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Private>Public(Sorority Fistfight/Impeachment Drama) - Transcript from March 9th, 2017 - Pre-Impeachment of President and/or Vice President (self.Drama)

-Mistakes_Were_Made- が 投稿 - announcement

Original post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/5odc4a/ongoing_drama_a_sorority_meeting_turned_into_a/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

[TRANSCRIPT HERE]

Hey y'all. I was not the scribe for this meeting, but I will be covering the rest of the action from here on out. For those following this thing, it has been discovered that the Vice President's conduct at the meeting in January was only the tip of the iceberg. The meeting last night was very short and only served to reveal the results of the cabinet voting to move forward with impeachment of the President and/or the Vice President. Our next meeting is on Saturday night -- that's when the actual impeachment hearings begin. I'll be sure to post the transcript as soon as I am done.

EDIT: One other thing I should note -- now the president has been cleared, she is, by our by-laws, ALLOWED to participate in the impeachment of the vice president

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[–]Velvet_Llama 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ilu bb. As long as you're not a Sigma kappa. Because I'm technically banned from all Sigma kappa houses.

[–]AntiLuke 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every time I see sigma kappa I have to stop and process that it isn't kappa sigma.

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm technically banned from all Sigma kappa houses

I assume this is masturbation-related.

[–]Velvet_Llama 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nah, I got caught trying to steal their letters from a house. And the letters might have been bolted to the wall. And the letters might have been inside the house. And I might have gotten the girls who snuck us into the house into big trouble. I don't remember doing any of it. Whiskey is a hell of a drug.

[–]Ultrashitpost 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Especially if you're only 12

[–]ComedicSansI'm more toxic than you 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds dramatic. You should do a self-post story-time dealie, like snallygaster has done from time to time.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Saturday night at 7:30 pm?! But it's the KA formal!!!!

edit: bobby broke up with me. Hope you're glad Becky

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Becky? Bobby? What is this? 1955? C'mon man.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey cut me some slack. I was born right around then lol

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey! After the soph hop, we'll take the T-bird down to the malt shop.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hun, you can take me wherever you like

[–]snallygaster 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is juicy as hell, pls let us know what else the VP did.

Also, do you guys use that font during transcription to make things seem more official? j/w

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am neither confirming nor denying that, sir.

[–]strathmeyer 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Since you guys were having problems last time here are the most popular girls' names from 1999: Emily Hannah Alexis Sarah Samantha Ashley Madison Taylor Jessica Elizabeth Alyssa Lauren Kayla Brianna Megan Victoria Emma Abigail Rachel Olivia

[–]AntiLuke 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm gonna say there are no fewer than five Megans in that sorority.

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nine, by my count (seven Megans, one Meghan, and a Meghna -- the Indian variation).

[–]Whistling_Duck 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is so good. So your president isn't facing impeachment anymore?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nope, and tbh I'm really happy. She kinda got dragged into this whole thing and none of it was her fault. Plus she had no knowledge of what the Vice President was doing under the table...that sounded dirtier than I intended.

[–]AntiLuke 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounded exactly as dirty as you intended.

[–]guyjin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It happened on her watch, so she kind of is responsible.

[–]AntiLuke 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait, how the hell did the fight lead to this? I thought the fight was started by some girl that the vice president later yelled at during your "come to Jesus" meeting post-fight. Did people not take to kindly to that and start spilling dirt or something?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear, it's pretty damn similar to real-world politics. Vice President pissed off a lot of people, those people "leaked" her transgressions during recruiting and election season.

[–]crefakis 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't believe I'm looking forward to this next post.

This shit gets my drama dong erect which, unlike my regular one, is not marred by unsightly warts, growths and cheeto dust.

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Drama Dong" sounds like a shitty Youtube show

[–]OniTan 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (9子コメント)

So she was running a pay to join scheme with pledges and some sort of kickback scheme with members?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yes on both**. There are apparently a ton of facebook messages and texts that were saved and screenshotted to back it up.

**EDIT: I'm an idiot, misread the original post.

[–]OniTan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Then why would they be paying her to vote for her?

