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We all know why she asks this. I’m looking for complete asinine, witty, and completely insane responses. Example
“CJ what are you doing here?” My response “hunting elements”I used to say, “I’m a professional weight lifter.” Actually, I fixed scales for a living. If you want them to leave you alone, just tell them you’re a drummer.
"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."
Ready…..
I hunt Witches…
But dont worry, its my day off.I heard that some where.
Men have Testicals. Women have .....eggs.
I used to answer the question and just tell her, but now I have a personal policy . . .
Never give a woman a direct answer to a question – unless it is “NO”.“So what do you do for a living / where do you work?”
“I’m an astronaut. See that? ( points to the sky ) That’s my office.”
“REALLY???”
“No.”
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@oldSage ^^ has the best response ever.
I used it recently too, and cracks me up big time.“So what do you do for a living” comes from women who are so dull, uncreative and predictable, it’s not even funny. So you have to make it funny. Not to game or entertain her, but to amuse MYSELF. They are complete shit at flirting or getting any kind of fun banter going, and frankly, they don’t DESERVE a direct response. I would prefer the whore just come out and ask what she really wants to know. “How much money are you willing to waste on me?”. She doesn’t give a shit what you do for a living, so feel free to make up anything to prevent yourself from dying of boredom.
It would be like asking women “so how much do you charge?”.
At least that’s a direct question.A friend and I sometimes play “sudden death career” when whores ask this stupid question. Sometimes I’m a producer and he’s a director. They think we mean the movie business.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.KM. Little did I know I would actually become one!! Hah
Men have Testicals. Women have .....eggs.
Pension and look after my elderly abandoned father because my siblings are a pack of greedy cunts . Was multi skilled in many aspects . Life wiped and fucked up with ptsd and depression wich has subsided . Starting a mens group to help men and also my community but with a little twist . Lol stealth mission of my own . Lol .
Not really a good thing for alot of people on here to say bro .
THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .
Ptsd is like having two fucking brains and doesn’t subside . Just learn to live with it . I have woken a nieghbor one night from screaming out in my sleep . My job is to live life for my children
THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .
. If you want them to leave you alone, just tell them you’re a drummer.
Or a football player. Football players have a reputation for treating women badly, so claiming to be one could make them leave you al-
No wait…
Actually, just tell them that you’re a student, there’s the foolproof repellent.
To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell
Retired early
Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
The ask as they want to acertain what your income is.
Refuse collected sends them high tailing..
I hunt Witches…
But dont worry, its my day off.I think that I am gonna use this, it will work just fine. Thanks!
Life is 5% what happens to you and 95% how you react to it.
when asked,
i use KM’s line..
serial killer.
CEREAL killer…i can kill a box of corn flakes in a day…
Hahha!!!
i like Jan’s “pretzel factory ” worker too .
classic.tuna fisherman
A return to first principles in a Republic is sometimes caused by the simple virtues of one man. His good example has such an influence that the good men strive to imitate him, and the wicked are ashamed to lead a life so contrary to his example.
“I make problems disappear completely, sometimes they appear in groups and it’s my job to take care of them without anyone noticing anything”
“Some people have specific problems that they want to disappear and I get paid to do that”
“I get paid to break problems and make them disappear without leaving any traces”
I am an IT-Guy
Never bow. Never let anybody chain you. Always move forward!
Disposable lighter repair main also moon cheese technician
Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW?
Many years ago at a job I had, I had occasion to wear a 3-piece suit to work (for client demos or clients visiting for training). I happened to notice that when I wore the suit into bars that I would suddenly become actually visible to chics instead of invisible as usual. I never totally figured this out (blue pill as fuck) until now. I guess I just assumed the the suit made me look better or something.
Oh, btw, I work at Hooters…sometimes and sell Mary Kay products part time. We have a new product line of facial paints.
I work in the refrigeration / air conditioning industry.
It’s a cool job!
The first job I had, I was a magician. It didn’t work out very well.
Apparently, there really is a trick to cutting a woman in half.
Don't ever get married. Find a woman you fucking HATE and buy her a house. It's cheaper and easier.
Phrenologist. See how long it takes them to figure out that Phrenology is a dead field.
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