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[–]xiandrii 317 ポイント318 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I unsheath my +7 sword of howling

[–]gisquestions 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're awaking some dark middle school memories.

[–]DeckerR [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

4 strength 4 stam leather belt! Aguhhghh

[–]EDeputy [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Ha, where is your katana named virginity defender? Its got +9

[–]ThatGuyWhoTypes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I drink my cup of coffee

[–]leargonaut [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I cast shillelagh for +1 enhancement.

[–]Spyhop 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–]shroomenheimer 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I move away from the mic to breathe

[–]Crapapalouza 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

God I loved that, do you remember who did it? Was it bloodninja?

[–]macthefire [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I cast magic missile into the darkness.

[–]pajamahat 157 ポイント158 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Taking charge of the conversation for one's own fantasies is def. not submissiveness also he didn't roll for initiative

[–]leducdeguise 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (4子コメント)

*glomps* :33

[–]Samuwhale 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

UwU what's this??

[–]rainduck1 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/creepyasterisks

[–]d9am1ie4n 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was expecting this to not be real but thanks. Good stuff.

[–]Crispy385 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (8子コメント)

So we just gonna ignore that they were apparently into some crazy shit in middle school?

[–]Shibowen [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I took it as back in middle school, or about ten years ago people would use asterisks to describe actions that in hindsight seem pretty immature and creepy.

[–]smapple [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

How are you supposed to do it, I haven't sexted since high school.

[–]Tim226 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah that part was also pretty weird

[–]Cappelitoo [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

And apparently it was dark memories. Maybe it was her teacher. Or dad. Or both.

[–]bhobhomb [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Jesus why is this the assumption you jump to? She could have easily been referring to the way middle schoolers sext because they have little freedom and ability to explore their sexuality as they wish at that age. That was my first thought, was that that's some middle school level phone sex shit right there.

[–]avalanchethethird [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I mean... I was.

[–]iia [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

slips tongue under toenail and lifts it gently

(✿◠‿◠)

[–]Yazkin_Yamakala [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

That mental image reminds me of a video where a girl scoops out a guy's eyeball with her tongue as they get freaky.

[–]raspberrykoolaid [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

...wut

[–]Jason_Steelix [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

>That mental image reminds me of a video where a girl scoops out a guy's eyeball with her tongue as they get freaky.

[–]-keepsummersafe- [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

What are you watching in your spare time?!??

[–]proto-metheus 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tips fedora M'roleplay

[–]JustinIsFunny 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Ha ha" is the universal "please stop whatever your doing" via a text exchange.

[–]alphabaiter 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Misread dark as dank and was thoroughly confused for a bit.

[–]eatingisoverrated [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That would multiply the cringiness by a factor of 10

[–]TheHighFlyer 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd like to know what kind of school she visited

[–]VincentSports89 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oof I actually cringed from that one. Good post.

[–]TacoMeatFromHell [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

50 shades of gay?

[–]IMSmurf [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dark middle school memories

Whoa....

[–]BravoTeam127 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Am I on 4chan?

[–]cthulhuscocaine [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

r/creepyasterisks

[–]chiggerskido 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Little did he know that gently kissing her feet unearths her final form

[–]Bad-at-Life 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I knew a guy like this. He was shaking and called me mistress. Being nice to him is what got him disinterested.

[–]wofflestomp 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It was when I read the word mistress that I realised it was a bloke sending those messages. What the fuck. Seriously is there any female on the planet who wants her man to crawl up to her and kiss her feet ?

[–]ispariz 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yes, there are. They're called femdoms.

[–]jonamiya [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I enjoy some good femdom stuff from time to time but goddamn this was not femdom.

[–]Jason_Steelix [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How was it not? It's not the best obviously but this person very clearly has a fetish for being dominated.

[–]wofflestomp -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why am I not surprised.

[–]Saintzillla [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Based on your last comment, I feel you should be surprised...

[–]riversilver [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Are you actually asking if there's a single woman out of around 4 billion women that likes submissive men? Cmon dude, there are probably multiple subreddits for this :P

[–]Jason_Steelix [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Honest question, is this your first day on the internet? In fact what the fuck is this post even?

[–]wofflestomp [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

No mate. But the porn I watch doesn't involve lads crawling around on the floor looking innocent. Each to their own I guess.

[–]Jason_Steelix [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But it's not like that's even an obscure fetish. I mean, if it was like inflation porn or something I would understand it, but some simple femdom like foot worship is literally PG-13. To be fair though it may be the case that a couple of decades on the internet has dramatically skewed what I consider to be "normal".

[–]exodusinfinite 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least they kissed your feet gently.

[–]Luke-The-Bard [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

POST MORE.

[–]trro16p [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is everyone forgetting the greatest Roleplayer ever, Bloodninja?

Bash Quote - Bloodninja