First thing I do when I enter a bathroom, look at the toilet, then look at the toilet roll holder.

Basic stuff, if its dirty, wipe it clean, if there's no toilet paper, go get some more, or go to another stall (if public).

Now, my female relatives, every time, complain that the seat needs to be put down lest they 'fall in'.

They complain if there's no toilet paper on the toilet roll holder, despite there being toilet paper around 2 meters away.

I never complain about the seat being down, lest I 'piss all over the seat', and I never complain about there being no toilet paper (which sometimes occurs), I just go get more.

What about you guys? Any women you know who complain about toilets by a ridiculous degree?

This is seemingly a woman thing only...