Not to discourage anyone from experiencing what it's all about. But I've had my fair share of experiences over the years, and it's time to throw in the towel.

For me, sex without any real emotion isn't that enjoyable. I've become too old and cynical, and have wised up and can no longer be easily fooled.

If I have to be completely honest, then it's the idea of catching a STI that is the final straw.

When I have natural sex, I enjoy it intimately, kissing her everywhere, etc. With a hooker that's just asking for trouble.

So if you want to play it safe what you're left with is - sex the bite sized version. Or a shadow of real sex.

See when you get older, it becomes as much as pleasing yourself as it does pleasing her. And you can't be fooled.

Am I saying, every experience with hookers are fake and like this? Absolutely not, I've had my fair share of good experiences too. But then you always get the lemons.

A younger me might have had this, you win some and you lose some, and that's it attitude. Not anymore. That part of my brain that releases dopamine during sex, gets the exact same level of pleasure from jerking off and watching porn.

That's sad you say? Is there at least hope?

Well yeah. I've raised the bar. Now only truly erotic experiences, real and tangible, or I'll jerk off at home. I want to know that woman is in to me, or fuck that....

That's it - end of rant.