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[–]Sinister_HandReally? Do go on. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Did you put the seat down?

[–]CrazyTom54It's just Blue-Pilled Locker Room Talk[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hell no! An alpha shits with the toilet seat up! We don't care about accidentally falling in!

[–]Ctulhu_gigglesSome manchildren are perpetually stuck in the anal phase 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Off topic, I know, but I wonder why that's even a thing for people! When my bf pees he leaves the toilet seat up, so I put it down when I need it, and I leave it down and he pulls it up when he needs to pee... it's all so easy, but apparently it's a ''thing''!

[–]Babbit_B 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of us are extremely dopey and moronic when we get up to pee in the middle of the night, and if our SO has left the toilet seat up, we fall in.

[–]Ctulhu_gigglesSome manchildren are perpetually stuck in the anal phase 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like, bros, I can't tell you how SHOCKING this revelation was for me! It was almost as shocking as when one of my friends said I am incredibly sexist, even though I'm not. I'm like, the least sexist person I know.

Don't worry, it's all alternative facts. Just like Trump is the least racist guy possible, who reads the Bible like no one else and who respects women like none other, your story just rings TRUE to me.