Top this: Got pregnant cheating on me, poked a hole in a condom for (my) birthday sex, blamed it on me, expected me to raise the kid while she pursued her dream of being a writer. I asked her to get a morning after pill the next day - constant phone calls, she couldn't get a break from work, she got stuck in traffic, didn't get the pill. Literally the next day she's craving shrimp (also a vegetarian). I didn't figure this whole scheme out until a couple of years after breaking up. Her entire family was fucked up, I should have know better than to get involved. The sex was unbelievably fantastic, though. Just like with all the crazy ones.