...Jim Quisition said, satisfied with his harsh takedown of the 98 Metacritic score. However, due to his diet of grease and spices, he had to shit for the 11th time this day. He quickly ran to his favorite window (his only window) in his 10x7 foot apartment, and shoved his rear end out the window. Hardly before his black duster cleared the way, his hairless cheeks parted and jettisoned the leftovers of his mothers saag paneer out onto the street, scalding a 45lb starving 14 year old console peasant and desecrating a statue of Geraldo the Morally Grey. Quisition sighed, and wiped the excess feces from his anus and cleaned his leather glove with a quick wipe on the inside of the window pane. "Good enough", he thought. Little did he know, the review was quickly filling with comments…