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bomb · (Today, 03:59 PM)

today is the best day of the year. It is Steak & BJ Day.

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Here are a few photos from last year. I will update tonight with 2017 photos. I welcome all others to share as well.

akira28 · (Today, 04:00 PM)

that was a grilled steak wasn't it? charcoal?

Baron von Loathsome · (Today, 04:00 PM)

Steak and pie?

The Lamonster · (Today, 04:01 PM)

BJ>sex

just like

steak>chicken

Citizen_Insane · (Today, 04:01 PM)

It also my bday

tiebreaker · (Today, 04:01 PM)

I was half expecting a BJ pic for the second image.

johancruijff · (Today, 04:02 PM)

long ass images teasing us

akira28 · (Today, 04:02 PM)

I'll settle for sex and chicken every day, instead of a special holiday for me. Because I am unselfish.

Veidt · (Today, 04:02 PM)

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

SliceSabre · (Today, 04:02 PM)

Originally Posted by The Lamonster

BJ>sex

just like

steak>chicken

I can agree with all this.

Advocatus Diaboli · (Today, 04:03 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

Because it should be a daily thing.

Not the steak, though. There's such a thing as too much red meat.

akira28 · (Today, 04:03 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

Originally Posted by Baron von Loathsome

Steak and pie?

probably

OverBlood 3 · (Today, 04:03 PM)

Here are a few photos from last year. I will update tonight with 2017 photos. I welcome all others to share as well.

I was scared to scroll down.

bomb · (Today, 04:03 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

That is Valentine's day. It's the reason valentine's starts with a V.

Kyne · (Today, 04:04 PM)

I thought Valentine's Day was for couples in general.

Why do I not see people passing out Steak & BJ cards/chocolates?

This holiday is dumb.

Addnan · (Today, 04:04 PM)

I only see pictures of steak.

Matticers · (Today, 04:04 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

NealMcCauley · (Today, 04:04 PM)

Originally Posted by tiebreaker

I was half expecting a BJ pic for the second image.

Well if you tilt your head slightly and use your imagination...

PhoncipleBone · (Today, 04:05 PM)

A stupid ass "holiday." At least celebrate the more universal and nerdy occasion today: Pi Day.

SgtCobra · (Today, 04:05 PM)

Originally Posted by The Lamonster

BJ>sex

just like

steak>chicken

How wrong can someone be?

jstripes · (Today, 04:06 PM)

How the fuck is Valentine's Day "a holiday for women"?

Is an open expression of romantic love not manly enough for you?

Kyne · (Today, 04:06 PM)

Originally Posted by SgtCobra

How wrong can someone be?

the BJ part was wrong.

the steak>chicken was not.

hawkshockey11 · (Today, 04:06 PM)

Just what the world needs, more excuses to celebrate toxic masculinity.

chandoog · (Today, 04:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

CJ ?

Baron von Loathsome · (Today, 04:07 PM)

Originally Posted by SgtCobra

How wrong can someone be?

Well, steak is better than chicken.

Jill Sandwich · (Today, 04:07 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Where is national steak and ...
Wait, what is the female version of BJ??
Why doesn't a day for this exist?

Any day can be

sixteen-bit · (Today, 04:07 PM)

I thought it was pie day

Beartruck · (Today, 04:07 PM)

I'll stick to my original plan for today, pizza and Kong: skull island. I'd rather watch a gorilla kill a man than jizz.

PhoncipleBone · (Today, 04:09 PM)

Originally Posted by sixteen-bit

I thought it was pie day

There we go!

kulapik · (Today, 04:09 PM)

Anyone that celebrates Steak & BJ day unironically isn't worth talking with.

I'm okay with the steak part though

Garuda1One · (Today, 04:11 PM)

Originally Posted by Beartruck

I'll stick to my original plan for today, pizza and Kong: skull island. I'd rather watch a gorilla kill a man than jizz.

Jeff Albertson · (Today, 04:11 PM)

It's my wedding anniversary!

I will get neither

TheSpoiler · (Today, 04:11 PM)

That's assuming GAF likes 3D.

We don't.

We like 2D.

