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Embarrassing Match Thread comments... (self.reddevils)

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I love watching United play while reading the comments of fellow Redditors on the Match Thread, and I am sure most of you do too. I am just frustrated with the level of vitriol being posted in each thread, calling for officials to "die", calling our own players "cunts" etc. I understand that the Match Day thread is a place for knee-jerk reaction, and that "fans" who make these idiotic, infantile comments are the minority on r/reddevils, but I feel that our right to criticize the players and the manager should never extend to personal attacks like some of the examples below. These players are also human beings. Please downvote these sort of comments as much as possible, and mods: please ban users who call for officials to die... This is not right. Here are some examples just from the last couple of Match Threads:

"Herrera. Stupid. Idiotic. Immature." u/waffles0708

"I wish Mourinho gets cancer, so we can actually get a decent coach." u/bangamilfdry

"OMG. People need stop FUCKING DEFENDING POGBA FOR HIS ACTIONS. FUCKING LAZY CUNT DO SOMETHING AND BLOCK THE SHOT!" u/william77korea

"Honestly, fuck Pogba." u/houston182

"Smalling is fucking shit." u/mrpiggywinkles52

"Send this Pogba donkey back!" u/AmulyaG

"How the fuck did Young bag a 3 year contract extension." u/danskzwag

"Michael Oliver needs to die." u/PolandPole

"How fucking shit are we?" u/liopiop

"Lol. Jones is a terrible player." u/ohhh_maaan

"Holy shit Pogba... he has truly lost it." u/MDXLegendRooney

"Selfish idiot. Pass the fucking ball Zlatan" u/cristiano10sMartial

"Because we're playing Fellaini... who has the technical ability of an amputee." u/Moosje

"It's actually getting close with who is the worst player at United between Felliani and Lingard." u/BMK2K7

"Is Mata even playing? Done fuck all." u/rossco9

"Honestly Mourinho is a fucking coward. Bring on 4 CB to defend a 2-0 lead vs a 19th place team in the league. No modern manager would do this." u/maq205075

"Smalling sucks." u/pqamarks

"We are shit, fuck off Mourinho." u/pgtippz

"Lingard should be bossing this game. Championship is his standard after all." u/Dincht04

"We are shite to watch and have been for months." u/ilovethisgameahahah

"If Lingard can start for United and get call from England squad then we all still have a chance at becoming pro footballer." u/DoM1n

"Fuck Chris Smalling." u/curlyswine

"If [Rashford] gets himself in a scoring position then he must score simple as. We are 7th cause of bitches missing chances." u/Kimash-sama

"The United players look like they are playing for their Middlesborough futures." u/privatemachine

"I know Rashford is a kid but fucking hell his work ethic stinks."
u/bit_nothing

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[–]gofodPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

most of them arent even bad its like youve never had a real life conversation with a fan during a game people shout out shit get over it

[–]SZamanC#21 Status - Loading... 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

werent you meant to wear your grandma's knickers or something?

[–]pqamarks 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We get mad when we are watching Manchester United playing. We love this team, but I think that Smalling is not a good player. He always commit mistakes, dude. People who says that Mourinho should get cancer are bad apples and they should get banned, but I can't see any big problem in my post.

[–]Limoni-AzzurriBrazilian Ronaldo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Isn't this what the upvote/downvote system is for?

[–]JhixDe Gea 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most of the comments op has picked out aren't that bad or unjustified. Especially compared to ops previous posts.

[–]i-Poker 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's cringe-worthy indeed. Unsurprisingly most of the users on the Wall Of Shame have stacked up a considerable amount of downvotes from me in Reddit Enhancement Suite. I highly recommend installing it. Not only does it give you an odd satisfaction of watching their downvote numbers climb, but it also helps you isolate the unsupportive simpletons from the reasonable majority and make the sub-reddit experience a less depressing one overall.

Also helps a ton to ignore the United Stand and Full Time Devils. I'm sticking with The Rant Cast and Statman Dave. Also been tuning into The Football Terrace lately.

[–]_________________-- 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should have two match threads, the usual one, and another labelled [prawn sandwich] where you can't say bad words and only watch 20 minutes of the game.

[–]DangoManUtdJose Mourinho -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://www.wired.com/2013/07/ap_argshaming/

[–]YoungJumpPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Irritated people making reactionary comments, nothing wrong with that, can't ban em for not liking Mourinho or players.

The cancer one though ya, you might wanna ban those as a mod

[–]idunlikeu 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Woosh, Tagging the people is probably excessive.

[–]WildBuffalo 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Some of OP's comments from recent games.

Rojo is a machine at CB but an absolute joke at LB.

