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[–]hops4beer [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Down the street from the house I grew up in there was a gas station owned by a muslim family. They would sell beer to my friends and I when we were 16.

[–]k1ck4ss [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Did they break law doing so? Seems rightful putting damage to infidels?

[–]30-xv [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

It is also against their law to sell alcohol, but why wouldn't they make some kids happy, drinking at 16 or at 18 is really the same.

[–]k1ck4ss [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Their law? What's that? There are different laws? Drinking at 14 isn't the same then?

[–]freshent [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I think it might be a religious law, but I have not read that anywhere so don't quote me.

It's not a law imposed by the government on their religion.

[–]30-xv [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yes, you probably know that drinking is forbidden, then also anything related to it is forbidden, from the harvester, maker, transporter, seller And drinker.

Anything that gets money from that business.

[–]hops4beer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The drinking age was/is 21 so yeah it was illegal. They just didn't give a fuck.

[–]Alicia_riley [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

The nicest muslims are the least devout ones.

[–]moose6434 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

The nicest muslims [insert any religion] are the least devout ones.

[–]Alicia_riley [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Except for the Jains. The are literally the religion of nonviolence.

[–]TooShiftyForYou [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was a really talented basketball player."

[–]SaintVanilla [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

I think he's the greatest, but my dad says he doesn't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, he doesn't even run down court. And that he doesn't really try... except during the playoffs.

[–]benny86 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

[–]MouthJob [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The hell he doesn't! LISTEN, KID! He's been hearing that crap ever since he was at UCLA. He's out there busting his buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

[–]waavp [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

One of my best friends at school was muslim. He used to have a jacket that said 'biker boys' on it and a big cheesy logo. We used to take the piss out of it, just standard banter, and one day he came in with the logo stiching completely unpicked and said it fell off in the wash.

That still cracks me up to this day.

We were good friends. We waged a war of terror through the school just the two of us one summer where we kept unscrewing the handles off classroom doors. One day we even unscrewed all the toilet cubicles, completely dismantling them.

Good times.

[–]PM_me_ur_swimsuit [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

My favorite drug dealer was Muslim and awesome.

[–]30-xv [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

We have drug selling techniques in the blood.

[–]DazedGuru [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

We like to sell silk.

But if you can sell silk you can sell drugs.

[–]GottaKeepYaHeadUp [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

"The best muslim I know is my dad. And I love him." hugs mom

[–]TriceratopsHunter [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Moms just big pile of halal chopped liver apparently...

[–]please_PM_ur_bewbs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

...or she's not a Muslim and it's an inter-religious couple.

[–]rostadebananer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He only said it to try to get dad to change his mind about him growing up to be a suicide bomber, and then hugged the mother because he knows that it didn't make a difference anyway.

[–]thndrstrk [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Muslims don't eat pork so I get to eat more pork.

[–]Reign_Wilson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

One of my best friends in elementary school is Muslim. He introduced Starcraft to me.

[–]madfrogurt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Best pediatrician resident I've met was a Muslim woman who wore a hijab and talked like a Valley girl.

[–]ChiefHiawatha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

My friend is Muslim, she's always the designated driver.

[–]Dox_Bulldops [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Arab woman are fucking gorgeous. I wish one would have sex with me.

[–]Icecoldk1lla [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

A father gives his child nothing better than an education- Prophet Muhammad

[–]Hashtagzrghey [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

I raped a 9-year-old girl- Prophet Muhammad

[–]ScathanApproves [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't forget these gems as well

  • Fly wings should be dunked into all drinks because they cure illnesses.

  • Lizards are demonic and the only animal that didn't help put out a large fire.

  • Semen is made between the ribs and backbone.

  • The sun sets in a pool of murky water every night.

  • Donkey's fly and one of them gave a ride to the Prophet.

  • You literally are what you eat, which is why you shouldn't eat pork because Pigs mate often, among other reasons.

  • Shooting Stars are missiles that God hurls at Demons trying to get into heaven.

thebeaconofeducationandsciencefact

[–]ScathanApproves [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just because they believe in a religious text that says deplorable things that do not belong anywhere in the civilized world, doesn't mean this kid doesn't love his parents...of course he does. Only Muslim parents are allowed to stop loving their children when their kids go against the words of the Prophet and end up dead via Honor Killings. Then, that love the child has for his parent is even more profoundly justified as he takes his last breath. Right? RIGHTTTT?!

[–]cerberdoodle [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Though you've probably never heard a "nice" generalization about Muslims across the board, you hear negative generalizations about Muslims almost every day. Makes you think. Kudos to whoever put that sign and megaphone out there.

[–]ConcentricSD [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Kids can be so awesome.

[–]tomatoaway [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

They can? Thanks mom!

Goes and does something nice to his sister.

[–]ConcentricSD [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Yes it's confirmed they can be assholes too! But I do sometimes marvel at how they can be before they are influenced by how nasty the world is.

[–]tomatoaway [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I used to be a nice kid, until my parents started treating me as the favourite which put some distance between me and my sibs.

I've since developed a habit of not being nice when people are looking, which makes me happy when I do nice things, but not people I know who see me regularly who instead think I am a cold emotionless ass.

Parents fuck you up.

[–]30-xv [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But their only world is their home and school, if anything is bad there, they'll be spoiled

[–]EoinMoney [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Didn't they invent kebabs? Kebabs are awesome!

[–]posidonius_of_rhodes [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They show us exactly how not to do religion.