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I know I’ve bothered you enough already, maybe it’s just me, but…

Excuse me, I know I’ve taken up a lot of your time with all the details about Michael Flynn retroactively registering as a foreign agent because he was a lobbyist for Turkey and all that, but there’s just one loose end I wanted to nail down here. Call it a hunch, or maybe I’m just chasing after shadows here, but doesn’t it strike you as odd that one of the “consultants” that Flynn listed in his retroactive filing was retired FBI agent Brian McCauley, who also happened to be the main source of that story about a State Department official offering a “quid pro quo” in order to keep an email from Hillary Clinton’s private server from being classified?

It’s probably nothing. But the thing that gets me is that just two weeks after McCauley signs on with Flynn’s outfit in October 2016, McCauley is the main named source in that Washington Post story detailing what McCauley said was a very explicit offer to approve the assignment of two FBI employees to Baghdad, if McCauley would see to it that a Clinton email wasn’t retroactively changed from unclassified to classified status. You see here? MCcauley’s first payment is October 4, the Post story is the 19th, and the election is coming right up in November. It’s just one of those things that gets in my head and keeps rolling around in there like a marble.

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White House Just Can’t Figure Out How To Lie About Foreign Agent Michael Flynn!
And I know, just because one thing happens before another, it’s not proof there’s a connection. Flynn’s a busy guy, consulting the Trump campaign on foreign policy while he’s also lobbying on Turkey’s behalf, trying to get one of Erdogan’s political enemies sent back to Turkey outside the normal extradition process. I can see where a former FBI guy would be useful there. But in October of 2016, you’ve got to think the campaign is uppermost in Flynn’s mind, right? And a former FBI guy coming out and accusing the State Department of trying to interfere with a classification — of a document related to Benghazi no less — that turned into some serious red meat for the base, although the State Department guy, Patrick Kennedy, swears up and down he never offered to make a deal with McCauley. Seems awfully convenient, McCauley coming forward like that just when he happens to be taking payments from Trump’s foreign policy guy. Oh, and McCauley later said it was actually him who’d suggested the “quid pro quo” arrangement, after all the Republicans used it as a reason to yell “Lock her up!” Memory’s a funny thing, isn’t it? Lord knows nobody at the White House can remember when they found out Flynn was a lobbyist for Turkey, just long after it had been all over the media in November. Or they can’t keep their stories straight.

ICYMI

Oh, The Top State Department Management Just Resigned. Did We Need Them?Rachel Maddow Would Like To Scare The Shit Out Of You Now
Then you add to that, Patrick Kennedy is one of the most experienced people in the State Department, and just after Trump takes office, he and three other senior people at State are asked to leave, part of a huge exodus of top people there, and now the State Department is just an empty shell where you hear Rex Tillerson’s footsteps echoing in the night, all lonely with nobody there to run foreign policy. People are noticing that’s really convenient for Russia. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

Anyway, as I say, there’s probably nothing there, just a bunch of dots that don’t really connect to anything. Tell you what, let me leave my card and you can call me if you think of anything helpful. This is probably the sort of thing Congress should set up an independent commission to investigate anyway, not some fictional detective who’s been off the air for, what, twenty years? Thirty? It’s amazing how the time flies when you’re in reruns on basic cable.

Anyway, thanks for your time. Say, do you know anyplace nearby that sells dog biscuits?

[Daily Beast / TPM / WaPo]

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  • TundraGrifter

    That’s some funny shit right there – the writing, not the Flynn garbage (although that’s pretty bad). Well played, Dok. Well played!
  • Msgr_MΩment
  • Crystalclear12

    OT
    CBO say 24 million would lose coverage with new plan.

    • Msgr_MΩment

      “Fake” “news”, clearly.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Squirrel!

    • Creepoman

      “No one will be worse off”
      – Some fellar in charge of the whole mess

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        -some guy who gets congressional health insurance…

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      That’s because it will cost $337 million less over 10 years. Those rich bastards need that money, godammit!…

    • Shibusa

      Yes but 540 American billionaires get a tax cut!

      • wide_stance_hubby

        That’s gonna be some fine trickle down. I’ll wait here. . .watches sky. . .