Jesus Christ the St Ettienne players are soft as fuck. Falling down at the slightest touch. This is the weakest French resistance since 1940.

Herrera's passing today was terrible.

Why does Pogba choose today to have a shitter

Every simple ground pass the ball bounces like Pamela Anderson's tits on a tumble dryer. Absolutely shocking.

How are these not equally, if not more offensive, than half the comments he's complaining about?

[–]WildBuffalo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The United players look like they are playing for their Middlesborough futures."

That's a good line, to be fair. Don't see why it's embarrassing.

On another note, I actually feel the condescending crusading against emotional posts is just as annoying. There's nothing wrong with most of those comments, and the ones that are out of order are in the minority and ALWAYS downvoted. Reading most of them I can only conclude you're upset incredibly easily or you were scraping the bottom of the barrel getting beyond half a dozen comments

[–]NoOneMakesItOutAliveThe Boss 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have to remember it's not all United fans in our match threads. I've seen many opposition fans taking the piss. Now I'm not saying our fans don't say ridiculous stuff but just be wary of who's actually saying these things. reddit is full of trolls

[–]krelmAndy Cole 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe we could make this a tradition? Like a weekly witch-hunt thread where we can call out other users whose comments we find disgusting, pathetic, idiotic and infantile?

[–]jackmanutd 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wtf is that cancer comment that's fucking disgusting

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to the internet guy

[–]ilovethisgameahahahRashford -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Stand by what i said, we have played some poor football since the Watford game, probably due to fatigue. That is my opinion and if you wanted to call it out you should have done it at the time with your own opinion, that's how discussion happens.

Match threads are a melting pot of hyperbole 99% of the time but if you want to make a list, at least do it right op. "The United players look like they are playing for their Middlesborough futures." a funny throwaway comment does not belong on the same list as "Send this Pogba donkey back!" or "OMG. People need stop FUCKING DEFENDING POGBA FOR HIS ACTIONS. FUCKING LAZY CUNT DO SOMETHING AND BLOCK THE SHOT!" .

Sidenote: u/bangamilfdry what the fuck were you thinking?

[–]nelsonandthemandelas[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fair enough. Your comment is not nearly as bad as some of the others. However, we have played some attractive football this season, are not easy to beat, and there are positives compared to last season. A blanket statement that we "are shit to watch" for months isn't completely true. But you are right, your comment is not that egregious.

[–]MoosjeHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Then why name him if it's not as bad as the others?

[–]nelsonandthemandelas[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I explained it above.

[–]MoosjeHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you've named him alongside people asking for officials to die and calling Pogba a 'donkey' because he's said we've not played well in months putting in the spotlight and getting him needlessly downvoted (fair enough he might not care)?

Not arsed about the downvotes I get, I genuinely think you've not thought this through enough

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People get caught up in the moment myself included it makes for good reading after and it's no different to any other subreddit.

Addressing my own comment I do not rate Smalling at all and I think he is doing deserving of criticism although put more eloquently than that, I've thought it since the start of the season really. However the comment was just my frustration boiling over at the time. I also don't believe saying a player is shit is a personal attack, I have no issues with Smalling as a person and I'm sure he's a great guy but as a footballer I'm not a fan

[–]MoosjeHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's absolutely fucking nothing wrong with your comment. I'm assuming it was made in the heat of the moment when Smalling was... playing fucking shit?

Ignore OP, he's got a good initial point about not calling for officials/players etc. to die but it just turned into him calling out anyone that says anything even barely non PC.

On another note, not too sure how many games he's been too live if comments on a match thread have gave him this much trouble...

[–]husaini___ 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Suprised im not there

[–]mufctezIbrahimovic 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Some of the above comments are awful and should result in bans, but some comments are fine.

"Smalling sucks" for example, what's wrong with that? You might not agree, but it's pure censorship if you stop someone giving a valid opinion.

[–]ChickenAllDayEvryDayBlind 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do think the reactionary commenting is a bit childish but I can understand that it's hard to manage the amount of people who comment in the thread, due to the size of this sub.

But, there is also the simple option of, if you don't like it, don't read it.

[–]nelsonandthemandelas[S] -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I do not call for censorship for all of the above examples. Not at all. You should be able to give an opinion, or to be critical of a player. I am just against using personal, derogatory attacks against our own players. They deserve a minimum level of respect in my opinion.

[–]_________________-- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

in my opinion

This is the key point. Whilst I agree some of the comments you listed are immature and insensitive, it's for the mods to deal with, not random users to try and shame other people on this sub.

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have over 58 thousand people here. In a community this big, of course you'll find a couple of bad apples.

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