I try not to say that someone who once had braces actually has straight teeth. I call them Crooked-to-Braceface (CTB).

They may look like they had straight teeth, when in reality their DNA still shows that they have crooked teeth.

Braces are a purely elective cosmetic procedure created by people who simply can't accept having crooked teeth. It's hard to believe that a lot of people nowadays in the Western world are now getting them. The bracing of kids is abhorrent!

These people will need a lifelong dependence on retainers just to prop up the illusion of straight teeth!

If God gave you crooked teeth, that is how you shall stay.

Dentists are making a killing of of vulnerable people, which is why braces are a customary procedure for most people with crooked tooth disorder.

Isn't it cheaper, easier, and safer to just put on vampire teeth from the party store than to go though all this work?

/s