Before this election, I honestly didn't know who the hell he was. I just thought he was some generic, rich old wrinkled ballsack billionaire.

I mean, I knew he'd done some TV things and the Apprentice but beyond that I didn't know a damn thing about him. I miss those days when I didn't know much involving Trump or his spawn. Or before when he wasn't one of the heads of the despicably awful Birther Movement.

I know I sound like an idiot for that, but I was never really big on celebrity stuff or anything like that. And to an extent that's still true. But my point being is that I wish I didn't know who he was still and, more importantly, he'd never stuck his ugly ass into politics and shat all over the Constitution.