Just a reminder: Buttcoins are forking soon. What used to just be BUC (BUtt Coinz) will now be BCC (Butt Coin Classic) and BCI (Butt Coin Infinite). This is good for Buttcoin.

But what's the difference?

Well, Jimmy, it's really quite simple!

BCC has a block size of one megabutt. This means that sometimes there isn't enough room for all the butts, so some butt-transactions take longer to propabutt through the buttwork. This is good for Buttcoin.

BCI has no limit to the amount of butt in a block. You can have two megabutt, or four megabutt, or even a gigabutt! But that's only if everyone agrees. So it'll probably just be two megabutts for now (that's 2x the butts through the buttwork!). This is good for Buttcoin.

So what should I do?

Well, Jimmy, the markets might become more volatile for a while. You should just HODL, though. Any losses you suffer will be repaid when Butts go to the moon. This is good for Buttcoin.

Also, you'll need to make sure you keep track of your coins! You'll have one BCC and one BCI for every BUC you had, and that means you need to update your wallet! Just make sure you don't accidentally set a password on it, and that the exchange you had the coinz on in the first place doesn't steal all your money or trade a coin with a hidden backdoor. Oh, and make sure to epoxy your bird baths, of course, and put your wallet on two phones.

This is good for Buttcoin.

You should also take all of your coins out of exchanges, really. "But I don't have to do that with normal money!" I hear you say. Well, Jimmy, you're a goddamn weak hand statist who should sell and stop trying to fight the inevitable destruction of all world governments at the hand of the infinite power of Buttcoin.

But anyway, Jimmy, this is good for Buttcoin.

Which fork will win?

Buttcoin will destroy all world governments.

So, that just about wraps things up, folks! Don't forget to invest in my new ICO!