Girl I was dating years ago took me over to visit a friend of hers. Apparently this woman was into barrel racing so had a couple of horses and a barrel course set up at her home.

I patiently sat through all the "I'm a horse expert bla bla bla..."

When asked if I knew horses and told them I did, I got the smirk, "Sure you do... ok show us."

So I took her older horse, blind in one eye, through the barrel circuit at full gallop. Stunned silence since I let that horse go and cut the barrels tight as fuck.