    • wide_stance_hubby

      But, only 14 million for now: “See, we saved 10 million right out of the gate!”

  • canes_pugnaces

    You’d almost think it were true. One solution: Congress investigates. Although I understand they are awfully busy trying to get poor people to trade their 30 extra iPhones in for healthcare.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      While the smega monster is out there whining about people making choices between living & getting the newest i-Phone…article drops about how his campaign spent $30K at Apple stores in Utah. He needs to shut his stupid face.

      • Nockular cavity

        To be fair, $30K will pay for a lot of insurance.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          That may be true for average folks like you & I, but this douche canoe gets his insurance for free. $30K gets a lot of rhinestone covered phone cases & ear buds!

          • NellCote71

            If you gave up your iPhone, then you too could afford healthcare.

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Ha! I have an Android! Muwahahahaha!

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Sure thing. My iPhone6 was $230 and another $30/per month. SOOOO… let’s see, if I can manage to give up 1.75 iPhones per month, I can pay my health insurance premiums.

            Hmmm. I gonna need a whole lot more iPhones. :(

    • beavertank

      You can pry my horde of iPhones from my cold, dead hands (after my death of a preventable illness that went untreated because I have no insurance coverage).

  • Michael Smith

    Forget it Jake

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Remember how we were saying before they’re all in the hot tub with Russia? I’d like to speculate it’s that filthy acid-filled hot tub of Bannon’s from Dok’s other article…

  • Crystalclear12

    As an accountant I find it offensive when books are cooked improperly.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      And well-done and with ketchup, also too.

  • whitroth

    Woof, woof.

    Mind if I do something with your question… I dunno, maybe write a letter to the WaPo, or maybe forward your questions to my (D-MD) Congressman?

    • doktorzoom

      You know, that’s fine with me. You go ahead and use that. My wife, she might say I worry too much.

      • Hutch

        Your WIFE?!? And here, I’ve had your avatar taped t my vanity mirror next to the latest Tiger Beat heart throb all this time.

        Never mind.

        • doktorzoom

          Columbo was married, I am not. But I am taken, and not just with myself.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        It’s in your other pocket…

      • Royal Ugly Dude

        Det. Colombo’s wife says she likes Trump’s budget ties.

    • Sardonicuss

      His secretary, Peggy, has already done that.
      Oh wait..that’s Mannix…..

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    Anyone else missing nodrama Obama?

    • Crystalclear12

      AOT, K

    • Nockular cavity

      Obama. Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years. Takes me back. Right back to when I still had a bit, what was it, again? Oh yeah: hope.

      Just waxing nostalgic here. Say, you gonna eat that last squirrel?

  • Reximus

    If only there was a microwave in Flynn’s office, so we could all know what really happened

  • beavertank

    Man, I wish someone would pay me $28k to lie in a way that’s not criminal in any way.

    I don’t know that I’d lie under oath or anything stupid like that for just $28k, but lie to a bunch of newspapers? Hell yeah I would.

  • Shibusa

    Lock. Him. Up.

    • Ricky Gay

      “As you wish”

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      Just don’t put him in my FEMA detention camp for liberals discussion group.

      • Crystalclear12

        Last thing we need is him screwing up our stitch and bitch knitting group.

  • Hutch

    Something is fishy in Denmark.

  • Flashman

    [sigh] On the other hand, if Hillary had been elected, right now we’d all be worried sick about how she was going to be a one-term president because one of her staff got caught taking a 2-hour lunch and stealing binder clips.

    • elviouslyqueer

      And the red Swingline stapler.

      • The problem there is that if you steal that, someone’s going to burn the white house down (again).

        • Lascauxcaveman

          This is why you don’t hire Canadians.

          • *shifty eyes* yeah… we haven’t already infiltrated everything…

          • Lascauxcaveman

            No, it’s because you guys have a tendency to TO BURN DOWN THE FREAKIN’ WHITE HOU…

            Hmmmm. You know, I may have a job for you after all. Can you start right away?

    • tapp_my_wire,please

      don’t forget her emails posing as a Nigerian prince.

    • Doug Langley

      How could we ever survive her infrastructure plan that would create 15 million jobs?

