I've been on the pill for little over six months now and I agree with like 80% of things on here. After today maybe that number went up to like 95%. Just usual Sunday afternoon and I decided to go for couple of drinks to my local trendy watering hole where all the action is. Surprise surprise, after only 5 minutes or so some HB8 sits down next to me and starts being friendly with me. She commented on my choice of beer which was a really strong imperial stout like 9% avb, and how she likes it so much and haven't had one in a long time. Now few months back my old blue pill self wouldn't think twice, and just bought the beer to the smiling lady. Not this time, after spending some time on TRP I immediately noticed red flags popping left and right.

1. Her toes were pointed directly at the bar, even though she was turned towards me.

2. She was looking through her phone the entire time.

3. Her dialog was like strangely prepared like she answered in these short bursts of information, all without eye contact.

After noticing all of that I quickly tried a simple test. I told her that if she likes that beer so much, she should get herself a pint. To witch she just looked at me and said " Sure I'll just have to visit bathroom really quick'

Boy oh boy was I right about this chick. After the bathroom break she never returned to the same spot, instead she stopped just on the opposite side of bar where group of "Dad Bod" overweight betas were munching on French fries and sipping beer. Soon enough they started pouring her beers and buying her shots. I've never seen such a desperate bunch of idiots in my entire life, they were fighting for her attention like a group of rescued puppies most of them had wedding bands on their fingers. This went on for another hour or so , I'm sure the collective bar tab was running in the high 100's and half of this was just this chick.

Minutes later she picked up a phone call said something to the tune of: she'll be right back. I saw her skipping the bathroom and exiting through the back door. I moved my way around the bar so I can have a peak on the parking lot, sure enough the "ill be right back lady" jumped into a black Ford Mustang filled already with some girls in the back and driven buy some dude with really muscular forearm.

Another bullet dodged and lesson learned my friends. Do not be the "Free Drink Fountain" for these hoes. She was probably going to a party and needed pre fix to lighten the mood.

I just cannot believe that only few years ago I was one of those poor suckers. Even worse I used to thought half way through it that I must be doing really great cause she accepted another drink.