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quality post!Gravity in the Grave (self.ComedyCemetery)

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People get progressively heavier due to being closer to earth than radius.

It's the reverse of weightlessness which is absurd and would make deep exploration of earth impossible.

I already knew gravity was a fraud. I may write a free e-book on this, with math, titled "gravity in the grave" and I'll just post it here as I'm banned from most FE subs for getting attention.

So a person named Garvin dies from stupidity, so his soul was 21g but when they bury him he'll gain weight from lower gravity. I have lots of other examples too. Science is funny.

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[–]Sam_arsvard 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

HOLY SHIT THIS PERSON THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUB ABOUT CEMETARIES

[–]styleofzen[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Whatever, gravity is dead, it's actually just a mathematical fraud. There is only weight which is due to an objects own mass. The earth is pushing us in reaction to our weight. The earth is not pulling things just like your chair is pushing you, not pulling you. That is physics.

[–]Sam_arsvard 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

First of all you're an obvious troll. Second of all do you even know what weight is?

[–]WadeWilsonforPope [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Dude... hes not.

The guy is a bit of a loony legend in FE subs.

He tried explaining to me once that the reason the horizon appears curved is because our eyes are round.

Check out his history if he is troll he is very dedicated.

[–]Instantcretin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The measure of the effects of grav- HEY WAIT A SECOND

[–]BasicallyADoctorʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ｍｅｍｅ 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Thanks for the great post that really fits the sub 😂

[–]styleofzen[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm banned from all the relevant subs. Did you know 1mm from the center your weight will be almost infinite.. I find that to be hilarious.

[–]BasicallyADoctorʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ｍｅｍｅ 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hmm, really makes you think doesn't it 🤔 🤔🤔 <- me thinkin

[–]BreadToBake 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you know 1mm from the center you would weigh almost nothing?

[–]CatWheel 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't understand.

[–]styleofzen[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I find science is funny, gravity does not actually work in reality..

[–]Instantcretin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, Newton was such a chump. If he's so smart how come he's dead.

[–]tensolia 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GRAVITY RESIGNED 😂😂😂😂

[–]PM_ME_DIRTY_FURRIES 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

whyd you get banned from all the fire emblem subs?

[–]Glichraptor 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/gggOOGk.png

[–]SkeletonAtHeart 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why is this pinned?

[–]styleofzen[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

science is funny..

[–]trelian5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because the mod is a brat

[–]buttersauce 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is actually not true at all. As you go deeper there is more earth above you cancelling out the increase from getting deeper. The reason they stopped drilling in the deepest hole because the intense heat.

[–]styleofzen[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's nonsense, just like weightlessness.. take a bathroom scale next time you fly.

[–]schwooples 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weightlessness in orbit isn't because you're far enough from the Earth that there is no gravity affecting you... It's because you're in free-fall. If you jump off a building, you'll also be weightless until you hit the ground. But in orbit, you're travelling so quickly tangentially to the Earth that you never actually land. The force of gravity acting on you is still significant.

Think about the moon. It's much further away from the Earth than the orbits astronauts are in, but the very reason it orbits the Earth is because the Earth's gravity is pulling it down.

[–]LukethehedgehogDONUT STEEL 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol (lots of laughter) very good joke jerry, say hi to betty 4 me:)