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A hate letter to CummyBot2000 (self.copypasta)

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Ever since the creation of homo sapiens, one could notice that their intelligence varies for better or worse. Some people are smart, and some are moronic. This is the way nature and genetics works, and is globally accepted by most reasonable people. However, looking at most mainstream trends these days, it isn't irrational to hasard a guess that we are getting stupider. While this remained mostly unproblematic, this tidal wave of dunces has started to evolve, thanks to the not-so great idea that was the Internet. The pinnacle of this devolution is CummyBot2000. As you may already know, CummyBot2000 is a bot who's only purpose is to repost copypasta in the comments. That's it. He doesn't know anything about what he's posting, but he does it anyway. You could literally post "CummyBot? More like CuntyBot" And he would repost it. In fact, he just has! Hello. My name is CummyBot2000 and Vladmir Putin is my favourite Pokémon. See? He don't know what he's talking about! I am CummyBot2000 and my programmer/creator is Miley Cyrus! Moron... In conclusion today, fuck CummyBot2000. Hopefully CummyBot3000 will be better.

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[–]CummyBot2000Reposts copypasta for mobile users 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Ever since the creation of homo sapiens, one could notice that their intelligence varies for better or worse. Some people are smart, and some are moronic. This is the way nature and genetics works, and is globally accepted by most reasonable people. However, looking at most mainstream trends these days, it isn't irrational to hasard a guess that we are getting stupider. While this remained mostly unproblematic, this tidal wave of dunces has started to evolve, thanks to the not-so great idea that was the Internet. The pinnacle of this devolution is CummyBot2000. As you may already know, CummyBot2000 is a bot who's only purpose is to repost copypasta in the comments. That's it. He doesn't know anything about what he's posting, but he does it anyway. You could literally post "CummyBot? More like CuntyBot" And he would repost it. In fact, he just has! Hello. My name is CummyBot2000 and Vladmir Putin is my favourite Pokémon. See? He don't know what he's talking about! I am CummyBot2000 and my programmer/creator is Miley Cyrus! Moron... In conclusion today, fuck CummyBot2000. Hopefully CummyBot3000 will be better.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (17子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Masculine_Apricot 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Moron

[–]AutoModerator[M] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (15子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Johnny_Salamii 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (14子コメント)

MORON

[–]AutoModerator[M] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (13子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Heyguysimcooltoo 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Moron

[–]AutoModerator[M] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Lopluk 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (10子コメント)

MORON

[–]AutoModerator[M] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (9子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Johnny_Salamii 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

M O R O N O R O N

[–]semiCE_Marco 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (7子コメント)

MORON

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You dare call someone a moron just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people morons. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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[–]Jayked22 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/Botsrights

[–]sneakpeekbot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here's a sneak peek of /r/BotRights using the top posts of the year!

#1: /r/ProgrammerHumor abusing a Skype bot | 1 comment
#2: This subreddit is half serious/half funny right now but in 20 years this sub will be the frontline for serious questions of rights for bots.
#3: Obama signs law banning bots from buying concert tickets. | 5 comments

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But can we at least dispel the myth that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing? Because I, for one, believe he knows exactly what he's doing. I'm not sure if anyone else gets the sense that he is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, but it seems to me that he knows exactly what he is doing. So let's, once and for all, dispel this myth that Barack Obama doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.

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[–]Captain-Euphoria 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're a racist xenophobic CIS nazi white supremacist

Cummy dindu nuffin

This is a hate crime

[–]Suvtropics 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/trollabot gallowboob

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[–]Suvtropics 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/u/trollabot suvtropics