Hippopuncher12 · (Today, 04:11 PM)

I'll let my wife know. I expect a reply text of "That's nice, fuck you".

Nepenthe · (Today, 04:13 PM)

Since when is Valentine's Day a holiday exclusive for women? Do men not get things from their girlfriends and wives? Do gay men not celebrate it at all?

Aiii · (Today, 04:13 PM)

Originally Posted by Hippopuncher12

I'll let my wife know. I expect a reply text of "That's nice, fuck you".

"That's the point, thanks for getting into the spirit of the holiday."

Messofanego · (Today, 04:14 PM)

Not only is this stupid but also sexist. I'm pretty sure women aren't promised sexual acts like cunnilingus on Valentine, so this being "a holiday for men" is not equitable to a "holiday for women". Valentine can be a holiday for men, it's not only women who enjoy being treated on a day. It also perpetuates the negative stereotype that just men are horny and sexually frustrated.

Good luck on that wishful thinking ;)

Baron von Loathsome · (Today, 04:14 PM)

What I just go to BJ's and order a steak, does that count?

L Thammy · (Today, 04:15 PM)

Originally Posted by Beartruck

I'd rather watch a gorilla kill a man than jizz.

Watching a gorilla kill a man makes me jizz.
Coincidentally I'm a Donkey Kong fan.

Originally Posted by Messofanego

Not only is this stupid but also sexist. I'm pretty sure women aren't promised sexual acts like cunnilingus on Valentine, so this being "a holiday for men" is not equitable to a "holiday for women". Valentine can be a holiday for men, it's not only women who enjoy being treated on a day. It also perpetuates the negative stereotype that just men are horny and sexually frustrated.

Good luck on that wishful thinking ;)

This too.

yonder · (Today, 04:15 PM)

This shit ain't even funny anymore. Steak and blowjob day? C'mon. I know it's supposed to be a joke, but c'mon.

Rhomega Beta · (Today, 04:15 PM)

Originally Posted by Nepenthe

Since when is Valentine's Day a holiday exclusive for women? Do men not get things from their girlfriends and wives?

In the general sense, no. Men buy flowers, chocolates, and dinner for their women, but women are not obligated to give anything to men.

Jakoo · (Today, 04:16 PM)

My wife and I coined a variation on this called "Chicken and Sleep Day" where we eat a ton of Korean Fried Chicken, feel terrible about it, and then pass out immediately afterwards.

phaonaut · (Today, 04:16 PM)

Originally Posted by Nepenthe

Since when is Valentine's Day a holiday exclusive for women? Do men not get things from their girlfriends and wives? Do gay men not celebrate it at all?

Since always, guys may get something but they would much rather not be hassled by the day.

Veidt · (Today, 04:16 PM)

Originally Posted by Jill Sandwich

Any day can be

Everyday is already Taco Time at my place.
I now have a name for it. Thanks.

fanboi · (Today, 04:17 PM)

Dog>Pussy

Baron von Loathsome · (Today, 04:17 PM)

Originally Posted by Veidt

Everyday is already Taco Time at my place.
I now have a name for it. Thanks.

Happy Taco Tuesday.

IdreamofHIME · (Today, 04:17 PM)

I hate steak and loathe BJs.

I await Pizza and handjob day.

George Oscar Bluth II · (Today, 04:18 PM)

Originally Posted by Messofanego

Not only is this stupid but also sexist. I'm pretty sure women aren't promised sexual acts like cunnilingus on Valentine, so this being "a holiday for men" is not equitable to a "holiday for women". Valentine can be a holiday for men, it's not only women who enjoy being treated on a day. It also perpetuates the negative stereotype that just men are horny and sexually frustrated.

Good luck on that wishful thinking ;)

Yeah, this.

Veidt · (Today, 04:18 PM)

Originally Posted by Baron von Loathsome

Happy Taco Tuesday.

Taco Tuesday.
Taco Wednesday.
Taco Thursday.
Taco Friday.

Taco days are the best days.

Safs Safs Safs · (Today, 04:18 PM)

le epic meat

what about vegans

oh wait those pussies don't have gfs am I right or what

what kinda bitch ass motherfucker pussy doesn't eat le epic meat