Passionately Promoting A More Perfect World

argumate:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you’ve had sex with less than 12 people , people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

also applicable if you haven’t had sex since 1972, or if the main reason people have sex with you is to spite the Russians, or if having sex with you takes 7.5 million pounds of thrust and ends with you splashing down in the Pacific Ocean.

I kind of want to text a bunch of people to inform them that they’re now in ‘The Nine Inches High Club’ with zero context…

(via argumate)

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    buddy the people i have had sex with is infinitely exclusive at 0, moon landings ain’t got nothin’ on me
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