  • Inner Venom

    +1000 Points for that Columbo reference.

  • shastakoala

    Shadows, marbles, dog biscuits? I see a Peter Pan theme here. Is McCauley an undercover lost boy?

  • elviouslyqueer

    *ahem*

    BUT HER EMAILS.

    • Crystalclear12

      VAGINA!!

  • TheGrandWazoo2

    Here’s a trend that’s starting to bother me. The talking heads on TV starting their statements with “look” or “listen” as if those words give them some sort of authority.

    • laughingnome

      Look, I agree with you 1000 percent, believe me.

      • Toomush_Inferesistance

        Listen, I don’t like it either, but, look, it’s got to be done…

        • TJ Barke

          Let me tell you, it’s great.

    • Mr. Blobfish

      The fact of the matter is .

    • Doug Langley

      They’re all doing it, period.

  • memzilla Ω
    • Bill D. Burger

      ….and we’re sure we’ll find absolute proof when we discover more of her emails.”

      • Reximus

        Have they checked her toaster oven for them?

  • Toomush_Inferesistance

    Dok – either eat the brown acid or don’t eat it……quit teasing yourself….

  • Latverian Diplomat

    “There’s a perfectly innocent explanation for the payments…blow jobs ain’t cheap.”
    — Michael Flynn, maybe panicking a little?

  • AndyC316

    I mean, look, it’s a crazy time we’re living in — microwaves can eavesdrop on you FFS! So maybe Flynn paid someone to do something for him, it’s not like no one else in this administration isn’t doing all sorts of shit?? What’s wrong with a little quid pro quo, Clarice??!

  • LesBontemps

    Okay, okay. Now tell us about Buttercup and the Dread Pirate Roberts.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Inconceivable!

    • Historicat

      Your representative democracy is only mostly dead!

  • anwisok

    Coincidences. All coincidences. You worry too much.

  • elviouslyqueer

    And they would’ve gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids.

  • OrG

    Fuck,our government is the fucking mafia.Except they’re inept and have less integrity.

    • Toomush_Inferesistance

      No, they really are the mafia – the Russian mafia…for real….

    • Vincent Ricola

      No fancy spaghetti dinners before they try to kill us either. :(

    • Shibusa

      That’s a nice kleptocracy you have there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      We’d better be careful, or we’ll wake up with a chicken head in our bed.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Flynn lobbying for Turkey isn’t a conflict of interest because 304 was in the process of trying to get the Turks to approve some big development in Turkey, which the Turks approved while Flynn was on deck.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    MCcauley’s first payment is October 4

    Are my eyes going bad? Because on the screenshot, it looks like the first payment was October 14–unless the first payment isn’t showing.

    • LesBontemps

      10/14 is “Bob Kelley.” Go down a few lines.

      • Resistance Fighter Callyson

        Fuck, I do need glasses. And a spreadsheet for keeping up with the sleazeballs in Donald’s administration FFS…

    • chiefkurtz

      Sort it by date…..uh…nevermind.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson
  • Chadwells
    • Royal Ugly Dude

      Rupert, I told you not to leave a paper trail!

  • Amelia

    See, now I want to watch Columbo. Darn you, Dok.

    Also fuck this entire corrupt, reprehensible situation, fuck our “president” and fuck every person who has ever worked to support this active assault on democracy and the American people. Hillary will be too classy but I hope Bill visits Donnie in prison just to spit in his face.

    • IOnlyLikeCats

      I think Hillary wouldn’t go because she’d need to be physically restrained.

  • tapp_my_wire,please

    $28K? Benedict Arnold worked for less.

    • Crystalclear12

      Comey was free.

      • WotsAllThisThen

        He got to keep his job.

        • UnsaltedSinner

          Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.

        • Crystalclear12

          Chief fluffed?

      • OrG

        Why do you think that?

        • Crystalclear12

          If we find out he did it for money I would respect him more.

    • BearDeLaOursistance

      Man, the dollar is really down against the shekel.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    OT: This should be a fun game. Fill in the missing words, Wonketeers!

    • UnsaltedSinner
      • under_score

        Deflect from the CBO report

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        “Fuck over the poors”

      • TJ Barke

        Establish the Empire of Donald I the Magnificent.

