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[–]Sal_A_Mander808 [スコア非表示]  (130子コメント)

Sometimes they genuinely blow me away with the effort they go for little stuff. Like when they used trigonometry to figure that one guy was a manlet.

[–]Senaeth [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

Like that one time they went full moralfag and found that easern European girl that threw puppies into the river. They could probably track al Baghdaddi if they wanted to

[–]ITS-A-JACKAL [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

What did they do when they found her

[–]spaniel_rage [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Made some spicy memes

[–]NotProgramSupervisor [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Nono guys I want the real story what happened

[–]DuckDuckYoga [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

found that easern European girl that threw puppies into the river

Looks like she maybe apoligized and that was it? http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/riverpuppies.asp

[–]Covalency22 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I think it was given to the police in the area and she was arrested.

At least, it's nice to think that.

[–]ohhyouknow [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Like that time they found out the identity of the goatse guy by the moles on his ass.

[–]Jacross [スコア非表示]  (47子コメント)

Which was actually wrong anyway. The calculations were based on faulty assumptions regarding doorknob height...

Why do I know that?

[–]carbohydratecrab [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

Although having a non-standard doorknob installed specifically to hide the fact that you're a manlet is standard manlet behaviour.

[–]Dr_HoaxArthurWilmoth/pol/ack [スコア非表示]  (9子コメント)

Underrated post.

standard manlet behaviour. I would sub to that board.

[–]ChestBras [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

The manlet club has just subverted the methods of the small dick club, which have had done this way before the era of manlet.

There's WAY more people concerned about their small dick, than there are manlet, after all.

[–]lostpasswordnoemail [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Why does the small dick club need non standard doorknobs?

[–]Harregarre [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You make the doorknob smaller so your knob looks bigger.

[–]xantxant [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well, a normal, limp penis can wrap completely around a standard-sized doorknob, which is why regular men like you and I can easily open doors with our non-erect penises. Of course it's impolite to do this in public, but I'm sure you're like me and do this all the time at home.

But men with very small penises can barely get halfway around a normal doorknob, so when they're around their friends and family, they're too ashamed to open doors with their penises. Anyway, there just isn't enough surface area to get much traction with a tiny dick on a regular knob.

But with a very small knob, a smaller-sized penis, say 10" flaccid, can still open the door, and it's a bit ego-boosting for those men.

[–]Problemzone [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

yeah. that was stupid. i dont understand why he did not work with the one thing on that picture of what we know the size for sure, the phone. everything else was fine, and could have been used with the phone too.

[–]Philip25 [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

Everyone kept saying that ... But the phone was held at a slight angle to the mirror. Which means if you use it as a reference point it won't deliver the exact results you are hoping for. In the end using this method would make the guy slightly bigger than he actually was (since the length of the phone in the photo is smaller compared to the real stats, due to the angle). It should still be enough to determine the rough size though.

[–]kaifett [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Compare length the height to determine angle of phone

[–]TacoPi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That works better than my idea so long as the phone isn't tilted left or right.

You can also find the angle of the phone from where the phone is located in the picture of itself (the phone should be centered in the photo if phone is parallel to the mirror.) Knowing the angle of the field of view and the location of the phone in the photo of itself we can find its tilt relative to the mirror.

[–]MuttinChops [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If we're talking about the same thing, they did use the phone to measure his height.

[–]Denadias [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

http://imgur.com/THnG4T8?r

Standard lightswitch height is 120cm (48inches). So either that doorknob is at right height and he's a manlet, the light switch is at right height and he's a manlet or he's in a house built for giants.

I'm gonna go with he's a manlet.

[–]royster30 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Door knobs aren't​ a standard height?

Was he a manlet or no?

[–]-Fletcher- [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Apparently not, he was in a hotel and they had different doors there or something. Some guy debunked it last time it was posted.

[–]Denadias [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

http://imgur.com/THnG4T8?r

I replied this to someone else as well but the standard height for ligthswitch placement is 120cm(48 inches).

Either they're both really oddly placed or one of them is correct and he's a manlet.

[–]SpeakLikeAChild04 [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

When Trump was holding one of his early campaign rallies in some football stadium in Alabama, some shill popped into a /pol/ thread and said something like the rally had started already and that the stadium had a bunch of empty seats. Some guy managed to look at the photograph that the shill commented on and deduced through where the Sun was located, where shadows were being cast, and other geographic things that the shill was lying and that the rally hadn't started yet. It was hilarious autism. I hate myself for not having capped that thread. All I can remember the guy saying and doing is posting the photo with all of the angles broken down by degrees with all of these lines and mathematical symbols and commenting "Nice try, Jew."

[–]dtlv5813 [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

This is the kind of analysis that one observant individual can put together just by looking at the provided pictures.

Pulling off the shia ladouche heist is a whole different animal altogether. 4chan could have taken down bin laden if it really wanted to. Who knows, maybe that was where the cia dossier on bin laden whereabouts came from.

[–]NationalDenbt [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

4chan have used this autism to forward the location of multiple ISIS training camps to the Russian MOD before. All were taken out with airstrikes.

[–]SOSBTK [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

They already coordinated an airstrike against ISIS with Russia a few months ago so yea, Bin Laden would be dead in a month if they were in charge.

[–]espenae93 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Girls don't want anything to do with us, gotta spend your time on SOMETHING..

[–]linkinstreet [スコア非表示]  (26子コメント)

Post the vidya version next time. that way you can hear the horn of the car of the guys using echolocation

[–]NGMajora [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

Wait seriously echolocation? How far are these guys willing to go?

[–]ShadowShine57/v/irgin [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

The video also left out the part where they looked at the night time stream and used astronomy patterns

[–]thatsoreddit [スコア非表示]  (30子コメント)

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[–]MechanicalHorse/b/tard [スコア非表示]  (24子コメント)

Weaponized wautism?

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[–]mrhardware/b/ [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

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[–]Wiryjacbo/trash/man [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

Well played

[–]Ignorred [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Fear the WASP (Weaponized Autists of Slash Pol)

[–]descuidadojose [スコア非表示]  (88子コメント)

wait, so the he will not