Besides some exceptions like Ronaldo asking to go to RM for galacticos 2.0, when a player leaves Man Utd it's because the manager gave them the boot; he Donalded them in the boardroom (heh).

With gone Schweintiger, who else will join him?

DDG

One of the few candidates who would leave because he wants to. Remember the shitshow in 2015? That was delicious. Anyway, RM are still standing outside DDG's window with a boombox above their head and our boy is still keen to go back home. But it takes 3 to threesome and Moudword (Mou and Ed) won't let this happen unless we have Plan B. So yeah, he could leave.

Romero

Great backup, real tough stare. Wants to go back to Argentina, to Boca and play starter. Mou has said fair ace, he won't stand in his way. I dunno if we'll let 2 keepers walk in the same window but Mourinho is also crazy sometimes.

Johnstone

7 clubs in 6 seasons. He's getting that Ben Amos treatment. No idea what might happen. Officially, the club says blah blah blah bright young talent.

Joel Pereira

Made his debut against Wigan in the FA Cup but then messed up his knee and is out rest of season. Probably gonna hang around and maybe get shipped out for some loan action.

Smalling, Bailly, Rojo, Jones, Blind, Valencia

Staying. Unless we get paid.

Tuanzebe

Made an appearance our 4-0 FA Cup win over Wigan in January so he's a senior squad member (sort of). Signed a recent contract extension. Likely staying.

CBJ

Hmm, he ain't playing much at Wolves. But he's young and obviously packed with talent. I thought the same about Paddy McNair, though, and it's looking like he's going down with Sunderland.

Darmian

Before the January window, looked on the way out. After the window, he's getting picked at a slightly higher rate. I dunno, I feel like he might go.

Shaw

Been talked to at length elsewhere in this sub. Rocky relationship with Mou but promises that he'll play more next season because Mou is working on him right now. Who knows?

Varela

The most talented youngster Zidane ever saw!He is not getting games at Frankfurt.

Pogba, Herrera, Mkhi, Lingard, Fellaini

Also staying unless we get paid.

Mata

Yeah, Mou sold him once but he's playing lots for us. Maybe if we get some serious Barca money.

Carrick

Where's that contract extension?

Young

He was one of the guys in January that Mou was apparently ready to let walk but he stayed, despite apparently getting 3 offers (2 domestic and 1 from China). Getting a decent run of games at left wingback in this new formation we're playing. Also haven't seen him flop in a while.

TFM

Probably staying. He's the future.

Januzaj

Says he dunno what's gonna happen end of season. Start of the season Mou said he has plans for him. Are those plans to sell him in the summer now?

Andreas Pereira

Says he regularly talks to Mou and has impressed in his time in Spain. He feels confident he can play his way into the team.

Ibra

Ok, besides DDG, he's the only other player who would leave on his terms. Everyone wants to stay and I think he'll stay but he wants to make us sweat, because he likes it when we're on edge.

Rooney

I don't wanna talk about it

Martial

I don't know who Mou supposedly hates more, Martial or Shaw. Martial plays now and then, however. But apparently he'd like to head back to France. Dunno what might happen here.

Rashford

No way we let him go. This is Mou's boy.

James Wilson

Remember when he was the next Rashford? LVG didn't rate him much and this season he suffered an ACL tear. Probably gonna leave.

Overall, it looks like we're in for a bit of an overhaul.