      • elviouslyqueer

        Declare Steve Bannon as Galactic Emperor.

      • Bill D. Burger

        …throw more shit at the wall as raging monkeys are wont to do.”

      • Reximus

        declare Barron as his new NSA

    • Mr. Blobfish

      I say ‘bippy’, Gene.

  • Martini Ambassador

    The 28k was for a very expensive microwave?

    • TJ Barke

      Well, everybody knows you can’t be poor if you have a microwave.

    • shastakoala

      Microwave spreadsheets tend to be a bit glitchy.

  • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

    All the money I’m missing out on by not being a morally bankrupt shitweasel. Curse you decent parents who raised me mostly right!

    • I always wished that I had taken that “How To Be a Russian Drug Lord” course in community college.

      • Resistance Fighter MausFeet

        The chapters about money laundering were tops, I’ve heard.

  • Rick Hill

    Ob…viously this is a big to do about nothing. I didn’t see you people being so diligent when Hillary was murdering Vince Foster in Benghazi. Save your questions for Obama and his weaponized cadre of microwave ovens if you want to be patriotic

    • Crystalclear12

      A on jibberish, but C on wingnuttery (not enough caps lock)

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Was flipping through the channels recently and stumbled upon Colombo being shot at by a sniper. Running serpentine in his trench coat with cigar in hand was quite amusing.

  • Bill D. Burger

    OT..but this: 24 Million People Stand To Lose Insurance Under GOP Obamacare ‘Replacement’ (FAR more than initial beliefs.)
    Bbbbbut… Trump said EVERYBODY would be covered and better and cheaper…and he wouldn’t LIE, would he?
    And the Trumpanzees and the Alternative Truth Squad from the White House are screeching from the rooftops: “CBO and JCT are wasting time.” “Their estimates are worthless.” “This is all wrong. We know the truth” …blah, blah.
    OH….Trump cited the CBO repeatedly during the primaries and the general as “…the best” “most trusted agency in government.” “objective.” …..

    [American Health Care Act
    March 13, 2017
    Cost Estimate CBO and JCT estimate that enacting the American Health Care Act would reduce federal deficits by $337 billion over the coming decade and increase the number of people who are uninsured by 24 million in 2026 relative to current law.]

    https://www.cbo.gov/publication/52486

    • TJ Barke

      Magically down the road it will somehow cover everyone and be cheaper. Somehow. Maybe. (but most certainly not)

      • Indivisible Snark Tank

        Trickle-down health care, to be paid for by trickle-down economics?

        • TJ Barke

          That’s not wealth that’s trickling down…

    • Cock Blockula

      Remember when Obama said “you can keep your doctor” and it turned out to not be true for some? That was MUCH worse than losing your coverage.

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        Thanks to my wife’s employer changing carriers, we lost our cardiologist.

        Thanks Employer.

    • Jenny

      Look how much money we will save if we let the bottom tax tiers die!!

      • Reximus

        or deport them first, either way is good

    • Reximus

      This is bill is the GOP’s 2018 nightmare

      • HogeyeGrex

        Even the Republican base is starting to realize how bad it is.

        These are people who still think Trump is a “straight shooter” who “tells it like it is” and couldn’t possibly be corrupt because he’s rich.

    • UnsaltedSinner

      People may lose their health insurance, but they’ll still have access to it. They can just stand outside the windows of people who are rich enough to afford insurance and look at it.

    • SayItWithOtters

      There you have it. 24 million Americans are worth a $337 bil tax cut. That’s barely $14k per person. That’s what these people’s lives are worth to Paul Ryan.

      Seriously, fuck that guy.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        The important number is dollars per rich GOP donor.

      • mfp

        second-ed

  • Fritz Toch

    I totally read this in Peter Falk’s voice.

    • The Flaming Carrot

      I can’t see ya, but I know you’re here.

  • A Wim Wenders Award to you Dok. Good work.

  • UnsaltedSinner

    Curiouser and curiouser. Almost curious enough that a little investigation might be warranted, eh?

  • cheetojeebus

    Last time I did a dot to dot this hard was in the pages of Highlights.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    Breaking: WH pushes back on CBO health care report, pushes Price is Right in front of camera. Lying and disinformation ensues.