Are any pay to join girls getting expelled?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Oh I'm sorry, I misunderstood your original post! I'm an idiot.

And that still remains to be seen -- she had blackmail on at least two of the new pledges, so that adds a whole extra layer.

[–]OniTan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

So why are the members paying her?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

AIUI, most were paying her to look the other way on write-ups or disciplinary stuff, but there are rumors that she was getting paid to recommend the dismissal of certain members. I'm not sure how much stock there is to that -- the entire organization has been nothing but a rumor mill over the past couple of months.

[–]sex_tourism 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you sold the movie rights yet?

[–]OniTan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How many guys have you fucked?

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I can't believe I find myself following this drama.

[–]riemann1413 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

give in

it's satisfying

[–]ThatOtherPromise 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My dream right now is being physically present in this shitshow

200 sorority girls fist fighting? HOT

[–]CirqueDuFuder 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So long as they aren't on rugby team.

[–]SamWhite 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why would you not? It's good fun, OP is delivering. This is exactly what /r/Drama was originally made for.

[–]Prince_Kropotkin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh, I know. I just mean... eh..... it's....

[–]SamWhite 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're following the idiocy of a bunch of sorority girls and it makes you feel childish. We're in /r/Drama son, we gave up any pretensions to not being puerile fuckwits some time ago.

[–]DistortedLines 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Cool, is it possible to record the thing?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I could get in a lot of trouble for photographing this (sorry, cop-out answer, I know). It goes back to not showing our letters and potentially giving the University and the PH organization a bad reputation. There's also the confidentiality angle (hence why we use abbreviations in the transcript).

[–]DistortedLines 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh it's alright, this is still very entertaining.

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh just wait until tomorrow night after the impeachment hearings start. I'm admittedly a bit excited, I've heard about these but never thought I'd actually participate in one. Plus the VP is a bitch. Screw her.

[–]Ardvarkeating101 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the big P? We all know how Texas feels about women presidents

[–]CarnistHappyCamp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

not showing our letters

what about bewbs?

[–]Namenamenamenamena 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Damn you guys are autistic af

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Look, if it's autistic to count the tiles on the sorority house kitchen floor every morning, then I'm sorry.

[–]dildo_schwaginz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well do you count the ones you lick also?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WTF like that doesn't even make sense k?

[–]Ardvarkeating101 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah! She's licking them, how does that not count as counting?

[–]AntiLuke 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're just jealous.

[–]CarnistHappyCamp 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i know you are but what am i

[–]cantsaythat 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What was the abstention about? Some sort of illicit love tryst?

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Her younger sister.

[–]guyjin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dayum, even her sister didn't vote against? I'd like to be a fly on their family wall this thanksgiving. Or easter, whatevs.

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, but I kinda understand why: the amount of evidence that the vice president acted improperly (the brawl aside) is pretty staggering.

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[–]lifesbrink 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm willing to bet this sorority is white

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

About 80% white, 20% Indian. So more like a swiss coffee.

[–]lifesbrink 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Get rid of the mayos and the drama should end

[–]RobotApocalypse 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, I seen enough Bollywood to know that ain't true

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, dude. Johnny American from California is coming to save the day. And then the whole movie ends with a musical number.

[–]MooseHeckler 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]VidyaJain 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, I thought the VP was the sweet, quiet girl that told the cabinet member to sit down? She's actually a corrupt bitch?

This is such a juicy story, OP. Keep up the updates.

[–]-Mistakes_Were_Made-[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nooo you're getting people confused with each other. The VP was the one who walked up to that other girl and slugged her in the face, hence starting the brawl. She's a bitch -- seriously, nobody likes her, I think the vote 17-0-1 to move forward with impeachment shows that.

[–]sublimei 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amen, you can't just slug someone in Greek life; you have to sexually assault them too. Then it's no biggie. Also helps to make sure the person you're slugging is brown or darker and middle class to poor. Fuckin freshman need to learn the ways or GTFO.

[–]ninjaofpatience 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So is there any chance the fight video leaked on-line somewhere?

[–]blindcandyman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god. I thought they got the god emperor and was about to give up hope. But alas he survives another day.