A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand you up and never let you down. She will reassure you when you feel insecure and she will comfort you after a bad day. She will inspire you to do things that you never thought you could and she will enable you to express your deepest emotions and desires. She will make you feel confident, sexy, intelligent, invincible...

No, wait...

Not a woman. I was thinking of alcohol, sorry.