    • Bill D. Burger

      And the head of the CBO is a Republican appointee and, reportedly, a Republican. And, Trump referenced him and the CBO repeatedly throughout the primaries and general as “most trusted people in Washington” “trustworthy” “You can believe them” …. blah, blah.
      Today: “They’re report is worthless. Totally false. ….~ad nauseum~”

      • Liberoid Ron

        And the base, still celebrating the news that the chocolate ration has been reduced raised to 20 grammes, cheers lustily.

    • Duke

      If you don’t get a good number the first time, you can spin again!

  • Bill D. Burger

    And this ot tidbit: All honest and above board, huh?

    [China pays Trump’s son-in-law’s company millions ahead of meeting between Trump and Chinese president
    By Leah McElrath |
    MARCH 13, 2017
    Open corruption: Donald Trump and his family continue to use the office of the presidency to enrich themselves.

    Donald Trump plans to host Chinese President Xi Jinping for a summit next month in the United States. In advance of the meeting, a large Chinese holding company has announced a deal involving the multi-billion dollar real estate development company owned by the family of Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, and for which Kushner previously served as Chief Executive Officer.
    The Chinese company involved, Anbang Insurance Company, has previously been described as “one of China’s most politically connected companies.”
    The terms of this deal reportedly include a payment of more than $400 million and debt forgiveness of an additional $200 million for Kushner Companies, for a total benefit of $600 million. While Kushner claims to have sold his ownership stake in the particular property concerned in the deal, 666 Fifth Avenue, he appears to retain his ownership stake in Kushner Companies as a whole.]

    Perfect number for the location, huh? 666
    These TrumpGrifters really know how to grift. They’re putting everyone else in our history to shame already.

    http://shareblue.com/china-pays-trumps-son-in-laws-company-millions-ahead-of-meeting-between-trump-and-chinese-president/

    • Hutch

      “Anbang Insurance?” *snort*

    • Ωbjectifier

      Totally legit and above board, I’m sure.
      The 1.5 million-square-foot office and retail development at 666 Fifth Avenue has been the subject of a number of record-setting deals. Kushner Companies bought the property for $1.8 billion in 2007, at the time the most ever paid for a single office building in the U.S. After the 2008 global financial crisis struck, in early 2010 Kushner’s $1.215 billion loan was sent to special loan servicer LNR, in which Vornado Realty Trust would later take a stake. Kushner split the retail space into two condominiums, selling the smaller, 36,473-square-foot space to Inditex, parent company of fashion brand Zara, for $324 million or $8,300 per square foot on a blended basis, the highest price ever paid for commercial property larger than 10,000 square feet in New York City. Vornado bought a controlling 49.5 percent interest in the office condominium for $80 million in December 2011, and took the remaining 40,742-square-foot retail condo for $707 million in July 2012.

      • mardam422

        So, where are the fundies screaming about the address of “retail development” (666 5th Ave.)?

        • Paperless Tiger

          They’re all busy studying internet porn to see if it should be banned.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      I like to think of how it freaks out Christards walking down Fifth to see those glowing red numerals floating above them.
      http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4270206068_97bf0fb65a_b.jpg

  • BMW

    Add “Nice Columbo reference” to things I’d never thought I’d say but am now saying.

  • Come here a minute

    Not to mention that we all saw Flynn with the smoking gun in Act I.

  • Bill D. Burger

    LMAO……SUUUUUUU-PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE!

    [Zack Ford
    Contact me: zford@thinkprogress.org.
    Mar 13
    Trump continues to take salary despite promise, says he’ll donate money later
    This isn’t the first time he’s broken that promise.

    During the presidential campaign, then-candidate Trump said repeatedly he would turn down any salary as President. Then, in his first big interview as President-elect in November, he again insisted, “No, I’m not gonna take the salary. I’m not taking it.” Instead of accepting the $400,000 presidents get paid each year, Trump would take just $1 a year.

    Well, it’s been almost two months and President Trump has received at least one paycheck — and he kept it.]

    https://thinkprogress.org/trump-salary-donation-promise-cdb0b78a7aab#.u462ykemr

  • FZsdaughter

    If only there were some kind of Pulitzer Prize for mommie blogs.

