 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Youtube, theres a bunch of them.

[–]HangPotato[🍰] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

no, they did shake hands. but of course a real nice guy would reject any gesture of kindness from that huge douchebag Donald. Only they truly respect women!

[–]Wheatspin 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHERE WAS CHAD WHEN TRUMP DIDN'T SHAKE HER HAND?

[–]Aken42 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The American Chad was hung a few years back.

[–]Glazed_BEagle 181 ポイント182 ポイント  (3子コメント)

But fucking Chads are already rich! Next we'll be giving them steroids and hair gel for free! And our females!

[–]PM_ME_YOUR__BUTT_ 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They already had your females and won't return their calls

[–]Glazed_BEagle 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But I saw them first! Fucking Chads.

[–]Quick_MurderYourKids 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (1子コメント)

its trickle down economics. Chad will bring a hot girl to where you work, whether it be at a movie theater as a cashier or as a waiter at a restaurant, and with his extra funds he will essentially pay your wage. then maybe you can save up enough to find a moderately attractive woman to lurk around. Brilliant governing as i see it.

[–]The-Walking-Based 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chad's girlfriends have to have friends of their own. After they get a taste of the Chadster, they'll still probably be hanging around. That's when we make our move. We're all about the scraps. Gotta get that run off.

[–]__vs__ 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Damn why does dear Angela always debtzone nice Greece and funds Chad instead

[–]Naten_ 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tips Stahlhelm M'frau

[–]terafunker 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

M'Chancellor

[dips schnitzel]

[–]ChadMcRad 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hell yea!

[–]ShawtySayWhaaat 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell yea dude I'd love some extra funds right about now!

[–]Altomah 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Like they need any more fucking help!

seriously though ...German girls. 😍

[–]RatsSewer 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (14子コメント)

[–]SnartFiffa 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is... is that Merkel on the far left?

[–]Ace4929 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Insert political joke here

[–]Lazysaurus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I don't wanna insert anything, thanks

[–]KantigWieImmanuel 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (8子コメント)

wait is that merkel on the left?

[–]RatsSewer 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yes. It's real. You can find more.

[–]KantigWieImmanuel 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

this will make a fine addition to my collection

[–]boskee -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of fake Merkel pics? It's not her

[–]KantigWieImmanuel 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, of merkel shitposts. But I guess it's going to stay a dream...

[–]boskee 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

No, it's not Merkel. This picture is from the 50s/60s. Merkel was born in 1954.

[–]RatsSewer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sure? I'm gonna check my sources.

[–]ddxxdd -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

East Germany was several decades behind the Western world during the communist era, so you can't really judge the date the photo was taken purely from the level of technology of the camera.

[–]boskee 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course I can't. However the person who originally posted that photo on the internet claims it was printed in the Swedish magazine called HELIOS that published in the 1950s and 1960s.

[–]vitor210 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure when Chad asks for money Merkel quickly goes to help. When it's me I'm pinned to the ground and asked how I managed to enter her room to smell her panties

[–]sorenion 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The ultimate shitpost