    • cheetojeebus

      The Golden Frying Pan

  • Ducksworthy

    And then there’s the hotel developer/investor Tefik Ariv, formerly of the Soviet Ministry of Commerce and Trade. Mr. Ariv, a Kazak, moved to Turkey and later to Brooklyn where he opened an office in Trump Tower. Trump has done business with him but he can’t really remember what that was about. Anyway. Nothing to see here. Move along. Behghazi! Email!

  • Resistance Fighter Astraea

    Breaking news: Attempts by a bribed ex-FBI to create evidence of wrongdoing by State Department reveals that Clinton, vagina-American, once held a position of significant power, casting shadows over her legacy as Secretary of State.

  • Liberoid Ron

    Nicely done, Dok!

  • Jason Brenenstuhl

    this shit is like watching a spy novel in slow motion, where America is embarrassingly, hilariously pathetic at espionage. And paranoid schizophrenic Carter Page is going to be the one to bring it all down.

    • HogeyeGrex

      It’s like Carl Hiaasen writing a spoof on 60s spy pulp.
      I think all we’re missing is alligators. Just give it time.
      If it weren’t actually, y’know, going to have a lasting, horrible effect on the entire world and the lives of hundreds of millions if not billions of people, it’d be entertaining as hell.

      • TootsStansbury

        That’s where Bannon comes in. The padlocks, they were the alligator rooms!

  • TootsStansbury

    Didn’t someone once say something about absolute power and corruption?

    • Scrofula

      Nah, this is the power = aphodisiac group. Although I don’t think any of them are boning anyone.

    • zerosumgame0005

      in this case they were all corrupt before they got all this power

  • Scrofula

    They always left out how you could smell Columbo’s trenchcoat coming hours before he showed up. Maybe that’s why all the killers always had a well-rehearsed story for him.

  • Zyxomma

    I hope I don’t lose it anytime soon.

  • Mavenmaven

    Yeah, they were just plumbers at that hotel.

  • Weevie

    There’s a prospective good side to all this. The battalion of people The Hairman has fired are all gunning for him now. They’re smart, not like Bannon’s “scary smart” Milo types, rather, legitimately smart, pissed and organizing well.

  • Hutch

    A dedication tonight for all the Republicans who hate women! A special dedication to Donald Trump!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxKksU7jldw

  • Paperless Tiger

    It’s like they glued all the dominoes to the table. Who ever got away with this sort of blatant corruption? Certainly no American. Maybe Nero. Hell, they stabbed Caesar for less.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Trump did not know, and had never even met Tillerson, before appointing him to State … a guy who just happens to be Pootie’s BFF, and who is willing to stand by quietly while the Department is gutted. The only question in my mind is whether it was Bannon on Pootie’s orders, or instructions given directly to Donnie.

  • Panika MCD

    see, I go to the Pink Dome and everything seems nomal:

    Huffman’s doing her best to put in statute what the SOS’s Elections Division has been doing based on various court rulings concerning voter ID and not being discriminatory while also making it a 3rd degree felony to lie on the reasonable impediment declaration.

    Nelson has a good bill adding sexual assault against a parent as a reason another parent can lose custody and also too a bad bill requiring parental consent for a minor to join a union (because who needs child labor laws, right?).

    Hinojosa has some good bills making things better for the victims of domestic violence.

    Zaffirini’s 5th round of banning texting while driving (yes, we’re one of four states that doesn’t and even Guam has their shit together on this one) where many people who initially opposed it have now realize that what is dangerous to the driver is also too dangerous for other people on the road–but not Schwertner, Creighton or Birdwell.

    and they delay the debate on the Bathroom Bill because Kolkhorst took 20 pages of notes and she doesn’t actually want to discriminate against the BLTs like Patrick (nee Goeb) does–so she’s going to figure out a way so that trans girls aren’t getting raped in high school boys bathrooms–because: actually a decent human being.

    AND THEN: I take Callie to the park, come home and read this shit. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?! again, I propose a ban on them doing anything until we and they can figure out what the hell is going on.

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